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The Top 120 Political Yummy Bouncies of 2025

Welcome to Summer. Every June 21st, I release my list of the Top 30 hottest women in politics. This list was originally known as the Top 120 political yummy bouncies. Anyway, this is a bare bones list. You can Google the photos yourself. The top 10 liberals, centrists and conservatives are listed for your viewing pleasure. The list was delayed due to events involving America, Israel and Iran. 

Liberals:

10.) Elissa Slotkin — This first term U.S. Senator from Michigan is a Democrat’s dream. She is a Jewish woman who shoves her fellow Jews under the bus while coddling Islamists. She would rank higher but she is in the shadow of her fellow Michigan disaster, Governor Gretchen Whitmer.

9.) Angel Reese — This racist whitey-hating bully plays in the WNBA. She and her fellow black players physically beat up Caitlan Clark for being caucasian. Reese just can’t accept that Clark is better than her. Nevertheless, Reese’s attempts to inflict barely violence on Clark took the WNBA from a league nobody cares about to a league almost nobody cares about. If Reese fails as a player, she can always become the next Jemele Hill and make millions issuing angry ice-biting commentary under the fig leaf of sports. 

8.) Gretchen Whitmer — She locked down her state of Michigan with draconian Covid restrictions that she and her husband openly disobeyed. She bashed Florida during Covid while secretly visiting the state. Somehow, she managed to get reelected. She is a future presidential candidate only because Michigan is a swing state and Democrats have abandoned all pretenses of moderation. She would rank higher but her political machine was as useless as she is during the 2024 election. 

7.) Kathy Hochul — The failed New York Governor was initially appointed when Democrats forced out the more moderate Andrew Cuomo over a few cases of grab-@ss. Hochul is a radical leftist who was elected to a full term by the skin of her teeth. Her arrogance cost Democrats five congressional seats and control of Congress. Her total failure at everything makes her a perfect future Democrat presidential candidate. She has managed to take solid blue New York and make it competitive for Republicans. With Cuomo trying to make a comeback as NYC Mayor, she will have another Democrat to battle with. She owes her entire career to him, and he has a loyal constituency she lacks. 

6.) Tulsi Gabbard — Her working for a Republican administration is irrelevant. Her leaving the Democrat party and re-registering as an independent is irrelevant. She remains a hardcore leftist, only with an attractive face and calm voice. She is still anti-war at all costs. She would rank higher as the first Indian American Director of National Intelligence, but in recent weeks her star has lost some luster in the Trump administration. 

5.) Letitia James — The only thing bigger than the New York Attorney General’s ego is her badonkadonk, and it’s a close call. She campaigned on a promise to frame Donald Trump for crimes, and in the short term she succeeded. She would rank higher but much of her “work” has been overturned by sane judges. Now she is facing criminal charges for the very same crimes she prosecuted Trump for. She is planning to play the race and gender card to an acquittal, and in New York that is a very real possibility. 

4.) Claudia Sheinbaum — Mexico’s first female president happens to be Jewish. She is also a hardcore leftist socialist, which means she will be a nightmare for Jews. If she messes up in office, her critics will remind everyone that she is Jewish. If Karl Marx were a Mexican woman, he would have nothing on Sheinbaum. She was expected to allow the few people still living in Mexico to illegally enter the United States. Any fentanyl that crosses the border and kills Americans is just coincidental. Yet now that her citizens are being returned to her en masse, she will have to govern some pretty bad hombres in addition to the good people of her nation. 

3.) Leslie Marshall — This liberal radio host is the ultimate survivor. First she became a star as one of the main liberal voices on Fox News. Yet her biggest test came when her home burned down during the tragic Altadena wildfire. She left political mode and went straight into mom mode, making sure her family was safe. She is a reminder of what truly matters. She lost a lot, but out of the literal ashes is still fighting for what she believes in. She has always had compassion for human suffering, which is why so many who disagree with her politics shows her that same compassion during the toughest of times. 

2.) Kamala Harris — This giggling, cackling hyena became an affirmative action hire when Barack and Michelle Obama ordered Joe Biden to put her on the ticket. Despite being terrible at everything, Harris outlasted rivals Ron Klain and Susan Harris. She does virtually nothing, and what little she does, she does badly. Yet because of her race and gender, Biden could not fire her from the ticket. He was stuck with her. She had the ultimate no-show job, but she wanted more. She repaid Biden by forcing him out of the race. She was close to absolute power, but her inability to be good at anything finally did her in. Yet again because she checks off the main diversity boxes, she is still a heavy favorite to be the 2028 Democrat nominee. 

1.) Jasmine Crockett — This woman is downright crazy. In her slang, she would be considered cray-cray. Her social media tirades electrify her base and scare anyone sane. Young men look at her and think, “I’d do her.” Some of them realize she might be the kind of woman who would boil their bunny rabbit. Then they think, “Yeah, I’d still do her.” She could make millions forming a duo with fellow Congressman Jerry Nadler known as “Crockett and Tubbs.”

Centrists:

9.) Erin Burnett — It’s hard to call anyone a centrist at CNN, but Burnett seems far less crazy than most of her colleagues. She has managed to avoid disgracing herself at her network, not an easy feat. She would rank higher but virtually nobody watches CNN.

8.) Melissa Theuriau — This French journalist works for M6, the most profitable TV news entity in France. As beautiful as she is, her stories often get overlooked due to a global apathy toward the irrelevant nation of France. If she covered any other nation, she would be an even bigger superstar. President Emanuel Macron remains a non-entity, making it hard to propel her to greater career heights. 

7.) Susan Li — She was born in China and raised in Toronto, Canada. Now she is a Fox Business correspondent. She has interviewed top political and business leaders in Canada and the United States. 

6.) Robin Meade — This lead morning news anchor for Headline News was once Miss Ohio. In 2021 she even released a country music album. She is an example of drop-dead gorgeous and multi-talented women who deserve to be taken seriously. 

5.) Megyn Kelly — This former attorney turned Fox News personality left the network and sued her former boss Roger Ailes. Her stint at NBC was unsuccessful, but she rebounded as a top internet reporter and analyst, She is a tough as nails questioner who plays it straight down the line. She would rank higher if she were on a major television network. Conversely, she is one of the few journalists who found significant exposure on the Internet.  

4.) Princess Kate — The Royal family does not have any political power, but they do have influence far beyond Britain. The death of the beloved and respected Queen Elizabeth led to the ridiculed Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles taking over. If they somehow do not permanently destroy the monarchy, Kate and her husband Prince William could restore it. Kate and her husband both conduct themselves with propriety and class, a sparkling contrast to the publicity seeking grifters Harry and Meghan. Kate’s role is more vital than ever given the wreckage around other family members. She has been a beacon of dignity and grace as she wages a brutal battle against cancer. She is a mix of kindness, boldness, and overall strength.

3.) IDF Gals — The ladies of the Israeli defense Forces are among the toughest women in the world. They are more military than political, but everything involving Israel internally and externally is political. When not defending themselves and their nation giants crazed zealots trying to kill them, they still manage to be charming, funny and gorgeous. There is nothing like a woman with a gun who knows how to use it. IDF ladies are hot. 

2.) Kat Timpf — While she is a die-hard political libertarian on Fox News, she does not fit neatly into any political box. Known mainly as Greg Gutfeld’s comic foil, she showed a spine of steel in recent months. While pregnant, she discovered that she had cancer. Trying to have multiple surgeries and give birth are hard enough on their own, but Timpf beat cancer and gave birth to a healthy baby. She was greeted with a heroic welcome upon returning to TV, but she is no charity case. Right out of the box, she was back in biting comedic form. You can’t keep a good woman down. 

1.) Melania Trump — She is married to the current Republican president, but she has never been overtly political. She is a former model, not a political activist. Her stint as First Lady would have been completely non-controversial had the media not despised her husband so much. She is drop dead gorgeous. With Donald Trump back in the White House again, Melania easily tops the list again.

Conservatives:

10._ Giorgia Meloni — She has been Prime Minister of Italy. She would rank higher but italy’s influence in the world has waned just a bit since the peak of the Roman Empire. Nevertheless, this conservative woman drew praise for rolling her eyeballs at her hapless French counterpart at a G-7 meeting. While she is not going to offer anything entertaining like Silvio Berlusconi’s bunga bunga parties, she has shifted the debate in Italy to the right. That is what a real conservative is supposed to do. 

9.) Lauren Boebert — While nobody should celebrate divorce, many single men perked up when Lauren Boebert became single. This stunning brunette is a sexy pistol packing hot mama. This Colorado congresswoman  barely survived her reelection, but is now fighting back hard against the anti-American Squad. She held former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s feet to the fire. She will need to get reelected again to move up the list. She was involved in a sexually inappropriate incident in a movie theatre, but to be fair her date was a Democrat. Her behavior as a recent divorcee only added to her legend.

8.) Anna Paulina Luna — She is the first Mexican-American to be elected to Congress in Florida. She is a warrior. She led the charge against Merrick Garland, Adam Schiff and other corruptocrats. To move higher on this list, she needs to show staying power by getting reelected. She also needs to get results from her inquiries. So far, no Democrat she has targeted has been held accountable. 

7.) Mollie Hemingway/Miranda Devine — These are two of the hottest and smartest reporters in America. Hemingway writes for the Federalist, while the appropriately named Divine writes for the New York Post. Hemingway has done extensive work on exposing corruption involving the 2020 presidential election. Divine has brilliantly revealed the various controversies surrounding Hunter Biden and his laptop from hell as well as the coverup of Joe Biden’s mental decline while in office The more information dribbles out, the more these two women are seen as right. 

6.) Sarah Huckabee Sanders — She was Donald Trump’s White House press secretary. Now she is the first female Arkansas Governor. Her father previously held that job when Bill Clinton’s successor Jim Guy Tucker resigned due to the Whitewater scandal. Succeeding the more moderate Asa Hutchinson, Sanders has battled critics while raising several children and moving her state sharply to the right. She has beaten back the woke mob and largely won the culture wars in her state. She is drastically reducing taxes in an attempt to get her state income tax to zero. She could be President some day. 

5.) Winsome Sears — The Lieutenant Governor of Virginia is a rock star. She is a proud black woman who served her country in the United States Marines. In her citizen life, she ran a homeless shelter. She has broken plenty of barriers in Virginia politics, which would make her a media darling if she were a Democrat. She has to settle for being loved by Republican voters nationwide. The Governor of Virginia is limited to one term, making her the logical successor to Governor Glenn Youngkin. She won the nomination. She will rocket up the list if she wins the general election. 

4.) Kristi Noem — This great South Dakota Governor achieved plaudits for keeping her state completely open during the Covid pandemic. She kept the state normal but lost the battle to have July 4th fireworks at Mount Rushmore an annual event. Yet when Trump replaced Biden, she brought the fireworks back. She was considered a presidential candidate and an even stronger vice presidential choice, but she received flak for giving her dog the Old Yeller treatment. The issue of her shooting her dog was overblown, but she fumbled the media part of explaining her actions. She redeemed herself by being a fantastic Secretary of Homeland Security. 

3.) Susie Wiles — She might be the most consequential Chief of Staff in the history of Republican politics. President Donald Trump’s comeback does not happen without Wiles. As a campaign manager and later as his Chief of Staff, Wiles runs the tightest of ships. She makes sure information is closely guarded and does not leak. She rarely ever does media interviews, preferring to remain in the shadows. She has ordered all White House personnel to understand that “There are no rock stars” in this administration. This is ironically not true. She is one, and her refusal to put herself on the pedestal only adds to her aura. She is a workhorse, not a show horse. By not being flashy, she brilliantly gets the job done. President Trump is known for chaos, but Wiles brings strict order and discipline to her team. 

2.) Alina Habba — President Trump’ former personal attorney successfully defended him against serious politically weaponized charges. She won, his critics lost. She was rewarded with a position as the U.S. Attorney in New Jersey. She immediately began the process of holding corrupt Attorney General Leticia James accountable. James is still free, but she is weakened and unable to harm Trump. Habra is seeing to that. She is as hot as she is smart and effective. 

1.) Karoline Leavitt — In the modern era, messaging is key. Communication is vital. America went from the least competent Press Secretary to one if its most able. Following Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kayleigh Mcenany is a tall order, but Leavitt is a ruthlessly effective debater. She shred reporters because she is smarter than they are and they know it. She calls out questions that are biased, false, or just plain stupid. She throws haymakers, which delights her boss. She is only 27 years old, and she already balances serving the leader of the free world with being a new parent. Leavitt is a rising star with a very bright future ahead.

These are the hottest 30 political women of 2025. 

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