Archive for February, 2008

Superbowl XLII Recap

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

It is difficult to blog about the Superbowl when you are at the game in the stands.

For those who have no idea about the results of the game, you should hang your head in shame, and pray I never find you and heap scorn on you.

For those like me who are so addicted to the NFL that you would rather read about a week old recap then flip through channels not containing football, welcome, my fellow leatherheads.

The New York Giants were a gritty team expected to go nowhere this year. Of course, when I say expected, I mean expected by me. Ok, so I thought that meant something. I had them going 8-8.

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/09/2007-nfl-predictions/

Stormwarning knew better.

http://stormwarning.moonagewebdream.com

The Giants were led by quarterback Eli Manning, who many in New York had all but given up on. Their head coach Tom Coughlin was almost fired a year ago. Running back Tiki Barber retired before the season. Defensive star Michael Strahan almost did likewise, but after missing training camp, decided to come back for another season.

Like Pittsburgh a couple years ago, the Giants did it the hard way on the road. The 10-6 team beat the Tampa Buccaneers 24-14. They then shocked the 13-3 Dallas Cowboys 21-17, when Tony Romo’s 4th down pass with 9 seconds left was intercepted in the end zone. They then stunned the 13-3 Green Bay Packers in overtime 23-20, intercepting Brett Favre in the extra period to set up the win.

The Patriots were already a dynasty, winning three Superbowls this decade, and coming one minute short in the AFC Title Game last year of a shot at a fourth visit. Head coach Bill Belichick and Tom Brady had done it together. Adding star wide receiver Randy Moss almost made the entire season unfair as the Patriots went undefeated.

Yes, 16-0. They played tough teams in the playoffs, but dispatched the Jacksonville Jaguars and San Diego Chargers with some difficulty. They did not have to face the defending champion Indianapolis Colts, who were shocked by San Diego, but it may not have mattered. The 18-0 Patriots were seeking to become arguably the greatest team of all time…ever. The 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only unbeaten team at 17-0, were getting nervous.

The last game of the regular season featured the Patriots defeating the Giants in New York. Had the Patriots lost a game earlier, they would have most likely rested everybody. The Giants had no reason to play their starters, but decided to, which was criticized at the time. The Giants actually led 28-16, but with the score 28-23, Tom Brady threw his NFL record 50th touchdown pass to Randy Moss, who earned his NFL record 23rd touchdown catch on the same play. The Patriots extended their lead to 38-28, and hung on 38-35 when Eli Manning was intercepted late in the game.

The rematch was a thriller. The Patriots were 12 point favorites, and the only chance the Giants had to win the game was to run the ball up the gut repeatedly, using Brandon Jacobs as a battering ram, and then bringing in Ahmad Bradshaw when the New England defense would tire. They would have to play as they did when they beat a superior Buffalo team for their last Superbowl win 17 years earlier.

This was also the “Tuna Bowl,” since both Tom Coughlin and Bill Belichick learned under Bill Parcells. Coughlin and Belichick are mirror images of each other. They are tough defensive minded disciplinarians. They are also Bill Parcells minus the warm and fuzzy charm. I have never seen either of these coaches smile.

The Giants began the game by executing their game plan to perfection. Eli Manning and the offense ripped off yardage gradually, converted third downs, and held the ball for 10 minutes. The drive only led to a Tynes field goal, but the pace was dictated, and the tone was set.

Tom Brady went right to work for the Patriots. With Randy Moss being blanketed most of the game, Wes Welker became the target of choice. Welker ended up tying the Superbowl record with 11 receptions. After 5 minutes, on the first play of the second quarter, Lawrence Maroney crashed over from the one foot line to put New England up 7-3. The run was set up by a defensive pass interference penalty in the end zone on the last play of the first quarter. It occurred on 3rd down, and seemed to be a Big Blue Blunder.

The Superbowl then turned into a defensive slugfest with no scoring again until the fourth quarter. Both offenses actually had several chances, but luck combined with stout resilience benefitted the defenses.

90 seconds after the Patriots scored, Manning had already led the Giants to the New England 15 yard line. Yet on 3rd and 5, Manning’s pass to Steve Smith bounced right off his chest, and was intercepted by Ellis Hobbs. Instead of first and goal, it was a turnover.

The Patriots had the ball on their own 10 yard line with 1:47 left in the half, and of course Bill Belichick decided to try and go 90 yards. New Englnd does not take knees. They take out kneecaps. With 22 seconds left, the Patriots were already at the New York 45, but when Brady went back to throw the long ball, he was hit, resulting in a fumble that the Giants recovered.

Justin Tuck hit Brady, and Osi Umenyora recovered. Eli Mannings Hail Mary actually made it oevr the New England defenders to Steve SMith, but he did not see it, as it fell incomplete. Although the Patriots led at the half, the story of the first 30 minutes was the Giants defense, specifically the linebackers, destroying the Patriots offensive line. Umenyora was the only member of the entire team going to the Pro Bowl, while the Patriots had several. Yet the entire defense played like demons possessed, as Tuck had the game of a lifetime. Umenyora and Strahan had monster games as well.

In the second half, Giants defensive coordinator Steve Spagnulo continued to order a combination of blitzes that left Brady bruised, battered, and beaten up. Brady was sacked a season high 5 times, and was hit 23 times.

The Patriots took the second half kickoff, but after 4 minutes had to punt. Yet Bill Belichick showed why he earned his reputation as a genius, challenging that the Giants had 12 men on the field. Replay showed that one player racing to the sidelines did not take his last step until after the ball was snapped. It was a successful challenge, and the Patriots kept the ball.

Yet Bill Belichick reinforced his other reputation, one of arrogance, 4 minutes later. On 4th and 13 from the New York 31, Belichick decided to go for it rather than kick a 48 yard field goal. Brady’s deep pass was out of the corner of the end zone incomplete. After 8 minutes, the Patriots turned it over on downs.

This game was seen by many as a reversal of the Superbowl 6 years earlier. The 2001 Patriots were a resilient 11-5 team that had beaten better teams in the playoffs and had shocked people to get there. The 14-2 Rams were the Greatest Show on Turf, had all the superstars, and a coach that was considered both a genius and arrogant. The Rams had beaten the Patriots in New England. The Patriots shocked the world, and defeated the Rams in one of the all time Superbowl upsets. Many blamed the Rams, and Martz in particular, for simply being too arrogant, and losing a game that should have been an easy victory. Their high octane offense ran into a brilliantly devised defense created by Bill Belichick.

Six years later, the Patriots were the ones trying to shake off the fact that they actually were in a competitive game against a hungry underdog that perhaps they took too lightly. Passing up a field goal attempt on a long fourth down gamble showed a smug attitude that would come back to bite them.

The Patriots would get the ball back, but with three minutes left in the third quarter, they were backed up to their own five yard line. They did reach past midfield with seconds left in the quarter, but a false start penalty pushed New England back and the drive stalled.

The Patriots punted on the first play of the fourth quarter, and the Giants took over at their own 20 after a touchback. After three quarters of defense, the offenses would finally see some life.

On the first play from scrimmage, Manning’s short pass over the middle to Kevin Boss led to a 45 yard gain before boss was dragged down. Boss is not legendary Mark Bavaro, or even injured Jeremy Shockey, but he dragged a pair of New England defenders in superstar fashion on that play. On 3rd and 4 from the 30, Manning went to Steve Smith again. This time he caught it at the 12 yard line. Manning then found the most unlikely Superbowl hero in many years in the form of David Tyree.

If anybody knew David Tyree before this game, they did not tell me about him. He was the Giants fourth receiver. Yet he entered the record books when Manning found him over the middle for a five yard touchdown pass. The Giants led 10-7 with 11 minutes remaining in the game. New England’s dynasty was now teetering.

Yet despite the fact that Brady was getting hit on every play, he showed his championship toughness that champions exhibit when it matters most. He led the Patriots 89 yards, eating up over 8 minutes of clock. On 3rd down and goal, the Giants needed one more stop to force the tying field goal. They had stopped the Patriots the entire game. They could not stop them this time. Neither could the rest of the league. A touchdown pass to Randy Moss, who had been held in check the entire game, put the Patriots up 14-10 with 2:42 remaining.

New England had done it again. They had scraped out another win at the last possible moment. 19-0, the greatest team ever, and four Superbowls in seven years, almost five. It would have been five had Peyton Manning not beaten them a year earlier. Yet this was not the Colts and Peyton Manning. It was Eli Manning. He was not his brother. The game was over. The defense had fought hard, but the offense of the Giants had nothing left.

Yes, they did. They had heart. The Giants started at their own 17 yard line. They had all three timeouts plus the two minute warning. At the two minute warning, the Giants faced third and 10 at their own 28. Manning completed the pass to Amani Toomer, but Toomer had to come back for the short throw, leaving him less than a yard short. On 4th and 1, with everything on the line, the Giants were granted a measurement, allowing the clock to temporarily stop. This allowed the Giants to get up to the line.

They could have punted, given that they had all three timouts, but going for it was the right call with 1:40 remaining. Battering ram Brandon Jacobs picked up the first down, and the Giants called their first timeout with 1:28 left. They were still at their own 38 yard line. The next play had Eli get caught after a five yard scramble, forcing the Giants to burn their second timeout with 1:20 left. Manning was almost intercepted on the next play, but the ball was just high enough. It bounced off the outstretched fingertips of Asanti Samuels.

On 3rd and 5, a play occurred that will be in NFL history forever. One of the craziest plays I have ever seen occurred, and I saw it live. I still could not believe what I witnessed. Eli Manning stepped back to pass, and was caught in the pocket for what appeared to be a certain sack. There were two or three Patriots with a shot, and one had him by the Jersey. He spun out, and heaved the ball before being hit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtN_ooMjpvk

This was only half the miracle play that should forever be known as “The Scramble.” His Fran Tarkenton impersonation was fabulous, but the reception was even more spectacular. David Tyree, with Rodney Harrison defending him perfectly, caught the ball against his helmet one handed. Harrison tried to pry it loose, but somehow Tyree kept the ball lodged between his hand and his helmet. Going to the ground, the ball never touched the ground or came loose. That catch could not be made in the circus. David Tyree made it as Harrison and the rest of the world remained stunned. One minute remained, and the Giants were at the New England 25, and Michael Strahan was screaming on the sidelines that the Giants would win 17-14. To give Strahan even more credit, he said it at the beginning of the drive when the Giants were 83 yards away.

Manning was brought down for no gain on the next play, and the Giants took their final timeout with 50 seconds remaining. On 3rd and 11 with with 45 seconds remaining, Manning completed a 12 yard pass to Steve Smith, who got out of bounds with 39 seconds remaining.

On the next play, Manning lobbed an end zone pass to Plaxico Burress. Burress had been silent the entire game, but he faked out Ellis Hobbs, who had intercepted Manning earlier. The 14 yard touchdown pass put the Giants up 17-14 with only 35 seconds remaining.

The stadium erupted, but after initial cheering, the Giants fans went silent, and reminded themselves that the game was not over. Dynasties do not die out naturally. They have to be killed, and the Patriots had 35 seconds and three timeouts.

From the 25 yard line, Brady’s first deep pass was incomplete. Brady got absolutely belted on the next play by Rookie Jay Alford. Alford came straight up the middle and drilled Brady in the chest. It might have been the best hit of the game. As badly as Brady got leveled, he showed his veteran poise by immediately calling timeout while on his back.

19 seconds remained. At that moment, on third and 20, Brady rolled out, looked for Randy Moss, and threw the ball 68 yards. Moss was double covered, but as fans everywhere held their breath, he still almost caught it. It was knocked away incomplete. One more yard in the air and it might have been a touchdown. Instead, with 10 seconds left, the Patriots faced fourth and 20. Brady again rolled out, threw it 65 yards in the area for Moss, and watched it fall incomplete. Moss was again double covered, and this heave was easily batted away.

The New York Football Giants had shocked the world. The 1972 Dolphins popped their champagne corks. their would be no 19-0 season. The Patriots were nothing more than a footnote, another great regular season team that blew up in the playoffs. A sign on the internet currently reads “18-1 arrogance.”

Yet this was New York Giant Football. Heart, tough running, critical catches, and ruthless defense. As the confetti came down, the question of “Who wants it More?” was answered.

The Giants had won Superbowl XLII. They are the World Champions.

The G-Men had shocked the world.

As Chris Berman says, “THAT’S…WHY THEY PLAY THE GAMES.”

Although Belichick did run to midfield and share a very sincere embrace with Coughlin, apparently one second remained. Rules required a play be run, and Belichick remained in the locker room for the final kneel down, an ignominious end. Perhaps that passed up field goal opportunity would eat at him. Perhaps he was too dismissive to consider criticism.

It did not matter. History had been smashed, obliterated, and poured upside down.

New York Giants 17, New England Patriots 14

eric

Fall Into Line! Back John McCain

Friday, February 8th, 2008

I have said that I could enthusiastically support Mitt Romney, Fred Thompson, John McCain and Rudy Giuliani in the general election. They are all fine men. I was heartbroken Giuliani lost, but am now enthusiastically backing McCain.

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/03/john-mccain-its-the-man-himself/

I am deeply troubled by the fact that republicans want to party like it’s 1992. It is one thing to engage in electoral stupidity as the result of cutting off noses to spite faces. It is another thing to repeat the same stupidity for a candidate that is significantly more conservative than our 1992 standard bearer.

So to those who have been blistering John McCain, I need to start naming names.

Rush Limbaugh…I own both of your books. I watched your tv show every night when it was on. I enjoyed your radio show. You were a Godsend in helping the republicans take over Congress in 1994. I have respected and admired you for some time now.

www.rushlimbaugh.com

Sean Hannity–I own several of your books. I attended your Freedom Concert on 9/11 at Great Adventure in 2007. I met you personally. I watch your tv show every night. I am a big fan of yours.

www.hannity.com

Laura Ingraham–I saw you at the Freedom Concert as well. I was in the front row cheering your words. I own one of your books, and find you to be exceptionally bright and thoughtful. Your former boss, Clarence Thomas, is a fine man.

www.lauraingraham.com

Ann Coulter–I saw you at the Freedom Concert from the front row, and I met you at the USC campus. I found you to be incredibly sweet, gracious, and friendly, taking time to speak to every person in line. I own several of your books.

www.anncoulter.com

Michelle Malkin–I am a frequent commenter on your blog. Your blog is one of the best blogs in the country. We must have some things in common because many of your readers visit my blog. I own at least one of your books, and find you to be stunningly brilliant and an incredibly effective communicator. I usually agree with you, and I do so enthusiastically.

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/02/08/stay-positive-and-stay-focused/#comments

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/02/07/video-mccain-at-cpac-not-quite-the-uniter-yet/

www.michellemalkin.com

Mr. Hannity, Mr. Limbaugh, Ms. Ingraham, Ms. Coulter, Ms. Malkin…I beg of you…

Stop the madness. Enough. We get the point. You have difficulties accepting John McCain.

He won the nomination fair and square. He competed, and despite all of you having gigantic platforms, republicans chose him.

Some of your supporters have advocated everything from staying home to voting for Hillary Clinton. G. Gordon Liddy, no liberal at all, calls these people “Suicide Bomber Republicans.” John McCain is a war hero, and he will not be intimidated by suicide bombers anywhere in the world.

No, being a war hero does not “entitle” him to be President. Nobody is entitled to be President. What makes him worthy of being President is that he is by far the best person for the job. The republican electorate decided this.

Some will argue that he lost among “conservatives,” needing moderates and independents to win. So what? He played by the rules. He won.

Some will argue that Mike Huckabee siphoned away votes from Romney. Again, so what? Giuliani siphoned votes from McCain, which could have helped Romney had Giuliani stayed in. Again, McCain played by the same rules as the other candidates, and he won.

John McCain is the best man for the job among the remaining candidates because he wants to win the War on Terror, not cut and run. When his campaign was on the verge of collapse, he powerfully expressed that he “would rather lose an election than lose a war.” He never wavered on this position. His war heroism makes him admirable. His willingness to take a politically unpopular opinion when the other size is at its zenith, and stick with it, makes him a leader.

The liberals running for President were asked if winning or ending the war was more important. They stated that ending it was more important.

As for our side, which claims to want to win the war at any cost, we as conservatives can either be statesmen or spoiled brats. Rudy Giuliani is a statesman. He immediately backed John McCain. Mitt Romney is a statesman. His concession speech may one day be considered one of the all time great speeches. There is a slim chance he could have come back and won a bloody nomination battle. He put the good of the party…and the country…first. This is noble, decent, and worthy of a fine man such as himself.

I was pained when Giuliani lost. Yet if McCain is good enough for Giuliani, he should be good enough for his supporters. If the candidates can come together, then we as republican and conservative citizens can…and must…do so as well.

We have 2 options at this point.

1) Tear McCain’s eyes out, ensuring a Hillary Clinton victory and pure misery for conservatives.

Or, we can…

2) Knock it off, and FALL INTO LINE! After McCain wins, conservatives can then fight him when he is wrong. We did this with our current President.

President George W. Bush is a good man, but conservatives took him to the woodshed on steel tariffs, Harriet Myers, and other areas of concern. As a reward, we got Sam Alito. This is in addition to one of the most phenomenally brilliant legal minds on Earth, John Roberts.

Do none of the right wingers in this country remember 1992? Conservatives savaged the first President Bush, stayed home, and were rewarded with Ruth Bader Ginsburg. President Bush did get fooled by David Souter, but he is not the first President to get fooled. He also gave us Clarence Thomas.

Yes he was wrong to go against the gun owners, and he also raised taxes. So instead we got somebody who was worse on guns and taxes, and virtually every other issue.

Logical reasoning must trumpet raw emotion. We can work with McCain, or face a Clinton even worse than the first one.

So for those who are teetering over the cliff of sanity, again…

Knock it off!

FALL…INTO…LINE!

Terrorists everywhere hope that pettiness rules the day, allowing us to sabotage a man who would ruthlessly kill them everywhere.

We are at war, and we need a republican President that is hard right on the war.

John McCain is that man.

I pray that those on the right wake up and realize that something beats less than nothing.

Intraparty squabbles are healthy in primaries. That is what primaries are for. Intraparty squabbles are also healthy after winning an election. That is a part of governing. I would rather be arguing about what laws to pass, or in conservative cases, not pass, than be united in the ability to only obstruct. Newt Gingrich and Bob Dole had sharp differences, but they did move the country to the right, even with a democrat as President. Intraparty squabbles are the norm after losing an election. This is less enjoyable, but necessary. The blame game gets played out before the factions unite.

Intraparty squabbles are not ok in a general election. They are destructive. We need to rally around John McCain. As the Founding Fathers said, we either hang together or hang separately.

The Founding Fathers realized that the fate of America was at stake. Their very lives depended on coming together. Today it is no different. Back then it was the British. Today it is Islamofacist murderers.

I do not agree with John McCain on every issue. As I have said before, he is dead wrong on campaign finance reform. The McCain-Feingold legislation is one of the worst pieces of legislation in history. I also believe he is wrong on global warming, and drilling in ANWR.

These issues can be dealt with. Global warming will be the easiest because we will be trying to prevent bad laws that have not been enacted yet. A simple filibuster solves that problem. As for oil drilling and repealing campaign finance reform, we can apply pressure, and prevent anything further from being enacted.

On the War on Terror, John McCain is the guy. He will never waver. He spent 5 1/2 years in a prison. He was tortured. I disagree with him on that issue as well, but I will not dare question his moral authority on the issue. What I do know is that for 5 1/2 years, the enemy could not break him. He will not be broken by Al Queda, Iran, or any other terrorist entity. He is too tough.

We don’t need warm fuzzy platitudes about nonsense or shrill rhetoric about taxing the profits of legal American businesses that power the American economy.

We need, with all due respect, one tough S.O.B.

John McCain is one tough S.O.B.

He will not back down on the war. He will work with his fellow republicans. He might even install Mitt Romney as Treasury Secretary, and Rudy Giuliani and Fred Thompson as Vice President and Attorney General, in either order. Mike Huckabee could chair religious outreach. Duncan Hunter could be Secretary of Defense.

No, there are no guarantees. Nothing in life is guaranteed. Everything in life is risky. Nobody is perfect. Sainted Ronald Reagan, who I want minted into coins and placed on Mount Rushmore as much as any other good republican, raised taxes in 1982. Yet he absolutely gets a mulligan for that.

Give McCain his mulligans now that the primaries are over. After we win the election, we can help him govern. He will have to work with us. His benefits far outweigh his risks.

The same cannot be said of his liberal opponents. He may be a liberal darling now, but the Jayson Blair Times and their ilk will hate his guts soon enough. For one thing, he backed the surge.

All the republicans backed the surge. McCain settled for the surge, but actually backed a full scale escalation at the height of the war’s unpopularity. I would rather the candidate who from the beginning at the toughest political time backed one of the greatest military leaders of all time in General David Petraeus, as opposed to those that cower under the hate speech of Moveon.org and the other “Betray Us” lunatics.

John McCain is a good man, a good conservative, and oh yes, an American hero.

I trust the man himself. I did not back him in the primaries, but this conservative is now solidly backing him in the general election. Conservatives would do well to heed my advice.

So again, my dear fellow conservatives…

Knock it off!

FALL…INTO…LINE!

Back John McCain for President of the United States in 2008.

Respectfully, 

eric

My Interview With Senator Susan Collins

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

I had the pleasure of interviewing Senator Susan Collins of Maine.

I met Senator Collins at the 2008 Republican Jewish Coalition Candidate Forum. I spoke with her and one of her legislative aides, and she was receptive to doing an email interview.

This was not easy to put together. Senators are very busy people, and I have never even been to Maine. In addition, Senator Collins is up for reelection in 2008.

Despite time constraints that are tougher than I could possibly imagine, I can say that her staff was very polite, friendly, and honest. They told me upfront that it would take time to complete the interview, but that it would get done. They occasionally sent me emails to let me know that I was on their radar, and that they had not forgotten.

In short, the Senator has some good people working for her. Given the quality of her character, this does not come as a surprise.

Friends of mine all across the political spectrum have met her at various conferences, including AIPAC. The consensus from those who have met her is that she is an incredibly nice person. This is consistent with my interaction with her.

With that, I bring you my interview with Senator Susan Collins.

 

1. ) What can ordinary citizens do, besides donating money and voting for you, to help you win the War on Terror? What obligations do we have, and how can we help?

 

A warning, last year, that terrorists may be conducting “dry runs” at our nation’s airports is another reminder of the very real threats that confront our homeland. This warning is consistent with a National Intelligence Estimate report advisory that the U.S. homeland faces a “persistent and evolving terrorist threat” from Al Qaeda and other terrorist groups driven by an undiminished intent to attack us here at home.

Our nation’s intelligence gathering capabilities have improved significantly since September 11, 2001. The Collins-Lieberman Terrorism Prevention and Intelligence Reform Act resulted in improved coordination among agencies to better enable us to detect and thwart terrorist attacks. But despite these improvements, the terrorist threats to our nation are ever-present and evolving. Keeping our homeland safe depends on more than our intelligence and law enforcement community; it also depends on vigilant and watchful citizens.

It is particularly imperative that citizens be watchful and report suspicious behavior in the area of mass transportation where there is the potential for mass casualties, where vehicles and aircraft can be used as weapons, and where there is only a brief period of time for assessing and reacting to threats.

It is because our reliance of an alert citizenry is so great that Senator Joe Lieberman and I authored legislation that would encourage individuals to report suspicious activity to appropriate officials without the fear of being sued. This provision was approved by Congress as part of a comprehensive homeland security bill that the President signed into law last year.

Our provision is simple: it will protect individuals from lawsuits when they, in good faith, report reasonable suspicious behavior that may reflect terrorist activity. This protection would not apply to individuals who knowingly make false statements. Our laws and legal system must encourage, not discourage, citizens to be the eyes and ears that are so helpful to our law enforcement and intelligence communities.

The message that this new law conveys to the American public is, “If You See Something, Don’t Be Afraid to Say Something.” Our nation’s homeland security depends on it.

 

 

2.) It is one thing to ask people to have faith in God. It is much tougher to ask people to have faith in Government. What does our government do right, and what does it need to do better, and how would you make it better so people can start believing in their government again?

 

I think there is no better way to answer such an important question than to borrow the words of a person who embodies faithful public service, former Senator Alan Simpson of Wyoming: “If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.” To me, the extent to which our government deserves the faith of the American people is directly related to the level of integrity that guides our actions.

Integrity is more than abiding by the laws and rules that govern the conduct of public officials. It is more than avoiding conduct that is legal but questionable. Those are the bare minimum.

True integrity is acting in the public interest, not in seeking personal glory or partisan advantage. It is seeking common ground and forging solutions. Simply put, it is getting the job done.

I am fortunate to be a leader of a committee that possesses such integrity. The Senate Homeland Security Committee deals with some of the most difficult and urgent issues facing our nation. Yet, again and again, from our landmark legislation on intelligence reform following the terrorist attacks of 9/11 to our more recent work to secure our seaports and to rebuild our nation’s emergency management structure after the failures of Hurricane Katrina, we dig into those issues and reach bipartisan consensus.

Such integrity should not, however, be reserved only for issues in which the immediate safety and security of the American people are at stake. Far too often, issues that are of great importance to the American people, long-term problems that have to be confronted, never make it over the partisan divide.

There is no easy answer to the question of how we can make a system that works in urgent circumstances work in more circumstances. We know it can be done. We need to cultivate the kind of integrity that gets it done.

 

 

 

3. ) What were the main challenges you faced when you became Senator of Maine? What are your greatest successes as Senator, and what do you need more time to accomplish?

 

The main challenge I faced when I became Senator from Maine is the partisan gridlock that stymies progress in Washington, D.C. I have always made it a priority to battle partisanship in the Senate. Although I am proud to be a Republican, I recognize that neither political party has a monopoly on good ideas. Oftentimes, the best solutions are crafted from the center.

Throughout our nation’s history, we have solved problems by engaging in civil, constructive debate, and by holding to our principles while respecting the principles of those on the other side of the debate.

I am proud of my bipartisan record of accomplishments. In 2004, working together with Senator Joe Lieberman, we passed the Collins-Lieberman Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act. This law represents the most sweeping changes to our intelligence community in more than 50 years and implements most of the recommendations of the 9/11 Commission. I also authored bipartisan legislation to strengthen the Federal Emergency Management Agency, or FEMA, after Hurricane Katrina, as well as legislation to better protect our nation’s ports and chemical facilities against terrorist attacks or other disasters.

There is more that needs to be done. Currently, as Ranking Member of the Senate Homeland Security Committee, I am working closely with Senator Lieberman to continue our investigation of homegrown terrorism and violent radicalization as well as to pass legislation that will strengthen competition in federal contracting, add transparency to the process, and help to curtail fraud, waste, and abuse of taxpayers’ money.

 

4.) Who is your favorite American political leader of all time? Why?

 

Former Maine Senator Margaret Chase Smith is a special inspiration to me. Senator Smith was my senator the entire time that I was growing up. I had the good fortune to meet Senator Smith when I was a senior in high school, and was participating in the Senate Youth Program in Washington. Senator Smith was in her 30th year in Congress! She was a legend, and I was so excited about meeting her. We talked for nearly two hours, discussing many important issues, and she answered my many questions. But, what I remember most was her telling me always to stand tall for what I believed.

 

 

5.) Do you support the Bush Doctrine of pre-emptive action? Do you feel that it may be necessary to take pre-emptive action against Iran? What Americans call 9/11, Israel refers to as every day life. Israel is then asked to show restraint. What is your view on Israel taking pre-emptive action, including a strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities if necessary? What about with regards to the disputed territories such as Gaza? What about against Damascus, who funds Hezbollah?

 

Iran’s nuclear ambitions, combined with the missile technology it already possesses, are troubling. A nuclear-armed Iran, whose president and other top leaders regularly threaten to destroy the United States and Israel, would pose a major threat.

I continue to hope and believe that the threats posed by Iran can and should be addressed through diplomacy. That is why I am cosponsoring legislation, the Iran Counter-Proliferation Act (S. 970), to expand our non-military efforts to end the activities of countries and entities that are enabling Iran to pursue nuclear weapons. In addition, I am a cosponsor of the Iran Sanctions Enabling Act (S. 1430), which would direct the Secretary of the Treasury to publish biannually in The Federal Register a list of anyone who has an investment of more than $20 million in the energy sector in Iran and to maintain that list on the Department of the Treasury website. I am also a cosponsor an amendment, offered by Senator Lieberman, to restore full funding at the President’s requested level of $75 million to support democratization efforts in Iran. This amendment was included in the omnibus funding bill, which was signed into law on Dec. 26.

Other threats to Israel’s security are cause for concern. Palestinian terrorists in Gaza are trying to replicate Hezballah’s example in southern Lebanon by upgrading and expanding their offensive military capabilities. Hamas and other terrorist groups are amassing tons of increasingly advanced explosives and weaponry, carrying out daily rocket attacks and preparing for wider-scale future operations. Israel has demonstrated extreme restraint, but may be forced to take additional measures to forestall the growing threat posed to its citizens. Hamas and Hezbollah are jeopardizing prospects for peace in Israel. Recognizing that Israel has a right to defend its citizens and soldiers, I supported a 2006 resolution that condemned the actions of Hezbollah and Hamas and their state sponsors, Iran and Syria, and reaffirmed Israel’s right to self-defense.

 

 

6.) Attempts to partially privatize social security have been met with hysteria about throwing old people on the street and leaving them to die. Do you favor any privatization of social security? If not, why not? If so, how can you frame it in terms that do not frighten seniors?

During my service in the Senate, I have consistently adhered to certain guiding principles about Social Security. The first, and most fundamental, is that Social Security is the foundation of retirement income for most Americans. We must preserve the Social Security system as it is for those individuals who are at or nearing retirement age, especially those Americans who are 55 and older. Our current and near retirees deserve the peace of mind of knowing they will get the benefits they have earned.

I have long supported proposals for a Social Security “lockbox” to prevent Social Security payroll taxes from being spent for programs unrelated to Social Security or to finance tax cuts. In times of war or recession, we may need to temporarily run a deficit on the non-Social Security side of the budget, but we should always safeguard the Social Security trust fund.

Some have proposed investing a portion of the Social Security trust fund in the stock market as a means of building up reserves and addressing or delaying the Social Security shortfall. These investments could be made directly by the government – like our State retirement funds – or they could be made by individuals through what have come to be known as “personal retirement accounts.”

We should consider a variety of proposals to improve the system, including the pros and cons of personal retirement accounts, but I would not support an effort to privatize the Social Security system. That approach could expose Social Security recipients to an unacceptable degree of risk, given the fact that Social Security benefits are the safety net that protects our nation’s retired and disabled workers from poverty. As we look for ways to modernize Social Security, we should ensure that the program continues to provide recipients with a guaranteed benefit, regardless of fluctuations in the financial markets.

 

7.) Without delving into your personal life, what would you want Americans to know about Susan Collins the person? 100 years from now, what would you want people to remember about you, and what would you hope the history books say about you?

 

My values were shaped by growing up in the small, northern Maine city of Caribou, a community my ancestors founded in the 1840’s. I was born into a family with a strong tradition of public service. My parents were both involved in state and local politics and they taught me that I have a duty to get involved in my community. They also taught me that girls can grow up to become anything they want and to never to give up—which is a truly valuable lesson.

I hope the history books remember me as a dedicated and hard-working public servant who made it a priority to seek bipartisan consensus and, as a result, accomplished a great deal for Maine and America.

I would like to again thank Senator Collins for her graciousness, and her incredibly thoughtful answers. I would also like to again thank her staff for their accessibility and timely responses.

The one element that I hope everybody takes away from my interview with Senator Collins is that reaching across the aisle is not a betrayal of principles. Anybody can lob verbal grenades. Leaders have to get things done. Solving problems requires working with people that may share opposing views. To be effective requires that one be likable, trustworthy, and willing to consider good ideas from various sources.

It was an absolute pleasure meeting and interviewing Senator Collins. Maine is lucky to have her service. America could use more public servants like her.

eric

Tragedy and Confusion Wednesday

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Before getting into the results from Super Tuesday, I hope my readers can handle once again being completely underwhelmed. Rather than pretend I understand what the results mean, and would rather let others sort it out.

Politically, the day after Super Tuesday was a Wednesday of confusion. For many in the South, it was a day of tragedy. The impressive victories notched by Mike Huckabee were overshadowed by tornadoes that left 22 dead in Arkansas, Mississippi and Tennessee.

We spend so much time worrying about nuts and bolts and delegates and electoral votes that we run the risk of losing sight of what elections are all about…human beings that too often have their quality of life wrecked through no fault of their own or any other human being. I personally want government to do very little, but at moments like this a President needs to be a CEO, an analyst, and a consoler in chief. Assessing the situation from a cold detached standpoint is important, but so is just giving people hugs.

I hope that the tornado tragedy does not get lost in the shuffle, but I am under no illusion that this story will fade under an avalanche of polls and focus groups.

As for the raw numbers, they are a complete mish mosh to me. McCain seems to be in good position.

As for Super Tuesday, it is all a blur to me. I ran myself into the ground in Phoenix. The Superbowl festivities were amazing, and now my body is paying the price. Some people are too proud to take Western medicine. I am not one of them. As I told my friends, my body at 26 is not my body at 26, and the long season plus playoffs finally took its toll. Like many NFL players, I will skip going to the Pro Bowl in Hawaii so I can recuperate an extra week during the offseason. I just can’t do the “2 a days” anymore. Keep in mind that for the athletes, 2 a days refer to twice daily workouts. For me they mean watching a pair of games back to back, rather than just one. Sitting around for 6 hours is simply more strenuous than doing so for 3 hours.

After dropping off my cameras to get my Superbowl film developed, I staggered to my polling place to vote. It was only one block from my home, but I was literally too weak to walk. I drove, voted, came home, and crashed.

From what my exhausted eyes can observe, John McCain seems to be in good position for the republicans. The big shock of the night was Mike Huckabee. Not since General Sherman’s march to the sea has such an impressive string of Southern victories been notched. Yet in a cruel twist of fate, the states he won were mostly proportional representation, so a 2 point win usually means only one or two more delegates. The states John McCain won were winner take all, so a one vote win gives him plenty of delegates.

Mitt Romney got his clock cleaned, and is probably not happy that Huckabee stayed in the race. Yet in all fairness, Huckabee was not pulling 15% in the South. He was polling over 30%. I am supporting McCain, but am still saddened by Rudy Giuliani dropping out.

I honestly did not know how I was going to vote until I was in the booth. I was either going to vote for Giuliani or McCain. The debate is to vote for the most viable candidate that matches my views, or to go with my heart. However, in this case Giuliani was no longer in the race, and had endorsed McCain himself. My worry was that if I voted for Giuliani, and McCain lost to Romney, I would be hurt twice.

There is something about John McCain that makes me want to apologize if I don’t vote for him. Some say his past heroism does not matter, but yes, it most certainly does matter.

I backed McCain in 2000, and like 8 years ago, Super Tuesday this time was also on Mardi Gras. As I staggered through the French Quarter, I felt bad that I did not bring my absentee ballot with me. Even though I was having a blast hanging off the balcony of the Cats Meow with a glowstick in my mouth and a pair of 19 year olds singing “Pour some sugar on me,” to me, I still wanted to vote afterwards. I backed George W. Bush in the general election with complete enthusiasm, but felt bad that I did not vote for McCain when it counted. It was the first and only time since I turned 18 that I have not voted.

I could not let John McCain down twice. He has given too much to America for me to not back him. Besides, republicans always nominate the guy next in line. If he picks Giuliani as Vice President, all is well. Giuliani can then run again. However, this was McCain’s last chance. I voted for him, and did not look back.

The democrats are an even bigger mess. Obama won more states than Hillary, but the delegates are so convoluted that either one can claim victory. Bill Clinton lost in New Hampshire in 1992, and declared it a win. Hillary does not need to actually win. She just needs to say she won. A closer look tells a strange story on both sides.

There was no home field advantage for John McCain. He only won his home state of Arizona by 13 points. Mitt Romney only won his home state of Massachussetts by 10 points. Yes he also claims Michigan and Utah, but he can claim them all if he wants.He led Massachusetts. Hillary only won New York by 14 points, and New Jersey by 10. Yes, wins are wins, but this is a fairly unimpressive showing that she will claim is a landslide. Obama won Illinois by 32 points, and Huckabee cruised in Arkansas by about 40 points. Those are big wins.

Hillary and McCain won primaries, while Romney and Obama racked up wins in caucuses. Each side will claim their method is better.

The biggest surprise was North Dakota, which gave Ron Paul 21% of the vote in their caucuses. And I thought sensible people lived there.

I still maintain that there is no way Hillary will lose the democratic nomination. Yes, I said this about the Superbowl, but those games are decided based on merit.

Outside of John McCain, I am not sure this campaign is about merit at all. Hillary Clinton has 35 years of supposedly doing things, and Barack Obama offers some of the finest platitudes that a man lacking substance can offer. As comedian Chris Rock thunders, “Speaks well is not a compliment.”

The process truly is broken, and even if I was healthy, I would not be willing to offer analysis to a process that does not deserve it.

On a macro level, I pray for the loved ones of the 22 tornado victims. On a micro level, I just want to get healthy. I have 7 months to recover, and then the 2008 football season will begin. Hillary has already announced that she supports whoever is the favorite.

eric

Barack Obama, Meet Eli Manning

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

From Super Sunday and the Superbowl to Super Tuesday, Barack Obama is trying to do what Eli Manning and the New York Giants did…shock the world.

I have on several occasions compared Hillary Clinton to the New England Patriots. I have also compared her and her husband specifically to Bill Clinton.

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The New England Patriots could not die on their own. A stake had to be driven through their hearts. Some how, some way, no matter how hard people convinced themselves that the Patriots could lose, it became an exercise in futility to even think about it. Like a Wall Street analyst who would insist that a certain stock could not possibly go any higher, expectations would be defied, and the analyst would double down over and again, looking exponentially foolish. A term reserved for LBJ and Vietnam applies…escalation of commitment.

The Patriots kept winning playoff games and Superbowls by 3 points. They barely scraped by. They had games this year that they deserved to lose, yet they won them. They were seen by many as arrogant. Some saw them as cheaters. They were seen as inevitable.

When they took the lead with less than 3 minutes left in Superbowl XLII, the world was preparing for having to listen to them be declared the best ever. They would never ever go away if they won this game. They would be with us forever.

The Clintons are the power couple that will never go away. Some see them as arrogant, and their brazen lack of ethics is barely denied by their supporters. Like New England fans, the Clintons have many fans that lack scruples or class.

Hillary Clinton was anointed as the next President. Then out of nowhere, Barack Obama came along.

Like Eli Manning, Obama was seen as a nice kid that would get crushed on the big stage under superior competition. He would fold under the pressure.

Eli Manning had the media spotlight on him. He got knocked around more by the media than by opposing team defenses. As for losing to New England, who could blame him? Nobody else figured them out.

Yet when all was said and done, Eli Manning changed history, at least from a football perspective. I would argue he did more than that. He gave inspiration to young kids everywhere. Take every cliche, and amplify them. They all fit.

Barack Obama is trying to take on a colossus. She has thrown everything at him, and he is still standing. Yet how many times have the Clintons survived? Barack Obama was about to win New Hampshire, and crush Hillary. She cried, and then she won. It does not matter that dignity had to be sacrificed. She won. She then won Nevada. Yet somehow, he has hung in there. Like Eli Manning, Barack Obama believes in his abilities.

Obama and the Giants respected Hillary and the Patriots, but they do not fear them. They got to frontrunner status by conquering other more seasoned foes in their path. Obama took out John Edwards, Joe Biden, and Bill Richardson. Eli Manning and the Giants took down the Buccaneers, the Cowboys and the Packers, who are led by legendary quarterback Brett Favre. The Giants won these games on the road.

Yes, Eli Manning had plenty of help, including a strong running game and a phenomenal defense. This does not diminish Eli Manning, because we all have help. There is not one person in this world that ever achieved anything of significance without help from others. Some may refuse to acknowledge this, but it is a truth as universal as the sun rising in the east and setting in the west.

Hillary has the entire democratic machine helping her. Howard Dean is a symbolic figurehead. The Clintons control the democratic party. They suck the media oxygen out off rooms. Yet elections, like Superbowls, are not won or lost in the media. They are won on the field.

Yes, the Clintons and the Patriots have many fans, but they also have many people that are just sick and tired of them. The games of politics and football will survive without them. There were football dynasties and successful Presidencies before they existed. The perception that the Clintons and the Patriots are larger than the games themselves is what offends people.

Nobody is bigger than events themselves. Nobody is indispensable. The New England Patriots were upstarts six years earlier, defeating a Rams team that forgot that they had to actually play the game in order to win it. The Rams were done in by their own arrogance. Years ago Bill Clinton was an upstart, as the arrogance belonged to Mario Cuomo, the Governor of New York who thought that the world would wait forever for him to climb off the top of his mountain and ponder whether to condescend to run for the job.

The Patriots and the Clintons then became the overwhelming favorites. Yet nothing lasts forever.

Eli Manning stuck to his game plan. He stayed calm, focused, and disciplined. He also had luck, but he took full advantage of it. Barack Obama needs to do the same. This is his best shot.

I still cannot believe the Patriots lost. I was at the Superbowl, and still am in awe that the Giants shocked the world.

I will not believe that Hillary can be beaten until the stake is driven through her political heart. I still see her as too smart, too tough, and too ruthless to lose. The only way she can be beaten is if her opponent does everything right, and has a ton of help. Even then, that might barely do it.

Then again, barely is good enough. Eli Manning barely got it done. Yet he is now a champion.

Barack Obama could make history. Or, he could be another person that offered promise, but could not defeat the political hydra that is the Clintons.

How can he? Nobody else has.

I do not believe Barack Obama can defeat Hillary Clinton. I do not believe she is beatable. She will somehow find a way to win at the last possible moment.

Then again, I said the same thing about the Patriots, and the Giants are the ones holding the Lombardi Trophy this year.

Barack, I will tell you what I screamed out to Eli in the final two minutes of Superbowl XLII, until my voice got hoarse.

You can do this!

eric

Thrill and Danger in the Desert

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Wow! What a thriller of a Superbowl.

For those expecting a Superbowl recap, you will have to wait until Saturday. You shouldn’t have missed the game anyway. Life is about adventure, and sometimes my adventures are more harrowing than what takes place on the field.

At 4:30pm on Saturday, I made a decision to go to the Superbowl. I have watched them on tv with millions of people, but never been to one. 50 years from now, when I have grandchildren, and they are watching clips of Eli Manning and “the scramble,” I will tell them that the day the Giants shocked the world…I was there.

Yet life after the Superbowl was not good. First of all, I could not even get a plane ticket home from Phoenix to Los Angeles. I was going to have to fly into Long Beach, which meant my cab ride would be exorbitant. Compared to the price of Superbowl tickets, I could live with this. What I did not factor into my flight home was the fact that parts of Arizona never change their clocks. Half of the year, LA and Phoenix are exactly the same time. This time of year, Phoenix is one hour ahead.

This meant that kickoff was after 4pm, not 3pm. That meant that there was no way to make my outbound flight, and there were no other flights. So I decided to drive all the way back to LA, a 5 hour drive according to what people told me. Yet this was an inconvenience. Trying to get to my car was a nightmare.

I was one of the last people to leave the stadium, since I wanted to soak up every ounce of Superbowl memory. Had I walked with others to my car, it would have been fine. I walked alone, and I could not find my car. I did not park at the stadium. I parked at the local high school, which was near the stadium. Yet the people who told me where the high school was located were wrong. I walked back and forth for what must have been 3 or 4 miles. In an awful development, I learned that there were two high schools. They were both near each other, but on opposite sides of the stadium.

I called Hertz, and they told me that even though the car had a GPS tracker, they could not locate the car using that device. I was always under the impression that if a car is lost or stolen, they can find it. Perhaps Hertz just did not care. I even knocked on the doors of complete strangers at night, begging and pleading for directions.

My situation was desperate, and realizing that I was on the street in a city I knew nothing about late at night caused me to do the one thing that I did not want to do. I called 911.

Some may say calling 911 in this type of situation is extreme, but I literally felt like I was going to die on the streets of Phoenix. The police officer from the Glendale Police Department said I did the right thing by calling him, and that he would help me. He was very reassuring. Some people may dislike cops (which I don’t), but boy was I glad when he showed up. I explained to him that I clearly remembered the location of the car with regards to being across the street from a sign that had the name of the high school. I could not remember which high school, so he asked me which exit I came off of from the freeway to begin with.

He put my stuff in the back of his car, and after patting me down and making sure I had no weapons on me, he let me ride in the front of the squad car so I would only feel like an imbecile, and not a criminal. He said, “If you have to ride in a squad car as a civilian, this is the way to do it.” We went back on the freeway, looped around, and then I clearly saw the sign. I was at the wrong high school earlier, and 3 miles from where my car was. When I saw my own car I felt relieved, and after putting my stuff in the car, I asked the officer if I could give him a hug. He said yes.

It turns out the guy was a Charger fan, but his duty to help allowed him to save the life of a member of the Raider Nation. I told him that I would root for the Chargers to go 14-2 next year, provided they lose to the Raiders. He laughed. He waited for me to make sure my car would start. It did, and the GPS tracker told me I had 368 miles to go to reach Los Angeles. It was now 12:20am.

For legal reasons I cannot confirm or deny how fast I was driving on the way home, but if I had been pulled over, I would have just thanked the officer for saving my life. I will be sending a thank you note to the officer from Glendale, Arizona.

The only people on the road were truckers and me. I have always liked truckers, and have always loved the movie Smokey and the Bandit. Before getting into that trilogy, it seems that every song on the radio deal with driving.

“Life is a highway…I’m gonna ride it all night long.”

“Been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel.”

“Here I go again on my own…going down the only road I’ve ever known.”

At least I didn’t have to hear a depressing song, “Who’s gonna drive you home tonight.”

Yet when the radio station went fuzzy, not a good thing on long drives, it was the Smokey and the Bandit trilogy that sustained me. I was “Westboun and Down.” Yet instead of hauling illegal liquor from Atlanta to Texas, I was hauling my own tired self from Phoenix to Los Angeles. The Bandit Express was now the Tygrrrr Express.

“You heard about the Legend of Jesse James…John Henry just to mention some names…well there’s a driving legend in the west today…A man called Tygrrrr from L.A. CA. Every gear jammer knows his name…they say he’s got ice water running through his veins…foot like lead…and nerves of steel…gonna go to glory riding 18 wheels”

Nerves of steel not counting my near death and frayed nerves on the streets of Phoenix. Once in the car, I was calm.

“I hit California in a driving rain…so hard I couldn’t even see the passing lane…started to shift when I lost a gear…hit the breaks, found they had no air…the road ahead was steep and long, and everybody who saw it, thought the Tygrrrr was gone.

My wheels jacknifed turned completely round, I was going down backwards bout the speed of sound. Alot of folks seen it, but they all say, you better head out, better clear the way…well I got to the bottom…safe and sound…everybody asked ‘Tygrrrr, how’d you make it down,’ I said ‘folks when the wheels picked up too much speed, I just run along beside it and drug my feet.’

You heard the legend of Jesse James…John Henry just to mention some names…There’s a driving legend in the west today…a man called Tygrrrr from L.A. CA…Every gearjammer knows his name…they say he’s got icewater running through his veins…foot like lead, nerves of steel…gonna go to glory riding 18 wheels.”

Hey, at least it was better than driving songs such as Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “The smell of death,” and Golden Earring’s “Twilight Zone (although Radar Love was cited earlier).”

“Westbound and Down, loaded up and trucking…we’re gonna do what they say can’t be done…we gotta long way to go, and a short time to get there…westbound, for another Tygrrrr run. Put your foot hard on the pedal…son never mind them breaks…let it all hang out cause we got a run to make…”

Snowman: Hey Bandit, why are we doing this?

Bandit: Why not?

Snowman: They said it couldn’t be done.

Bandit: That’s the reason son.

Snowman: That’s good with Fred. we’re clear.

“If I keep it on the ground, when I put that hammer down…I’ll be Cali bound and flying…I’ve got my tin in the wind, let it all hang out again…how you gonna win if you aint trying.”

The Tygrrrr Express made its way through the desert, and eventually I did figure out how to work the windshield wipers. Arizona was easy, but I even managed to miss an exit in Los Angeles, where I have lived since 1990. I ended up downtown, adding 30 minutes.

“Hear that roar of thunder…hear those wild screams…every boy’s hero…every lady’s dream…flying down the highway headed west…in a streak of black lightning, called the Tygrrrr Express…

Look out the Tygrrrr’s prowling…look out the Tygrrrr’s growling…look out the Tygrrrr’s on the move…Look out the Tygrrrr’s growling, get your money and warn the women…tell the others they can all take a rest…cause they’ll never catch the Tygrrrr Express.”

I made it back to my bed at 5:30am, but thanks to that time zone thing that had vexed me earlier, it was only 4:30am. I made it to work, at least physically.

Yes, the young antihero of this blog who occasionally puts the Super in Superbowl is back at home, safe and sound.

So tell the others all to take a rest…cause they’ll never catch the Tygrrrr Express.

eric

Roaring at Superbowl XLII In Phoenix!

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

Roaring at Superbowl XLII in Phoenix!

Superbowl History

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

The NFL (National Football League) began playing in the 1920s. In 1960 an upstart league known as the AFL (American Football League) came into existence. A war broke out between the two leagues, and the teams agreed in 1966 to start playing a game at the end of the year between the best team in each league. That game would eventually be known as the Superbowl. The leagues merged in 1970, forming the modern NFL. The NFL teams formed the NFC (National Football Conference), and the AFL formed the AFC (American Football Conference). Below is the history of football in the modern era.

1966–The Green Bay Packers defeated the Dallas Cowboys in the NFL Title game 34-27, when the Packers intercepted a pass in the end zone as time ran out. The Kansas City Chiefs were the AFL champions, and they and the Packers met in Super Bowl I. The Packers were heavy favorites, and their Coach Vince Lombardi did not want to lose to what he considered a Mickey Mouse League. Although the Packers only led 14-10 at the half, a key interception broke the game open, and the Packers crushed Kansas City in the second half. 35-10 Packers

1967–The Packers again defeated the Cowboys in the NFL Title Game. The game was known as the Ice Bowl, since the game was played in 13 degrees below zero weather. Down 17-14, on the last play of the game, from the one yard line, the Packers went for the win instead of the tie, partly due to the cold. Bart Starr followed Jerry Kramer’s block, and the Packers won 21-17. They played the Raiders in Superbowl II. The game was only 13-7 in the second quarter, but a fumbled punt set up a Green Bay field goal before the half. Like the previous year, the Packers romped in the second half, including Herb Adderly’s interception return for a touchdown. It was the 5th Packer championship in 7 years, and their second Superbowl win. Vince Lombardi, who the trophy is now named for, retired after the game. 33-14 Packers

1968–With Lombardi retired, the Packers were done. The Baltimore Colts represented the NFL. The New York Jets, led by Broadway Joe Namath, defeated the Raiders 27-23 in the AFL Title game for the right to play in Superbowl III. The Colts were 18 point favorites, and Joe Namath angered the Colts and his own teammates by saying, “We’re going to win. I guarantee it.” The world laughed, but on the second play of the game, Colts defensive star Rick Volk went out with an injury. Running back Matt Snell carried 30 times following left tackle Winston Hill. Colts quarterback Earl Morrall was intercepted four times. The Jets led 16-0 in the fourth quarter, when injured legend Johnny Unitas replaced Morrall. It was too little, too late. The Jets had shocked the world. The AFL was no longer an inferior league. 16-7 Jets

1969–The Minnesota Vikings represented the NFL. The Chiefs were the best AFL team. Although the Vikings were favored in Superbowl IV, The Chiefs smothered them. Len Dawson was calm at quarterback, and the Kansas City defense was relentless. Kicker Jan Stenerud added three field goals, as the Chiefs raced to a 16-0 lead and never looked back. The AFL had tied the NFL at two Superbowls apiece. The leagues merged the next year. 23-7 Chiefs

1970–The Cowboys finally got to the Superbowl, representing the NFC. The AFC team was represented by the old NFL team the Colts from two years earlier. Superbowl V was known as the Blunder Bowl, with the teams combining for 11 turnovers. Dallas led 13-6, and were one yard away from a 14 point lead. They fumbled the ball away. Still leading 13-6, an intercepted pass set up the tying touchdown late in the game. Another interception set up Jim Obrien for a 32 yard field goal to win the game. Rookie kicker Obrien had an extra point blocked earlier, but his kick was good, and the Colts had won at the buzzer. This was the only Superbowl where the MVP played for the losing team, that being defensive player Chuck Howley. 16-13 Colts

1971–The Cowboys got back again, and the AFC was represented by the Miami Dolphins. The Cowboys were heavy favorites, and Superbowl VI was the only game where the losing team failed to score a single touchdown. Miami Coach Don Shula was also the coach for the Colts in their shocking loss to the Jets three years earlier. Tom Landry had yet to become a Dallas legend. The game was uneventful, as Dallas coasted. 24-3 Cowboys

1972–Superbowl VII had the Washington Redskins representing the NFC, with the Dolphins again representing the AFC. The Dolphins were unbeaten, and looking to make history. The Dolphins led 14-0 late in the game, when a field goal attempt to lock up the game went awry. The kick was blocked, and kicker Garo Yopremian tried to pick it up and throw it. It was picked out of the air by Mike Bass, who returned it 49 yards for a touchdown for the Redskins. They did get the ball back, but went nowhere. This was the first Superbowl where the offense for the losing team did not score at all. The Miami Dolphins remain the only team in the history of the NFL to get through a season unbeaten, finishing 17-0. Every year when the last team to lose a game does so, members of the 1972 Dolphins pop champagne corks. 14-7 Dolphins

1973–Superbowl VIII featured the defending Superbowl champion Dolphins against the NFC champion Vikings. The game was a blowout, as the Dolphins ran 20 first quarter plays to only three for Minnesota. Miami led 14-0 at that point, and due to the running of Mercury Morris, Larry Csonka, and Jim Kiick, Miami only threw the ball seven times. Miami won back to back titles, and the Vikings became the first team to lose two of them. 24-7 Dolphins

1974–Superbowl IX had the Minnesota Vikings in their 3rd Superbowl. The Dolphins were finally knocked out in an epic game with the Raiders 28-26 in the “Sea of Hands” game. For three straight years, the AFC Title game between the Raiders and the Pittsburgh Steelers was more epic than the Superbowl. In 1972, The Steelers defeated the Raiders in the “Immaculate Reception” game. In 1973 the Raiders throttled the Steelers. Both teams lost to the Dolphins. This year they were the big dogs. In Oakland, after 3 quarters, the Raiders led 10-3. They collapsed in the 4th quarter, as Pittsburgh exploded for 21 points and a 24-13 win. The Superbowl had the Purple People Eaters vs the Steel Curtain. It was all defense. The first half features only a safety and a 2-0 Steelers lead. A fumbled kickoff return to start the second half produced a Pittsburgh touchdown run by Franco Harris. Minnesota’s only touchdown came on a blocked punt. The extra point was no good. Pittsburgh led 9-6. Terry Bradshaw led the Steelers on the only real drive for either team of the entire game. 70 yards and much clock led to the final touchdown and Pittsburgh’s first title. The Vikings had lost their 3rd. 16-6 Steelers

1975–The Cowboys defeated the Vikings 17-14 in a very controversial NFC Title game. The AFC Title Game again featured the Raiders and Steelers. In ice cold Pittsburgh, the Steelers led 3-0 after 3 quarters. The offenses did get going, but the Raiders had their final drive end at the 5 yard line as the clock ran out. Pittsburgh prevailed 16-10. Superbowl X had the Cowboys leading 10-7 after 3 quarters. Early in the 4th, a blocked punt for a safety cut the gap to 10-9. Momentum swung, and Pittsburgh led 21-10 with time running out. Roger Staubach led the Cowboys to within 4 points, but his Hail Mary on the final play of the game was intercepted in the end zone. 21-17 Steelers

1976–The Vikings reached their 4th Superbowl. For the third straight year, the Raiders and Steelers met in the AFC Title game. The Raiders had the best record in the NFL at 13-1. The last week of the season, with home field advantage locked up, they could have lost their final game, rested their team, and eliminated Pittsburgh from playoff contention. By winning, Pittsburgh would be in. Many speculated the Raiders would lose to avoid Pittsburgh. This enraged the team, who throttled their final opponent, and demanded to face Pittsburgh. Oakland defeated New England 24-21, with 10 seconds remaining, to avenge their only loss of the season. They then finally beat Pittsburgh, destroying them 24-7. Superbowl XI was not close, with the image of cornerback Willie Brown returning an interception 75 yards for Oakland’s final touchdown. Minnesota lost their fourth Superbowl, and Oakland won their first. Owner Al Davis and coach John Madden finally reached the top. 32-14 Raiders

1977–The Raiders got back to the AFC Title Game for the 5th straight year, the only team to ever do so. They faced their archrival Denver Broncos, and the Broncos came out on top 20-17. The Cowboys represented the NFC in Superbowl XII. Bronco quarterback Craig Morton was the losing quarterback for Dallas in the 5th Superbowl. Roger Staubach led Dallas in their win the year later. Staubach won again, as Dallas cruised. It was their 4th Superbowl, and they had won and lost twice. 27-10 Cowboys

1978–Superbowl XIII had the Steelers back after a two year absence, against defending champion Dallas. This was the rematch of the Superbowl 3 years earlier. Pittsburgh led 21-14 when a short pass to a wide open Jackie Smith was dropped when he slipped and fell. Instead of the tying touchdown, a field goal cut the gap to 21-17, which was the score of their previous encounter. A pair of touchdowns 18 seconds apart put Pittsburgh up 35-17, and they hung on for a 4 point win for their 3rd Superbowl win. Dallas lost their 3rd Superbowl. Terry Bradshaw throwing bombs to Lynn Swann led to 4 catches for 164 yards. 35-31 Steelers.

1979–In the AFC Title game, Pittsburgh played the Houston Oilers for the second straight year. The previous year Pittsburgh won in a blowout, but this year it was a closer game. Houston thought they scored the tying touchdown, but it was ruled out of bounds. Pittsburgh won 27-13. The Los Angeles Rams, only 9-7 in the regular season, had won their division for the 7th straight year. In previous years they dominated, but could not get past Minnesota and Dallas. Superbowl XIV was supposed to be a Pittsburgh blowout, but the Rams led 19-17 after 3 quarters. Nevertheless, the Steelers took the lead, and sealed the game when Pat Haden was intercepted. The Steelers had their 4th Superbowl win in 6 years. 31-19 Steelers

1980–The AFC had all 5 playoff teams exactly at 11-5. The Oakland Raiders beat the Houston Oilers indoors, the Cleveland Browns 14-12 in the snow, and the San Diego Chargers in the rain, which slowed down the passing attack of “Air” Coryell and quarterback Dan Fouts. The Raiders were led by Jim Plunkett, who only a couple years ago was thought to be washed up. The owners of Oakland and San Diego hated each other, and Charger owner Gene Klein blamed Raider owner Al Davis for the rain, insisting that Davis hired a cropduster to seed the clouds. Davis has never denied this ludicrous assertion, because it burnishes his outlaw image. The NFC had 3 teams at 12-4, and the Cowboys defeated the Atlanta Falcons before falling to the Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles defeated the Raiders 10-7 in the regular season, but Superbowl XV was revenge. Rod Martin had 3 interceptions, and Jim Plunkett showed his talent. A swing pass to Kenny King went for 80 yards and a touchdown, and the special teams blocked a field goal. The Raiders won their second Superbowl, and coach Tom Flores, who had replaced the retired Madden a year earlier, reached the top. From a cultural standpoint, it was the first win with a Mexican head coach and quarterback. 27-10 Raiders

1981–The NFC Title game was an epic battle between the Cowboys and the San Francisco 49ers, led by coach Bill Walsh and quarterback Joe Montana. In the final minute, Montana’s touchdown pass to Dwight Clark would forever be known as “The Catch.” The 49ers won 28-27 despite 6 turnovers. They played the Cincinnati Bengals in Superbowl XVI. The 49ers led 20-0 at the half. The Bengals cut the gap to 20-7 and then drove to the 49er one yard line. The 49ers then mounted an inspired goal line stand, with 4 plays gaining nothing. The Bengals did eventually cut the gap to 20-14, but a couple field goals by the 49ers put the game out of reach. The Bengals scored again with 17 seconds left, but could not recover the onsides kick. 26-21 Bengals

1982–A strike shortened season had the Cowboys reaching the NFC Title game for the 3rd straight year, with Danny White leading the team all three times. He was the team leader when Staubach retired. This year they played their hated rivals, the Redskins. For the 3rd straight year, the Cowboys lost. The Redskins faced the Miami Dolphins in Superbowl XVII in a rematch of the Superbowl 10 years earlier. With the Redskins trailing 17-13, Joe Theisman had his pass tipped, with a certain interception to put the Dolphins up by 11. At the last second, Theismann knocked the ball from the Miami “Killer Bs” defense for an incompletion. This kept the game within reach, and the Redskins took a 20-17 lead. Facing a 4th and 1 at the Miami 44, “The Diesel” John Riggins burst through and rumbled all the way for a touchdown to ice the game. It was the first Superbowl win for the Redskins, and the second loss for the Dolphins to even out their two wins. 27-17 Redskins

1983–The Redskins returned, and faced the Raiders, who were now located in Los Angeles. Earlier in the year, the Redskins defeated the Raiders 37-35 in a game for the ages. That game had a 99 yard touchdown pass from Plunkett to Cliff Branch, and a 97 yard punt return for a touchdown by Greg Pruitt. The Redskins led 20-7, and then the Raiders exploded for four touchdowns and a 35-20 lead. The Redskins then came back with a touchdown, a perfectly executed onsides kick, a field goal, and a final touchdown by Theismann to Joe Washington with 20 seconds remaining for the win. Only a missed field goal and a missed extra point during the season separated the Redskins from a 16-0 season. Superbowl XVIII was not close. Marcus Allen rushed for 191 yards, Plunkett threw a pair of touchdowns, and the Raiders scored on a blocked punt by Derrick Jensen, and an interception for a touchdown by Jack Squirek. The Redskins only touchdown was followed by the extra point being blocked. To quote Joe Theismann, “They handed us our @ss on the tray, and the tray was bent.” The Raiders won their 3rd Superbowl in 8 years, and the Redskins lost their second one. 38-9 Raiders.

1984–Dan Marino Shredded the NFL for 5084 yards in leading the Dolphins to a 14-2 record and the team’s second appearance in 3 years. Joe Montana led the 49ers to a 15-1 record and their second appearance. The Dolphins led Superbowl XIX 10-7 early on, but the 49ers took the game over. They led 28-10 when the Dolphins kicked a field goal before the half, recovered a fumble on the kickoff, and added another field goal before halftime. The second half was uneventful, as the 49ers shut down the Dolphins and extended their lead. San Francisco won their second Superbowl, and Miami lost their third Superbowl in 5 appearances. 38-16 49ers

1985–The Chicago Bears did their Super Bowl Shuffle, and their defense, led by Mike Singletary and Richard Dent, destroyed the league. Fiery coach Mike Ditka, with intense defensive coordinator Buddy Ryan, were unrelenting. Maverick quarterback Jim McMahon led the offense, with legendary running back Walter Payton leading the running game. William “The Refrigerator” Perry provided the entertainment. The New England Patriots won three road games, starting out by beating the Jets. They then shocked the Raiders and the Dolphins, who were both considered superior. The Dolphins were the only team to beat the 15-1 Bears that year. Perhaps neither the Raiders or Dolphins would have won the Superbowl that year, but they would not have been intimidated. The Patriots opened and closed the scoring in Superbowl XX, but the Bears had an avalanche of points inbetween. 46-10 Bears

1986–The New York Giants won an NFL Championship in 1956, and in 1958 lost “the greatest game ever played,” to the Colts. This was their first Superbowl. They played the Broncos, led by John Elway. The Broncos led Superbowl XXI 10-7, but a safety cut the gap to 10-9. Denver kicker Rich Karlis missed field goals of 23 and 34 yards, deflating the team. The Giants defense poured it on in the second half, led by Harry Carson, George Martin, and Lawrence Taylor. Phil Simms had a Superbowl record for accuracy, completing 22 of 25 passes. Head coach Bill Parcells became the victim of a new ritual that season that is now cliche. Harry Carson was guy behind the idea of dumping the Gatorade bucket on the coach’s head. It was a way of getting back at the often irascible Parcells. During the Superbowl, he nervously looked around for the bucket, but was ambushed anyway. This was also the first year that the MVP, in this case Simms, announced that he was going to Disneyland. 39-20 Giants

1987–In another strike season, the Redskins prevailed in the NFC, while the Broncos returned for the second straight year. Denver’s first play from scrimmage was a touchdown bomb, and at the end of the first quarter, the Broncos led 10-0. A blowout was shaping up in Superbowl XXII. It was a blowout, but not for Denver. Washington had the best quarter in Superbowl history, scoring 5 touchdowns, including 4 touchdown passes by Doug Williams. He was the first black quarterback to play in the Superbowl, and he flourished. Unheralded running back Timmy Smith, who only lasted 3 years in the league, rushed for 204 yards, a current record. A 10-0 deficit became a 35-10 Redskins lead at the half. The second half was uneventful, as Denver lost for the 3rd time, and Washington won their second Superbowl in 4 appearances. 42-10 Redskins

1988–After 11 games, the 49ers were only 6-5, having just taken a beating to the Raiders. Montana was sacked 8 times in the 9-3 loss. The 49ers regrouped, finished 10-6, reached the NFC Title Game, and shocked the heavily favored Bears 28-3. They faced the Bengals, who defeated the Bills in the AFC Title Game. This was a rematch of the Superbowl 7 years earlier. Superbowl XXIII had different leader, with Sam Wyche instead of Forrest Gregg as coach, and Boomer Anderson at quarterback instead of Ken Anderson. The 49ers still had Walsh and Montana. They also now had a receiver that would become a legend, Jerry Rice. The game was 3-3 at the half, and with 3 minutes left, the Bengals led 16-13. The 49ers were 92 yards away, and Joe Montana earned his icy cool reputation by relaxing his teammates. With all the pressure on him, he said to his team, “Hey, is that John Candy in the stands? Cool.” The team relaxed, and Montana threw a touchdown pass to John Taylor with 34 seconds left to win the game. Bill Walsh retired after the game, and the 49ers had their 3rd Superbowl win. The Bengals had lost their second one. Montana’s legacy was not done. 20-16 49ers

1989–The 49ers returned for their 4th appearance in 9 years, this time with a dominating 14-2 record. The Broncos returned for their 3rd appearance in 4 years. All 3 times they defeated the Cleveland Browns in the AFC Title Game. In 1986, John Elway led “the drive,” going 98 yards in the final minutes to tie the game and win in overtime 23-20. In 1987 they won 38-33 in the game know as “the fumble,” when Ernest Byner coughed it up near the goal line when it appeared he was about to tie the game. In 1989 the game was a blowout, with Denver downing Cleveland 37-21. Yet Denver was mauled in Superbowls, each time by a larger margin, losing by 17, 19, and 32 points. Superbowl XXIV was worse, the biggest blowout in history. A 45 point shellacking earned the 49ers their 4th Superbowl win, and the Broncos their 4th loss. 55-10 49ers

1990–The 49ers had the repeat, and were going for the “3-peat,” but fell short. They were 14-2, including a thrilling 7-3 defensive win over the Giants. Both of those teams started 10-0, and they met again in the NFC Title Game. It was another defensive thriller, and the Giants kicked five field goals. The fourth one cut their deficit to 13-12, but in trying to run out the clock, Roger Craig fumbled. The Giants recovered, and Matt Bahr’s 5th kick on the final play gave the Giants the 15-13 win and the trip to Superbowl XXV. The Giants were 13-3, with one of their other losses being to the Buffalo Bills. The Bills only won 17-13, but they had one of the greatest offenses of all time. The Giants held the ball for over 40 minutes to keep Buffalo off of the field. A safety by Buffalo seemed to be the difference, since their final drive had them down by one point instead of three. Jeff Hostetler had taken over when Simms was injured, and had played smartly. Yet he could only watch as Jim Kelly and Thurman Thomas threw and ran the ball within field goal range. A 47 yard attempt by Scott Norwood on the final play had the world watching. The kick was wide right. The Giants had their second Superbowl win. Bill Parcells retired for the first of many times after the game. 20-19 Giants

1991–Superbowl XXVI Had the Bills and Redskins both getting back. The Redskins were 14-2, losing one game on a Hail Mary and another game on the last play in the final game when they had rested their starters anyway. So again they flirted with 16-0. After a scoreless first quarter, the Redskins proceeded to dominate, leading 17-0 at the half, and cruising to a 37-10 lead. Buffalo scored late to make the score close, and quarterback Mark Rypien was the MVP. The Redskins won their 3rd Superbowl in 10 years, and what made it more amazing was that coach Joe Gibbs did it with three different quarterbacks. 37-24 Redskins

1992–In the 70s it was the Raiders and Steelers. In the 1990s it was the Cowboys and 49ers. The AFC was an afterthought, with the Bills reaching the game for the third straight year. In the NFC Title game, after a 10-10 tie at the half, Dallas took over, and beat San Francisco 30-20. This was revenge for “The Catch” in the 1981 season, although that could have been revenge for Dallas defeating San Francisco in consecutive seasons in the early 1970s. Superbowl XXVII was a blowout, as Buffalo turned the ball over 9 times after taking an early 7-0 lead. down 14-7, an interception in the end zone prevented a tie. Dallas won by 35 points, and would have scored a record for points had Leon Lett not showboated and fumbled near the goal line. Jimmy Johnson yelled, “How ’bout them Cowboys!” The Gatorade bucket gained a new wrinkle when the players messed up his perfect hair, and owner Jerry Jones showed up on the sidelines with a comb to fix it. 52-17 Cowboys

1993–Superbowl XVIII was a rematch of the year before. The Bills reached the Superbowl for the fourth straight year. The Cowboys and 49ers met again in the NFC Title Game, which was an easy 38-21 Dallas win. Buffalo actually led 13-6 at the half, but on the second play of the second half, Thurman Thomas was hit and fumbled. The ball was returned for a touchdown to tie the game, and Dallas never looked back. They only led 20-13 after three, but put the game away in the fourth quarter. Troy Aikman and MVP Emmitt Smith brought Dallas its 4th Super Bowl win, and gave Buffalo their 4th loss. No other team has ever lost 4 straight. Despite the back to back titles, a feud between Jerry Jones and coach Jimmy Johnson led to Jones firing Johnson and replacing him with his friend Barry Switzer. 30-13 Cowboys

119–Superbowl XXIX was considered over before it began. For the third straight year, the Cowboys and 49ers battled in the NFC, and this time the 49ers triumphed 38-21. The AFC had an overachieving San Diego Chargers team in their first Superbowl. Head coach Bobby Ross worked miracles, and quarterback Stan Humphries was tough. They defeated superior opponents in Miami and Pittsburgh, and seemed happy to just be in their first Superbowl. Steve Young, desperate to escape the legacy of Joe Montana, threw 6 touchdown passes and zero interceptions, and had the highest quarterback rating ever for a Superbowl. As expected, it was a blowout, and Coach George Siefert escaped the shadow of his predecessor Bill Wash, since the win 5 years ago was considered Walsh’s team. The 49ers became the first team to win 5 Superbowls, with zero losses. 49-26 49ers

1995–The Cowboys and 49ers were expected to meet for the 4th straight year in the NFC Title Game, but a Green Bay Packers team led by Coach Mike Holmgren, aka “The Walrus,” and a young maverick quarterback named Brett Favre, upset the matchup. Favre was the league MVP, and Green Bay shocked the 49ers in the playoffs. In the NFC Title Game, they led Dallas after 3 quarters as well, before Dallas took over. In the AFC, The Steelers survived a Hail Mary attempt on the final play to survive against the Colts, to go to the game they felt they should have been in a year earlier. For the third time, Dallas and Pittsburgh met. Dallas was the better team in Superbowl XXX, but the Steelers kept hanging around. Dallas led 13-0 and 20-7, but Pittsburgh closed to within 20-17. The key play was when Neil Odonnell threw his second interception to Larry Brown, whose gift in his breadbasket led to the 10 point finale. Dallas had their 5th Superbowl title in 8 appearances, and 3rd in 4 years, and Pittsburgh had their first loss in 5 trips. Jerry Jones and Barry Switzer won without Jimmy Johnson. 27-17 Cowboys

1996–Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers got back to the Superbowl for the first time in 29 years, and the New England Patriots reached the game for the first time in 11 years. Again, they benefitted from better teams being knocked out. The first quarter was the highest scoring in history, with New England leading 14-10. Yet by halftime, the Packers led 27-14. After the Patriots closed to 27-21, Superbowl XXXI MVP Desmond Howard returned the kickoff 99 yards for the final points of the game. Bill Parcells took his second team to the Superbowl, but did not prevail. 35-21 Packers

1997–Superbowl XXXII had the Packers getting back with relative ease. The AFC featured the Broncos. The previous year the Broncos were favored in the AFC, and were shocked in the playoffs. The players even cried afterwards, saying they let John Elway down. He had three Superbowl losses, but this time the Broncos had running back Terrell Davis. The game was tied 24-24 in the 4th quarter when Elway made a leaping run for a first down. He spun like a pinwheel in the air, but made the yardage. The Broncos took the lead, and Brett Favre’s final drive stalled around midfield. Bronco Owner Pat Bowlen held the trophy and exclaimed “This one’s for John!” The Packers lost their first Superbowl, and the Broncos finally won one. 31-24 Broncos

1998–The Minnesota Vikings smashed the league and coasted to a 15-1 record with rookie receiver Randy Moss. They were practically a lock to finally win the big one when they collapsed in the NFC Title game. The Atlanta Falcons trailed 20-7, but fought back. With time running out, Minnesota still led 27-20, with Gary Anderson attempting a 40 yard field goal to lock up the game. He had not missed a kick all year, going 40 for 40, an NFL record. He missed this one, stunning the crowd. Yet The Vikings still led. Atlanta tied the game, and even though Minnesota got the ball first in overtime, it was Morton Anderson that kicked the winning field goal. Coach Dan Reeves was taking his second team to the Superbowl with a 30-27 overtime shocker. It was the first trip for the Falcons. In the AFC, The Broncos cruised during the regular season, but faced a tough Jets team led by Bill Parcells in the AFC Title game. He was trying to take a 3rd team to the Superbowl. The Jets blocked a punt and led 10-0 in the 3rd quarter, but the Jets could not overcome 6 turnovers, as the Broncos won 23-10. Superbowl XXXIII was not close, as the Broncos coasted to their second straight win. Broncos Coach Mike Shanahan took delight in beating the man who fired him in Denver, Reeves. John Elway retired after the game. 34-19 Broncos

1999–The St. Louis Rams had been a terrible team for a decade, but when Trent Green went down in the preseason with a knee injury, former supermarket checkout clerk Kurt Warner became a legend. For the next 3 years, the Rams offense was the “Greatest Show on Turf.” The Rams had relocated from Los Angeles several years earlier. Dick Vermeil had returned to the Superbowl after a 19 year absence, retiring form the Eagles in 1982, citing burnout, only to return to the league with the Rams in 1997. Marshal Faulk was the star running back, and offensive coordinator Mike Martz was a mad scientist calling plays. The Rams struggled in the NFC Title Game, but a late touchdown defeated the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 11-6. 20 years earlier they had defeated the Bucs in the NFC Title Game 9-0. The Tennessee Titans, led by Buddy Ryan disciple Jeff Fisher, represented the AFC. The Titans were the former Houston Oilers. The Rams led 16-0, but the Titans fought back. tying the game at 16-16 with 2 minutes left. One play later, Super Bowl XXXIV MVP Kurt Warner threw a 73 yard touchdown bomb for the go ahead touchdown. He passed for 414 yards on the day. Steve McNair led the Titans back to within striking distance with 5 seconds left. His pass to Kevin Dyson fell one yard short when Mike Jones made “The tackle.” Vermeil retired after the game. The Rams avenged a 24-21 regular season loss to the Titans in a thriller. 23-16 Rams

2000–The Minnesota Vikings were again cruising towards a Superbowl when they collapsed at the end of the season. They did make it to the NFC Title Game, but were throttled by the Giants 41-0. The Giants were 7-4, and reeling from back to back home losses, when Coach Jim Fassell made a bold prediction. He was considered laid back, but he told the press that “this team is going to the playoffs.” The AFC featured a shocking Baltimore Ravens team with one of the greatest defenses in history. Cocky coach Brian Billick, defensive coordinator Marvin Lewis, and fearsome defensive standout Ray Lewis backed up the talk. They knocked out Tennessee’s Steve McNair from the divisional game en route to defeating the favored Titans. They then knocked out Rich Gannon from the AFC Title Game, eliminating the Raiders. The Ravens had almost no offense, going 5 straight games during the season without a touchdown, winning two of them. Trent Dilfer was considered a stiff by many at quarterback. Dilfer did throw an interception to Jason Sehorn for a touchdown, but it was called back by a penalty. The Ravens led 10-0 at the half. An interception return put the Ravens up 17-0, followed by a kickoff return for a touchdown by the Giants. The Ravens then took the next kickoff for a touchdown. Three touchdowns in less than a minute had the Ravens up 24-7. Superbowl XXXV was a blowout, and the Giants had lost their first Superbowl. The Ravens were the former Cleveland Browns, and Art Modell ignored the death threats, moved his team, and had his first trophy. Due to controversy surrounding Ray Lewis, Trent Dilfer got the Disneyland commercial. It did not matter, as Dilfer became the first winning Superbowl quarterback to be traded before the next season. 34-7 Ravens

2001–The Rams returned for the second time in three years, coasting to a 14-2 record. They were facing a Patriots team that had started the season with Drew Bledsoe and finished with Tom Brady. The Patriots had defeated the Oakland Raiders in overtime in a blizzard in a controversial game that would forever be known as the “Tuck Rule” game. The Rams were led by Mike Martz, and the Patriots were led by Bill Bellichick, who was determined to escape the shadow of his mentor Bill Parcells. The Rams had defeated the Patriots 24-17 in Foxboro during the regular season in a game that was not that close. Yet Superbowl XXXVI featured a Rams team that perhaps was overconfident. They were leading 3-0 when Ty Law returned an interception for a touchdown and a 7-3 lead. The Patriots led 17-3 in the fourth quarter, when the Rams finally woke up. With under 2 minutes left, the Rams had tied the game 17-17. The Patriots defense was out of gas, but Tom Brady had 90 seconds to work with. He had only 75 yards passing up to that point, but on the last play of the game, a 48 yard field goal attempt by Adam Vinatieri was dead center. Perhaps the biggest upset since the Jets in the third Superbowl had taken place. 20-17 Patriots

2002–The Raiders, who had relocated back to Oakland several years earlier, were seeking to avenge their disputed playoff heartache of a year earlier. They had difficult playoff wins over the Jets and Titans. The Raiders started 4-0, fell to 4-4, and then finished 11-5. Rookie head coach Bill Callahan led the team, replacing John Gruden, who left to coach the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Speaking of the Buccaners, the entire 2002 NFC was full of shockers. The 12-4 Packers had never lost a playoff game at home, but were stunned by the Atlanta Falcons, led by young sensation Michael Vick. The Buccaneers played the NFC Title game against the heavily favored Eagles, who had beaten them six straight times. The Eagles led 7-0 one minute into the game, but this time the Bucs shocked the Eagles. Ronde Barber’s 92 yard interception returned sealed the 27-10 win, and sent John Gruden to face his old team. The Raiders intercepted a pass on the 3rd play of the game, setting up a field goal and a 3-0 lead. The Bucs then crushed them, with a 34-3 lead. The Raiders did fight back, with a blocked punt for a touchdown, and were within 34-21 with 2 1/2 minutes remaining. However, NFL MVP Rich Gannon was intercepted for a touchdown. On the very last play of the game, another interception was returned for a touchdown. The Bucs intercepted 5 passes, returning 3 for scores. Jon Gruden exclaimed, “How bout those Tampa Bay Buccaneers!” The team that started 0-26 and wore orange pants were now pewter wearing champions. They won the battle of pirates. “Chucky,” the nickname for Gruden based on his scowls, knew the entire Raider playbook in advance. As John Lynch said, “we saw these plays in practice.” Lynch, Derrick Brooks, and Warren Sapp delivered the Superbowl XXXVII win. 48-21 Buccaneers

2003–The Patriots finished 14-2, and faced the 15-1 Pittsburgh Steelers, who were led by Ben Roethlisberger. Big Ben was 14-0 as a starter. The Steelers had crushed the Patriots during the regular season, but the Patriots had injuries at the time. The Patriots were favored in the rematch, and they won handily 41-27 in the AFC Title Game. In the NFC, the Eagles were in their 3rd straight NFC Title Game, determined to avenge their shocker from the previous year. They were at home against the Carolina Panthers, a team that entered the league in 1995, and reached the NFC Title Game in 1996. The Panthers injured Philly quarterback Donovan McNabb in the game, although he played. Carolina won 14-3, and Philly had lost again. Superbowl XXXVIII was a thriller. The first quarter was scoreless, the Patriots led 14-10 at the half, and the third quarter was scoreless. The 4th quarter was an aerial show. Tom Brady and Jake Delhomme rained bombs, and Delhomme tied the game at 29-29 with little time left. They would have been ahead by three, but they failed on three two point conversion attempts. Coach Jon Fox regretted calling them afterwards. The kickoff after the tying touchdown went out of bounds, allowing the Patriots to start at their own 40 yard line. Again, for the second time in 3 years, Adam Vinatieri nailed a 48 yard line on the final play of the game. 32-29 Patriots

2004–Superbowl XXXIX again brought the Patriots back to the big dance. In the NFC, in their 4th straight NFC Title game, and 3rd one at home, the Eagles and head coach Andy Reid had finally made it over the top, defeating Michael Vick and the Atlanta Falcons. The game was tied 7-7 and 14-14, but the Patriots had a 24-14 lead late in the game. McNabb launched a furious rally, cutting the gap to 3 points. The Eagles did get the ball back, but ran out of time well short of field goal range. For the 3rd time in four years, the Patriots had won the Superbowl, each time by 3 points.

2005–The Indianapolis Colts, led by calm coach Tony Dungy and megastar quarterback Peyton Manning, had been torching the league on offense for several years. They just could not beat the Patriots, who had eliminated them in several straight games, often by one play. A missed field goal or a fumble at the goal line or a goal line stand would vex them. This year the Colts started 13-0, and were on their way. The Patriots had been eliminated, but the Colts were stunned at home by the Steelers. The Steelers jumped to a 21-3 lead. the Colts closed to 21-18, when Jerome Bettis, aka “The Bus,” was rumbling near the goal line for the final touchdown. He was hit, and fumbled. The Colts picked up the ball and were racing down the field for what appeared to be a miracle touchdown of their own. Ben Roethlisberger made the touchdown saving tackle at midfield. On the final play, Mike Vanderjagt missed the tying field goal. He simply choked, saving Bettis from becoming the goat. The game was also perspective for Dungy, who tragically lost his son a few months earlier. The football world felt bad for him. The Steelers played in Superbowl XL against the Seattle Seahawks, who were in their first one. They were led by Mike Holmgren, trying to win with his second team. The game itself had several controversial calls, and with the Steelers leading 14-10, Willie Parker ran for a 75 yard touchdown to ice the game. Coach Bill Cowher, after 15 seasons, finally had his ring. The Steelers had their 5th in six tries. Cowher would retire a year later. 21-10 Steelers

2006–The Indianapolis Colts finally got rid of the demons, throttling the Patriots in the regular season, and defeating them in one of the greatest AFC Title Games in history. From Raiders and Steelers to Cowboys and 49ers, the league was now Colts vs Patriots. The Chargers were 14-2 that year, but like previous Marty Schottenheimer coached teams, they melted down in the playoffs against the Patriots. An interception for a touchdown had the Patriots up 21-3 against the Colts, and it looked like the Colts were collapsing again. Manning throwing the ball was not getting it done, but Joseph Addai and Dominic Rhodes on the ground were chewing up yardage. Time consuming drives wore down the New England defense. The game was tied at 21-21, 28-28, and 31-31. The Patriots took the lead 34-31, but this time Peyton Manning finally lived up to his legacy. Keeping the ball on the ground, Addai ran it in for a touchdown with exactly one minute left. Tom Brady led the final drive, as Manning watched. Brady had won all their playoff games. Not this time. He was intercepted, and the Colts won 38-34. They played the Bears in Superbowl XLI. The NFC was awful that year, and any of the top four AFC Teams would have been favored. Bears quarterback Rex Grossman was the most criticized at his position since Dilfer. The Bears did have the most electrifying return man in the history of the game in Devon Hester. Not since Billy “White Shoes” Johnson had a return man been so celebrated. He returned the opening kickoff for a touchdown and the Bears led 7-0 seconds into the game. Yet Dungy and Manning stayed patient, and led 22-17 in the fourth quarter. Rex Grossman had critical interceptions in the fourth quarter, with the last one being returned for a touchdown to ice the game. It was played in the rain in Miami, but mud did not stain the fact that Dungy and Manning had their ring. From a cultural standpoint, Dungy and Bears Coach Lovie Smith gave us the first Superbowl with two black head coaches. The men embraced after the game. 29-17 Colts

2007–The preordained AFC Title Game was again supposed to be the Patriots and Colts. The Patriots felt they had the upper hand by obtaining Randy Moss to go with an already potent offense. In the regular season, the Colts led 20-10, but the Patriots fought back and won the game 24-20. In the playoffs, the Colts were shocked by the San Diego Chargers. Led by Norvelous Norv Turner and backup quarterback Billy Volek, the Chargers stunned the Colts 28-24. The Chargers then lost to the Patriots. The NFC featured even bigger shocks, as the New York Giants, led by no nonsense coach Tom Coughlin and Peyton’s brother Eli Manning, stunned superior opponents. First the Giants defeated the 13-3 Cowboys 21-17, intercepting Tony Romo with seconds left. Then they defeated the Green Bay Packers in overtime, 23-20. Brett Favre and the Packers were also 13-3, and Favre was favored to get back to the Superbowl for the first time in over a decade, perhaps going out on top the way John Elway did. Yet it was much maligned Eli Manning and the Giants that made Superbowl XLII. It was also sweet for defensive star Michael Strahan, who contemplated retirement before the season.

Yet these teams played in the final regular season game in New York. Manning played well, but the Patriots won a thriller 38-35. The Giants finished 10-6. More shockingly, the Patriots finished 16-0. Owner Bob Kraft, personnel guru Scott Pioli, coach Bellichick, Brady, and Moss, looked to make history. The 1972 Dolphins nervously held their champagne bottles, knowing that their status as the only undefeated team in history was tenuous. That Dolphin team was 17-0. The Patriots, thanks to a schedule lengthened in 1978, were shooting for 19-0. The Giants were looking to shock the world.

Are you ready for some football!

Superbowl XLII is here! Patriots vs Giants!

Let’s get it on!

eric

Obama vs Hillary…Mano a (Wo)Mano

Friday, February 1st, 2008

On Sunday we play the Superbowl. On Tuesday we have Super Tuesday. For democrats, yesterday was both.

While the republicans are much better on policy, the democrats have proven better at getting their clowns off of the stage. How can the republicans eliminate Al Queda when they cannot even eliminate Ron Paul from the debates? The democrats may be useless, but at least they can stand up to Dennis Kucinich.

Before getting to the democrats, Sean Hannity announced his support for Mitt Romney, While Arnold Schwarzenegger joined Rudy Giuliani and Sly Stallone in supporting John McCain. Newt Gingrich insisted on staying neutral between the republicans. Ann Coulter shocked the world (which for her I did not think was possible) by saying that she would vote for Hillary over McCain. My head exploded, but I found my eyeballs on my carpet and popped them back into the sockets, and watched the debate. Alan Colmes then shocked the world and said something so offensive that I have to question his patriotism as an American. I have never attacked his liberalism, but he said, “I don’t care about the Superbowl, is there a good movie on at the time?”

Mr. Colmes, I can no longer agree to disagree with you. That was the first remark you have ever made that was unamerican. I pray for the love of all things holy, that being football, that you apologize and do volunteer work for NFL Youth. Nothing said in the debate would bother me as much.

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had their final debate before Super Tuesday. There were no other candidates to distract them, and nobody to hide behind. I judged the debate not based on what I think of them, which is virtually nothing, or in Hillary’s case, less than nothing. I judged them solely on who won the debate.

I expected zero questions about Iran or North Korea, and time wasted on whether or not Hillary was snubbed by Obama, and why Bill Clinton does what he does. The answer? Because he does…oh, and because it works. I expected a question on how the split in the Kennedy family exists in the race, as opposed to a better question about why anybody should care what the most overrated family in America thinks about anything.

I was hoping this would be a replay of the Vice Presidential debate Between Joseph Lieberman and Dick Cheney in 2000. That was the gold standard of debate, a pair of adults sitting at the table discussing serious issues in a dignified manner, with one moderator who stayed in the background.

No, instead we had two separate chairs, followed by self congratulatory praise for several people who are apparently special because they ask questions. I refuse to elevate them into significance by mentioning their names.

With that, here is the recap of Obama vs Hillary, Mano a (Wo)Mano, or to be more accurate, Mano a (practically) Mano.

With that, here is the recap.

They started with opening statements.

Obama sucked up to John Edwards (who had dropped out the day before) and then mentioned that he and Hillary will remain friends after the race. This will of course only be true if Obama loses. He said the debate was not about race or gender, but the past versus the future.

Hillary laced into President Bush, although less briefly than normal. She sucked to Edwards as well, and listed a litany of problems we face.

Hillary was asked an intelligent question, that being what she thought the most significant policy distinction was between her and Obama. She mentioned that she favored universal health care, and Obama did not. She stated that she wanted a 5 year interest rate freeze, and that she wanted a more realistic foreign policy agenda than Obama with regards to meeting with dictators. She hammered home the point that they were both better than republicans.

Obama stated that on health care the issue is cost reduction, while Hillary wants to force people to buy health insurance. He stated that the enforcement mechanisms would make things worse. He stated that an interest rate freeze would actually cause rates to go up, hurting people Hillary wants to claim. He stated that he wants to reduce the influence of lobbyists, unlike Hillary. Lastly, he reminded the audience that he was against Iraq from the beginning, which reflects on both of their judgments.

Obama was asked why he had the superior health plan if it leaves 15 million uninsured. He explained that anybody who wanted coverage would be covered, but would not force those that do not want it to get it. However, he also emphasized that it is that they cannot afford the cost. He disputed the 15 million number. He praised Arnold Schwarzenegger on health care, and mentioned the Massachussets plan.

Hillary stated that her plan is the equivalent of the congressional plan. It was designed to be affordable. Hillary mentioned that a single payer system was difficult to achieve, as was an employer mandate. She stated that Obama was against mandates solely because it was politically scary.

Obama stated that people who try and cheat the system can be dealt with, and that Hillary’s plan did not have sufficient subsidies. He wants to not just cap premiums, but lower them by 25%. He cited his endorsement from Ted Kennedy. He mentioned that all parties should be brought together, and that the hearing should be broadcast live on C-Span, rather than operate in secrecy. That was a thinly veiled reference to Hillary’s 1994 task force.

Wolf Blitzer actually asked him if this was a swipe, and Hillary smiled broadly. Obama said it was not, as Wolf did her dirty work for her.

When Hillary was asked about her secret task force, she ducked the question, mentioned the -Chip program, and blamed President Bush for vetoing something. She then said we need to regulate the health industry more, and that nobody should ever be denied ever again. Perhaps she does not understand that companies need to make money to survive. She then stated that taxpayers pay for the research of the drug companies. No, they don’t. The companies pay for it themselves. She blamed the health industry for being “clever” and “extremely well funded.”

The candidates were asked how they could fend off attacks from republicans that they were “tax and spend liberal democrats.” Obama smartly replied that the republicans have no right to claim the mantle of fiscal responsibility, and that while John McCain was initially right to oppose the Bush tax cuts, somewhere along the line “the wheels fell off of the Straight Talk Express.” He then offered class warfare rhetoric that must have made John Edwards proud.

The camera then turned to show Jason Alexander, who played George Costanza on “Seinfeld.” I have no idea why.

Hillary would redistribute wealth, although she used other words to describe it. She complained that our health care system had the most money, but not results to match. She then said she would rein in the HMOs, who are supposedly as bad as the Bush administration. She then spoke of bipartisan negotiations with Newt Gingrich and Bill Frist, and mentioned the RAND Corporation positively. She mentioned electronic medical records.

When it was pointed out that letting the Bush tax cuts expire would raise taxes, they both chimed in that only the wealthy would be effective. Obama joked that the well dressed people in the audience would be ok with it, and Hillary mentioned that rates would go back to what they were in the 1990s, and people did oh so incredibly well then.

The next question was an illegal immigration question, and it was absolutely brilliant. I have said more than once that the democrats are a bunch of narrow interest groups that band together out of need, but really hate each other. This immigration question mentioned that illegal immigration disproportionately helps blacks. Yes, blacks against Latinos, a chance to see real tap dancing in action. It is impossible to kiss four rumpus cheeks at once.

Obama avoided the powderkeg by saying people of all stripes felt the economic pinch, and it was before the most recent wave of immigrants. He called blaming immigrants for the problems people face to be scapegoating. The crowd roared with approval. He then did offer a few mild words about border security, and cracking down on crooked employers, before mentioning a path to citizenship. He complained that tax cuts went up instead of down. I guess he forgot that this is positive.

Hillary also went after crooked exploitative employers. She then spoke about a black man who had a construction business complaining about illegal immigrants, before talking about bringing people together. She referred to “undocumented” workers. She said illegal immigrants should “come out of the shadows,” and that “we will register everyone.” They should also try to learn English. Why make them succeed? They only have to try.

Obama was asked how his immigration policy was more humane than Hillary’s plan. He spoke about working with Ted Kennedy and John McCain, stating, “although he might not admit it now.” He basically ducked the question.

Wolf Blitzer kept pressing, Obama began stammering, and Hillary grinned the widest grin I have ever seen. She truly enjoyed seeing Obama being targeted as an empty suit. Obama for some reason refused to criticize Hillary. He kept saying he disagreed with many people, but would not single her out.

Hillary was asked if she was missing in action while others were tackling the problem of immigration reform. She stated that she took the lead on this issue in 2004 before Obama entered the Senate. She then went overboard, even for her. She stated that the republicans wanted to criminalize good samaritans who assist illegal immigrants in any way. She said that would criminalize Jesus Christ himself. So now the republicans are against Jesus Christ. She then spoke out against demagoguery and mean spiritedness, which means her home does not own any mirrors.

She also mentioned that she takes this personally. She takes everything personally, which means she takes nothing personally. She stated that she had the endorsement of the farm workers. She also claimed that those who made immigration a political issue were “undermining the values of America.” I tried to see her, but her moral high horse is so far above me that can only gaze from afar. She then spoke about bringing people together. She then implied that trying to round up all illegals was not cost effective, even though none of the serious republican candidates ever mentioned doing that to begin with. She stated that she still did not favor giving illegals drivers licenses.

Obama finally decided to get mildly tough, expressing that Hillary had several positions over the past 6 weeks, and that she did make this political. He stated that she does not have a clear position, but it took awhile. He then backtracked, scared of being seen as too harsh. This is why Hillary can eat him alive. He calmly expressed that it was a complex issue, but she had changed positions. He stated that he supported Bill Richardson’s approach, and that Hillary’s newest ideas were ones he had already been working on.

Hillary pointed out that she said she would support Governor Richardson, but that Obama waffled. She then offered pablum about bringing people together in a coalition of democrats and “fair minded republicans.”

Obama answered the question about his lack of experience by ticking off his political life story. He does have accomplishments, and he mentioned all of them.

Hillary was asked what being First Lady has to do with experience, since she has very little more Senate experience than Obama. She then mentioned the phrase “35 years,” and I fell asleep. She is morally superior because she worked for children’s issues instead of joining a law firm. She mentioned about reforming the education system in Arkansas, neglecting that this was a failure and cost her husband the Governorship. She also went to 82 Countries, claiming that she negotiated agreements. She spoke about teaming up with Lindsay Graham to work on health care for veterans.

Another excellent question came in the form of an issue often brought up by Mitt Romney. It was pointed out that neither Obama or Hillary have ever run a business. How could they run an economy?

Hillary blathered that the USA is “more than a business, it is a trust.” She then made my eyes jump out when she said the USA IS “not out to make a profit, it is out to help the American people.” What is it about businesses making profits that this woman cannot grasp? Businesses should make profits. Profits are good. She then slammed President Bush as the “CEO MBA President.”

Obama joked that Mitt Romney “has not gotten a good return on his investment” in this campaign. He was willing to compare his own management style to Romney’s any day.

The debate finally got very substantive when the candidates were asked about Iran and North Korea. The candidates responded forcefully, showing they were ready.

JUST KIDDING. The idiotic question about Ted Kennedy was finally asked.

Hillary praised Ted Kennedy, reinforced her own support from JFK’s useless offspring, and then spoke about change and having a woman President. The election was about us.

She is as boring as Obama is inspiring. They both say nothing, but he does it better. She then claimed to be excited and humbled.

Obama was asked if Americans are right to remember the Clinton years fondly. Before the question could be answered, somebody should go to Wolf Blitzer and ask, “What do you mean ‘we,’ Kimosabe?”

Obama was trapped, and stated those years were much better than the Bush years. He also gently reminded the audience that people need to be judged on their own merits. He correctly pointed out that he has bringing in so many new voters. He then drifted into class warfare talking points. He then reverted back to his strongest point, that voting has doubled due to his participation. This was the first time all night Hillary looked dour, although moderately so.

Hillary was asked how she could be an agent of change when we have had only 2 families in the White House for the last 30 years. Actually, it would be 20 years, unless one counts the 8 years the first President Bush was Vice President.

She then played to the crowd by stating that she “deeply regretted that there was a Bush in the White House at this time.” She said that “we are all judged on our own merits,” even though she is hiding behind her husband, as she has been her entire married life. She then took credit for her husband’s administration, and got off a very powerful line after that. She said, “It took a Clinton to clean up after the first Bush, and it might take another one to clean up after the second Bush.” The crowd would have cheered all night had the moderator not eventually stepped in. Hillary smild broadly, basking in the glow of getting in the line of the night. She had won the sound bite war, the equivalent of a triple reverse slam dunk on ESPN.

Hillary was then asked why voters should not see her Iraq position as an open ended commitment since she does not have a specific withdrawal timetable. Hillary attacked the Pentagon. Other than that, her answer was incomprehensible, as if she cut herself on the sharp edge of her triangulator. She sees the issue as complex. Then she blamed President Bush. I disagree with at least half of her positions, but perhaps not all of them.

Obama stated that “we will not have permanent bases” In Iraq. He also had “the audacity of dope” to state that John McCain does not “understand the situation.” Next he will say Hillary has no idea how to be a woman. Ok, bad example, but you get the point. He also reminded the crowd that he was against the war from the beginning.

The debate was practically a lovefest, as the candidates refused to drag each other down further. Hillary then announced support from Maxine Waters, which makes her qualified to do…well, nothing. Hillary expressed the perils of withdrawing too soon, and blamed President Bush some more.

Hillary was asked why she voted against a particular amendment restricting President Bush’s authority with regards to the war. She stated that she voted for another amendment that would have limited his authority to one year. She said that if she knew then what she knew now, she would not have given him the authority. However, that is the typical Clinton non-apology apology. She did not say “I apologize,” or “I was wrong.” She also stated that her vote was not an authorization to go to war. I guess in her mind it was a vote to authorize people to think about it and dither. Perhaps she truly does think we are the United Nations. Had she been completely truthful, she would have stated that she does not want to limit Presidential power because she wants to be President. She would have to be more tactful about expressing it, but that would at least be honest.

She then truthfully pointed out that the republicans are committed to President Bush’s policies. Yes, and they should. She claimed that the republicans, especially McCain, accused her of a policy of surrender. Yes they did, and they should continue to state this. She welcomes this debate. So do I. She also used the word gravitas, a very veiled reference to Obama being a neophyte. She spoke very forcefully.

Obama stated he wants the Iraq mission completed “honorably,” but wants to bring people home. He also, using very careful words, stated that we are not winning right now. Obama parried the gravitas issue by stating that he was against the war from the beginning.

Wolf Blitzer has been criticized during most of the CNN debates, but in this debate I have to give him what the kids would call “props.” I think that means “proper respect,” and I think the kids do still say that. For the second time during the debate, Wolf posed a question five minutes after I had already posed it (scout’s honor, even though i was never a scout…Tygrrrr’s honor perhaps). He wanted to know why she could not just say her Iraq vote was a mistake.

The real answer is because she simply can’t. She can’t do it. I cannot leap tall buildings, and she cannot ever apologize for anything.

She babbled about believing in “coercive diplomacy.” I credit Obama for keeping a serious look on his face. She then again blamed President Bush. Had she been President, we would have focused on Afghanistan. She said we must be as strong or stronger than the republicans on national security. I saw pigs growing wings somewhere, but it could have been the special brownies I ate…oh no wait, that was the Clintons as well (no no, he did not inhale). When she criticized President Bush on the issue of body armor, Wolf failed to cut off her filibuster.

Wolf Blitzer then asked her, “So are you saying you were naive in trusting President Bush?”

Hillary flashed a major fake smile. The crowd was mostly cheering, with some booing, as Hillary said, “Good try Wolf.” Obama had his moment to smile broadly, but he was smiling along side her. It was her turn to twist. When Wolf asked Obama if Hillary was naive, Hillary interjected by saying that the question was asked of her, and she should answer it.

This was odd in that a hot potato could have been tossed away from her, and she chose to take it back. Either this was hubris, or perhaps she thought answering was better than leaving the question unanswered. The Wolf remarked, “I thought you weren’t going to answer it.” She then again remarked, “That is a good try Wolf.” She continued to ramble about the consequences of President Bush’s actions, and how the resolution was only about inspections. She stated that “we” bombed Hussein in 1998 over inspections.

She then offered one of the best attempts at triangulaton in history, and if it succeeds, Hillary is every bit a genius as her husband, and the AMerican people are imbeciles.

“I offered a reasoned judgment, but the person executing the policy did not.”

I could picture Bill Clinton saying that and everyone believing it. Whether or not Hillary can pull it off might be talked about 30 years from that line. She never answered the question, and it should be asked over and over until it is answered.

Obama had to tread lightly, because whenever he criticizes her, he is being “mean.” This is ironic given that he is a nice guy and she actually is mean, but perceptions of hitting a girly girl have really weakened his ability to strike back. He stated that the language of the vote stated that it was an authorization to go to war, and that was obvious. He stated that “Senator Clinton claims experience on day one, but one has to be right on day one.”

That line was the equalizer to her earlier comment about a pair of Clintons and a pair of Bushes. Yet her line contrasted with republicans. His line contrasted with her.

The candidates were asked about censoring television programs that were obscene with sex and violence. Obama remarked that his children watch Nickelodeon, but that he was aware that they “knew how to operate that remote.” He also mentioned the internet, but mentioned that censorship was not the answer. He felt that the industry should show some thought. That is asking too much.

The female moderator who I care not to remember wanted to ask a question about Presidential spouses. Hillary offered fake laughter,and Obama immediately let her off the hook by saying that “Michelle Obama could share some stories too.” I am amazed that he keeps rescuing a person who wants to drown him.

Hillary was asked how she could control her husband in the White House when she cannot even control him on the campaign trail. She cackled loudly, which she does when she is enraged. She could not give a true answer, which is either…1) she can but chooses not to do so…2) she can’t.

She stated that she and Barack had “passionate spouses that defend them at every turn.” Obama concurred for his own safety. Michelle Obama is not a lightning rod. Period. Yet Hillary continued.

The issue is not about defending, it is about slashing attacks. Hillary made it clear it is her campaign, which ducks the question.

Although it was most likely a camera angle issue, Obama looked like he was asleep. He almost looked smug in the sense that his nose was in the air (literally in terms of posture) and his eyes were closed. As we learned on “South Park,” smug people listen and talk with their eyes closed. I know this is not substance, but the only time he gets in trouble is when he reminds everybody that he is better than she is. People have to conclude that without him looking like he is actually expressing it.

The last question was a waste. Wolf Blitzer brought up the issue that most democrats saw the two of them as a “dream ticket.” This was the largest approval line of the night, and it came from the moderator. Hillary cackled loudly, and then in perhaps a bizarre coincidence, the camera panned to another woman famous for an odd laugh, “The Nanny” Fran Drescher. Yes, this debate was in Los Angeles, although Jack Nicholson did not yell “Go Lakers” during the event.

Yes folks, what John Kerry would call “the heart and soul of America,” continued to repulse me. I wonder how many ordinary people were in the audience. My guess was zero, not counting ushers.

When asked if they were open to a Clinton-Obama or Obama-Clinton ticket, Obama smartly replied, “well obviously there is a difference between those two.”

Like an Al Pacino movie where he starts calm but spends the last third making bombastic angry speeches, a calm Hillary near the end of the debate could not stop cackling.

Obama stated that such speculation was “premature and presumptuous.” He then spoke about what he wanted in cabinet members. He said something very intelligent when he stated that he wanted people who could “say no to him,” which would avoid group think. He did not want “yes men and yes women.” He admitted that he “is not right all the time.” Can anyone picture Hillary saying that? He ended on a very positive, lofty note. When pressed further about Hillary, he said that “she would be on anybody’s short list.”

Clinton stated that she “agreed with everything Barack just said.” She said that “there will be a unified democratic party.” She then plugged her next online internet townhall meeting. Wolf joked that “We do the plugs around here.” Hillary cackled again, and Wolf let her off the hook.

The candidates then shared a very warm moment, although their words were not audible. They whispered in each other’s ears for a few moments.

Each candidate had one good line, but overall I felt the debate was a draw. The crowd liked them both, and neither one delivered a knockout blow. I also felt that each blunder would not matter because their own voters would let them off the hook. The goal was not to impress me. It was to impress democrats.

I would argue that a tie goes to the favorite, which would be Hillary. I think Obama had to knock her from the top, and he did not succeed.

They are both smart, and must have observed how turned off the republican crowd (myself included) was by the intra-party fighting.

Yes this was a stage, and I am sure once they exited the Kodak Theatre they went back to tearing each other’s eyes out. Yet they were on stage, and they made nice.

This was a deadlock.

Now that the democratic debates are over, I can thankfully quit being an objective analyst and go back to being a partisan. They are both dreadful candidates against the republicans.

eric