Are liberal commenters political imbeciles?
The crux of virtually every liberal argument is to refer to the conservative as a “liar.” Then when asked to give an example of an actual lie, there is no response. This makes the liberal accuser an imbecile.
eric
August Hate Mail
Today is just a small standard batch of hate mail from leftists. Being a leftist means getting as far into the gutter as possible. Like in the movie “Animal Farm,” one can look at the animals and the leftists and not be ale to tell which was which.
With that, here is a slice of August hate mail.
“Carl
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Absolutely fantastic piece, we were laughing our heads off! I have e-mailed this to everybody… Please keep these coming. Perhaps your new tagline should read "consummate oven-dodging baby-baby man Eric Golub will hiss and spit his way through his own feces" weeee…Please do not stop with the satire! Please please please please : ) this is funnier than anything I could've ever imagined … oh my I peed a little…”
Analysis: Oven-dodging? Nothing like a pro-Holocaust reference to start the day. The reference to bodily functions was a nice finishing touch, like a vinaigrette on a leftist salad. Keep it classy, Carl.
“Terrey
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Hi, forgive me…. I don't live in America so don't know anything about you… I just read your piece /// Barack Obama and Harry Reid's broken liberal souls/// is what you wrote supposed to be some weird comedy piece? Truly you sound deluded and a total fruit loop.”
Analysis: This fellow got off to a good start when he admitted “I don’t live in America so don’t know anything.” I can forgive him for not being born in the greatest nation on Earth, but not for flapping his gums.”
“Kyle
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I found your article on Obama's "Broken Soul" to be the most biased and ignorant piece I have ever had the misfortune of reading. I am not in support of him either, make no mistake, but you are almost on the caliber of Fox News with your hateful one sided commentary.”
Analysis: Fox News is the highest rated cable news network. I guess he thinks a majority of Americans are bigots. I am an opinion writer. I am supposed to be biased. So in my less than humble biased opinion, this fellow is an imbecile.
“Greg
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why are you such a twisted dick? Your childhood must have been awful.”
Analysis: I had a friend who had to drive himself to the hospital with a Twisted testicle. He voted Peace and Freedom, so I do not see any correlation between having one’s appendage out of whack and voting patterns. Now the brain is a different story, based on modern liberalism. Of course my childhood was awful. Have you ever been to Long Island?
Say it with me everyone. These are liberals. This is how they behave.
eric
Shocker: Mitt Romney has never paid Harry Reid’s taxes!
Now Harry Reid is really getting desperate. His newest allegation is even more crazed.
Not only has Mitt Romney never paid his taxes in his entire life, he has never paid Reid’s taxes either!
eric
Batman vs Occupy Wall Street
For those who have yet to see “Batman: The Dark Knight Rises,” do so immediately. Like its 2008 predecessor, this movie is phenomenal.
In 2008, Batman’s true political identity was revealed. The 2012 movie, while not overtly conservative, is even more anti-leftist.
eric
Unlike football, George Will cannot be fixed.
George Will wants to ban football.
Instead, let’s Cancel George Will’s column and keep football.
eric
NFL 2012 HOF Sunday–Quiet Passion
The 2012 National Football League Hall of Fame induction ceremony entered the books.
All six 2012 inductees were calm, serene, and downright halcyon. There was not one raised voice from any of them. They were the one thing that society does not expect from football stars. They were quiet.
This brings two words together that should not be seen as an oxymoron: Quiet Passion.
eric
NFL 2012 Hall of Fame Weekend:
Stop the presses. In fact, stop everything. Whatever it is, it can wait. This is the 2012 National Football League Professional Hall of Fame weekend.
Any events not taking place in Canton, Ohio, can be dealt with Monday.
eric
President Obama’s broken soul
One of the more messianic moments of the 2008 presidential campaign came when Michele Obama promised that her husband would heal us all. Only Barack Obama could help us all “fix our souls. Our souls are broken in this nation.”
Four years later, it has become more apparent than ever that it is President Obama, Harry Reid, and the rest of the left with broken souls.
eric
Contraception Kerfuffle: What the social conservatives still fail to understand.
As much as I respect social conservatives, they may wish to sacrifice their principles for the greater good.
As of now the ghastly Obamacare law forces religious institutions to provide contraception.
Absolutely this is an assault on religious liberty. Yet for those soulless, Machiavellian thinkers like myself, it is time to stop playing checkers and start playing chess.
With some exceptions, liberals are pro-choice on abortion. Most of the ardent pro-lifers are conservatives.
Liberals tend to favor gay marriage while conservatives tend to be against it.
Liberals want access to contraception while conservatives tend to oppose it, especially if they have to pay for it for somebody else.
It is time for the social conservatives to back off and give the liberals what they want, for the greater societal good.
Let the liberals have more abortions, more contraception, and more gay marriages.
Do whatever it takes within the law to keep liberals from breeding.
Then one day we will have a conservative society.
Let the liberals legislate themselves out of existence.
This public service announcement is now complete.
You’re welcome.
eric aka the Tygrrrr Express
Why Mitt Romney’s overseas trip was a spectacular success
Governor Romney recently took an overseas trip to Great Britain, Israel, and Poland. While the media and other members of the Obama campaign team would like to focus on perceived “gaffes,” the trip was a total, spectacular and complete success. No amount of frothing anti-America, anti-Semitic, and anti-conservative Republican rage can change this.
eric