Archive for February, 2014

Valentine’s dating season waits until after football season

Sunday, February 16th, 2014

There is a reason why Valentine’s Day and the dating season comes after the Super Bowl and football season.

eric @ the Tygrrrr Express

Recycled Valentine’s Day musings

Friday, February 14th, 2014

Recycled Valentine’s Day musings



Valentine’s Day 2014—From Los Angeles to Texas with love

Friday, February 14th, 2014

Valentine’s Day 2014—From Los Angeles to Texas with Love


Love comes in many different forms, and on Valentine’s Day 2014, romance is not the love on my mind.


Love thy neighbor is paramount, as many of my fellow Americans on the East Coast have been battered by storms.


As much as I strive for balance, I do love my career. I have the best job in the world.


My book and speaking tour has me in Texas for 8 days, with 7 seven straight days of events. I will be in Houston, Austin, and San Antonio. Come and say hello to me.


Here is my schedule.


Friday, February 14, 2014—Valentine’s Day will be spent on a plane. Thanks to airlines, apparently the shortest way to get from Los Angeles to Houston is through Atlanta. Yes, 3 hours of flying has been extended to 10 hours. 


Saturday, February 15, 2014—I will be speaking to the Madison County Tea Party North of Houston, Texas at 5pm. 


Sunday, February 16, 2014—I will be speaking to the Angleton Republican Women South of Houston, Texas at 2:30pm. 


Monday, February 17, 2014—I will be speaking to the Ronald Reagan Republican Women near Houston at 11:30am. 


Tuesday, February 18, 2014—I will be speaking to the Austin Liberty Toastmasters at 6:30pm. 


Wednesday, February 19, 2014—I will be speaking to the Central Texas Republican Women near Austin at 11am. 


Thursday, February 20, 2014—I will be speaking to the Bexar County Young Republicans in San Antonio at 6:30pm. 


Friday, February 21, 2014—I will be speaking to the Kerr County Republican Women in Central Texas at11:15am.


Saturday, February 22, 2014—Flying home from Houston to Los Angeles, again through Atlanta for some God-forsaken reason.


I do what I do because I love it, and Valentine’s Day is about love.


Meanwhile, the search for a Republican Jewish brunette with spectacular (redacted) continues.


Happy Valentine’s Day all!






Bob Beckel stands up to Islamists, Islamists laugh

Thursday, February 13th, 2014

Bob Beckel is a liberal standing up to Islamists. The Islamists are underwhelmed.


Politicians vow to be principled as long as voters let them

Wednesday, February 12th, 2014

Politicians vowed to be principled during non-election years.


NFL shocker! Michael Sam confesses to being black

Wednesday, February 12th, 2014

NFL prospect Michael Sam confessed to being black and having two first names and no last name.


Michael Sam, Tim Tebow, and NFL careers gone bust

Wednesday, February 12th, 2014

Michael Sam’s supporters may help him out of a job the way Tim Tebow’s supporters did.


NFL Prospect Michael Sam is gay

Wednesday, February 12th, 2014

NFL prospect Michael Sam is gay.


Mayor Ford vs President Obama: (Cocaine) Lines are drawn

Wednesday, February 12th, 2014

Why Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has higher poll numbers than President Obama

Recent polls show that Ford has 47% approval while Obama is at 43%, having dipped into the high 30s like New York after a global warming report. One could say that clear (cocaine) lines have been drawn.

When all is said and done, while both men talk too much and hold too many news conferences that contain little news, Ford has one characteristic that Obama lacks.



January-February 2014 Hate Mail

Sunday, February 9th, 2014

Early 2014 hate mail


On this quiet Sunday it is time for a quick batch of my hate mail.


This batch of hate mail consists of people who were offended because they deserve to be offended. Apparently Islamists, stoners and leftists are still themselves. Feed the stoners and the leftists to the Islamists and let the Islamists blow themselves up provided no Jewish Republicans are in the area.


“Farhad Abdolian: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Your country has attacked almost every nation on earth, has been involved in mass murder of people in every corner of this globe and killed millions of people from Vietnam to Iraq and you call the mullahs of Iran Genocidal Lunatics?

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!


A pot calls a pot!”


Analysis: At least this guy is a happy Islamist. Most of them are so dour. As for his pot references, maybe he is a stoner Islamist, which means that the the suicide bombing will be followed by a craving for the munchies if the Islamist fails to properly detonate. Stoners should not be trusted to handle explosives.




Are you saying I have no right to be involved with anyone at least 18? All you are doing is making me hate my native society. Think I should leave the country? Maybe Hemingway was the smart one.”



Analysis: What a surprise, a stoner Millennial hates America. Shut down all public schools, and send kids like this to Singapore for a good caning. Better yet, institute caning in America.



On Twitter, I complimented @AM_National for helping conservatives become better activists. Naturally, a leftist felt compelled to stick their French-looking nose in the air badly.


Bob ‏@faobobindc  

@TYGRRRREXPRESS @AM_National teach them how to be human brings first…”



Analysis: Human brings? Here is some advice to liberals. If you must be smug, which you will be because you’re liberals, at least spell properly. Liberals are not my enemy. I don’t hate them. They could learn from me #civility


Say it with me everybody.


These are liberals, stoners and Islamists. This is how they behave.