241 fun reasons to love America
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1980 Olympic Gold Medal Hockey Team |
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1980s hard rock hair metal |
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2 Live Crew’s Banned in the USA |
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7-Eleven Big Gulps and Slurpees |
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ACDC’s You shook me, Thunderstruck, Moneytalks |
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Adam Sandler |
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Aerosmith |
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Airheads band The Lone Rangers |
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Al D’Amato’s singing |
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Alf |
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America the Beautiful sung by Ray Charles |
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American soldiers and veterans |
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Animaniacs |
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Anthony Clark |
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Bad Touch’s Discovery Channel |
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Batman: The Dark Knight |
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BB King and Lucille |
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Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia |
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Biff Henderson |
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Bill Cosby, Himself video |
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Bill Murray’s Quick Change |
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Bill of Rights |
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Bill the Cat |
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Billiards |
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Blue Collar Comedy Tour |
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Blue Bloods _____________ Bluegrass Junction |
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Bounce houses |
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Bouncing 25 cent rubber balls |
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Boxing promoter Don King |
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Brooklyn |
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Bubblebaths for two |
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Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck |
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Burgertime |
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Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise movies |
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Caddyshack |
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Capitalism |
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Capture the flag |
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Cards Against Humanity |
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Chabad Houses |
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Charitable people |
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Cheerleaders |
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Cheers’s Sam Mayday Malone and Norm Peterson |
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Cherry Lime Rickeys |
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Chocolate covered cherries |
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Chris Berman |
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Chris Gardner’s The Pursuit of Happyness |
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Chris Noth’s Mike Logan |
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Chris Tucker singing Barry White |
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Coca-Cola |
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Coed touch football |
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Colorwar |
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Commando and pantsless Wednesdays (until HR intervened) |
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Conan O’Brien’s In the Year 2000 |
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Corn Fritters |
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Cosmic Bowling |
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County Fairs |
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Dale Intimidator Earnhardt’s 1998 Daytona 500 |
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Dana Carvey |
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Dann Florek’s Captain Donald Cragen |
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David Letterman’s Top Ten Lists |
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Dennis Farina |
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Desperate Housewives |
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Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo |
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Die Hard |
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DirecTV NFL Package |
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Dog-riding monkey |
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Donald Trump–from the Apprentice to the White House to Twitter |
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Doritos |
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Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry Soda |
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Dr. Charles Krauthammer |
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Duck Dynasty |
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Ebay |
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Edible underthings |
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Entrepreneurship |
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ESPN |
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Eye of the tiger |
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Fireworks |
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Flavored massage oil |
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Founding Fathers |
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Fox News |
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Fraggle Rock |
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Freedom, liberty, right of dissent |
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Gaga (dodgeball using closed fist and cherry ball) |
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Game nights |
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Garlic knots |
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Gatorade dumping on coaches |
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George W. Bush picks up bullhorn |
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Glow sticks as fake cigars |
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Golden Corral |
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GPS trackers |
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Greg the Bunny Greg Gutfeld |
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Hamburgers |
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Happy face emoticons |
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Harmonicas |
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Hawaii |
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Henny Youngman |
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Hot Chocolate’s You sexy thing (I believe in miracles) |
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Hot scantily clad women |
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Howard Stern |
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I once finger-(blanked) a hermit crab (whoever said that) |
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In n Out Burger |
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Independence Day BBQs |
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Instant messaging |
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Internet dating |
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Iphones |
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Italian ices |
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J. Geils Band’s Centerfold |
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Jack Nicholson’s Colonel Nathan R. Jessup |
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Jacuzzi romps |
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Jell-O |
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Jell-O wrestling |
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Jerry Orbach’s Lenny Briscoe |
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Jerry Reed’s Eastbound and Down |
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Jim Carrey’s Ace Ventura, Pet Detective |
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John Cougar Mellencamp’s Pink Houses and Hurts so good |
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John Facenda’s The Autumn Wind |
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John McEnroe’s tennis tantrums |
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Judaism celebrated in peace |
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Justice Scalia’s scathing dissents |
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Karl Rove’s whiteboard |
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Kazoos |
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KFC Popcorn Chicken |
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Kickball |
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Kim Kardashian’s bare bottom |
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King of the Hill |
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Kool-Aid |
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Kosher imitation bacon and crab |
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Krispy Kreme Donut Hamburgers |
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Laff-Olympics |
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Larry Hagman’s J.R. Ewing on Dallas |
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Las Vegas |
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Lee Greenwood’s God bless the USA and Bandit Express |
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Louisiana Cajun Cooking (Especially with Justin Wilson) |
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Lucky Charms |
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Madden Football |
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Magnum, P.I. |
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Mardi Gras, New Orleans |
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Mark Levin’s rants |
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Married with Children’s Al Bundy |
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Marvin Gaye’s Sexual Healing and Let’s get it on |
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Mascots |
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McDonalds |
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Meat and potatoes |
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Michael J. Fox’s Alex P. Keaton on Family Ties |
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Mills Lane yelling Let’s get it on |
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Miniature golf |
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Monopoly |
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Morris Day and the Time’s Jerk Out |
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Mountain Dew Code Red |
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MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch |
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Murder, She Wrote |
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Nathan’s Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest |
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National Federation of Republican Women |
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National Football League |
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Neocons |
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New Years Eve noisemakers |
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New York Post front and back page |
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New York Stock Exchange opening and closing bells |
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NFL Films |
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NFL Network |
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Oakland Raiders |
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Old School with Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn |
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Overtime playoff hockey |
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Pajama parties |
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Peaceful transition of political power |
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Phil Hartman |
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Pizza |
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Political Conventions |
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Pool volleyball |
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Pringles |
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Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio |
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Q-Bert |
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Queen’s I want it all |
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Raider Nation |
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Rainbow Sherbert |
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Redeye with Greg Gutfeld |
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Republican Jewish Brunettes |
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Republican Party Animals |
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Riptide |
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Robin Williams |
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Ronald Reagan’s self-deprecating jokes |
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Rudy Giuliani’s New York toughness |
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Run DMC |
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Rush Limbaugh |
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San Diego Wild Animal Park |
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Satellite TV |
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Save a horse, ride a cowboy |
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Scrabble |
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Sean Hannity’s Freedom Concerts |
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Seinfeld |
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Sexting |
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Sherman Hemsley’s George Jefferson |
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Sizzler |
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Sky high skyscrapers |
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Skype |
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Slim Jims |
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Snoopy’s Joe Cool |
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Snow football |
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Social networks for building businesses |
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South Beach, Miami Spring Break |
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South Park |
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Spiderman |
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Sportsbars |
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Stock trading |
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Stratego |
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Strip chess |
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Stuart Scott |
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Sudoku |
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Summer camp |
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Super Soakers |
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Supply-side tax cuts |
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T-shirt originals |
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Taco Bell |
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Talk radio |
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Thanksgiving with John Madden |
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The Color of Money |
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The Counter Build Your Own Burger |
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The Expendables |
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The Frat Pack |
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The Honeymooners |
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The Muppets |
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The Onion |
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Tivo |
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Toby Keith’s Courtesy of the Red White and Blue |
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Train rides |
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Trampoline Dodgeball |
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Tygrrrr Express |
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USA Cartoon Express |
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Video Arcade Games |
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We’re not France |
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Weekend at Bernie’s |
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Western medicine |
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Whitesnake’s Here I go again video |
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Wifi on planes |
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XM Sirius Satellite Radio |
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Yoo-Hoo |
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Young Jewish Conservatives |
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Yummy bouncies and badonkadonks |
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ZZ Top’s Sleeping Bag and Sharp Dressed Man |