I thank almighty God for creating the USA, NFL, & Republican Jewish brunettes jiggling like jello on my Thanksgiving turkey plate.
Happy Thanskgiving all!
eric
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Happy Thanksgiving 2014
Thursday, November 27th, 2014No, London is not calling
Monday, September 22nd, 2014Tonight I was supposed to be on a redeye to London, England.
The purpose of the trip was two-fold. I was to spend Rosh Hashanah with the Jewish community of London. There is nothing like starting the year off getting to know Jewish brunettes with hot, sexy British accents. Also, the Oakland Raiders were playing a game in Wembley Stadium.
My reasons for canceling the trip had nothing to do with radical Islam. When Islamists keep us from flying, they win. The Scottish referendum also played no role. Neither did Pippa Middleton’s refusal to go out with me, since I have yet to officially ask her out.
Bottom line, the Raiders are having a tough year. Today is coach Dennis Allen’s birthday, so I will hold off any comments about him and the team until tomorrow.
The main reason for the cancellation is that the 2014 midterm elections are one month away. While I have not had a vacation in 6 years, right now all GOP and conservative hands need to be on deck. The stakes are too high for me to leave the United States.
Europe does not interest me in the slightest, but at some point I will go before it becomes part of the Islamic Caliphate.
So for those of you in the Los Angeles Jewish community who are near and dear to me, I am home for the holidays and would love to see you all.
Next time, London.
eric
September 2014 Tygrrrr Express speaking schedule
Friday, September 5th, 2014September 2014 Tygrrrr Express speaking schedule
As part of my Tygrrrr Express book and speaking tour, August had me in the Mountain West. I spoke to groups and signed copies of “Ideological Bigotry,” “Ideological Violence,” and “Ideological Idiocy” in Minnesota, North Dakota, Montana, Idaho, and Eastern Washington State.
September brings me back to the East Coast, from Eastern Pennsylvania to New Jersey and past New York into New England.
Here is my 2014 speaking schedule.
Friday, September 5, 2014 — Flying from Los Angeles to Philadelphia. Driving to Lebanon, Pennsylvania near Harrisburg.
Saturday, September 6 — Speaking at the Lebanon 912 Project Picnic during the day.
Sunday, September 7 — NFL Football. Join me in a Philly sportsbar.
Monday, September 8 — Speaking to the Kitchen Table Patriots in Philadelphia in the evening.
Tuesday, September 9 — Speaking to the Cliffside Park GOP Club in North New Jersey in the evening.
Wednesday, September 10 — Speaking to the Elmwood Park GOP Women’s Club in North Jersey in the evening.
Thursday, September 11 — Touring the 9/11 Museum and Ground Zero in New York City.
Friday, September 12 — Jewish Sabbath dinner in New York or New Jersey.
Saturday, September 13 — Speaking at a Liberty and Prosperity luncheon in Southern New Jersey near Atlantic City.
Sunday, September 14 — NFL Football. Join me in an Atlantic City or New York City sportsbar.
Monday, September 15, 2014—Speaking to the Somers Point GOP Club near Atlantic City in the evening. Then driving that night to New York and the following morning to New England.
Tuesday, September 16 — Speaking to the Gloucester GOP Township in Massachusetts in the evening.
Wednesday, September 17 — Speaking to the Chaplin GOP Town in Northeast Connecticut in the evening.
Thursday, September 18 — Speaking to the Worcester Tea Party in Massachusetts in the evening.
Friday, September 19 — Flying from Boston back to Los Angeles.
Friday-Saturday, September 19-20 — Attending the California GOP Convention in Los Angeles.
Sunday, September 21 — NFL Football. Join me in Los Angeles.
Monday, September 22-Wednesday, October 1, — Trip to London. Tentative.
Thursday-Friday, September 25-26 — Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year.
Sunday, September 28 —NFL Football. Join me at the Oakland Raiders game in London.
October has me speaking mainly in Texas.
After 5 days at home, time to take the Tygrrrr Express back on the road. Off to Philly. Eastbound and Down. In a streak of black lightning called the Tygrrrr Express
On to the next adventure.
God bless.
Gone.
eric
Joan Rivers: Jewish to the core
Thursday, September 4th, 2014Joan Rivers was not a self-loathing Jew. She was a real Jew and proud of it.
http://www.commdiginews.com/entertainment/joan-rivers-proud-unapologetic-hollywood-jew-25150/
eric
2014 Labor Day Report
Monday, September 1st, 20142014 Labor Day Report
Do pregnant women really deserve their own holiday? Or is it a holiday for the men who have to listen to them?
As Bill Cosby said, “No drugs may enter the female’s body during the delivery. The father can have all he wants.”
Maybe we should pay for Sandra Fluke’s birth control. Instagram pictures of her delivering a child are something I never want to see.
As NFL Hall of Fame Coach Bill Parcells said, “Don’t tell me about the pain, just deliver the d@mn baby!”
NFL Football Season 2014 starts this Thursday.
The USA economy still sucks and the numbers are still being cooked to create the illusion of non-disaster. Union leaders are still parasites who exploit their workers more than any corporation ever could.
This concludes the 2014 Labor Day Report.
eric
Smokey and the Bandit II August Mountain Friday
Friday, August 29th, 2014Last night was driving from Moscow to Boise to Pocatello, about 10 hours.
Today we leave Idaho and drive a few more hours to Bozeman, Montana.
Today is Smokey and the Bandit II August Mountain Friday.
East Bound and Down.
In a streak of black lightning called the Tygrrrr Express
Gone.
eric
Expendables 3 Testosterone Alpha Male Friday
Sunday, August 17th, 2014Expendables 3 Testosterone Alpha Male Friday
http://www.commdiginews.com/entertainment/expendables-3-alpha-male-friday-23890/
eric
RIP Robin Williams: Exit, stage genius
Saturday, August 16th, 2014Robin Williams was the greatest comedian who ever lived.
eric
Farewell James Garner
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2014Farewell James Garner
http://www.commdiginews.com/entertainment/rip-james-garner-jim-rockford-has-left-the-building-22006/
eric
2014 Bill Murray Awards Winners
Saturday, July 12th, 20142014 Bill Murray Awards winners
eric