THE TYGRRRR EXPRESS

2014 Labor Day Report

Do pregnant women really deserve their own holiday? Or is it a holiday for the men who have to listen to them?

As Bill Cosby said, “No drugs may enter the female’s body during the delivery. The father can have all he wants.”

Maybe we should pay for Sandra Fluke’s birth control. Instagram pictures of her delivering a child are something I never want to see.

As NFL Hall of Fame Coach Bill Parcells said, “Don’t tell me about the pain, just deliver the d@mn baby!”

NFL Football Season 2014 starts this Thursday.

The USA economy still sucks and the numbers are still being cooked to create the illusion of non-disaster. Union leaders are still parasites who exploit their workers more than any corporation ever could.

This concludes the 2014 Labor Day Report.

eric

After 12 days of monitoring Miami Beach to make sure the GOP 2016 presidential candidates were not there, it seems some of them are in Las Vegas. While they may be at the Republican Jewish Coalition forum meeting with Sheldon Adelson, they could be partying in the clubs.

I cannot search every club in America, although for my country I will try.

Yet after 12 days of Spring Break and a 6 hour flight from Miami to Los Angeles, exhaustion has set in.

Football will return on Sunday.

Politics will return on Monday.

Earthquakes will affect California whenever they feel like it.

my entire report on South Beach will be out after the most valuable pieces of information are redacted to protect the guilty.

Now to get some rest and recharge the batteries.

This concludes South Beach Recovery Saturday.

eric