Predictions on who killed J.R. Ewing. Place your bets!
In 1980, the mystery of “Who shot J.R.” was the most watched program in television history at that time. In the 2012 season finale we learn who killed him.
So who did it? Who killed J.R.?
Let’s have some fun and let the guessing games begin before the Season 2 finale of the relaunched Dallas.
eric
Dallas Season 2, Episode 11–Heartbreak at the Hospital
Last week’s episode of Dallas featured heartbreak at the hospital. An emotional roller coaster led to a gut-wrenching conclusion.
Cliff Barnes finally snapped, placing a bomb aboard a ship. The goal was to create minor damage and discredit Christopher Ewing’s alternative energy technology. This would devalue Ewing Energies and allow Barnes to finally destroy the Ewings. Cliff knew his daughter was on the ship. He knew she was pregnant with twins. He had the bomb go off anyway. Pamela Rebecca Barnes lost both babies, or so it seemed as last week’s episode ended.
eric
Dallas Season 2, Episode 10–Cliff Barnes descends into madness
While the “relaunched” Dallas is properly focused on Who killed J.R. Ewing, a plot twist has taken place that shows a major deviation from the original character of Cliff Barnes. Ken Kercheval still plays the role well, so time will tell if audiences accept Cliff’s descent into madness.
eric
OLD SCHOOL TURNS 10
Thank you Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, and Luke Wilson
Patrick Cranshaw as Joseph Blue Pulaski
Ten years ago some brave, young heroic men fought for what they believed in and preserved the American way of life. No, not George W. Bush and the Iraq War (although I supported that). These men were led by Luke “the Godfather” Wilson, Will “Frank the Tank” Ferrell and Vince “Beanie” Vaughn. Joseph “Blue” Pulaski did not die in vain. A decade later, honor these heroes in remembrance of one of the most important movies ever made, “Old School.”
eric
Obama, Jews, Sequester: Who is to blame for Vernal Equinox?
The Vernal Equinox is now upon America, which leads to only one question. Who is to blame for it?
eric
Who Killed J.R. Ewing? The suspects of “Dallas”
In 1980, the mystery of “Who shot J.R.” was the most watched program in television history at that time. His sister-in-law Kristin Shephard was the triggerwoman. J.R. was shot or almost shot several times over the decades, but two weeks ago on “Dallas” he was shot and killed for good. Actor Larry Hagman departed for the big oil rig in the sky, so J.R. had to join him. Last week family members identified the body and held a very poignant funeral. Over the next few episodes we learn who killed him.
So who did it? Who killed J.R.?
Let’s have some fun and let the guessing games begin, starting with Season 2, Episode 9 of the relaunched Dallas.
eric
J.R. Ewing’s funeral
On March 4, 2013, dastardly oil baron J.R. Ewing finally met his maker. Or so we think. Over the last three decades he has been shot several times by numerous people, and faked his own death at least once. The man has several slugs in him, and not all of them are bourbon. With the death of legendary actor Larry Hagman from cancer, the sad assurance that “this time it’s final” means exactly that. Last year an ill Bobby told his older brother “No one lives forever J.R.” He is partially right. Thanks to technology, episodes of “Dallas” will last forever. Now the only thing to do is give J.R. Ewing a proper sendoff.
eric
J.R. Ewing has been shot and killed. This time it’s final.
eric aka the Tygrrrr Express
Belated Valentine’s Day Hate Mail
Nothing says love and Valentine’s Day like anti-love mail, normally referred to as hate mail. While some of my responses have been offered many times before, it is because most liberals are not that creative. They say the same things over and over again, usually off of a teleprompter. Until they put in the effort to write better hate mail, I will continue to treat them like the public school products that they are.
With that, here is a belated batch of my Valentine’s Day anti-love mail.
“Richard Marvin
richardmarvin15@yahoo.com
How did you end up being such a total moron?”
Analysis: Public school. Liberals got ahold of me early.
“j lavin
lavin77@comcast.net
mr golub: poor attempt at real satire. pretty much high school–ish.”
Analysis: What this lazy slob means is he disagrees with me but cannot say why.
“Nathan Ring
nathnring@gmail.com
Are you really this stupid or are you just keeping the propaganda machine rolling? You are obviously on dope and you look like a queer.”
Analysis: This is one of those “enlightened” liberals who thinks it is cool to make anti-gay slurs. Apparently all of those Wanda Sykes “That is so gay” commercials are not working.
“Joe Johnson
bill234234@yahoo.com
Here's a question…you're totally lame!”
Analysis: Even by liberals and public school standards, this is pretty bad.
“Tom Jordan
tomjordan@msn.com
Eric..Do you sleep with a obama blow up doll? I bet you do and your'e on the bottom face down. I bet you get all wet and grab the vaseline whenever chris matthews in on MSNBC taking about obama and his tingle.”
Analysis: This man is a conservative who read my headline and did not realize it was satire. He thought I was a liberal. I admonished him to stop acting like one, and to never ever criticize another column again unless he reads it in full. I expect nonsense from liberals. From conservatives, it is unacceptable. We are held to higher standards, that being above zero.
“Marty Perry
mvp34@optonline.net
How did you get your head so far up your ass?”
Analysis: Yoga. I learned it from liberals. They seem to love Yoga, veganism, and high speed rail. If I learn from them and practice hard, I can get my head up there in lightning fast speed and be more environmentally conscious doing it.
“Jeff
MONGOTHELLOYDD@GMAIL.COM
Re: Your failed attempt at humor in your self-serving SOTU report
Wow. What a douche you are. Please note that I intentionally left the “bag” off of the slur, since someone so petty really doesn’t warrant an entire insult.
I read the NYT. I read the Washington Post. I read the LA Times. I read the Chicago Tribune. I have read the Rocky Mountain News for decades, and many other quality papers. Your article on the SOTU, complete with its juvenile sarcasm evident from paragraph one, is prima facie evidence why educated people should avoid that rag of a newspaper (Washington Times) at all costs. I guess that, when you can’t break news, you are left with a staff of second-rate hacks like yourself that throw feces at better men. I understand. Really, I do.
To quote our fascist former Vice-President, Dick Cheney:
“Go fuck yourself”.
I can’t imagine anyone wanting to do it for you.”
Analysis: Of course this fellow reads the New York Jayson Blair Times. Look at his sophisticated response. In fact, this fellow may be NYT Publisher Arthur “Pinch” Sulzberger Jr.
Say it with me everybody. These are liberals. This is how they behave.
eric
After several weeks of recharging my battery, the Tygrrrr Express is back on the road.
This past Saturday, February 23, 2013, I spoke at the Gun Rights Day of Resistance Rally in Bakersfield. 2,000 people attended, and I would like to thank Tony Whitnack and Jaz McKay for welcoming me to Kern County, Central California.
Now I am reenergized. The next 8 days have me speaking in the Sacramento area before doing an event in Fresno, and then staying in my own bed for 2-3 days. Then in March and May I have 2 trips to Virginia. Most of the country is asleep right now, but Virginia has a critical race for Governor and down ballot races.
My March trip will cover Northern Virginia and springboard into Maryland and DC, including CPAC. May trip has me in Southern Virginia, springboarding into Northeast Tennessee, the Western part of North Carolina, and the Southern part of West Virginia.
Some of these events are tentative, and my schedule frequently is updated internally but not in a way that is helpful to others. So please join me on my book and speaking tour. A handshake awaits.
Here is my schedule.
Thursday, February 28, 2013— I will be speaking to the Oroville Tea Party near Sacramento at 5:30pm.
Friday-Sunday, March 1-3, 2013—CRP Convention in Sacramento.
Saturday, March 2, 2013—I will be speaking at the CRP Convention Saturday night dinner in Sacramento.
Monday, March 4, 2013—I will be speaking to the Sutter-Buttes Tea Party near Sacramento.
Thursday, March 7, 2013—I will be speaking to the Central Valley Tea Party in Fresno.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013—I will be speaking to the Lively Tea Party in Virginia.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013—I will be speaking to Americans for Tax Reform in DC at 10am.
Thursday-Saturday, March 14-16, 2013—I will be at CPAC in DC.
Friday, March 15, 2013—Young Jewish Conservatives Shabbos at CPAC.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013—Severna Park RWF in Virginia. Tentative
Wednesday, March 20, 2013—I will be speaking to the Baltimore Republican Women at 6pm.
Thursday, March 21, 2013—I will be speaking to the Apple Valley Club in Frederick County, Virginia, at 6:30pm.
Monday-Tuesday, March 25-26, 2013—Passover Seders
Tuesday, April 2, 2013—I will be speaking to the San Fernando Valley Republican Club in Los Angeles at 7pm.
Wednesday, April 17, 2013—I will be speaking to the Long Beach GOP ladies in Los Angeles.
Friday, May 3, 2013—I will be speaking to the Southeast Los Angeles Lincoln Club in Pasadena. at 7:30am.
Tuesday, May 7, 2013—I will be speaking to the Tri-City Tea Party in Northeast Tennessee.
Thursday, May 9, 2013—I will be speaking to the Buncombe Republican Women at lunch in Asheville, North Carolina.
Thursday, May 9, 2013—I will be speaking to the Southwest Virginia Tea Party at 7pm.
Saturday, May 11, 2013—Ashe County Reagan Lunch, North Carolina. Tentative
Saturday, May 11, 2013—We the People Franklin County, North Carolina, evening. Tentative
Monday, May 13, 2013—I will be speaking to the We the People of Jefferson County group in West Virginia at 7pm.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013—Chevy Chase RWF in Maryland. Tentative.
Thursday, May 16, 2013—I will be speaking to the Northern Shenandoah Valley Tea Party in Virginia.
Friday-Saturday, May 17-18, 2013—Virginia GOP Convention in Richmond.
Monday, May 20, 2013—I will be speaking to the St. Mary’s Lexington Park GOP ladies at lunch.
Tuesday, May 21, 2013—I will be speaking to the Cross County Patriots near Knoxville, Tennessee, at 5:30pm.
Thursday, May 23, 2013—Watauga GOP, North Carolina. Tentative
Tuesday, June 18, 2013—I will be speaking to the River City Republicans in Sacramento in the evening.
November 17-24, 2013—I will be speaking at the Freedom on the Sea Cruise near Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
Time to take the Tygrrrr Express on the road. God bless.
eric