2017’s Top 10 Powerful Bald White Guys
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Yom Kippur test for liberal Jews
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241 fun reasons to love America
1980 Olympic Gold Medal Hockey Team |
1980s hard rock hair metal |
2 Live Crew’s Banned in the USA |
7-Eleven Big Gulps and Slurpees |
ACDC’s You shook me, Thunderstruck, Moneytalks |
Adam Sandler |
Aerosmith |
Airheads band The Lone Rangers |
Al D’Amato’s singing |
Alf |
America the Beautiful sung by Ray Charles |
American soldiers and veterans |
Animaniacs |
Anthony Clark |
Bad Touch’s Discovery Channel |
Batman: The Dark Knight |
BB King and Lucille |
Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia |
Biff Henderson |
Bill Cosby, Himself video |
Bill Murray’s Quick Change |
Bill of Rights |
Bill the Cat |
Billiards |
Blue Collar Comedy Tour |
Blue Bloods _____________ Bluegrass Junction |
Bounce houses |
Bouncing 25 cent rubber balls |
Boxing promoter Don King |
Brooklyn |
Bubblebaths for two |
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck |
Burgertime |
Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise movies |
Caddyshack |
Capitalism |
Capture the flag |
Cards Against Humanity |
Chabad Houses |
Charitable people |
Cheerleaders |
Cheers’s Sam Mayday Malone and Norm Peterson |
Cherry Lime Rickeys |
Chocolate covered cherries |
Chris Berman |
Chris Gardner’s The Pursuit of Happyness |
Chris Noth’s Mike Logan |
Chris Tucker singing Barry White |
Coca-Cola |
Coed touch football |
Colorwar |
Commando and pantsless Wednesdays (until HR intervened) |
Conan O’Brien’s In the Year 2000 |
Corn Fritters |
Cosmic Bowling |
County Fairs |
Dale Intimidator Earnhardt’s 1998 Daytona 500 |
Dana Carvey |
Dann Florek’s Captain Donald Cragen |
David Letterman’s Top Ten Lists |
Dennis Farina |
Desperate Housewives |
Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo |
Die Hard |
DirecTV NFL Package |
Dog-riding monkey |
Donald Trump–from the Apprentice to the White House to Twitter |
Doritos |
Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry Soda |
Dr. Charles Krauthammer |
Duck Dynasty |
Ebay |
Edible underthings |
Entrepreneurship |
ESPN |
Eye of the tiger |
Fireworks |
Flavored massage oil |
Founding Fathers |
Fox News |
Fraggle Rock |
Freedom, liberty, right of dissent |
Gaga (dodgeball using closed fist and cherry ball) |
Game nights |
Garlic knots |
Gatorade dumping on coaches |
George W. Bush picks up bullhorn |
Glow sticks as fake cigars |
Golden Corral |
GPS trackers |
Greg the Bunny Greg Gutfeld |
Hamburgers |
Happy face emoticons |
Harmonicas |
Hawaii |
Henny Youngman |
Hot Chocolate’s You sexy thing (I believe in miracles) |
Hot scantily clad women |
Howard Stern |
I once finger-(blanked) a hermit crab (whoever said that) |
In n Out Burger |
Independence Day BBQs |
Instant messaging |
Internet dating |
Iphones |
Italian ices |
J. Geils Band’s Centerfold |
Jack Nicholson’s Colonel Nathan R. Jessup |
Jacuzzi romps |
Jell-O |
Jell-O wrestling |
Jerry Orbach’s Lenny Briscoe |
Jerry Reed’s Eastbound and Down |
Jim Carrey’s Ace Ventura, Pet Detective |
John Cougar Mellencamp’s Pink Houses and Hurts so good |
John Facenda’s The Autumn Wind |
John McEnroe’s tennis tantrums |
Judaism celebrated in peace |
Justice Scalia’s scathing dissents |
Karl Rove’s whiteboard |
Kazoos |
KFC Popcorn Chicken |
Kickball |
Kim Kardashian’s bare bottom |
King of the Hill |
Kool-Aid |
Kosher imitation bacon and crab |
Krispy Kreme Donut Hamburgers |
Laff-Olympics |
Larry Hagman’s J.R. Ewing on Dallas |
Las Vegas |
Lee Greenwood’s God bless the USA and Bandit Express |
Louisiana Cajun Cooking (Especially with Justin Wilson) |
Lucky Charms |
Madden Football |
Magnum, P.I. |
Mardi Gras, New Orleans |
Mark Levin’s rants |
Married with Children’s Al Bundy |
Marvin Gaye’s Sexual Healing and Let’s get it on |
Mascots |
McDonalds |
Meat and potatoes |
Michael J. Fox’s Alex P. Keaton on Family Ties |
Mills Lane yelling Let’s get it on |
Miniature golf |
Monopoly |
Morris Day and the Time’s Jerk Out |
Mountain Dew Code Red |
MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch |
Murder, She Wrote |
Nathan’s Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest |
National Federation of Republican Women |
National Football League |
Neocons |
New Years Eve noisemakers |
New York Post front and back page |
New York Stock Exchange opening and closing bells |
NFL Films |
NFL Network |
Oakland Raiders |
Old School with Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn |
Overtime playoff hockey |
Pajama parties |
Peaceful transition of political power |
Phil Hartman |
Pizza |
Political Conventions |
Pool volleyball |
Pringles |
Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio |
Q-Bert |
Queen’s I want it all |
Raider Nation |
Rainbow Sherbert |
Redeye with Greg Gutfeld |
Republican Jewish Brunettes |
Republican Party Animals |
Riptide |
Robin Williams |
Ronald Reagan’s self-deprecating jokes |
Rudy Giuliani’s New York toughness |
Run DMC |
Rush Limbaugh |
San Diego Wild Animal Park |
Satellite TV |
Save a horse, ride a cowboy |
Scrabble |
Sean Hannity’s Freedom Concerts |
Seinfeld |
Sexting |
Sherman Hemsley’s George Jefferson |
Sizzler |
Sky high skyscrapers |
Skype |
Slim Jims |
Snoopy’s Joe Cool |
Snow football |
Social networks for building businesses |
South Beach, Miami Spring Break |
South Park |
Spiderman |
Sportsbars |
Stock trading |
Stratego |
Strip chess |
Stuart Scott |
Sudoku |
Summer camp |
Super Soakers |
Supply-side tax cuts |
T-shirt originals |
Taco Bell |
Talk radio |
Thanksgiving with John Madden |
The Color of Money |
The Counter Build Your Own Burger |
The Expendables |
The Frat Pack |
The Honeymooners |
The Muppets |
The Onion |
Tivo |
Toby Keith’s Courtesy of the Red White and Blue |
Train rides |
Trampoline Dodgeball |
Tygrrrr Express |
USA Cartoon Express |
Video Arcade Games |
We’re not France |
Weekend at Bernie’s |
Western medicine |
Whitesnake’s Here I go again video |
Wifi on planes |
XM Sirius Satellite Radio |
Yoo-Hoo |
Young Jewish Conservatives |
Yummy bouncies and badonkadonks |
ZZ Top’s Sleeping Bag and Sharp Dressed Man |
Independence day 2017: My American Tale
My grandparents & dad escaped the Nazis. Everything they had was taken in the Holocaust. My grandfather came to America and washed dishes. He lived in a 1 bedroom apartment and had holes in his socks. My father graduated college, became a schoolteacher, reached the American middle class, and is now retired with my mom living in a home they own outright. I managed to get an advanced degree MBA, become a Vice President in the stockbrokerage industry before going on the speaking circuit that has taken me to all 50 states. I live in a beautiful area and have a good life. I am still only 1/2 the man my grandpa was, but he had so much more to overcome.
Only in America is this dream a reality. I love this country because it has given me everything. My grandfather and father were hunted like dogs. I am free. I get misty eyed when I hear Lee Greenwood sing “God Bless the USA” because it rings truth.
As I watch fireworks tonight and munch on hamburgers and hot dogs, I thank our Founding Fathers, our fallen soldiers, our veterans, and our current soldiers.
I thank almighty God for creating this nation and the late Ray Charles for singing “America, God done shed his grace on thee.”
In any other nation, my story would be uncommon and heroic. My story is ordinary because America is extraordinary and exceptional.
God bless America, now and forever. Thank you America, for allowing a child of Holocaust survivor to experience what we call this American dream.
eric TYGRRRR EXPRESS
40 years later, Smokey and the Bandit still is alpha male America
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#BackSidesMatter t-shirts now available
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March 11, 2017 ‚ The TYGRRRR EXPRESS turns 10
“The beginning of the end of civilization”
Written on Sunday, March 11th, 2007
“While wondering why anyone in the world would care what I have to say, I realized this line of thinking was false modesty. Of course you care. You are here. My interests include sports, politics, and other alpha-male guy stuff.
I was once told that there was no original thought in this world, but since no one wishes to take the blame for my musings, I will take the credit.
For better or better, your entry into my online existence has now begun.
eric”
On that day, I created The TYGRRRR EXPRESS.
10 years later, I am still stunned at what it has become. It turned into a speaking career that has me on the road up to 300 days per year, spawned 5 books, and allowed me to speak in all 50 states and make lifelong friends.
Long after I am gone, many people will never remember who Eric Golub was. I hope that the words of the Tygrrrr Express live on. I hope that my ideas made you laugh and made you think.
To celebrate 10 years, I will be unveiling something new and unrelated in the coming days.
For now, I thank every person who ever cared what I ever had to say.
God bless you all, and God bless the hot mess that is the Tygrrrr Express!
eric @ Tygrrrr Express
My birthday: 45 Happy Memories upon turning 45
I Entered this world 45 years ago today on January 9, 1972. On my 45th birthday, here are 45 happy memories.
1.) Every moment I ever spent with my grandparents. They are gone now, but I had all four of them when I graduated college and three of them when I turned 30. I am blessed.
2.) January 9, 1977 — The Oakland Raiders won the Super Bowl on my fifth birthday. I saw the logo and became a Raider for life.
3.) August 15, 1980 — Smokey and the Bandit II came out. I saw the original and the sequel and became a lifelong fan of the Bandit and the Snowman.
4.) January 22, 1984 — The Raiders won their third Super Bowl. I still remember telling the kids at school the next day one simple message. “Just win baby!”
5.) January 21, 1985 — I had my Bar Mitzvah, the Jewish passage into manhood. My Orthodox Rabbi grandfather led the ceremony.
6.) July 13, 1990 — I watched Bill Murray in quick change for the first of over 100 times. This movie is true New York, and Murray remains a national hero.
7.) August 26, 1990 — I flew from New York to Los Angeles for college. I immediately fell in love with this city and never left.
8.) September 26, 1990 — I joined the campus radio station and developed my lifelong love of radio.
9.) May 10, 1992 — I wrote my first song. 70 more would follow.
10.) January 9, 1993 — The Raiders won a playoff game over arch rival Denver on my 21st birthday. We all had a big party to celebrate afterward at 1950s Cafe Ed Debevic’s.
11.) June 14, 1994 — The New York Rangers won the NHL Stanley Cup and ended the 54 year curse.
12.) September 13, 1994 — I passed the Series 7 stockbroker’s exam. At that moment I was now a professional.
13.) June 1, 1997 — I saw my friend doing something on a computer that seemed different. He was in a chat room. It was my first time using the Internet.
14.) July 4, 1999 — My friends and I crashed an Independence Day party on the beach and escaping moments before police busted up the party.
15.) September 23, 1999 — I finally got my driver’s license. I never needed one before.
16.) December 31, 1999 — Ringing in the Millennium in Las Vegas.
17.) March 1, 2000 — I flew from Los Angeles to New Orleans for Mardi Gras 2000. I still have my Calvin and Hobbes t-shirt, “Life is short. Party naked. Mardi Gras 2000.”
18.) February 13, 2003 — I watched the movie “Old School.” I will forever thank Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell and “The Godfather” Luke Wilson for inspiring me at age 31 to finally start going to Florida for Spring Break. Years of South Beach, Miami revelry ensued at the Clevelander and Ocean’s 10.
19.) March 14, 2003 — I flew to Singapore and Thailand and got to experience five days of beauty in each country. I met the Jewish communities of both nations.
20.) November 4, 2003 — NFL Network was born. Finally, a television channel worth watching existed.
21.) November 2, 2004 — Enjoying the 2004 election with my closest friends.
22.) February 12, 2006 — I flew from Los Angeles to Hawaii. I met the Jewish community of Honolulu and attended my first NFL Pro Bowl. I met ESPN’s Chris Berman.
23.) April 28, 2006 — I flew from Los Angeles to New York and went to Radio City Music Hall. For the first time, I got to attend the NFL Draft and meet a bunch of great football heroes.
24.) August 4, 2006 — I flew from Los Angeles to Ohio and drove to Canton. I visited the Pro Football Hall of Fame, saw the induction ceremony featuring John Madden, and attended the Pro Football Hall of Fame Game.
25.) March 11, 2007 — I Started a blog called the Tygrrrr Express. That column somehow turned into five books and a national speaking career.
26.) September 11, 2007 — On the sixth anniversary of the attacks, I flew from Los Angeles to New York and then drove to Great Adventure in New Jersey. I attended Sean Hannity’s Feedom Concert and saw New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani light up the crowd.
27.) October 17, 2007 — I joined Facebook. between that and Twitter, I have met many good people, increased book sales, and built my business.
28.) March 30, 2008 — My friend adopted a child from Guatemala. On this day “the boy” turned one. Being “Unca Eric” is the best job in the world.
29.) February 2, 2008 — I flew from Los Angeles to Phoenix and attended my first Super Bowl. The New York Giants shocked the previously unbeaten New England Patriots.
30.)August 6, 2008 — I flew from Los Angeles to Israel and spent a week in the Holy Land.
31.) May 13, 2008 — I flew from Los Angeles to Washington, DC. I attended the Republican Jewish Coalition Leadership Conference and met Dr. Charles Krauthammer.
32.) August 30, 2008 — I flew from Los Angeles to Minneapolis for my first Republican Convention. For a week, friends and I slept in a sports bar. It was like being Norm Peterson from “Cheers.”
33.) April 5, 2009 — My first book “Ideological Bigotry” was published.
34.) September 1, 2009 — I left Wall Street after 15 years and began my career as a full-time professional speaker.
35.) November 11, 2009 — I flew from Los Angeles to Galveston and spoke at the Texas Federation of Republican Women Convention. I made TFRW and other lifelong friends in the Lone Star State.
36.) March 11, 2010 — Flew from Los Angeles to Oklahoma City to speak at the National Federation of Republican Women Spring Conference. That launched me nationally since the NFRW run the world.
37.) May 1, 2011 — In Aiken, South Carolina, I saw the news that Osama bin Laden was killed. That night I told my very best political joke. “Osama bin Laden is now burning underground with 72 Helen Thomases.” It was the bookend to my very first political joke. “Never rely on a Palestinian GPS tracker. I took one wrong turn, ended up at a cemetery, and a sinister voice said, ‘You have reached your final destination!’ I got so angry I threw the thing out the window, which was good because 5 seconds later it exploded.”
38.) February 9, 2013 — I met Vice President Dick Cheney and spoke in front of him at a dinner.
39.) September 25, 2013 — I spoke to a Tea Party group in Hays, Kansas. At that moment, I had officially spoken in all 50 states.
40.) November 4, 2014 — I spoke at an election night party in New Jersey.
41.) March 20, 2015 — After writing four political comedy books, I finished my first religious comedy book “Jewish Lunacy.” This allowed me to move beyond political speaking into religious speaking.
42.) May 12, 2015 — I met President George W. Bush and shook his hand.
43.) November 8, 2016 — Enjoyed a raucous election night party in Raleigh, North Carolina.
44.) December 31, 2016 — New Year’s Eve with the friends who matter most to me.
45.) Any woman whoever let me play with her yummy bouncies or at least was nice enough to send me pictures of them.
I would like to thank my parents for raising me right and Angela Lansbury’s JB Fletcher of “Murder, She Wrote” for catching murderers and making the world safer.
Anything I could possibly wish for has already been granted.
eric @ Tygrrrr Express
2017: We…can…do…this
What the heck is that beeping sound?
(Knocks the phone off the hook, keeps banging the snooze alarm)
A voice tells me it’s my pager. My pager is black, so finding it in the dark is the needle in the haystack equivalent. A lucky smack knocks it against the wall, where it may or may not have shattered. The beeping continues. Why does anyone need a pager anymore anyway?
Who the heck is texting me at this ungodly hour of…(either 7 a.m., 1 p.m., or 1 a.m. …it looks blurry)?
Oh, no. It is 5 a.m., and my first radio interview of the New Year is with the morning man of an East Coast station. Time to pretend to sound coherent and go back to sleep. Oh no, wait, that radio interview was three years ago.
Great, happy wishes for the new year. Thanks. Whoever you are, it is too early to talk to you.
One year the person on the telephone insisted it was 1 p.m. After explaining to them that they were on the East Coast, and that 1 p.m. EST is 10 a.m. in Los Angeles, they grew impatient. They knew how to tell time, and that it was 4 p.m. EST, hence 1 p.m. my time.
Sure, getting up and writing my column is an option. It’s a new year, and starting the year off with a flurry of brilliance might be helpful. Forget it. This column is recycled from years ago. It’s also a day late. That is what happens when people get no sleep because of stressful January 1 football games.
Election 2016? The first person to talk politics gets blistered in my column … tomorrow.
Bowl games? There is Tivo. Besides, does anybody care who wins the Poulan Weed Eater Bowl, the Lack of Insight.com Bowl, the Fishbowl, the RU486 Morning After Bowl, The California Metrosexual Pride Bowl, or any other game that may or may not be made up?
Speaking of the morning after, does anybody remember the David Byrne Talking Heads song from the movie “Less than Zero? (which the temperature feels like right now, even in LA)? The song is called “Once In A Lifetime.”
“This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. What have I done? How did I get here?”
It then occurs to me that the beeping sounds are the voices in my head telling me I am too old, even at 44, to stay out this late. Even without alcohol, exhaustion has set in.
Get out of bed? Work calls in (whenever) hours. Better rest up, before my tyrant of a boss complains. Such is the life of the self-employed.
Get up now? Somehow stagger to the shower, get dressed, make it out of my condo to go … where?
The stores are closed. Maybe they are open. Too tired to find out.
My birthday is in just over a week. Time to pace myself.
Work on my website? All that takes is staggering to my couch. Oh, no. My IT guy has not finished it yet. Oh, wait, he did years ago. I clicked on the wrong site.
Go on Jdate and search for women? Not a bad idea, except it is too tiring to check their Adams Apples. This is not the year for a boyfriend, and am not sure that my eyes can tell the difference right now. Besides, Jdate is so 2014. Now it is Tinder, JSwipe and JCrush.
Shop on Ebay? No. bad idea. Buying stuff when not at full capacity is problematic. Who needs another mountain goat? Dang creature gets his horns in my hide. Not a comfy way to wake up. Calm down boy, you’ll get some straw to graze on upon my waking up.
Work on my record album? Although again, world, just because my hair is long, that does not mean my band exists. The best instrument is the triangle, because that tells me lunch is ready. Oh wait, my hair is not even that long anymore. I could work on that, although I didn’t do much. I sat. It grew.
Ahh, yes, lunch. Get up and eat something. My microwave is slow, and a five minute microwave dinner takes almost 15 minutes. Read the paper? It is cold outside my building where the stand is, and it only takes coins. Reading the paper online is tiring, and my printer is not working. At least the lifestyle section makes a great placemat for eating.
Staying in bed for only a couple more hours until (whatever the big and little hands say) would allow me to stay up all night and be totally exhausted for work tomorrow. Again, my boss is a tyrant.
Running errands … not gonna happen.
Every morning, a four word prayer starts my day. My elbows are used to try and leverage them against my bed to prop me up. Placing my alarm clock on the other side of the room failed, since ripping the cord out of the wall solved that problem.
As for the Jewish brunette who stole the covers, her political liberalism was not a problem last night, although if she opens her trap today she will receive a more caustic reception than usual.
Oh wait, she already left. Here is a note. “Tried to wake you, but that was a losing battle. By the way, you have nothing but soda in your fridge. Talk to you soon.” oh, wait, I think that happened a decade ago. This is 2017, not 2005.
She is a liar. There are potato chips in my fridge as well. Why they are there remains a mystery, but it saves having to remember which cabinet they are in. One-stop shopping is the way to go.
Besides, combing my hair for her was enough. Not doing it this morning, proud “retrosexual” that is me.
At least having the decency to say some morning prayers would be appropriate.
“Hey God…those people I pray for every night…yeah those people, the same ones…look after them again.”
Back to sleep, despite every attempt to wake up. The home phone is turned off, the cell is off as well, and the pager is still shattered, in addition to being disconnected years ago.
There may have been a car crash outside my building followed by 911 calls and sirens, but telling everybody to “keep it down,” solved that problem. A brief nightmare of me being late for work was averted when I realized my location to me was known if necessary.
Four televisions in the living room, and none in the bedroom. Who thought that up? Oh yeah, a television in the bedroom would promote laziness. Besides, trying to figure out which remote to use would cause me to break them all as if they were my pager.
Ok, here it is. Come on, elbows, do your stuff. Rise, young lad, rise! Awaken thy exhausted tired eyes!
Why is God shouting? Oh wait, that is my overdramatization of God.
Time to set the alarm now to avoid missing work tomorrow. Where was it thrown? Threw it? Oh, screw it.
Ok, time for my four word prayer. It has gotten me this incredibly terribly far. Time to contemplate getting out of bed.
“We…can…do…this.”
Happy 2017 all. Except for the person that woke me up earlier. Whoever you are, I still can’t stand you, even though you are doing me a favor.
Ten hours and 16 bowl games later, there is only one thing left to do.
Time for a nap. Happy 2017.
Zzzzz.
eric
Hanukkah Epilogue–New Year’s Eve 2016 with Lil Jon and Brian Schatz
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