THE TYGRRRR EXPRESS

Meet Renee, eharmony cyberstalker

Dear Renee from Pasadena, California,

I hope you never go on another date as long as you live. I hope you die barren and alone. You give all women a bad name.

1) Cyberstalking is lame. My life is public. If you want to ask me something about myself, just ask. I didn’t spend one minute Googling you.

2) The next time you read a quote about me, read the whole quote. I understand you’re probably ADD, but you only read 1/2 the quote.

Example: “I think we should eat healthier, set a better example for our children.”

Now read the spliced quote: “I think we should eat…children.”

Do you see how those sentences are different? Stupid b*tch.

3) The 1/2 quote you misread was from 2007. I guess you have not changed in the slightest in 8 years. I also got into fistfights in college. Perhaps that should scare you. I also stole cookies from my mom’s cookie jar. Perhaps that means I lead a life of crime.

When people ask why I prefer to date Republican women, it’s because I don’t want a hypersensitive priss who b*tches & complains about the slightest little things, especially when she has no idea what the hell she is talking about. For liberals, this is always.

Renee, you are a liberal. That is why you are a hypersensitive crybaby who lacks anything remotely resembling class. I would post your phone number and your picture but then you would get cyberstalkers, and nobody wants that. I know I don’t.

It genuinely angers me at how many low class women act badly and then wonder where all the good guys are.

Renee is a liberal. These are liberals. This is who they are. This is how they behave.

I HATE CYBERSTALKERS!

eric

Today in Los Angeles is SlutWalk 2015, the only leftist movement with any redeeming value.

http://social.filmon.com/slutwalk

Slutwalk was supposed to be about female empowerment. The scantily clad women were dancing to gangsta rap, which calls women sluts, bizzatches and hos. Conclusion: Liberal women are idiots.

To promote gender equality, I’m organizing the Million Frat Boy March. #‎FratBoyLivesMatter.

Male reproductive needs must be paid for by government: Scented candles, Marvin Gaye and Barry White records, and hard alcohol. If they look like Sandra Fluke, paper bags will be provided. She’s a 3-bagger.

If you disagree with me, you’re an anti-male, anti-heteronormative, anti-heterosexist bigot who should shut the Sandra Fluke up.

This concludes Slutwalk Saturday.

Now to watch “Old School.”

eric

My interview with Sydney Elaine Leathers

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/interview-with-sydney-leathers-45681/

eric

In 2015, Father’s Day falls on the latest day that it possibly can. In 2015, dads everywhere were forced to wait longer for their presents. Forget the neckties. Dinner can be done at any time. Men like to look at pictures of attractive women. Give him the ultimate pin-up calendar.

From Father’s Day to Ramadan to the Summer Solstice, it is time for men of all stripes and ages to appreciate beauty.

It is time to reveal the Top thirty hottest political women of 2015, also known as the Top 120 Yummy Bouncies.

http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/the-fathers-day-2015-hottest-thirty-political-women-43641/

eric

It is time for Spring Break, which means the Tygrrrr Express is off to South Florida. South beach, bringing the heat. Miami, the city that keeps the roof blazing.

My speaking schedule is below. Those who want to hear me speak are welcome to come say hello. Republican Jewish Brunettes age 26-44 are especially encouraged to visit me early, often, and repeatedly.

Monday March 16th, 2015 — On the redeye to South Florida

Tuesday, March 17, 2015 — Saint Patrick’s Day revelry at Clematis in Palm Beach County.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015 — Speaking to the Brevard Republican Men’s Club in the evening.

Thursday, March 19, 2015 — Speaking to the Northwest Orange Republican Women near Orlando at 11am.

Friday-Sunday, March 20-22, 2015 — During the day, Republican National Committee meetings in Boca Raton. At night, Spring Break in either Miami Beach/South Beach or Downtown Miami

Tuesday, March 24, 2015 — Speaking to the Highlands County Tea Party in Sebring in the evening.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015 — Speaking to the Miami Log Cabin Republicans in the evening.

Thursday, March 26, 2015 — Speaking to the Charlotte County GOP at 6pm.

Friday, March 27, 2015 — Speaking to the Atlantic Republican Women near Daytona Beach at 11am.

Friday, March 27, 2015 — Speaking to the Father Lopez Parent Club Wine Pool March Madness near Daytona Beach at 5pm.

Friday, March 27, 2015 — Speaking to the Volusia 912 Group near Daytona Beach at 7pm. Ray

Saturday, March 28, 2015 — Attending Book Fair at 10am near Sarasota.

Saturday night, March 28-Tuesday, March 30, 2015 — Spring Break either in South Beach/ Miami Beach or Downtown Miami.

Wednesday, March 31, 2015 – Flying back to Los Angeles.

eric