NFL 2024 Week 3 Prequel

September 19th, 2024

NFL 2024 Week 3 Prequel

Thursday, September 19, 2024, 8pm

New England Patriots at New York Jets (-6) — The Jets have far too much hype around them that is undeserved until proven otherwise. These teams play ugly close games. Jets win but fail to cover

Sunday, September 22, 1pm

Philadelphia Eagles at New Orleans Saints (-2 1/2) — The Eagles bungled away the game last week. The Saints are a pinball machine, and no, drew Brees did not return. This is the week to see if the saints can handle prosperity. Saints cover

Los Angeles Chargers at Pittsburgh Steelers (-1 1/2) — Both of these teams are unbeaten but neither one has played a true quality opponent yet. The Chargers have the advantage at quarterback with Justin Herbert. Upset special, Chargers win outright

New York Giants at Cleveland Browns (-6 1/2) — The Giants find new ways to be awful, but the spread is too high to trust a Browns team that has not done much. Browns win but fail to cover

Chicago Bears at Indianapolis Colts (-1 1/2) — Caleb Williams may one day be a star, but he has not done anything yet. Anthony Richardson is showing promise after missing last year injured. Go with the home field and the established quarterback. Colts cover

Houston Texans (-2) at Minnesota Vikings — The Vikings looked fantastic against a pretty good San Francisco team. Justin Jefferson is ridiculous. CJ Stroud is for real, but the Vikings are playing on another level. Upset special, Vikings cover

Denver Broncos at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-6 1/2) — The Buccaneers got a quality road win at Detroit. Baker Mayfield playing well. Bo nix has had a rough start to his NFL career. The spread is high given that the Broncos have a decent defense. Buccaneers win but fail to cover

Green Bay Packers at Tennessee Titans (-2) — Malik Willis is not Jordan Love, but he was adequate enough in helping the Packers win last week. The Titans are just not very good. The Packers will continue to rally around their backup quarterback. Upset special, Packers win outright

1pm

Carolina Panthers at Las Vegas Raiders (-5) — The Raiders had an inspired road win at Baltimore, and now they get the worst team in the league at home.Yet the Raiders have decades of experience playing down to their competition. They will make it tougher on themselves than it needs to be. Raiders win but fail to cover

Miami Dolphins at Seattle Seahawks (-4) — with Tua Tagovailoa injured, the Seahawks should be able to handle business at home. Geno smith has matured, and he has the same receivers he is comfortable with. seahawks cover

Detroit Lions (-3) at Arizona Cardinals — The Lions suffered a surprising home loss to Tampa Bay, while the Cardinals obliterated the Rams. The Cardinals are better than expected, but the Lions will look to rebound. Lions cover

Baltimore Ravens (-1) at Dallas Cowboys — Both teams suffered stunning home losses last week/ The ravens blew a 10 point fourth quarter lead against the Raiders while the Cowboys got blasted to pieces by New Orleans. The Ravens are desperate not to go 0-3, but the Cowboys are also desperate. Lamar Jackson is better than Dad Prescott, and the Ravens run the ball better. Ravens cover

San Francisco 49ers (-7) at Los Angeles Rams — Both teams had surprising road losses last week, with the Rams getting blasted. The rams lost Cooper Kupp to injury. The 49ers always seem to have the Rams number, but the spread is high. 49ers win but fail to cover

8pm

Kansas City Chiefs (-3 1/2) at Atlanta Falcons — The Falcons got a stunning road win at Philadelphia. The Chiefs win close games. The Chiefs are the better team, but they do not blow teams out. Chiefs win but fail to cover

Monday, September 23, 7:30pm

Jacksonville Jaguars at Buffalo Bills (-5) — The Jaguars are not playing well. The Bills are. This has mismatch all over it. Go with the home crowd and Josh Allen. Bills cover

8pm

Washington Commanders at Cincinnati Bengals (-7 1/2) — Forget the records. The Bengals are the far better team and they are at home. Joe Burrow will torch the Washington defense. Bengals cover

NFL 2024 Week 2 Recap

September 19th, 2024

NFL 2024 Week 2 Prequel

Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins was the Thursday night game. The Bills swept the season last year to steal the division from Miami. Tua Tagovailoa was intercepted on his first drive. Ingram returned the pick 25 yards to the Buffalo 37. On 2nd and 2 from the Miami 16, Allen threw incomplete. Then on 3rd and 2 Johnson lost a yard. Rather than kick an easy 35 yard field goal, Sean McDermott took a big gamble and went for it. Allen hit cook for the 17 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Bills. After a touchback, Tagovailoa hit Smith for 15 and Tyreek Hill for 10. Achane ran for 14 and 8. On 3rd and 4 from the Buffalo 18, Tagovailoa hit Jalen waddle for 17. After a false start, Tagovailoa hit Achane for a 5 yard touchdown to cap the 10 play, 70 yard, 6 12 minute drive and make it 7-7.

Tagovailoa was intercepted again to give the Bills a short field at the Miami 44 as the first quarter was ending. In the second quarter the Bills moved to a 2nd and 7 at the Miami 25. Allen threw incomplete twice. Tyler Bass hit a 43 yard field goal to make it 10-7 Bills. The Bills got it back at their own 15. Allen went deep to Shakir for 21 with 15 more tacked on for defensive unnecessary roughness. Davis gained 8 and 10. On 3rd and 12 from the Miami 34, Allen went to deep to Johnson for a 33 yard gain down to the one. Cook got the last yard to make it 17-7 Bills. After a touchback, the Dolphins moved to a 3rd and 1 at the Buffalo 44. Alec Ingold got the carry and lost a yard. Mike McDonald decided to go for it on 4th and 2. Tagovailoa was sacked. The Bills took over just past midfield. One play and 9 seconds later, the Bills were in the end zone again. Cook raced for the 49 yard touchdown to make it 24-7 Bills with 3 1/2 minutes left in the half.

After a touchback, The Dolphins moved to a 2nd and 3 at the Buffalo 16 with 12 seconds left in the half. Tagovailoa threw incomplete but wasted 8 seconds in doing so. Instead of a pair of shots at the end zone, the Dolphins on 3rd and 3 only had 4 seconds to work with. Mike McDaniel opted for the field goal. Sanders hit from 34 to get the Dolphins within 24-10. In the third quarter the Dolphins took over at their own 11 and moved to a 3rd and 5 at their own 30. Tagovailoa found Ingram. Problem: Ingram plays defense for Buffalo. He returned the interception 31 yards for a defensive touchdown to have the Bills dominating up 21. Making matters worse, Tagovailoa was injured on a drive later in the third quarter. He sustained a concussion and did not return. As talented as Tagavailoa is, he has a history of bad concussions in his short career. Thompson came in and moved the Dolphins to a 1st and goal at the 7. The defense dug in. On 4th and goal at the 8, Thompson was sacked. 31-10 Bills

Las Vegas Raiders at Baltimore Ravens — The Ravens lost a heartbreaker at Kansas City by a toe. The Raiders lost badly in their opener and were expected to get blown out in this game. Their defense is much better but their offense is much worse. The Ravens began at their own 45 and Justin Tucker hit a 48 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Ravens. The Raiders hung tough and moved from their own 28 to a 3rd and 3 at the Baltimore 32. A run lost 3 yards. Daniel Carlson hit a 53 yard field goal in the second quarter for a 3-3 game. Tucker hit again from 42 to give the Ravens a 6-3 lead. Minshew was then intercepted, but the Raiders dodged a bullet when all world Tucker missed from 56. Carlson hit from 51 to tie the game 6-6 with only 1:37 left in the half. That was enough time after a touchback for the Ravens to move to a 3rd and 2 at the Raiders 14 with 7 seconds left in the half. The Raiders dodged a bullet when John Harbaugh opted not to run another play since the Ravens were out of timeouts. Tucker hit from 32. The Ravens led 9-6, but this supposed blowout was a street fight.

After a third quarter touchback, the Ravens sought to break the game open. Hill ran for 14. Lamar Jackson hit Mark Andrews for 16. Derrick Henry ran for 29. Jackson hit Bay Flowers for an 8 yard touchdown. Now the Ravens led 16-6. Their defense would surely finish off the overmatched Raiders. After a touchback, the Raiders moved to a 4th and 2 at the Baltimore 25. Needing 2 scores and still only midway through the third quarter, a field goal made sense. Yet Antonio Pierce wanted more. Rather than move the chains, Minshew threw deep incomplete. Yet the Raiders got a break and got the ball back when Jackson was intercepted. On 3rd and 7 from the Baltimore 43, Minshew went to Jakobi Meyers for 13. On 3rd and 8 from the Baltimore 28, Minshew went deep to rookie Brock Bowers for 27 down to the one. Mattison got the yard. After three quarters, the Raiders were only down 16-13.

The Ravens took over at their own 24. On 2nd and 11 from their own 32, Jackson went deep to Bateman for 18 to end the third quarter. The Ravens began the fourth quarter at midfield. Jackson hit Isaiah Likely for 15. Henry ran for 17. Henry ran for a 3 yard touchdown. With 12 minutes left in regulation, the Ravens led 23-13. At this point the game was over. The Raiders had lost 49 straight games when trailing by 10 or more points in the fourth quarter. The Baltimore defense was a buzzsaw.

After a touchback, a sack of Minshew was negated by a defensive facemark. Minshew nearly had his head taken off, but the Raiders were at their own 45. They moved to a 3rd and goal at the 6, where Minshew threw incomplete. 9 1/2 minutes remained and the Raiders still needed 2 scores. This time Antonio Pierce played it safe. Carlson hit the 24 yard field goal to get the Raiders within 23-16. The Ravens then faced 3rd and 1 at their own 29. A false start killed the drive as the defense forced Jackson to throw incomplete. The Raiders took over at their own 30. Minshew went deep to Davantae Adams for 29 and to Bowers for 15. On 3rd and 5 from the Baltimore 20, Minshew went to Bowers for 11. A sack of Minshew meant 3rd and goal at the 17. Minshew then threw incomplete but defensive pass interference meant 16 yards and 1st and goal at the one. Minshew hit Adams for the one yard touchdown. The Raiders tied the game 23-23 but 4 minutes still remained. That was plenty of time for the Ravens to handle business and get a win.

Instead Jackson was blasted for a 9 yard loss. With 2 1/2 minutes left, the Ravens punted on 4th and 16 from their own 24. Stout shanked a 24 yarder. Making matters worse, a penalty on Baltimore gave the Raiders gift field position at the Baltimore 43. One first down would mean long field goal range. Zamir White gained 8 and Minshew hit Meyers for 8 more. The Ravens took their last timeout with 1:57 left. Antonio Pierce played it very conservatively, running safe runs up the middle twice. With 30 seconds left, Carlson came in for a 38 yard field goal try to give the Raiders the lead. Carlson was good, but the Ravens still had 27 seconds to work with. After a touchback and an 11 yard gain, the Ravens were already at their own 41. They had the best kicker in the game. Another 20 yards would be enough to force overtime. After a spike, Jackson threw incomplete twice. One second remained. Rather than try a Hail mary, Jackson ran up the middle for 25 yards and lateraled the ball. The Ravens did get as far as the Raiders 29 yard line, but no further. 13 unanswered points gave the silver and black a shocking come from behind victory and left the Ravens an even more shocking 0-2 on the year. Just win baby. 26-23 Raiders

Cleveland Browns at Jacksonville Jaguars — Both teams lost their openers. The Browns were crushed at home while the Jaguars had a lead on the road and gave the game away. The Browns took over at their own 11. On 3rd and 5 from their own 33, Deshaun Watson hit Moore for 22. On 2nd and 20 from their own 45, Watson hit newly acquired Jerry Jeudy for 21 and again for 9. On 3rd and 14 from the Jacksonville 16, Watson hit Bell for 12. Watson ran for a one yard touchdown to cap the staggering 16 play, 89 yard drive that took nearly 9 1/2 minutes off the clock and put the Browns up 7-0. The Browns got it back at their own 24 and marched 12 plays in eating up another 6 1/2 minutes. Dustin Hopkins hit a 53 yard field goal to make it 10-0 Browns. The Jaguars after a touchback moved to a 1st and goal at the 2 in the second quarter but could not punch it in. A run lost 2 yards and Trevor Lawrence threw incomplete twice. Little hit the 22 yard field goal to get the Jaguars on the board, but Hopkins hit from 38 in the second quarter and from 44 in the third quarter to make it 16-3 Browns. Things got worse for the Jaguars when Little doinked a 43 yard try off the upright no good.

The Jaguars finally got back in the game late in the third quarter from their own 28. Lawrence went deep to Thomas for a 66 yard gain. Travis Etienne ran for 2 and then for the 4 yard touchdown to get the Jaguars within 16-10. The Jaguars got the ball back at their own 10 and moved 83 yards in 13 plays and nearly 7 minutes. On 2nd and goal at the 2, a touchdown pass by Lawrence that would have given the Jaguars the lead was nullified by an illegal shift. Lawrence then threw a pair of incompletions. Little hit the 25 yard field goal to get the Jaguars within 16-13 midway through the fourth quarter. The Browns after a touchback moved to a 1st and 10 at the Jacksonville 24. Yet a 15 yard run by Foreman that would have meat 1st and goal was wiped out by an offensive facemask penalty and consecutive offensive holding calls. On 3rd and 36…yes, 3rd and 36…a give up run gained only 9 and did not get the Browns into field goal range. Yet a terrific punt pinned the Jaguars at their own 2 yard line just past the 2 minute warning. There would be no 98 yard drive. Instead the defense forced a safety to lock up the win. 18-13 Browns

New York Jets at Tennessee Titans — Both teams looked awful in their season opening loss. The Titans took over at their own 32. On 3rd and 5 from their 42, Will Levis hit Calvin Ridley for 15. Spears gained 6 and 7. On 2nd and 11 from the Jets 22, Levis hit Whyte for 12. Ridley ran for a 10 yard touchdown as the 6 1/2 minute drive put the Titans up 7-0. The defenses dug in. Midway through the second quarter, the Titans took over at their own 25. Levis went deep and was quickly intercepted. The Jets took over at their own 27. On 3rd and 8, Aaron Rodgers hit Lazard for just enough. Rodgers hit Allen for 11. Rodgers went to Wilson for 16. On 3rd and 2 from the Tennessee 28, Rodgers hit Wilson for 6 and Conklin for 10. Rodgers went to Allen for a 10 yard touchdown to cap the 12 play, 73 yard, 5 minute drive and make it 7-7 with 1:47 left in the first half.

The Titans took over at their own 26 and moved to a 1st and 10 at the Jets 17 with 20 seconds left in the half. Levis was then sacked to kill the drive. Nick Folk hit a 41 yard field goal to make it 10-7 Titans. The Jets began the third quarter facing 3rd and 15 at their own 25. Rodgers threw incomplete but a 15 yard roughing the passer penalty was a killer. Breece Hall then took an end around 30 yards. Rodgers then went deep to Hall for a 26 yard touchdown to make it 14-10 Jets. The Jets then blocked a punt to take over at the Tennessee 30. Yet on 2nd and 6 from the Tennessee 15, Rodgers threw incomplete twice. Greg Zuerlein hit a 33 yard field goal for a 17-10 Jets advantage.

The Titans soon faced 3rd and 1 at their own 38. Levis gained 21. Levis went deep to Ridley for a 40 yard touchdown and a 17-17 tie after three quarters. Midway through the fourth quarter, the Jets faced 3rd and 1 at their own 35. Rather than just move the chains, Rodgers went deep to Wilson for 26. On 2nd and 16 from the Tennessee 45, Rodgers went deep to Williams for 19. Braelon Allen ran for a 20 yard touchdown to put the Jets back up by 7 with 4 1/2 minutes left in regulation. After a touchback, the Titans moved the ball down the field. They took their first timeout on 2nd and goal at the 8 with 35 seconds left. Levis threw incomplete and was then sacked as the Titans took another timeout with 23 ticks left. On 4th and goal at the 14, Levis threw incomplete. The final defensive stand was the difference as Aaron Rodgers got his first win with his new team. 24-17 Jets

San Francisco 49ers at Minnesota Vikings — Both teams won their home openers, but not much stock was put into Minnesota’s own at the woeful Giants. The defending NFC Champion 49ers would present a far sterner test. A defensive first quarter saw the 49ers punt from midfield and the Vikings block it. Jackson picked up the blocked punt and race 37 yards to the San Francisco 24. Yet on 3rd and goal t the 4, Sam Darnold threw incomplete. Reichard hit a 22 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Vikings. The 49ers took over at their own 10 yard line and methodically moved 88 yards in 15 plays and nearly 9 1/2 minutes. On 4th and goal at the 2 in the second quarter, Kyle Shanahan decided to go for it. Everyone knows Shanahan hates running the ball. Darnold threw incomplete and the 49ers came up snake eyes. The Minnesota defense produced a goal line stand and their offense gave NFL fans the play of the year so far. Darnold went bombs away to Justin Jefferson, who crisscrossed the field for a 97 yard touchdown as the Vikings led 10-0. The 49ers after a touchback moved to a 4th and 2 at the Minnesota 43. Shanahan went for it again and Brock Purdy was only able to scramble for one yard.

The Vikings had all the momentum and a 1st and 10 at the San Francisco 21 with less than 5 minutes left in the half. Darnold was intercepted by Fred Warner, who returned the pick 25 yards to his own 35. Purdy went deep to Deebo Samuel for 28. Mason ran for 7 and 22. Purdy hit George Kittle for a 7 yard touchdown. With 1:53 left in the half the 49ers were within 10-7. After a touchback, the Vikings moved to a 3rd and 10 at the San Francisco 38 with 11 seconds left. Darnold scrambled for 18 and the Vikings took their last timeout with 3 seconds left. Rather than from 57 yards out, Reichard’s field goal try was a more manageable 39. He was good and the Vikings took a 13-7 lead to the locker rooms. In the third quarter, Purdy was intercepted by Meteilus, who returned it 12 yards to the Frisco 10. One play and 4 seconds later, Darnold hit Naylor for the touchdown to make it 20-7 Vikings.

The 49ers fumbled the ball away, and the Vikings had a chance to deliver the knockout blow. From the San Francisco 20, Darnold hit Jones for 18. Yet Jones got hit at the 2 yard line and fumbled the ball back. The 49ers took over at their own one yard line as the third quarter ended. Purdy came out throwing, hitting Samuel for 9 and 17, Conley for 4, and Brandon Aiyuk for 7. On 3rd and 10 from their own 42, Purdy hit Kittle for 14 with roughing the passer adding 15 more. Purdy went to Samuel for 13. After all of those passes, Mason ran for 5 and then for the 10 yard touchdown to cap 12 play, 99 yard drive. Instead of being left for dead down 27-7, the 49ers were very much alive only down 20-14 with 10 minutes left in regulation.

After a touchback, the Vikings moved 62 yards in 14 plays and took nearly 7 minutes off the clock. The Vikings settled for a 27 yard Reichard field goal but led comfortably 23-14 with 3 1/2 minutes left. After a touchback, the 49ers moved to a 3rd and 1 at the Minnesota 4 at the 2 minute warning. An end around by Samuel was blown up by the defense for a 9 yard loss. Needing 2 scores, Kyle Shanahan opted for the field goal. Moody delivered from 31 to get the 49ers back within 6. The onside kick failed and Darnold took a pair of knees to end it. 23-17 Vikings

 

Los Angeles Chargers at Carolina Panthers — The Panthers looked like the worst team in the league, getting carpet-bombed by 37 points in their season opener. Meanwhile, the Chargers had a new attitude under new coach Jim Harbaugh. The Chargers began the game facing 3rd and 2 at their own 41. JK Dobbins followed up his 5 yard run with gains of 11 and 3. Justin Herbert went to Quentin Johnson for a 29 yard touchdown. The extra point was no good but the Chargers led 6-0. In the second quarter the Chargers faced 3rd and 1 at their own 44. Dobbins followed up his 9 yard run with a 7 yard gain. Herbert added 8 more. On 3rd and goal at the 5, Herbert went to Johnston for the touchdown to make it 13-0 Chargers. An interception of Bryce Young led to the Chargers facing 3rd and 1 at the Carolina 43. Dobbins got around the end for the first down and the touchdown as the Chargers led 20-0. League rules prevented the second half from being canceled. Eddie Pineiro hit a 38 yard third quarter field goal to prevent the shutout. Cameron Dicker hit from 46 in the third quarter and 42 in the fourth quarter to complete the scoring. The Panthers have been outscored 73-13 in 2 games as the Chargers are 2-0 on the year. 26-3 Chargers

Seattle Seahawks at New England Patriots — Neither Bill Belichick or Pete Carroll coached this game. Tom Brady and Marshawn Lynch were also retired. Nevertheless, both teams won their opener. A 15 yard punt return gave the Patriots the ball at their own 40. Jacoby Brissett hit Hunter Henry for gains of 8 and 12 sandwiched in-between Raimondre Stevenson runs of 9 and 6. On 3rd and 2 from the Seattle 23, Brissett hit Henry for 17. Brissett hit Polk for a 5 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Patriots. The Seahawks took over at their own 28. From their 44, Geno Smith went deep to DK Metcalf for a 56 yard touchdown to tie it 7-7.

After a touchback, the Patriots moved to a 3d and 8 at the Seattle 11 in the second quarter. Brissett threw incomplete. Joey Slye hit the 29 yard field goal to make it 10-7 Patriots. The Seahawks soon faced 3rd and 4 at their own 36. Smith went to Smith-Njigba for 19. On 4th and 1 from the New England 36, rookie coach Mike MacDonald went for it. Smith gained 2. Smith then hit Smith-Njigba for 16. On 3rd and 5 from the New England 13, Smith threw incomplete but defensive pass interference meant a 12 yard gain and 1st and goal at the one. Charbonnet got the yard to make it 14-10 Seahawks.

The Patriots after a touchback moved to a 3rd and 9 at the Seattle 10. Brissett threw incomplete. Slye hit from 28 to get the Patriots within 14-13. A 23 yard punt return gave the Seahawks the ball back just shy of midfield with 27 seconds in the half. On 3rd and 7 from the New England 48, Smith hit Fast for 14 and Metcalf for 9. Jason Myers hit a 44 yard field goal to end the half with the Seahawks up 17-13.

Late in the third quarter the Patriots took over at their own 34. Stevenson ran for 18 and 7. On 3rd and 4 from the Seattle 42, Brissett hit Gibson for 7. On the last play of the third quarter, Brissett went to Henry for an 11. The fourth quarter began with the Patriots facing 3rd and 2 at the Seattle 3. Stevenson gained 2 and then took a direct shotgun snap for the one yard touchdown to put the Patriots back on top 20-17. The Patriots got the ball back at their own 20 and moved to a 3rd and 6 at the Seattle 21. Brissett was sacked. Slye’s 48 yard field goal try to extend the lead was no good.

The Seahawks took over at their own 38 and moved to a 3rd and 1 at the New England 15. Smith got the carry and got stuffed for no gain as the clock ticked down to one minute left in regulation. On 4th and 1, rookie coach Mike MacDonald was not in a gambling mood. Myers hit the 38 yard field goal to tie the game. The Patriots got the ball first in overtime and punted. The Seahawks moved from their own 16, aided by a 20 yard defensive pass interference call. On 2nd and 1 from the New England 13, MacDonald wasn’t taking any chances. Myers came in for a 31 yarder to win it. Myers was good as MacDonald got to 2-0 as a first time head coach, handing Jerod Mayo his first loss. 23-20 Seahawks, OT

New Orleans Saints at Dallas Cowboys — Both teams blasted inferior opponents in Week 1, but the Saints were expected to come back down to earth in Week 2. The Cowboys had the highest paid player in the league in Dak Pescott and highest paid receive in CeeDee Lamb. This game was never competitive. The Saints began facing 3rd and 2 at their own 28. Derek Carr hit Rashid Shaheed for 17 and again for 9. Carr went deep to Chris Olave for 39. Alvin Kamara ran for a 5 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Saints. The Cowboys did get a 52 yard field goal from Brandon Aubrey, but the Saints offense kept rolling. One play and 9 seconds after a touchback, Carr went to Shaheed for a 70 yard touchdown to make it 14-3 Saints.

The Cowboys moved from their own 39 to a 3rd and 10 at the New Orleans 15. Prescott was sacked. Aubrey hit from 38 to get the Cowboys within 14-6. Yet after a touchback, the Saints kept coming. Carr went to Kamara for a 57 yard touchdown to make it 21-6 Saints. The Cowboys soon faced 3rd and 2 at their own 30. Dowdle gained 5. On the next play, Prescott connected with Lamb for a 65 yard touchdown to get the Cowboys within 21-13.

It didn’t matter. The Saints offense was unstoppable. After a touchback, the Saints soon faced 3rd and 6 at their own 45. Carr went to Olave for 10. Kamara ran for 6 and 15. Kamara ran for a 12 yard touchdown to make it 28-13 Saints with 2:48 left in the half. With one minute left in the half, an interception of Prescott saw Adebo return the pick 47 yards to the New Dallas 20. Carr hit Olave for 19 and got the last yard himself as the Saints poured it on up 35-13.

Aubrey hit field goals of 48 to end the half and 40 in the third quarter to get the Cowboys within 35-19, but they would get no closer. They kicked field goals while the Saints scored touchdowns. The last Dallas field goal came because on 3rd and 8 from the New Orleans 9, Prescott was sacked. Dennis Allen’s defense was eating up Mike McCarthy’s offense, but now Allen also had an offense. After a touchback, the Saints moved 70 yards in 12 plays and 8 minutes. Kamara scored again, this time from 7 yards out. The extra point was blocked but the Saints were up 41-19. The Cowboys went for it inside their own red zone and turned it over on downs. Grupe hit a 26 yard field goal to complete the scoring.

The Saints have outscored opponents 91-29 in two games. Carr certainly doesn’t look washed up. It’s early, but right now he looks like an MVP. The Saints have yet to punt the ball or turn it over this season. They have scored every single time they had the ball, with 10 touchdowns and 4 field goals. Meanwhile Jerry Jones was a most unhappy man at Happy Valley. Jerrah may fire everyone and blow the whole thing up if the Cowboys don’t fix things now. 44-19 Saints

New York Giants at Washington Commanders — Both teams looked awful in season opening losses. This was expected to be the Stupor Bowl. Austin Ekeler returned the opening kickoff 98 yards for a Washington touchdown, but offensive holding nullified the touchdown. The Commanders would reach a 4th and 1 at the Giants 6. Dan Quinn tied to go for it, but a false start killed the attempt. Austin Seibert hit a 27 yard field goal, a common theme on the day. Siebert was a lone bright spot as the Commanders led 3-0. A 28 yard kickoff return with 15 more yards tacked on for unsportsmanlike conduct had the Giants taking over at their own 47. Daniel Jones went to Nabers for 28. Devin Singletary ran for a 7 yard touchdown. The extra point was no good as the Giants led 6-3.

In the second quarter, Siebert hit field goals of 45 and 26. The Commanders again bogged down in the red zone but led 9-6 with 1:45 left in the half. The Giants took over at their own 31. Jones hit Malik Nabors for 13, Robinson for 11, and Darrius Slayton for 11. Jones hit Nabers for 21. Jones ran for 9. On 3rd and 1 from the Washington 4 with 8 seconds left in the half, Jones hit Nabers for the touchdown. The 2 point conversion try failed but the Giants led 12-9 at the midpoint.

The Giants fumbled the ball away in Washington territory in the third quarter. Again the Commanders moved the ball deep, only to bog down in the red zone. Seibert hit from 27 for a 12-12 game. It was Deja vu all over again as the Commanders settled for a 29 yard Seibert field goal and a 15-12 lead. After a touchback, Jones hit Nabers for 13. Singletary ran for 18 and 4. The fourth quarter began with the Giants facing 4th and 3 at the Washington 31. A 49 yard field goal would tie the game, but Brian Daboll went for it. Jones hit Nabers for 4. On 3rd and goal at the 7, Jones hit Robinson for the touchdown. Again Daboll went for 2 and again the Giants failed to convert. Instead of a 21-15 lead, the Giants only led 18-15. Yet they were scoring touchdowns while the Commanders were only kicking field goals.

It didn’t matter. The ensuing kickoff failed to reach the landing zone, setting up the Commanders at their own 40. They moved to a 1st and goal at the 6, but a pair false starts killed the drive. Seibert hit the 33 yarder to tie the game 18-18 midway through the fourth quarter. The Giants moved from their own 32 to a 4th and 4 at the Washington 22. A 40 yard field goal try would give them the lead with 2:04 left. Yet Brian Daboll for whatever reason decided to go for it and gamble on 7 when he only needed 3. Jones threw incomplete. Rookie Jayden Daniels did not throw a touchdown pass in this game. The Commanders could not score a touchdown the whole game. Yet Seibert hit 7…yes, 7…field goals, one shy of the NFL record in a game. His 7th and final field goal was from 30 yards out. It came on the last play of the game as the clock hit double zeroes to keep the Giants winless, witless and worthless. 21-18 Commanders

 

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Detroit Lions — The Buccaneers are a decent team with Baker Mayfield, but the Lions were supposed to steamroll them after barely missing out on the Super Bowl last year. After a touchback to start, the Buccaneers moved to a 3rd and goal at the 3. Mayfield was sacked and fumbled, but the Buccaneers retained possession. Chase Mclaughlin hit a 30 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Buccaneers. One play after a touchback, Jared Goff was intercepted. The Buccaneers had a short field at the Detroit 44. They settled for a 55 yard McLaughlin field goal for a 6-0 Buccaneers lead. Then it was the Lions turn to move after a touchback to a 3rd and goal at the 3. Goff threw incomplete. Bates hit from 22 to get the Lions on the board. Bates would hit again from 35 in the second quarter for a 6-6 game.

The Buccaneers soon faced 3rd and 10 at their own 30. Mayfield went to Chris Godwin for 17, again for 11, and finally deep to him for a 41 yard touchdown. The game’s first end zone visit had the Buccaneers up 13-6. Bates would hit a 32 yard field goal early in the third quarter to get the Lions within 13-9. The Lions got it back and faced 3rd and 10 at their own 32. Goff went to Williams for 13. Gibbs gained 16. On 3rd and 4 from the Tampa Bay 27, Goff hit Sam LaPorta for 7. On 3rd and 8 from the Tampa Bay 18, Goff hit Amra St Brown for 17 down ti the one. Montgomery got in to put the Lions up 16-13. After a touchback, a defensive facemark penalty was followed by Mayfield hitting McMillan for 21. On 3rd and 4 from the Detroit 22, Mayfield gained 11. Mayfield then ran for an 11 yard touchdown to put the Buccaneers back up by 4 after three quarters. The defenses dominated the fourth quarter. First Goff was intercepted. Then twice the Lions turned it over on downs. After spiking the ball to stop the clock with 14 seconds left, Goff had 3 chances from the Tampa 26. Three incompletions later, the Buccaneers had the upset road win. 20-16 Buccaneers

 

Indianapolis Colts at Green Bay Packers — In useless trivia news, both of these teams were terrible 30 years ago when Lindy Infante coached them. In more serious news, Malik Willis would have to lead the Packers after the injury to Jordan Love in the final seconds of their opening week loss in Brazil. Narveson hit a 46 yard field goal on the opening drive to make it 3-0 Packers. The Packers got the ball back at their own 18. Reed gained 22. Josh Jacobs gained 2, 5 and on 3rd and 3, another 5. On 3rd and 2 from the Indianapolis 40, Wilson gained 4. On 3rd and 4 from the Indianapolis 14, Willis went to Wicks for the touchdown to make it 10-0 Packers. After a scoreless second quarter, Colts coach Shane Steichen in the third quarter gambled on 4th and 4 at his own 46. Anthony Richardson threw incomplete. Narveson hit a 42 yard field goal to have the Packers up 13-0.

The Colts finally got on the board in the third quarter when Matt Gay hit a 34 yard field goal. Yet early in the fourth quarter fro 50, Gay was no good. Narveson added a 34 yard field goal but after an interception of Richardson, Narveson would miss from 45 as the Packers led 16-3. With 4 minutes left from his own 35, Richardson tried to lead a rally. Richardson hit Pierce for 18 and Pittman for 11. At the 2 minute warning the Colts faced 4th and 11 at the Green Bay 15. The Colts needed a miracle and got one when Richardson scrambled for just enough. Richardson the hit Pierce for a 4 yard touchdown tog et the Colts within 6 with 1:47 left. The onside kick failed but the Colts took their timeouts on defense. A perfect punt pinned the Colts at their own 5 yard line with 42 seconds left. They reached their own 41 with 4 seconds left. Richardson’s Hail Mary was intercepted at the one yard line. 16-10 Packers

 

Los Angeles Rams at Arizona Cardinals — Both teams lost heartbreaking openers, but the Rams were expected to plow through the Cardinals without much trouble. This game was never a contest. Sean McVay gambled on 4th and 2 from the Arizona 41. Matthew Stafford completed a pass for only one yard. James Conner then ran for 16 to have the Cardinals in business. Kyler Murray went to Harrison for a 23 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Cardinals. A 17 yard punt return gave the Cardinals great field position again at their own 40. One play and 10 seconds later, the Cardinals led 14-0 as Murray hit Harrison for a 60 yard touchdown. The next time the Cardinals got the ball, they were pinned at their own one yard line. Murray went to Harrison for 15. On 2nd and 19 from their own 7, a run only gained 3 yards but defensive holding meant a new set of downs. Murray went to Harrison for 32. On 3rd and 5 from the Rams 18 early in the second quarter, Murray hit Higgins for the touchdown to make it 21-0 Cardinals.

The rest of the game was pointless. Harty hit a 29 yard field goal for the Rams and Matt Prater answered from 48 to make it 24-3 Cardinals at the half. After a second half touchback, the Cardinals moved to ice the game. On 2nd and 15 from their own 41, Murray ran for 26. Conner added 22. Conner ran for a 5 yard touchdown to make it 31-3 Cardinals. Prater drilled a 57 yard field goal to make it 34-3 Cardinals. The Rams did manage to reach the end zone late in the third quarter, but in the fourth quarter the Cardinals scored in the luckiest way to cap a 70 yard drive. Conner fumbled near the goal line but the Cardinals recovered it in the Rams end zone anyway. In a stunner, the Cardinals blasted the Rams to pieces. Making matters worse for the Rams, star wide receiver Cooper Kupp was injured and will miss several weeks. He was placed on injured reserve. 41-10 Cardinals

 

Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos — The Steelers won ugly in their opener on the road as Justin Fields prepared to sub in for the injured Russell Wilson fort he seconds straight week. Meanwhile, Bo Nix had a rocky start to his NFL career. This was another ugly game for both teams. In the first quarter the Steelers faced 3rd and 5 at their own 27. Fields hit George Pickens for 13. Fields ran fro 16. On 3rd and 3 from the Denver 37, the Denver defense jumped into the neutral zone. Jalen Warren ran for 3 and 11. Fields hit Pat Freiermuth for 14. Fields went to Washington for a 5 yard touchdown. The 12 play, 78 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive made it 7-0 Steelers. The rest of this game was too hideous for details. Chris Boswell hit a 22 yard field goal to end the half and a 53 yarder after a third quarter interception of Nix to make it 13-0 Steelers. In the fourth quarter Wil Lutz hit field goals of 35 and 29 to get the Broncos back within 7 with 1:54 to play in regulation. By the time the Broncos got the ball back at their own 19, only 9 seconds remained. From his own 34, Nix’s Hail Mary was 40 yards short of the end zone and intercepted. 26 yard Hail Marys will not get it done. Sean Payton is an offensive wizard but these things take time to gel. Meanwhile, nobody wins ugly smash mouth like Mike Tomlin. 13-6 Steelers.

 

Cincinnati Bengals at Kansas City Chiefs — These teams have played some instant classics in some of the biggest games, including a pair of AFC Title Games. This one was a wild one as well. The Bengals began at their own 38 and moved to a 2nd and goal at the 4. Joe Burrow threw incomplete twice. Evan McPherson hit a 22 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Bengals.After a touchback the Chiefs had a staggering 16 play, 69 yard drive that chewed up 8 1/2 minutes. Yet despite 1st and goal at the 2, a pair of runs by Isaiah Pacheco went nowhere and a pass on 3rd and goal from Patrick Mahomes to Pacheco gained only one yard. On 4th and goal at the one, Walrus Andy Reid went conservative. Harrison Butker hit the 19 yard field goal for a 3-3 game.

An interception of Mahomes by Davis-Gaither was returned 12 yards to end the first quarter as the Bengals took over at the Kansas City 31. On 3rd and goal at the 4, Burrow Iosivas for the touchdown as the Bengals led 10-3 early in the second quarter. After a touchback, the Chiefs moved quickly. On 3rd and 4 just past midfield, Mahoems gained 5. On the next play, Mahomes went deep to Rice for a 44 yard touchdown and a 10-10 ballgame.

After a touchback, the Bengals moved to a 1st and 10 at the Kansas City 12. Burrow threw incomplete twice and was then sacked. McPherson hit from 33 to put the Bengals up 13-10. The Chiefs then fumbled the ball away to give the Bengals a short field at the Kansas City 46. McPherson hit a 48 yard field goal to have the Bengals up 16-10 at the midpoint.

After a third quarter touchback, Mahoems went to rookie Xavier Worthy for 12. On 3rd and 1 from the Cincinnati 37, Pacheco got stopped. Rather than try a 55 yard field goal, this time Walrus Andy Reid went for it. Out of the shotgun, Steele gained 5. Mahoems ran for 7 and hit Pacheco for 13. Mahomes hit Morris for a one yard touchdown as the 13 play, 70 yard, 6 1/2 minute drive had the Chiefs up 17-16.

After a touchback, Burrow went deep to JaMarr Chase for 47 yards. On 3rd and 2 from the Kansas City 15, Burrow gained 4. On 3rd and 1 from the Kansas City 2, Burrow got the yard. After a loss and an incompletion set up 4th and goal at the 3, a gimme field goal seemed sensible. There was still 2 minutes left in the third quarter. Yet Zac Taylor rolled the dive. Burrow hit Iosivas for the touchdown. McPherson missed the extra point. The Bengals led 22-17, but missed extra points often loom very large.

The Bengals appeared in the driver’s seat after an interception of Mahoems to end the third quarter. Yet form his own 34, the fourth quarter began disastrously for Burrow and the Bengals. After a pair of incompletions, on 3rd and 10 Burrow was sacked and fumbled. Conner recovered it for the defense and rumbled 38 yards the other way for a touchdown. The 2 point conversion try failed but the Chiefs led 23-22. The Bengals moved from their own 32 to a 1st and 10 at the Kansas City 33. Offensive holding killed the drive but McPherson nailed a 53 yard field goal. With 9 1/2 minutes left in regulation the Bengals led 25-23.

The Cincinnati defense forced a punt, and the Bengals offense tried to run out the clock. Yet on 3rd and 6 from their own 42, Burrow was sacked. The Chiefs took over at their own 25 needing only a field goal to win and a full 2 1/2 minutes to work with. With 53 seconds left on 4th and 6 from their own 45, Mahomes hit Rice for 21. Yet illegal use of hands on the offense had the Chiefs facing 4th and 16 from their own 35. This was their last gasp. Mahomes threw high and incomplete. The Bengals celebrated, but it was all for naught. Defensive pass interference meant a 29 yard gain. The Bengals howled at the call. It was close, but it appeared the defender arrived a fraction of a second early. The call could have gone either way. The ball appeared high and possibly uncatchable. Nevertheless, the call stood. Butker came in for a 51 yard field goal try to win it. He was good. While nobody should care which pop stars or social media stars celebrated with or without each other, the game itself would make for an incredible AFC Title Game rematch. The Bengals are 0-2, while the Chiefs are 2-0, making Andy Reid a most happy Walrus indeed. 26-25 Chiefs

 

Chicago Bears at Houston Texans was the Sunday night game. Rookie Caleb Williams began his second ever game in prime time, while CJ Stroud showed what a rookie could do last year. Kaimi Fairbairn hit a 56 yard field goal early on for the Texans, while Cairo Santos answered from 53 for a 3-3 game. The Texans took over at their own 23. Stroud went to Nico Collins for 18. On 4th and 1 from midfield, Demeco Ryans gambled. Stroud hit Stover for 18. Dell ran for 1 8 more. Offensive unnecessary roughness had the Texans facing 2nd and 24 from the Chicago 28 to start the second quarter. stroud calmly went to Collins for the touchdown to make it 10-3 Texans. Fairbairn would tack on a 47 yard field goal to make it 13-3 Texans.

A field position game had the Bears taking over just past midfield. On 3rd and 3, Williams went to Moore for 16. On 3rd and 14 from the Houston 30, Williams threw incomplete but defensive pass interference meant a 24 yard gain. On 3rd and goal at the 2, Khalil Herbert got in to get the Bears within 13-10 with only 32 seconds left in the half. Yet that was enough time for the Texans to move from their own 35 to the Chicago 41 with one second left. Fairbairn leveled a 59 yard field goal to have the Texans up 16-10 at the break. The second half was hideously ugly. An interception of Moore led to a 53 yard Fairbairn field goal early in the fourth quarter to make it 19-10 Texans. Williams was the intercepted again. The Texans moved from the Chicago 45 to a 1st and goal at the 4. On the verge of turning out the lights, Cam Akers fumbled and the Bears recovered. The bears moved from their own 3 yard line to a 3rd and 4 at the Houston 36. Williams threw incomplete. Needing 2 scores, Matt Eberflus opted for the long field goal. Santos delivered from 54 to get the Bears within 6 with 2:51 to play. The Bears held on defense and got the ball back at their own 20 with 1:37 left. Yet on 4th and 17 from their own 40 with 34 seconds left, Williams threw incomplete. 19-13 Texans

Atlanta Falcons at Philadelphia Eagles was the Monday night game. One week after barely surviving the first ever NFL game in Brazil on a rare Friday Night Football edition, the Eagles were in prime time again on Monday night. They were expected to handle the Falcons, who looked awful at home in their opener. After a scoreless first quarter, the Falcons in the second quarter moved from their own 27 to the Philadelphia 21. Younghoe Koo hit a 39 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Falcons. After a touchback, Jalen Hurts hit Smith for 18. On 4th and 3 from the Atlanta 41, Nick Sirianni decided to go for it. Hurts scrambled for 23. On 3rd and 11 from the Atlanta 19, Hurts gained 15. hurts hit Smith for a 7 yard touchdown to make it 7-3 Eagles. The Falcons took over at their own 14 with 5 minutes left in the half and used it all. They moved to a 1st and goal at the 3 with 22 seconds left in the half. A run lost a yard and kirk Cousins threw incomplete twice. Koo hit from 22 to end the half with the Falcons only down 7-6. After a third quarter touchback, the Falcons moved to a 3rd and 4 at the Philadelphia 8. Cousins was sacked. Koo hit again from 34 to make it 9-7 Falcons. After another touchback the Eagles moved to a 3rd and 3 at the Atlanta 6. Hurts threw incomplete. Both teams moved deep but not to the end zone. Jake Elliott hit from 29 to make it 10-9 Eagles.

After a touchback, the Falcons soon faced 4th and 4 at their own 47. The obvious call was to punt. Raheem Morris thought otherwise. Cousins hit McCloud for 12. Cousins then went deep to Mooney for a 41 yard touchdown. The 2 point try failed but the Falcons led 15-10. After a touchback, the Eagles mounted a mind-numbing 17 play, 70 yard drive that took a whopping 9 1/2 minutes off of the clock. The fourth quarter began with the Eagles facing 3rd and 4 at their own 46. Out of the shotgun, Hurts hit Covey for 9. On 4th and 1 at the Atlanta 46, Nick Sirianni went for it and Hurts took the tush push for 3 yards. On 3rd and 2 from the Atlanta 35, Hurts gained 12 yards. On 3rd and 3 from the Atlanta 5, Hurts went to Saquon Barkley for 4. It was another tush push as Hurts got the one yard touchdown. Barkley ran in the 2 point conversion to put the Eagles up 18-15 with 6:47 left in regulation.

One minute later, on 4th and 1 from his own 39, Raheem Morris went for it rather than punting and playing field position. Robinson got stuffed for no gain. The Eagles moved to a 3rd and 3 at the Atlanta 10. Only 1:46 remained. The Falcons were out of timeouts. A run would take the clock down to one minute. For some crazy reason, Nick Sirianni called a pass play. Hurts threw it right to Barkley, who just dropped it. Yes, Barkley dropped it. Yet it was still a strange call that preserved 40 to 45 precious seconds of clock. Elliott hit the 29 yard field goal to put the Eagles up 21-15, but they did not close the door.

After a touchback, Cousins hit Pitts for 11. Cousins then went to Mooney for monster gains of 21 and 26. On 3rd and 5 from the Philadelphia 7, Cousins hit London for the touchdown. The Falcons now had a one point lead with only 34 seconds left. After a touchback from his own 43, Hurts went deep and was intercepted. While Cousins earned his $100 million contract on this night, the Eagles were left to wonder what could and should have been. 22-21 Falcons

 

NFL 2024 Week 2 Prequel

September 12th, 2024

NFL 2024 Week 2 Prequel

Thursday, September 12, 2024, 8pm

Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins (-2 1/2) — The Dolphins looked listless for large stretches last week until mounting a comeback. The Bills also fell behind early before righting the ship. The Bills swept the season series last year and stole the division from Miami at the last moment. The Bills have the better defense. Until the Dolphins show they can beat the Bills, they don’t get the benefit of the doubt. Upset special, Bills win outright                                     

Sunday, September 15, 1pm

Las Vegas Raiders at Baltimore Ravens (-8 1/2) — The Raiders defense is improved. Their running game is terrible, affecting their whole offense. The Ravens lost their road opener at Kansas City by the length of one toe. The Ravens will be angry. Lamar Jackson is tough to corral. Ravens cover

Cleveland Browns at Jacksonville Jaguars (-3) — The Browns looked like the same old Browns in a blowout home loss against Dallas. The Jaguars were on the verge of building a 17 point lead when they gave the game away at Miami. Trevor Lawrence has shown he can play. Deshaun Watson has not shown he can return his old form. Jaguars cover

New York Jets (-4) at Tennessee Titans — Both teams looked awful in their opening week losses. Aaron Rodgers is obviously better than Will Levis, and the Jets have the better defense. Yet it is hard to trust the Jets with such a high spread on the road until they prove themselves. Jets win but fail to cover

San Francisco 49ers at (5 1/2) Minnesota Vikings — Both teams won last week, but a victory over the Giants might not count. The 49ers obliterated what was supposed to be a good football team, and they did it without McCaffrey. The spread is high for a road team. 49ers win but fail to cover

 

Los Angeles Chargers (-6) at Carolina Panthers — The Jim Harbaugh tea began with a win, and now they face off against perhaps the worst team in the league. The Panthers are a total mess. Expect Justin Herbert to throw the ball at will. Chargers cover 

Seattle Seahawks (3 1/2) at New England Patriots — Pete Carroll and Bill Belichick are gone, but both teams got impressive wins in their opener. The Seahawks have more talent on offense while the Patriots had solid defensive performance in their road win at Cincinnati. Go with the home crowd absent any compelling storylines. Upset special, Patriots win outright

New Orleans Saints at Dallas Cowboys (-6 1/2) — The Saints put up 47 points last week, but Carolina is awful. The Cowboys are expected to make a deep playoff run and they won easily at Cleveland last week. The spread is high but this week will tell us if the saints are for real and if the cowboys really are that good as advertised. Cowboys cover

New York Giants at Washington Commanders (-1 1/2) — This is the Stupor Bowl. League rules prevent this game from  being canceled. After losing by 22 points at home, the Giants do not deserve the benefit of the doubt even against the lowly Commanders. Commanders cover

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Detroit Lions (-7 1/2) — The Lions showed guts and heart in surviving the Rams in overtime at home.Yet the spread is too high against a Buccaneers team that is not bad. Baker Mayfield can play, and he has solid wide receivers to throw to. Jared Goff should fare well enough to win, especially with Dan Campbell willing to go big and bold when needed. Lions win but fail to cover

Indianapolis Colts (-2 1/2) at Green Bay Packers — Both of these teams were awful when Lindy Infante coached them 30 years ago. Jordan Love suffered an injury in the final seconds of the loss in Brazil, and the oddsmakers are not impressed with Malik Willis. Anthony Richardson looked impressive. If he can stay healthy, he will light up the league. Yet it’s hard to bet against the Packers at home, especially since the team has enough talent at the skill positions to rally around Willis. Upset special, Packers win outright

4pm

Los Angeles Rams at Arizona Cardinals (-1) — The Cardinals put up a fight at Buffalo in a loss. They are an improved team with a healthy Kyler Murray, but the Rams are a superior team. Despite their loss at Detroit, it is tough to go against an offense led by Sean McVay. The Rams have more offensive weapons. Upset special, Rams win outright

Pittsburgh Steelers (-2 1/2) at Denver Broncos — The Steelers won on the road las week without scoring a touchdown. Justin Fields filled in for the injured Russell Wilson and will again. The Broncos lost last week. Neither team is that good or that bad. So in a battle of average teams with great coaches, go with the home crowd. Upset special, Broncos win outright

Cincinnati Bengals at Kansas City Chiefs (-5 1/2) — The Bengals looked awful in a home loss to New England, but they traditionally get off to slow starts before ramping up. The Chiefs barely survived their home opener by a toe. These teams play each other tough. Joe Burrow and Patrick Mahomes have different styles but both get the job done. The Bengals have had success in Arrowhead. The spread is too high for a Chiefs team that often was close games. Chiefs win but fail to cover

8pm

Chicago Bears at Houston Texans (-6 1/2) — This really does not deserve to be a prime time game, but the league wants to showcase Caleb Williams. Last week the Bears came back and won despite having no offense. CJ Stroud led the Texans to a thrilling road win at Indianapolis. Stroud proved himself in his rookie season. Williams has not proven anything yet. DeMeco Ryans has proven himself as a coach. Matt Eberflus has not. Go with the better team at home. Texans cover

Monday, September 16, 8pm

Atlanta Falcons at Philadelphia Eagles (-6 1/2)

NFL 2024 Week 1 Recap

September 9th, 2024

NFL 2024 Week 1 Recap

Baltimore Ravens at Kansas City Chiefs was the season opening Thursday night game. Last years AFC Title Game saw rain come down. The Chiefs went into Baltimore and stunned the Ravens 17-10. The Chiefs won their second straight Super Bowl and began this year in search of football immortality. No team has ever won three straight Super Bowls. The rematch was in Kansas City, and of course it was raining. 

As good as the Ravens were last year, they got better with the addition of bruising running back Derrick Henry. The chess match between Walrus Andy Reid’s offense and John Harbaugh’s defense is well known. Yet Chiefs defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo always brings a few  new wrinkles as well. 

After the first kickoff of the season under the strange new NFL kickoff rules, the Ravens got the ball first. The kickoff was a touchback, which now meant the offense started at their own 30. On 3rd and 11, Lamar Jackson calmly found Justice Hill for 18 yards. On 3rd and 9 from his own 48, Jackson went deep over the middle to Zee Flowers for 19. On 3rd and 1 from the Kansas City 24, Jackson faked the handoff to Henry and gained 11. After Jackson gained 8 more, Henry took it right up the gut for a 5 yard touchdown. The 15 play, 70 yard drive took nearly 7 minutes off the clock and put the Ravens up 7-0.

The Chiefs took over at their own 33. Patrick Mahomes went to Rashad Rice for 11. On 3rd and 6 from his own 48, Mahomes found Rice for a 16 yard gain with 15 more tacked of for a horse collar penalty. On the next play, Worthy took an end around, split the defense, and raced for a 21 yard touchdown to make it 7-7.

The second quarter began with the Ravens taking over after a punt at their own 20. Jackson went back to pass, the pocket collapsed, and Jackson got hit and fumbled. The Chiefs recovered at the Baltimore 14. On 3rd and 9, Mahomes fired to Juju Smith-Schuster at the goal line. Smith-Schuster was well-defended. The ball was in his hands but when he hit the ground the ball popped out for an incompletion. Harrison Butker hit the 32 yard field goal to make it 10-7 Chiefs. 

The Ravens on their next drive faced 4th and 3 at midfield. John Harbaugh went for it. Yet a West Coast Offense Dink and Dunk Pass gained only one yard as the Ravens turned it over on downs. On 3rd and 12, Mahomes escaped a sack and found Travis Kelce for a 23 yard gain. His girlfriend celebrated. Nobody cares. She has nothing to do with football, and will not be alluded to again. On 3rd nd 5 from the Baltimore 31, Mahomes threw a jump ball that was well defended and nearly intercepted before falling incomplete. Butker hit from 31 to make it 13-7 Chiefs with 6 minutes left in the half. 

Things got worse for the Ravens when the normally reliable Justin Tucker missed a 53 yard field goal try wide left with 1:50 left in the half. Yet one play later, Mahomes suffered an interception when smith made a diving grab and got his hands under the ball for the pick. The Ravens took over just shy of midfield. The Ravens moved to a 3rd and 1 at the Kansas City 10 with 18 seconds left. Hill gained 3 but only 13 seconds remained and the Ravens had to take their last timeout. A pair of incompletions left 5 seconds. On 3rd and goal from the 7, John Harbaugh wasn’t taking any chances. Tucker has never missed a field goal try from under 30 yards. He was good from 25 as the Ravens got within 13-10.

The Chiefs began the third quarter at their own 19. On 2nd and 5, Mahomes hit Rice for 33 and Watson for 25. On 2nd and 20 from the Baltimore 28 after offensive holding, Mahomes threw incomplete. Yet a roughing the passer call instead meant 1st and 10 from the Baltimore 14. Mahomes hit Gray for 13 down to the one. Pacheco got the carry and appeared stopped, but his entire offensive line practically carried him over the goal line. The 10 play, 81 yard drive made it 20-10 Chiefs.

The Ravens moved from their own 20 late in the third quarter. The fourth quarter began with the Ravens facing 2nd and 17 just past midfield. Jackson dropped back to pass and was flushed out of the pocket. He rolled to his right and found Likely down the field. Likely picked up a great block, faked defenders down the sideline, and strutted into the end zone for a 49 yard touchdown. just like that, only 13 seconds into the final quarter, the Ravens were right back in it down 20-17.

The Chiefs took over at their own 30. Mahomes hit Rice for 8 and Gray for 13. On 3rd and 3 from the Baltimore 39, Mahomes got around the end for a critical 4 yard gain. On 2nd and 10 from the Baltimore 35, Mahomes rolled out and found Worthy all by himself. The defensive breakdown led to an easy touchdown as the Chiefs had breathing room up 27-17 with 10 1/2 minutes left in regulation.

After a touchback, the Ravens moved from their own 30 to a 3rd and 6 at the Kansas City 16. Jackson scrambled but only gained 2 yards. After 14 plays and 5 1/2 minutes, the Ravens had to settle for a 32 yard Tucker field goal. The Ravens still trailed 27–20 with 5 minutes left in regulation. After a touchback, the Chiefs moved to a 2nd and 8 at their own 42. A run lost 2 yards as John Harbaugh took his last timeout with 2 1/2 minutes to play. On 3rd and 10, a first down would end the game. With everything on the line, Mahomes’s pass was batted high in the air. Mahoems out jumped two defenders to catch his own pass and prevent an interception. Yet while the Chiefs avoided disaster, the play only gained one yard. The clock ticked down to the two minute warning, but the Chiefs had to punt. The Ravens had life. 

The Ravens took over at their own 13 with 1:50 to play. Jackson put on a clinic in the two minute drill. He moved the Chiefs to a 1st and 10 at the Kansas City 48 with 43 seconds left. A deep bomb to Bateman gained 38 yards, but Bateman didn’t get out of bounds. the Ravens took way too long to get ready for the next play, which should have been a spike into the ground. By the time Jackson snapped the ball, only 19 seconds remained. Then rather than spike it Jackson danced around before finally throwing an incompletion. This wasted another 9 seconds. Now it was 2nd and goal at the 10 with only 10 seconds left. Barring any defensive penalties, the Ravens would have only two more shots at the end zone rather than three. 

Jackson had a wide open Zee Flowers in the end zone, but Jackson’s throw was far off the mark an incomplete. Now only five seconds remained. Jackson scrambled around and fired to the back of the end zone. Likely made a leaping catch for the touchdown. John Harbaugh immediately pulled out his steel balls and decided to go for the two point conversion and the win rather than overtime. 

Yet the Ravens never got the chance at the 2 point conversion. Replay showed that the very tippy toe of Likely was on the chalk. The force out rule was repealed years ago. Officials ruled Likely out of bounds, an incomplete pass, and game over. This would make for a fantastic rematch in another AFC Title Game, but for now, this rivalry is one-sided. It was a tough home escape, but Mahomes and the Chiefs beat Jackson and the Ravens yet again. The Chiefs are one win closer to their three-peat, making Andy Reid a most happy walrus indeed. 27-20 Chiefs

Green Bay Packers at Philadelphia Eagles was a special Friday night game from Brazil. For the first time ever, an NFL game was played in South America. Early on the Eagles were plagued by turnovers. on 3rd and 15 from his own 5, Jalen Hurts went deep and was intercepted. McKinney returned the pick 17 yards to the Philadelphia 19. On their next series on 3rd and 6 from their own 20, Hurts fumbled the shotgun snap and the Packers recovered at the Philly 13. Yet despite starting twice in the red zone, the Packers had to settle for Narveson field goals of 31 and 23 to lead 6-0.

After that the Eagles settled down. On 3rd and 1 from their own 39, Hurts hit AJ Brown for 8. Hurts then went to Devonta Smith for gains of 8 and 9. The second quarter began with Hurts throwing incomplete on 2nd and 1 and getting stopped on the tush push on 3rd and 1. on 4th and 1 from the Green Bay 34, Matt LaFleur gambled. The defense bit on the hard count and encroached Hurts then went to Saquon Barkley for an 18 yard touchdown to make it 7-6 Eagles.

After a touchback, Wilson gashed the defense for gains of 14, 5 and 18. Reed got around the end for a 33 yard touchdown. Josh Jacobs got stopped on the 2 point conversion try, but without a single pass on the drive, the Packers led 12-7. 

The Eagles soon faced 3rd and 8 at their own 32. Hurts hit Brown for 20 and Smith for 25.  On 3rd and 1 from the Green Bay 13, this time Hu its took the tush push for 2. On the next play Barkley ripped off an 11 yard touchdown run to make it 14-12 Eagles. This time the Packers struck quickly. On 3rd and 10 from their own 30, Jordan Love went bombs away to Reed for a 70 yard touchdown to put the Packers back in front 19-14. The Eagles moved from their own 23 to a 1st and 10 at the Green Bay 14 with 30 seconds left in the half. A sack of Hurts and a false start killed the drive. Jake Elliott hit a 38 yard field goal to get the Eagles within 19-17 at the intermission. 

The third quarter opened with a bang. On the second play from scrimmage after a touchback, Hurts went deep to Brown for a 67 yard touchdown to put the Eagles up 24-19. The Packers came back. On 3rd and 1 from their own 39, Love threw incomplete but roughing the passer meant 15 yards. Love hit Kraft for 29. On 3rd and 9 from the Philadelphia 15, Love threw incomplete but defensive pass interference meant a 13 yard gain. Love hit Watson for the 2 yard touchdown to put the Packers back in the lead 26-24. 

An interception of Love with 6 minutes left in the third quarter set up the Eagles at the Green Bay 24. Barkley ran for 5, 9, and for the 2 yard touchdown to put the Eagles back on top 31-26. The Packers after a touchback moved to a 1st and 10 at the Philadelphia 25 with a golden chance to take the lead back in this topsy-turvy game. Then a run went nowhere, a completed pass gained nothing, and Love on 3rd and 10 threw incomplete. From 43 yards out, Narveson’s kick was no good. 

The Eagles took over at their own 33. Barkley ripped off a 34 yard gin to end the third quarter. In the fourth quarter from the Green Bay 33, Hurts hit Calcaterra and Brown for a pair of 11 yard gains. Yet on 3rd and 13 from the Green Bay 14 with a chance to possibly lock up the win, Hurts was intercepted. The Packers took over at their own 13. Jacobs ripped off a 32 yard run as the Packers moved 79 yards in 10 plays and 5 minutes. The Packers again had a chance to reclaim the lead. On 2nd and 5 from the Philly 8, Love threw incomplete twice. Narveson hit the 26 yard field goal to get the Eagles within 31-29 midway through the fourth quarter. 

The Eagles after a touchback embarked on a staggering 16 play, 67 yard drive that consumed 7 1/2 minutes. On 3rd and goal at the one with 1:11 left, the Eagles were a tush push away from icing the game. Instead Hurts fumbled the snap. The Eagles were lucky to retain the ball after a 2 yard loss. The Eagles took the clock down to 30 seconds and took their last timeout. Nick Sirianni had a major decision to make on 4th and goal at the 3. A touchdown would end it, but a failed attempt would leave the Packers needing only a field goal to win it. Sirianni opted for the field goal. Elliott hit from 21 to put the Eagles up by 5.

Only 27 seconds remained. A touchback would have put the Packers at their own 30. Yet Nixon tried to be a hero. He took the kickoff deep in his end zone and was stopped at his own 16 yard line. Now only 22 seconds remained. Because of Narveson’s earlier miss, the Packers needed a touchdown rather than a field goal to win it. Love immediately went deep to Reed for a 33 yard gain just shy of midfield. On the next play, a surprise end around fooled almost nobody as only went for 4 yards. Making matters much worse, the clock ticked down to 6 seconds. Even worse than that, Love was injured on the play. With everything on the line, Malik Willis had to come in. After a quick incompletion left 3 seconds, Willis tried the Hail Mary. The ball never left his hand as he was sacked. 

The first game ever in South America was a thriller, but the Packers had bigger problems than the loss. Love had his ankle rolled up on and he writhed in pain. The entire Green Bay community waited to hear word on how bad he was hurt. As for the Eagles, it was a sigh of relief to win a tough game against a very good team. 34-29 Eagles

Pittsburgh Steelers at Atlanta Falcons — Russell Wilson won the starting job in the preseason but then suffered a strained calf muscle before the regular season started. That meant Justin Fields got the start. The Falcons signed Kirk Cousins to a 9 figure contract, but he can’t do it all by himself. Both teams moved the ball well in the first quarter but could not finish their opening drive. Younghoe Koo hit  a 24 yard field goal for the Falcons and Chris Boswell leveled a 57 yarder for the Steelers to tie the game 3-3. An interception of Cousins gave the Steelers the ball just shy of midfield. Boswell connected from 51 to make it 6-3 Steelers early in the second quarter. 

With 4 minutes left in the half the Falcons were backed up to their own 10 yard line. Cousins hit McCloud for gains of 9 and 20. On 3rd and 4 from their own 48, Cousins hit Robinson for 5 and again for 14 followed by a 16 yard completion to McCloud. Cousins was sacked and fumbled, but the defense was ruled offside. Cousins then hit Pitts for a 12 yard touchdown to make it 10-6 Falcons with 32 seconds left in the half. 

After a touchback, the Steelers were still at their own 42 with 9 seconds left in the half. Fields went bombs away to George Pickens for a 33 yard gain. Boswell nailed a 44 yard field goal to get the Steelers within 10-9 at the midpoint. In the third quarter the Falcons took over just shy of midfield and moved to the Pittsburgh 32. Cousins fumbled and the Steelers recovered at their own 38. Boswell drilled a 56 yard field goal. His fourth kick on the day and third over 50 yards had the Steelers up 12-10. Boswell hit his fifth field goal late in the third quarter for a 15-10 Steelers lead. 

In the fourth quarter the Steelers had a chance to put the game away, moving from their own 22 to a 4th and 1 at the Atlanta 6. Mike Tomlin went for it and a run up the gut got stuffed. With 2:47 left in the game from the Pittsburgh 47, Cousins was intercepted by Jackson, who returned the pick 49 yards to the Atlanta 18. Boswell hit his sixth field goal on the day from 25 yards out to put the Steelers up by 8. After a touchback, only 28 seconds remained. On 3rd and 3 with 12 seconds left, Cousins was sacked as the clock ran out. Despite not scoring a touchdown, six Boswell field goals got the job done. 18-10 Steelers

Arizona Cardinals at Buffalo Bills — The Bills enter the season in Super Bowl or bust mode. All they needed to do was step over the lowly Cardinals and their rookie head coach. Even with Kyler Murray healthy, this should have been a mismatch. Instead, the Cardinals exploded out of the gate. Murray hit James Conner for gains of 22 and 9. On 3rd and 6 from the Buffalo 30, Murray hit Dortch for 8. On 3rd and 13 from the Buffalo 25, Murray only gained 6 but defensive unnecessary roughness added 10 more. On 3rd and goal at the 5, Murray hit Wilson for a 5 yard touchdown. The 13 play, 70 yard, 7 minute drive had the Cardinals up 7-0.. 

A 53 yard kickoff return gave the Bills a short field at the Arizona 45. Yet from the Arizona 19, Josh Allen was sacked and fumbled. The Cardinals took over at their own 29 and moved 60 yards in 10 plays and 5 1/2 minutes. On 3rd and 6 from the Buffalo 11, Murray completed a pass for only 2 yards as the first quarter ended. Matt Prater began the second quarter with a 29 yard field goal to make it 10-0 Cardinals. The Bills after a touchback moved to a 2nd and goal at the 4. After a run went nowhere, Allen on 3rd and goal ran for the touchdown. Yet it was nullified by an offensive facemark penalty that killed the drive. Tyler Bass hit a 37 yard field goal to get the Bills on the board. 

The Cardinals from their own 29 kept rolling. On 3rd and 6 from their own 44, Murray ran for 12. On 3rd and 5 from the Buffalo 39, Murray hit Dortch for 14. Conner ran for a 3 yard touchdown. With 2:40 left in the half after the 13 play, 71 3rd, 7 minute drive, the Cardinals were dominating 17-3 in front of a stunned Buffalo crowd.

After a touchback the Bills faced 3rd and 6 at their own 34 with 1:23 left in the half. Allen hit Shakir for 19. Consecutive defensive penalties for holding and roughing the passer gifted the Bills 20 yards. Allen ran for a 7 yard touchdown with 19 seconds left in the half to get the Bills within 17-10. Prayers second half kickoff under the new rules failed to reach the landing zone, giving the Bills the ball at their own 40. On 3rd and 11, Allen went to Cook for 25 and Davis for 14. Davis ran for 13. On 3rd and 10 from the Arizona 11, Allen went to Mack Hollins for the touchdown. The 10 play, 60 yard, 5 minute drive tied the game 17-17.

Later in the third quarter a sack of Murray forced a fumble that the Bills recovered at the Arizona 21. On 3rd and 2, Johnson only gained one. Sean McDermott gambled on 4th and 1 at the Arizona 12. Allen got the yard. Allen hit Shakir for an 11 yard touchdown as 21 unanswered points made it 24-17 Bills. 

The Cardinals after a touchback moved down the field. The fourth quarter began with the Cardinals facing 3rd and 4 at the Buffalo 12. An end around by Conner gained nothing. Prater hit the 31 yard field goal to get the Cardinals within 24-20. After a touchback, Allen hit Marques Valdes-Scantling for 19. On 3rd and 14 just past midfield, Allen hit Shakir for 12. On 4th and 2 from the Arizona 37, Sean McDermott again gambled rather than try a 55 yard field goal. Allen gained 5. Allen then went deep to Coleman for 28. Allen ran for a 6 yard touchdown. With 9 minutes left in regulation, a 28-3 explosion had the Bills up 31-20.

13 seconds later, the Cardinals were right back in it. The new rules appeared to make kickoffs boring, but DJ Dallas returned the ensuing kickoff 95 yards for a touchdown. Conner ran in the 2 point conversion to get the Cardinals within 31-28.

The defenses dug in, and with 4 1/2 minutes left, a shanked 28 yard punt gave the Bills another short field at the Arizona 42. On 3rd and 2 from the Arizona 20, the Bills were trying to close out the game. Yet Allen lost a yard. The clock clicked down to the 2 minute warning. This time on 4th and 3, Sean McDermott would not be gambling. Bass hit the 39 yard field goal to put the Bills up by 6, but the Cardinals were still very much alive. Bass even then hit the ensuing kickoff out of bounds to give the Cardinals the ball at their own 40 with a full 1:56 left. The Cardinals moved to a 4th and 7 at the Buffalo 29 with 32 seconds left. The Cardinals took their first timeout at that time. Rather than just move the chains with 2 timeouts remaining, Murray went for it all deep and threw incomplete. It was tougher than expected, but the Bills survived. 34-28 Bills

Tennessee Titans at Chicago Bears — The Titans were a team with a new coach, a quarterback named Will Levis, and without Derrick Henry, who they traded away. Shockingly, Matt Eberflus was still coaching the Bears. Rookie phenom and top overall pick Caleb Williams was starting his very first game. Eberflus was now out of excuses. After nearly 10 minutes of wretched football, the Titans began moving from their own 21. Tony Pollard ran for 7 and 14. Pollard ran for a 26 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Titans. The Bears fumbled the ensuing kickoff and the Titans recovered at the Chicago 23 as the first quarter ended. One minute into the second quarter, Nick Folk hit a 40 yard field goal to make it 10-0 Titans. The Titans got the ball back and faced 3rd and 15 from their own 22. Levis went to Calvin Ridley for 22. On 3rd and 1 from the Chicago 47, Spears gained 5. On 4th and 3 from the Chicago 35, rookie coach Brian Callahan passed up a 53 yard field goal try and gambled. Levis hit Boyd for 3. Levis ran for 15. On 3rd and 5 from the Chicago 12, Levis threw incomplete but the defense jumped offside. After a pair of offensive penalties, Levis hit Okonkwo for a 17 yard touchdown. With 3:44 left in the half, the Titans were cruising 17-0. It was another long losing season for the Bears. Maybe Eberflus would be fired at halftime.

With the Bears offense doing nothing, their special teams gave them a jolt. Carter returned the ensuing kickoff 67 yards to the Tennessee 34. On 2nd and goal at the 6, Williams threw incomplete twice. Cairo Santos hit the 24 yard field goal to get the Bears on the board. The Titans were still in control of the game with 9 minutes left in the third quarter. Then the Bears special teams came through in a big way. Stonehouse went back to punt and Hardy blocked it. Owens caught the bounce and raced 21 yards for a touchdown. Now the Bears were only down 17-10. The Bears offense was pathetic, but Williams did lead them into position for Santos to hit a 50 yard field goal to start the fourth quarter. Levis was then sacked and fumbled. The Bears took over at the Tennessee 31, did nothing on offense, and Santos hit his third field goal from 48 yards out. The Titans were trying to give the game away and the Bears were within 17-16 with a full to minutes left in regulation. After a touchback, the Titans faced 3rd and 6 at their own 45. On the verge of being sacked, Levis tried to shuffle a pass that ended up being intercepted. Stevenson cruised down the sideline 43 yards for a defensive touchdown. Despite no offense, 24 unanswered points had the Bears up by 7. With 2:20 left the Titans began their last drive at their own 18. On 4th and 10 from their own 40 with 1:15 left, Levis was intercepted again. Williams has never lost an NFL game. Eberflus is a genius. 24-17 Titans

New England Patriots at Cincinnati Bengals — After 24 years at the helm, Evil Hoodie Bill Belichick was not on the Patriots sideline. He was busy with his 24 year old girlfriend one third his age. Jerod Mayo was the new coach. The Bengals were at home with a healthy Joe Burrow. Jacoby Brissett started for the Patriots. Brissett midway through the first quarter hit Austin Hooper for 16. On 3rd and 8 just past midfield, Brissett hit Douglas for 9. On 3rd and 5 from the Cincinnati 24, Brissett ran for 16. The second quarter began with the Patriots facing 3rd and goal at the 3. Stevenson got in to cap the 14 play, 80 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive and make it 7-0 Patriots. The Bengals began a subsequent drive at their own 35 and moved 63 yards in 13 plays and 6 1/2 minutes. On 3rd and 11 from the New England 15, Burrow hit Hudson for 13. Yet just when it appeared Hudson was going in for the tying touchdown, he had the ball chopped out of his hands. The Patriots recovered the fumble at their own one yard line and returned it 17 yards to their 18. The Patriots moved 68 yards in 12 plays and 5 minutes. Joey Slye hit a 32 yard field goal to end the half with the Patriots up 10-0. In the third quarter the Bengals fumbled a punt and the Patriots recovered at the Cincinnati 24. Slye tacked on a 35 yard field goal to make it 13-0 Patriots. The Bengals after a touchback moved to a 3rd and 2 at the New England 36. Burrow threw incomplete. Zac Taylor passed up a 54 yard field goal try and went for it on 4th and 2. Burrow completed a pass for only one yard.

The Bengals got the ball back at their own 10 yard line. A deep incompletion drew a pass interference call that gave the Bengals 20 yards. Moss gained 7 and 16. Burrow hit Jamarr Chase for 10 and Iosivas for 13. Moss ran for a 5 yard touchdown with one minute left in the third quarter. The 90 yard drive had the Bengals actually in the game down 13-7. After a touchback the Patriots moved 52 yards and 12 plays and 7 1/2 minutes. Slye hit a 37 yard field goal with 9 minutes left to give the Patriots breathing room up 16-7. The Bengals after a touchback needed 2 scores. They got one when Evan McPherson hit a 51 yard field goal to get the Bengals back within 6 points. The Bengals got the ball back but faced 4th and 5 at their own 15 with 2 1/2 minutes left. Zac Taylor opted to punt and trust his defense. A booming 70 yard punt had the Patriots taking over at their own 25. Stevenson ran for 5 and 9 as the Bengals began taking their timeouts on defense. On 2nd and 7 from their own 47 with 1:52 left, Stevenson ran for 9 more to slam the door shut. Brissett took 3 knees. Unlike Belichick,  Mayo is undefeated as a head coach. The Patriots are only a few Super Bowl wins away from another dynasty. The Bengals seem to start slowly every year, and have done so again. 16-10 Patriots

Houston Texans at Indianapolis Colts — CJ Stroud and Anthony Richardson were supposed to start a new rivalry last year, but Richardson early in his rookie year got injured out for the season. Stroud went on to lead the Texans to the playoffs. This time fans got to see both quarterbacks in action as a healthy Richardson tried to show what he could do. The Colts began at their own 27 and moved to a 4th and 1 at the Houston 46. Shane Steichen went for it and Richardson threw incomplete. The Texans moved to a 4th and 1 at the Indianapolis 32. DeMeco Ryans opted not to gamble. Kaimi Fairbairn hit the 51 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Texans. The Colts took over at their own 27 and struck quickly. Richardson tossed a 60 yard touchdown to Alec Pierce to make it 7-3 Colts.

After a touchback, the Texans moved to a 3rd and 5 at the Indianapolis 27. Stroud was sacked. Fairbairn hit a 50 yard field goal to get the Texans within 7-6. The Texans got it back at their own 19 to start the second quarter. On 3rd and 1, newly acquired Joe Mixing gained 3. Stroud went deep to Nico Collins for 55 yards. On 3rd and 6 from the Indianapolis 9, Stroud hit Stefan Diggs for the touchdown. DeMeco Ryans went for 2 but Nixon could not get in as the Texans led 12-7. After a third quarter touchback, the Texans moved to a 4th and 2 at the Indy 33. This time Ryand played it safe. Fairbairn hit from 51 to make it 15-7 Texans.

Midway through the third quarter, momentum shifted when the Colts blocked a Texans punt and recovered it at the Houston 5 yard line. On the next play Jonathan Taylor ran it in to get the Colts within 15-13. This time it was Shane Steichen going for 2, but this time Taylor got stopped. The fourth quarter was a track meet, with the teams combining for as many points as the first three quarters combined. 

After a touchback, Nixon ran for 13 and 4. On 3rd and 14 from midfield, Stroud hit Collins for 19. Mixon gained 10 as the Texans began the fourth quarter with 1st and goal at the 8. On 3rd and goal, Stroud was intercepted, but a defensive holding penalty killed the Colts. Mixon ran for  3 yard touchdown to put the Texans up 22-13 one minute into the fourth quarter. After a touchback the Colts soon faced 3rd and 2 at their own 43. Taylor gained 3. On the next play Richardson went bombs away to Ashton Dulin for a 54 yard touchdown to get the Colts within 22-20. 

After a touchback, Stroud hit Mixon for 11. Mixon ran for 8 more and Dell ran for another 17. Damien Pierce added 9 and 3. With 4:442 left in the game, the Texans faced 4th and goal at the 2. A field goal would not lock up the win. Demeco Ryans went big and bold. Stroud hit Diggs for the touchdown to give the Texans breathing room up 29-20. The Colts soon faced 3rd and 15 from their own 27. This did not faze Richardson at all. He has a cannon and he unleashed it unloaded it again with a 57 yard bomb to Pierce. Richardson then ran for 10. On 3rd and goal at the one, Taylor got blown up for a 2 yard loss. With only 2:14 left, the Colts needed 2 scores. Going for the field goal would have been acceptable. Yet form that close, Shane Steichen went for the touchdown on 4th and goal at the 3. Richardson got in the end zone to get the Colts within 2 points again. They needed a defensive stop to get the ball back. 

At the 2 minute warning the Texans had 3rd and 11 at their own 29. Stroud hit Collins for 12. Everything came down to 3rd and 3 at the Indy 48 with 1:48 left and the Colts out of timeouts. Mixon gained 9 and Stroud took 2 knees. Despite the loss, Richardson showed why he was drafted. It will be years before this can rise to the level of Brady vs Manning, but Stroud vs Richardson is off to a promising start. The AFC South now has a real rivalry led by two solid quarterbacks. 29-27 Texans

Jacksonville Jaguars at Miami Dolphins — Both of teams started very strong last year before collapsing down the stretch. The 8-3 Jaguars saw Trevor Lawrence injure his shoulder. The Jaguars fell to 9-8 to blow the division and miss the playoffs in the final week. The Dolphins also  fell apart late in the season, blowing the division and staggering into the playoffs for a quick elimination. A subplot occurred when Tyreek Hill was arrested during a traffic stop before the game. He was released in time to make it to the stadium, and he played in the entire game. 

In the first quarter the Jaguars took over at their own 4 yard line. Bigsby ran for gains of 17 and 7. Lawrence went deep to Davis for 20. Lawrence went for it all and Jalen Ramsey was called for defensive pass interference. The 40 yard gain put the ball on the one. Travis Etienne got in to cap the 96 yard drive and make it 7-0 Jaguars. The Jaguars got the ball back at their own 45. On 3rd and 8, Lawrence went deep to Christian Kirk for 30. On 3rd and 11 from the Miami 14, Lawrence went to Thomas for the score to make it 14-0 Jaguars with 6 1/2 minutes left in the half.

After a touchback, the Dolphins finally got going. Tua Tagovailoa hit Achane for  16. Tagovailoa then ran for 11. Tagovailoa hit Jalen Waddle for 20. On 3rd and 5 from the Jacksonville 16, Tagovailoa hit Tyreek Hill for 10. On 3rd and goal at the one, Achane got in. The 10 play, 70 yard, 5 1/2 minute drive got the Dolphins within 14-7 with one minute left in the half. That was enough time for Lawrence to lead the Jaguars from their own 23 to a 2nd and 5 at the Miami 34 with 12 seconds left in the half. Lawrence threw incomplete twice. Little hit a 53 yard field goal to end the half with the Jaguars up 17-7.

The defenses dug in deep in the third quarter. With 5 1/2 minutes left in the third quarter, the Jaguars took over at their own 3 yard line. They moved easily to a 1st and 10 at the Miami 13, on the verge of delivering the knockout blow. Etienne got the carry up the gut and was steamrolling toward the end zone. At the last moment he had the ball chopped out of his hands. The pigskin rolled into the end zone where a Dolphins defender fell on it for a touchback. One play and 11 seconds later, the Dolphins were right back in it. Hill may not be able ti outrun the Miami Police Department, but he can certainly outrace the Jacksonville defense. Tagovailoa hit him in stride for an 80 yard touchdown bomb. Instead of being left for dead down 24-7, the Dolphins after three quarters only trailed 17-14.

The Jaguars quickly faced 3rd and 1 at their own 32. Bigsby got the carry and got stopped cold. In a moment of either panic or insanity, Doug Pederson turned into the product of Brandon Staley and Barry Switzer. He gambled on 4th and 1 in his own territory. On the first play of the fourth quarter, Etienne got the carry and got blown up for a 2 yard loss. Yet despite starting at the Jacksonville 30, the Dolphins came up snake eyes. On 3rd and 3, Raheem Mostert lost a yard. Then Jason Sanders hit the 42 yard field goal try wide left no good. 

The Dolphins got the ball back at their own 8 yard line with 11 minutes left in regulation. They moved 73 yards in 12 plays and 7 minutes. With 4 1/2 minutes left, Sanders came in for another try to tie the game, this time from 37 yards out. This time Sanders was good and the game was tied 17-17. The Jaguars went backward after consecutive sacks of Lawrence. The Dolphins got the ball back with 2:09 to play at their own 35. Tagovailoa hit waddle for 13 and Achane for 10. With 4 seconds left, Sanders came in for a 52 yard try to win it. There would be no overtime. Sanders was good. It was a gutty comeback win for the Dolphins. For the Jaguars, it was a stunning loss that was a microcosm of their entire 2023 season. 20-17 Dolphins

Carolina Panthers at New Orleans Saints — Dennis Allen was supposedly a respected defensive coordinator unable to field an offense. Derek Carr was supposedly either overrated or washed up. Bryce Young has had far less success than the other top quarterbacks from the 2023 Draft. The Panthers are a mess. The first two statements are false, while the latter two are true. The Saints began at their own 24. On the fifth play from scrimmage, Carr went bombs away to Rashad Shaheed for a 59 yard touchdown to make it 7-0 Saints. On the very next play from scrimmage, Young was intercepted. Grupe nailed a 57 yard field goal to make it 10-0 Saints. The Saints got it back at their own 21. Alvin Kamara ran for 9 and 5. Taysom Hill added 12. Carr hit Chris Olave for 17. Hill gained 9 and 5. Kamara ran for 17. Carr hit Foster Moreau for a 3 yard touchdown to make it 17-0 Saints.

In the second quarter the Saints moved from their own 26 to a 4th and 3 at the Carolina 26. Grupe hit a 44 yard field goal to make it 20-0 Saints. Two plays the Panthers fumbled to give the Saints a short field. Grupe hit a 52 yarder just before the 2 minute warning to make it 23-0 Saints. The Panthers then punted and Shaheed returned it 47 yards to the Carolina 16. One ply later, Carr went to Johnson for the touchdown and the 30-0 Saints lead. The Panthers managed a field goal before the half, but the second half was pointless. Young began the third quarter with another interception. The Saints moved 57 yards and Kamara ran for a one yard touchdown to make it 37-3 Saints. The Panthers managed one touchdown but in the fourth quarter Grupe hit a 39 yard field goal and Williams ran for a 14 yard touchdown to complete the carpet-bombing. 47-10 Saints

Minnesota Vikings at New York Giants — The Vikings lost Kirk Cousin in the offseason and were expected to regress with Sam Darnold leading them. Yet the Giants appeared on paper to be one of the worst teams in the league. Barring shocking improvement, Daniel Jones would be playing his final season with the Giants. An early Vikings fumble gave the Giants gift field position at the Minnesota 20. Yet on 3rd and goal at the 5, Jones was tackled for no gain. The Giants led 3-0, but then reality set in. The Vikings faced 3rd and 8 from their own 37. Darnold went deep incomplete and drew a 36 yard defensive pass interference penalty. Darnold then went deep to Oliver for 22. Aaron Jones ran for a 3 yard touchdown to make it 7-3 Vikings. 

In the second quarter the Vikings took over at their own one yard line. Darnold hit Chandler for 10. Darnold went deep to Justin Jefferson for 44 yards and to Jordan Addison for 16 and 13. On 4th and 2 from the Giants 3, Kevin O’Connell decided to go big and bold. Darnold hit Jefferson for the touchdown to cap the 11 play, 99 yard, 7 minute drive and make it 14-3 midway through the second quarter. After a third quarter touchback, the Vikings faced 3rd and 16 from their own 24. Darnold hit Mundt for 9 with a defensive facemark adding 15 more. Jones gained 12 and 19. Darnold hit Naylor for a 21 yard touchdown to make it 21-3 Vikings. The Giants managed another field goal, but Jones then threw a 10 yard touchdown pass to Van Ginkel. Problem…Van Ginkel plays defense for the Vikings. 28-6 Vikings

Las Vegas Raiders at Los Angeles Chargers — Last year in Las Vegas the Raiders walloped the Chargers. The Raiders led 49-0 at halftime, led by as much as 63-7, and won 63-21. Brandon Staley was fired, and Antonio Pierce went from being the interim Raiders coach to the full time head guy. Yet the Chargers won the offseason by getting Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh to return to the NFL. The Chargers went from laughingstocks to having instant credibility. Meanwhile, Pierce had a lot of hype building around him in the offseason. The defense was vastly improved, but the offense had regressed. One year after losing Derek Carr, the Raiders allowed Josh Jacobs to leave in free agency. Gardner Minshew beat out Aidan O’Connell for the starting quarterback job and Zamir White was the starting running back. The Chargers acquired the talented but injured running back JK Dobbins from Baltimore. Both teams would instantly know what they were made of in the loaded AFC West. 

The defenses dominated early. The Raiders faced 2nd and 1 from their own 30. White got the carry and went  nowhere. On 3rd and 1 White got the carry and went nowhere. After 9 minutes of scoreless football, Antonio Pierce made a pair of head-scratching decision. The Raiders got the ball back and faced 4th and 1 at their own 41. It should have been 1st and 10 but Pierce did not challenge the spot. Then after accepting what appeared to be a bad spot, he gambled against a defense that had stopped the Raiders twice on the previous drive for that one yard. This time the result was the same. Making matters even worse, he had Minshew line up in the shotgun rather than directly under center. As expected, White got blown up for a one yard loss. The Raiders gifted the Chargers a short field. Cameron Dicker hit a 53 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Chargers.

The Raiders soon faced 3rd and 4 at their own 39. Minshew hit Davante Adams for 18. On 3rd and 9 at the Chargers 42, Minshew hit Adams for 11. Minshew then found Mattison, who outraced everyone for a 31 yard touchdown. The Raiders led 7-3 after the first quarter. They have a habit over the years of getting one early touchdown and then trying to win games with field goals. With less than 90 seconds left in the half, the Raiders had moved from their own 34 to a 1st and 10 at the Chargers 48. The Raiders were one first down from long field goal range. Minshew went back to pass, and without anyone else near him, he inexplicably fumbled the ball. It just slipped out of his hands. The Tuck Rule no longer exists. Former Raiders standout Khalil Mack recovered the ball and rumbled 22 yards to the Raiders 12 yard line. Somehow the Raiders defense made another stand. The Chargers settled for a 25 yard Dicker field goal. 

For over a decade, the Raiders had a terrible defense. Now they have a very good defense that was getting no help from the offense. The Chargers offense only had 2 first downs in the entire first half. The Chargers should have had 0 points on the board. Yet the Raiders essentially cited the Chargers a fair of field goals so the Raiders only led 7-6 at the break. In the third quarter the Chargers moved from their own 20 to a 2nd and goal at the 6. Justin Herbert threw incomplete twice. Again, the Raiders defense came up big. Dicker hit his third field goal from 24 yards out to give the Chargers a 9-7 lead. The Raiders after a touchback moved to their own 45. White got the carry and gained 8 yards. Yet Joey Bosa forced a fumble and the Chargers recovered. The Raiders got the ball back at their own 20 and moved to a 3rd and 7 at the Chargers 31. Minshew threw incomplete. Star kicker Daniel Carlson came in for a 49 yard field goal try to give the Raiders

the lead. The normally clutch kicker missed wide right. The Raiders were giving the game away. As expected, the exhausted Raiders defense finally broke. 

The Chargers moved from their own 39. Herbert went deep to Hurst for 27 yards. On 3rd and 9 from the Raiders 33, Herbert hit Palmer for 11. Edwards ran for 10. On the first play of the fourth quarter, Dobbins ran for a 12 yard touchdown to make it 16-7 Chargers. The Raiders after a touchback moved to a 4th and 1 at the Chargers 14 yard line. Again, Antonio Pierce made a very questionable coaching decision. Yes, the Raiders needed 2 scores. Yes, White had been stopped short 3 times trying to gain one yard. Yet Pierce surrendered and opted for the field goal. Carlson hit from 32 to get the Raiders within 16-10. The defense held and the Raiders got the ball back at their own 48 with a chance to take the lead. Yet on 4th and 1 from the Chargers 43 midway through the fourth quarter, Pierce again made the maddeningly frustrating decision to punt rather than go for it. He wanted to trust his defense and play field position, but his defense needed rest. AJ Cole did his job and pinned the the Chargers at their own 8 yard line, but it didn’t matter.

On 3rd and 2 from their 16, Dobbins gained the deuce. Dobbins then broke off a 61 yard run. On 3rd and 6 from the Raiders 10, Herbert hit McConkey for the touchdown with 3:40 to play to ice the game. Now in desperation mode the Raiders moved from their own 30 to a 3rd and 2 at the Chargers 32 with 1:50 to play. Minshew was intercepted. Time will tell if the feel good vibes from last year’s strong finish to the season were just a mirage. The Raiders had a chance to hire Jim Harbaugh but went with Antonio Pierce. Pierce has potential but Harbaugh is a proven winner. Minshew had a bad game, but even at his best he is no Herbert. The Raiders need a quarterback, and next year’s draft is the only solution. Until then, it might be a long season. As for the Chargers, they are definitely improved. 22-10 Chargers

Denver Broncos at Seattle Seahawks — The Denver Broncos were beginning the Bo Nix era while the Seattle Seahawks no longer had Pete Carroll on the sidelines. The first quarter saw will Lutz hit a 35 yard field goal for the Broncos and Jason Myers respond from 50 for the Seahawks for a 3-3 game. The Broncos moved down the field in the second quarter but saw their drive end when Nix was intercepted by Love at the one yard line. Yet on the very next play, the Seahawks were called for offensive holding in the end zone. The safety gave the Broncos a 5-3 lead. The Broncos did nothing with the free kick, but the Seahawks fumbled the punt and the Broncos recovered at the Seattle 9 yard line. The Broncos moved backward but Lutz hit a 30 yard field goal to make it 8-3 Broncos. 

The Seahawks after a touchback faced 3rd and 2 at their own 47. Geno Smith hit Tyler Lockett for 19. Smith then ran for a 34 yard touchdown. The 2 point conversion try failed but the Seahawks led 9-8. Another Denver punt pinned the Seahawks back at their own one yard line again. Charbonnet then got tackled in the end zone for a safety. It was a very rare occurrence of 2 safeties in one game as the Broncos took the 10-9 lead the hard way without a touchdown. The Seahawks on their next drive were backed up to their own 2 yard line but escaped with a punt. The Broncos were set up at their own 47 with 30 seconds left in the half. On 3rd and 9 Nix hit Reynolds for 25. That was enough for Lutz to hit a 46 yard field goal at the gun as the Broncos took a 13-9 lead to the locker rooms. 

The Seahawks took over in the third quarter at their own 39. Smith went to Lockett for 13. Kenneth Walker did the rest, gaining 6, 15, 4, and finally a 23 yard touchdown to put the Seahawks up 16-13. A Broncos fumble then gave the Seahawks a short field at the Denver 47. On 1st and goal at the 6, Walker ran it in for the touchdown but offensive holding wiped out the score and killed the drive. Myers hit a 28 yard field goal to make it 19-13 Seahawks.The Seahawks got it back at their own 20. Walker ran for 12. Smith hit Lockett for 16, DK Metcalf for 11, and Lockett again for 11. On the first play of the fourth quarter, Smith went deep to Charbonnet for a 30 yard touchdown to make it 26-13 Seahawks. Nix tried to rally the Broncos but he was intercepted with 5 1/2 minutes left. Nix did get the Broncos in the end zone on a 4 yard run with 2:09 left. The Denver defense needed a stop. With the Seahawks facing 3rd and 11 from their own 29, a completion by smith only gained 9. Yet the defense jumped offside to give the Seahawks another chance on 3rd and 6. Smith hit Lockett for 9 and then took 3 knees. 26-20 Seahawks 

Dallas Cowboys at Cleveland Browns — Before the game started, Jerry Jones put his money where his mouth is and gave Dad Prescott a 4 year, $240 million contract extension. At $60 million per year, Prescott is the highest paid NFL player for the moment. There is a sentiment that Prescott is overrated, and that many of his yards come in garbage time. Jerrah has a tendency to fall in love with shiny objects and overpay his stars. His dear friend Al Davis used to do this. With Mike McCarthy on the hot seat despite three straight 12 win seasons, this was the year for the Cowboys to either make a deep playoff run or get blown up in the offseason. The Browns would rise or fall depending on whether or not Deshaun Watson would get back to his pre-suspension form. Before the game it was announced that he was now facing a civil lawsuit for some sexual issues, although the criminal charges were dropped awhile back. A 28 yard punt return gave the Browns a short field at the Dallas 46. Dustin Hopkins hit a 51 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Browns. After that reality set in.

After a touchback, CeeDee Lamb took an end around 10 yards. Prescott then went deep to Lamb for 34. Prescott went deep to Brandin Cooks for a 21 yard touchdown to make it 7-3 Cowboys. In the second quarter the Cowboys took over at their own 22. Ezekiel Elliott left Dallas last year but was reacquired by the Cowboys for this season. He ripped off a 9 yard gain. On 3rd and 1 from their own 31, Prescott gained 3. Lamb took another end around for 12. On 3rd and 1 from the Cleveland 45, Dowdle gained 6. Prescott hit Brooks for 18. Elliott ran for a 3 yard touchdown to make it 14-3 Cowboys. The Cowboys got it back at their own 44, and Brandon Aubrey hit a 57 yard field goal to make it 17-3 Cowboys with 2:06 left in the half. Watson was quickly intercepted to set up the Cowboys at the Cleveland 23. Aubrey hit from  4o to make it 20-3 Cowboys at the intermission. 

The second half was pointless. Kavontae Turpin returned a punt 60 yards for a touchdown to make it 27-3 Cowboys. The Browns did manage a third quarter touchdown, Aubrey tacked on field goals of 50 in the third quarter and 46 in the fourth quarter to make it 33-10 Cowboys. The Browns added a garbage touchdown. 33-17 Cowboys

Washington Commanders at Tampa Bay Buccaneers — Dan Quinn began hit first game as the Commanders head coach, replacing the fired Ron Rivera. Meanwhile, Todd Bowles is somehow still coaching the Buccaneers. Chase McLaughlin hit first quarter field goals of 56 and 34 to make it 6-0 Buccaneers. Cade York missed a 47 yard try for the Commanders as the first quarter ended. The Buccaneers began the second quarter facing 3rd and 7 at their own 40. Baker mayfield hit Chris Godwin for 11, Palmer for 19, and Roddy White for 19 more. Mayfield went to Mike Evans for a 17 yard touchdown to make it 13-0 Buccaneers. 

The Commanders finally got going from their own 26,Jaydon Daniels ran for 16. Daniels hit Auston Ekeler for 22. Daniels ran for 12 with defensive unnecessary roughness adding 11 more. Robinson ran for a 7 yard touchdown to get the Commanders within 13-7. York then hit the ensuing kickoff out of bounds to set up the Buccaneers at their own 40. The Buccaneers ran 13 plays and held the ball for 7 minutes. On 3rd and 3 from the Washington 6, a false start killed the drive. Mclaughlin hit from 29 with 16 seconds left in the half for a 16-7 Buccaneers advantage. 

A long third quarter driveway the Commanders  to get back in the game was wasted when York’s 56 yard field goal try was wide right no good. The Buccaneers took over at their own 46. White ran for 15. Defensive pass interference added 22. Mayfield hit Godwin for a 4 yard touchdown to make it 23-7 Buccaneers. Daniels did run for a one yard touchdown to cap a 60 yard drive and get the Commanders within 23-14, but after that the Buccaneers turned out the lights. From their own 28, Mayfield hit White for a 32 yard gain. On the first play of the fourth quarter on 3rd and 7 from the Washington 32, Mayfield went deep to McMillan for the touchdown to make it 30-14 Buccaneers. The Buccaneers got it back at their own 9 yard line. Irving ran for 8 and 21. On 3rd and 18 from their own 40, Mayfield hit Godwin for 24. Irving ran for 11. On 3rd and goal at the one, Mayfield hit Evans to make it 37-14 Buccaneers. The Commanders added a garbage touchdown.  As for York, he was cut the day after the game. 37-20 Buccaneers

 

Los Angeles Rams at Detroit Lions was the Sunday night game. We all know the big trade that swapped Jared Goff and Matthew Stafford. Both quarterbacks thrived in their new environments as Stafford led the Rams in 2920 to a Super Bowl title and Goff in 2023 led the long-suffering Lions to the NFC Title Game. That playoff run included a 24-23 home win by the Lions that knocked out the Rams. The Rams began with a 13 play, 67 yard, 6 1/2 minute drive from their own 10 yard line. They reached a 1st and 10 at the Detroit 19, but a sack of Stafford and a false start killed the drive. Harty hit a 41 yard field goal to make it 3-0 Rams. The Lions responded after a touchback with a 15 play, 63 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive. The Lions easy in the second quarter faced 2nd and goal at the 6. A run lost a yard and Goff threw incomplete. Bates hit the 25 yard field goal for a 3-3 game. The Rams responded with a 12 play, 55 yard, 6 minute drive. Surprisingly, Sean McVay passed up a 41 yard field goal and went for it on 4th and 4 at the Detroit 23. Stafford threw incomplete. 

Goff then went to Williams for a 36 yard gain. Goff went to Gibbs for 14. Wiliams got around the end for 13. On 3rd and 1 from the Rams 5, Gibbs gained 2. From the one, Gibbs got in for the touchdown just past the 2 minute warning for a 10-3 Lions lead. After a touchback, Stafford took the Rams to a 1st and goal at the 8 with 25 seconds left in the half. After an incompletion, Stafford went to the end zone to tie the game. Instead, Stafford was intercepted. In the third quarter, a field position game had the Lions taking over at their own 41. On 3rd and 3, Goff went deep to Williams for a 52 yard touchdown. The Lions appeared to be running away with the game up 17-3. 

The Rams soon faced 3rd and 10 from their own 30. Stafford hit Cooper Kupp for gains fo 13 and 21. On 3rd and 4 from the Detroit 30, Williams only gained one yard. Down by 14, Sean McVay went for it. Stafford hit Robinson for 14. On 3rd and 6 from the Detroit 11, Stafford threw incomplete but defensive pass interference meant a 9 yard gain. Williams ran for a 2 yard touchdown to get the Rams within 17-10. The Lions moved from their own 16 to a 1st and goal at the one, ever so close to icing the game. Williams got stopped for no gain. Then Whittington got in, but offensive pass interference nullified the score. Harty hit a 26 yard field goal to get the Rams within 17-13 with 12 1/2 minutes left in regulation. After a touchback, the Lions moved to a 2nd and 3 at the Detroit 23. First came a false start. Then Gotf was intercepted by Johnson to set the Rams up at their own 20. 

The Rams soon faced 3rd and 1 at their own 29. Stafford hit Johnson for 13. On 3rd and 1 just past midfield, Williams gained 2. Stafford then hit Kupp for 20Robinson for 14, and Kupp for a 9 yard touchdown. 17 unanswered points by the Lions was encountered with 17 unanswered points by the Rams. The Rams held a 20-17 lead with 4 1/2 minutes left in regulation. With 2:11 left, the Lions got the ball back at their own 31. At the 2 minute warning on 3rd and 5, Goff hit Sam Laporta for 18 with defensive unnecessary roughness adding 15 more. On 3rd and 2 from the Rams 23, Gibbs gained 4. With 24 seconds left, the Lions had 3rd and 5 at the Rams 24. Goff threw incomplete. Bates hit a 32 yard field goal as the game went into overtime. The Lionswon the coin toss in overtime and Dan Campbell went full smash mouth. After a touchback, Raymond gained 12. Montgomery added 21 and 9. Goff hit Gibbs for 10. On 3rd and 1 from the Rams 9, Montgomery after a 6 yard run added 8 more. Halfway through overtime, Montgomery crashed in for that last yard as the Rams never saw the ball. This would make for a great rematch in the NFC Title Game. To start the season, it a fine, fine football game. 26-20 Rams

New York Jets at San Francisco 49ers was the Monday night game. Aaron Rodgers was supposed to be the savior for the Jets, but last year he lasted all of 4 snaps. This  year he was healthy, but the hype around the team still seemed odd. After all, when he was in Green Bay he was frequently losing to the 49ers. Their defense simply overwhelmed him. The 49ers made it to the Super Bowl but lost in overtime. Jets fans considered this a possible Super Bowl preview, but realistic football fans expected the 49ers to handle business and easily defeat their former defensive coordinator. A Jets fumble 3 minutes into the game gave the 49ers a short field at the Jets 32. The Jets do have a defense, and the 49ers settled for a 46 yard Moody field goal to lead 3-0. The Jets soon faced 3rd and 8 at their own 32. Rodgers hit Wilson for 16. On 3rd and 7 just past midfield, Rodgers went to Wilson for 14 and to Breece Hall for 13. On 3rd and 7 from the San Francisco 19, Rodgers went to Wilson for 8 and then 8 more. Hall got in for a 3 yard touchdown. The 12 play, 70 yard, 7 minute drive had the Jets up 7-3. Then reality took over. 

The 49ers after a touchback moved to a 3rd and 5 at the Jets 29 to start the second quarter. Kyle Shanahan went to his bag of tricks and had Deebo Samuel line up in the shotgun instead of Brock Purdy. The play was blown up for a 4 yard loss. Moody hit a 51 yard field goal to get the 49ers within 7-6. The 49ers got the ball back at their own 33. Purdy ran for 11. Mason ran for 5, 6 and 9. On 2nd and 19 from the Jets 39 after offensive holding, Purdy hit Jennings for 22. Mason ran for 11. Samuel got the final 2 yards on the ground to cap the 12 play, 67 yard, 6 minute drive to make it 13-7 49ers. The 49ers go the ball back at their own 12 and moved 75 yards in 12 plays over 5 minutes. The 49ers had 1st and 10 at the Jets 13 with 24 seconds left in the half. A completion went nowhere and Purdy then threw incomplete twice.  Moody hit a 31 yard field goal to end the half with the 49ers up 16-7. 

After a third quarter touchback, the 49ers quickly moved to end what little suspense remained. Purdy hit Samuel for 10. On 3rd and 4 rom their own 47, Purdy hit Jennings for 5. On 3rd and 2 from the Jets 40, Mason gained 8. Purdy went deep to Kyle Juszczyk for 34. Mason ran for a 5 yard touchdown to finish the 11 play, 70 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive and make it 23-7 49ers. Rodgers was intercepted to give the 49ers the ball back at their own 39. They moved to a 3rd and 2 at the Jets 35. Purdy threw incomplete. Moody hit a 53 yard field goal to put the 49ers up 26-7. The Jets managed a touchdown, but the 49ers salted it away with Moody fourth quarter field goals of 23 and 42 yards to make it 32-13 49ers. The Jets added one more garbage touchdown. The 49ers are in Super bowl mode. The Jets are not. 32-19 49ers

NFL 2024 Week 1 Prequel

September 4th, 2024

NFL 2024 Week 1 Prequel

The agony is over. The waiting is over. The miserable existence known as the NFL offseason is over. Pro football is back, thank God. Here is the NFL 2024 Week 1 Prequel, with point spreads provided by CBS.com and all times Eastern.

Thursday, September 5, 2024, 8pm

Baltimore Ravens at Kansas City Chiefs (-3) — The Chiefs are the two time defending champions, but they were very vulnerable last year. They staggered to a championship. They loses pieces every year but Walrus Andy Reid and Kermit the Frog Patrick Mahomes are still there. John Harbaugh is as solid as ever. Lamar Jackson is a great regular season quarterback but he just can’t seem to beat Mahomes and the Chiefs. The Ravens might be the better team, but go with the trend. Chiefs cover

Green Bay Packers at Philadelphia Eagles (-2 1/2) in Brazil — The very first ever NFL game in Brazil makes for a rare special Friday night football game not involving high school or college. The Eagles were cruising toward their second straight NFC Championship until a late season collapse doomed them. The Packers overachieved and shocked Dallas on the road in the Wildcard playoffs. The Packers now have bruiser Josh Jacobs. Jordan Love just signed a monster contract, but Jalen Hurts is better. Nick Sirianni is already on the hot seat. The Eagles have a chip on their shoulder, especially newly acquired Saquon Barkley. Expect them to rally around their embattled coach, especially early on.Eagles cover

Houston Texans (-2 1/2) at Indianapolis Colts — Last year CJ Stroud and Anthony Richardson were two of the newest faces of the NFL. Yet Richardson went down early in the season with a bad concussion and other injuries, delaying this rivalry a year. Stroud established himself as the real deal. Because Richarsdon remains an unknown, so do the Colts. Go with the known commodity who is very good. The Texans knocked the Colts out of the playoffs to win the division last year. Their momentum will continue Texans cover

Jacksonville Jaguars at Miami Dolphins (-3) — The Jaguars began last year 8-3 before Trevor Lawrence suffered an injured shoulder. The team collapsed. Now Lawrence and Doug Pederson look to build on consecutive nine win seasons with a deep playoff run. The Dolphins also were red hot most of the year before bungling away the division and home field advantage in the playoffs against Buffalo. Tua Tagovailoa took the next step last year. Both of these teams need to right the ship from promising seasons gone wrong. The Dolphins have the better defense. Dolphins cover

Carolina Panthers at New Orleans Saints (-4) — This year could be the swan song for Dennis Allen and Derek Carr if they don’t get it done. They start against an awful Panthers team that saw top pick Bryce Young overshadowed by other quarterbacks. The Saints swept the Panthers last year. The Saints still have running back Alvin Kamara to ease the pressure on Carr. The Saints have a good defense. Go with the defense and the home field. Saints cover

Minnesota Vikings (-1) at New York Giants — The Vikings lost Kirk Cousins in free agency. They still have Justin Jefferson, but nobody knows if Sam Darnold is washed up. Meanwhile, the Giants are a dumpster fire. Daniel Jones was never that good, and now Saquon Barkley is gone. It will be a long season for Big Blue. Vikings cover

Las Vegas Raiders at Los Angeles Chargers (-3 1/2) — Forget the 63 points the Raiders put up on the Chargers late last year. There is a new sheriff in town. If Jim Harbaugh cannot motivate the perpetually underachieving Chargers, nobody can. Antonio Pierce did well enough as an interim coach, but now he has his first season as the true head man. The Raiders have Gardner Minshew starting over the stiff Aidan O’Connell. The Raiders defense has improved. Harbaugh will develop the Chargers into a nasty defense. The question is if the turnaround can begin in his first game. The Raiders looked awful in preseason. Los Angeles is a de facto home game for the Raiders. Zamir White is good enough, but the Raiders will regret losing Josh Jacobs. Going against Harbaugh is foolish. Chargers cover

Denver Broncos at Seattle Seahawks (-5 1/2) — Russell Wilson now plays for neither team. Pete Carroll is gone. Nobody knows what to make of the Seahawks now. Sean Payton found a gem of a quarterback in Bo Nix. The 12th man is not what it was. Go with the experience of Payton in his second season. Upset special, Broncos win outright

Dallas Cowboys at Cleveland Browns (-2 1/2) — Both teams are loaded, but can they finally get it done? The Cowboys kept their star players. The Browns have the better defense. Mike McCarthy is on the hot seat as Jerry Jones declares this season Super Bowl or bust for the umpteenth straight year. The Brows added several wide receivers to compliment their defense. Dan Prescott is overrated, but nobody knows what to make of Deshaun Watson after his long absence. The Cowboys are desperate desperadoes. Go with them in a battle of two hungry teams. Cowboys cover

Washington Commanders at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-3) — The Commanders are a mess. The Buccaneers somehow still have Todd Bowles as the head coach. The Buccaneers still have Baker Mayfield and Mike Evans, who will put points on the board. The Buccaneers have the better defense. Buccaneers cover

Los Rams at Detroit Lions (-3 1/2) — The Lions went from perennial doormats to a couple fluke plays from the Super Bowl. Sean McVay and Dan Campbell are stud coaches in different ways. They both have the big balls to make the gutsy calls in big situations. The Rams are not what they were, and Jared Goff badly wants to beat the team and coach who gave up on him. Expect Matthew Stafford to do the same against his former team. Expect Campbell to pull out all the stops. This could be a track meet. Lions win but fail to cover

New York Jets at San Francisco 49ers (-4) — If Aaron Rodgers can play more than four snaps, the Jets may have a very good season. Yet Rodgers always struggled against the Green Bay defense. Brock Purdy has come into his own and Christian McCaffrey is a beast. The Jets match up well against the 49ers. Robert Saleh is on the hot seat. Kyle Shanahan should beat his former defensive coordinator by unleashing his own defense on Rodgers. The 49ers were oh so close to winning the Super Bowl last year. They will be as motivated as it gets. 49ers cover

For the sake of peace, Sinwar needs to die and Gaza needs to burn

September 3rd, 2024

Burn It All Down and Kill Sinwar

 

Jewish hearts sank with the news that six more hostages were found dead in Gaza. Since October 7th, a combination of malicious antisemites and misguided liberals have demanded a Gaza ceasefire. They could not be more wrong.

 

Their warped reasoning is that a quick deal would release hostages and end the war. This shallow short-term thinking led to the horrific 2006 Gilad Shalit deal. In exchange for his life, 900 Arab terrorists were released. One of those terrorists was Yahya Sinwar, the mastermind behind the October 7th, 2023 murders of 1,200 innocent Jews.

 

Do the math. For every three Arab terrorists released for Gilad Shalit, four innocent Jews were murdered. Now the ceasefire coalition wants to exchange 100 Jewish hostages who may already be dead for another 1,000 radical Islamic terrorists. Sinwar, the current Hamas leader, has demanded that any agreement include a guarantee sparing his life.

 

Useful idiots from Old Europe to Ivy League university presidents to America’s State Department diplomats need to get stuffed. The last thing Israel needs is another phony peace agreement that makes Oslo seem reasonable by comparison.

 

It is long past time for Israel to burn Gaza to the ground and kill Sinwar. Burn it all down. Burn, baby burn. Burn Gaza burn, disco inferno.

 

There is no diplomatic solution to dealing with bloodthirsty fanatics.

 

President Harry Truman dropped atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, killing 100,000 Japanese people. Many of them were innocent civilians. His actions saved the world. Japan quickly surrendered, ending World War II and preserving hundreds of thousands of lives.

 

As General George Patton said in that war, “No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country…We’re not just going to shoot the bastards. We’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood…We’re gonna kick the hell out of him all the time, and we’re gonna go through him like crap through a goose!”

 

After the September 11th attacks, President George W. Bush smashed al Qaeda to pieces. Saddam Hussein was then captured in a spider hole, put on trial, and hung. As Toby Keith beautifully sang, “We’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American way.”

 

When ISIS murdered Americans, President Donald J. Trump vowed to “bomb the hell out of ISIS” and let loose hard military power. General James “Mad Dog” Mattis and his men obliterated everyone in their path.

 

 

Now Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has to do the job that American leaders refuse to do. Who is going to permanently end the Islamist threat on Israel’s border? Does anyone expect President Joe Biden in his condition to do it? Does anyone believe Vice President Kamala Harris would take morally righteous actions and risk losing Arab Muslim Michigan voters?

 

Remember, Israel should not even have to burn Gaza down. America should do it. One of the dead hostages was a 23-year-old Israeli-American citizen named Hersh Goldberg-Polin. Since when do third world barbarians get to murder Americans with impunity? When did the murder of Americans by foreign powers not result in the severest retaliatory consequences?

 

Israel has the power to end this war, reclaim deterrence, and secure their border for a generation. They need to let the displaced Egyptian Arabs in Gaza who call themselves “Palestinians” have their come to Allah moment. Either they turn over all the hostages and Sinwar in 72 hours, or Israel ends their way of life.

 

The time for fretting over collateral damage needs to end. The time for allowing hostages to become blackmail bargaining chips needs to end. The time for respecting opinions of antisemitic professors and their imbecilic brainwashed students needs to end. The time for listening to useless State Department bureaucrats who never solved a single world problem needs to end.

 

The Islamist grip on Judea and Samaria needs to end. It needs to end now.

 

That starts with setting Gaza on fire until Sinwar meets his maker. Whether he is killed by his own people, the Israeli Defense Forces, or a revitalized America is irrelevant.

 

Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein were not removed through diplomacy or osmosis. They were removed through force. Force is what will rid the world of Sinwar.

 

Burn it all down. Kill Sinwar. Then smoke a peace pipe or a cigar, whatever your preference.

NFL 2024 Preseason: Week 3 Raiders Recap

August 25th, 2024

NFL 2024 Preseason: Week 3 Raiders Recap

After losing their first two preseason games, the Raiders sought to win their last one. The Raiders were hosting the San Francisco 49ers. Firmly entrenched as the starter after reaching the Super Bowl last year, Brock Purdy was expected to sit. Yet Kyle Shanahan had him start. Purdy led the 49ers from their own 32 to the Raiders 26 before the drive died. Moody hit a 49 year old field goal to make it 3-0 49ers.

Antonio Pierce named Gardner Minshew the regular season starter and Aidan O’Connell the backup. They were given the night off as this game became an audition for the 3rd string quarterback competitors. Nathan Peterman once threw 5 interceptions in one half of football. Yet former Raiders coach Jon Gruden raved about him and gave him a chance. Now he had another chance. On 3rd and 2 from his own 39, Peterman gained one yard as the Raiders went 3 and out.

Meanwhile, Purdy led a 12 play, 85 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive. Mason ran for a 4 yard touchdown to make it 10-0 49ers.The Raiders fumbled the ball away. Purdy led the 49ers from midfield to a 3rd and 6 at the Raiders 16. Purdy was then intercepted, Despite the pick, he seemed to be in regular season form and was done for the night. His backup was Allen. The 49ers were dominating, but the Raiders got a big break on special teams. Tyreik McAllister returned a punt 81 yards for a touchdown to get the Raiders within 10-7.

Yet the 49ers shifted momentum right back when Guerendo returned the ensuing kickoff 93 yards to the Raiders 4 yard line. Taylor ran for a 3 yard touchdown to make it 17-7 49ers. The Raiders were lifeless on offense for 28 minutes. Just past the 2 minute warning, the Raiders finally got going from their own 21. Peterman hit Wilkerson for 14 and Brown for 20 and 12. On 3rd and 4 from the San Francisco 9, Peterman hit Guyton for 6. Peterman hit Wilkerson for a 3 yard touchdown with 13 seconds left in the half to get the Raiders within 17-14.

The Raiders began the third quarter at their own 19 and Bradley replaced Peterman. Playing against backup defenders, Bradley hit Keyton for 22 and McAkkister for a 35 yard touchdown to give the Raiders their first lead up 21-17. Allen had one more series for the 49ers resulting in a punt. When the 49ers got the ball back, Josh Dobbs was under center. He led the 49ers from their own 45 to a 3rd and goal at the 10. Dobbs hit Cowing for a 10 yard touchdown to make it 24-21 49ers after three quarters.

An ugly fourth quarter saw the 49ers fumble the ball away to set the Raiders up at the San Francisco 29. Yet on 4th and goal at the 2, Bradley went to the end zone and was intercepted. With 1:45 left in regulation, the 49ers fourth quarterback of the day was Mordecai. The 49ers had 4th and 5 at the Raiders 11. A field goal would not lock up the win, so Shanahan went for it. This would not have happened in the regular season. Mordecai threw incomplete.

Bradley led the Raiders all the way to the Frisco 20. With a chance for the win, Bradley was sacked with 35 seconds left. With 16 seconds left, Daniel Carlson came in for a 43 yard field goal try to tie the game. Carlson was good.

A touchback and a defensive unnecessary roughness penalty had the 49ers at their own 45 with 3 seconds left. Mordecai completed the Hail Mary to Taylor for a 48 yard gain to the Raiders 7 yard line, but with no time left all the 49ers could do was try a few hook and laterals. The Raider recovered the ball. In preseason, there is no longer overtime. The game ended in a tie. The Raiders should be concerned. Peterman was cut a few days later. The Raiders have just over 2 weeks to get ready for their regular season opener at the Chargers. The 2024 preseason is in the books. 24-24 tie.

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NFL 2024 Preseason: Week 2 Raiders Recap

August 20th, 2024

NFL 2024 Preseason: Week 2 Raiders Recap

The Raiders held their second preseason game, and their first one at home in Las Vegas. They hosted the Dallas Cowboys.

The Raiders began at their own 24. The previous week Aidan O’Connell started. This week Garden Minshew began the game. The Raiders moved to a 4th and 3 at the Dallas 47. Normally this would be a punting situation, but in preseason coaches take chances. Antonio Pierce went for it and Minshew threw incomplete. Dan Prescott had the night off so Cooper Rush led the offense. Brandon Aubrey hit a 54 yard field goal but then hit the ensuing kickoff out of bounds. The Raiders took over at their own 40. They moved to a 1st and 10 at the Dallas 12. A run gained only one yard and Minshew then threw incomplete twice. Daniel Carlson hit a 29 yard field goal for a 3-3 game. 

Trey Lance took over as Cowboys quarterback. The game turned into a puntfest, eventually leading to the Raiders recovering a fumbled punt at the Dallas 23 in the second quarter. Yet on 4th and 5, Antonio Pierce passed up an easy field goal and again went for it. This would not happen in the regular season. Minshew threw incomplete. The Cowboys punted and Tre Tucker returned the punt 43 yards to the Dallas 28. This time on 4th and 5 from the Dallas 9, Pierce played it safe. Carlson hit the 27 yard field goal to make it 6-3 Raiders midway through the second quarter.

The Cowboys from their own 24 embarked on a 14 play, 76 yard, 6 1/2 minute drive. Lance hit Flournoy for a one yard touchdown to make it 10-6 Cowboys. The half ended with history. Aubrey came in for a 66 yard field goal try. Baltimore kicker Justin Tucker holds the record with a 66 yard field goal. Aubrey made the kick. Yet the record books will not show that he tied the record. This was a preseason game. His great kick will be unheralded. Nevertheless, the Cowboys led 13-6 at the break.

In the third quarter O’Connell led a 13 play, 57 yard, 7 minute drive. On 4th and 2 at the Dallas 26, Antonio Pierce went for it. O’Connell hit Turner for 8. O’Connell hit Bryant for a 5 yard touchdown. Normally this would mean a tie game, but preseason is when coaches get bold. Antonio Pierce eschewed the tie and went for a 2 point conversion and the lead. O’Connell threw incomplete and the Raiders trailed 13-12. 

The Raiders got it back and moved from their own 34 and moved to a 1st and 10 at the Dallas 29. Then came an offensive holding penalty. The fourth quarter began with the Raiders facing 2nd and 16 at the Dallas 35. The Raiders were in position for a long field goal and the lead. Carlson never got the chance. O’Connell was intercepted by Hail, who returned the pick 69 yards for a defensive touchdown and a 20-12 Cowboys lead. The Cowboys got it back at their own 12 and moved 88 yards in 12 plays and 7 1/2 minutes. Lance capped the drive with a 2 yard touchdown to put the game on ice. The Raiders dropped to 0-2 in the preseason. 27-12 Cowboys

NFL 2024 Preseason: Week 1 Raiders Recap

August 11th, 2024

NFL 2024 Preseason: Week 1 Raiders Recap

The offseason is over, and it was time to play preseason football. Antonio Pierce was now the full time Raiders head coach. The defense under Patrick Graham finally seemed improved after over a decade of being subpar. Sadly, running back Josh Jacobs is in Green Bay, as Zamir White is now the lead back. Aidan O’Connell and newly acquired free agent Gardner Minshew were in an open battle for the quarterback spot, which has suffered since Derek Carr went to New Orleans.

With preseason games, the score is less important than seeing how the players are executing.

The Raiders first preseason game was at the Minnesota Vikings. The Vikings were also a team in transition under head coach Kevin O’Connell. Longtime starter Kirk Cousins signed with Atlanta. Rookie JJ McCarthy would see playing time in this game, but it was newly acquired veteran Sam Darnold who got the start. Darnold was looking to revive his career.

The Vikings after an opening touchback under the new kickoff rules got the ball at their own 30 yard line. They moved to a 3rd and 2 at the Raiders 4 yard line. After Darnold threw incomplete, Kevin O’Connell decided to go for it. This is preseason, after all. Darnold threw incomplete again. So while it was concerning for the Raiders defense that the Minnesota offense moved so easily, the goal line stand was a positive development.

From one O’Connell to another, it was time for Aidan as he got the surprising start over Minshew. O’Connell led an efficient 15 play, 83 yard drive that took nearly 8 minutes off the clock. Yet the one knock on O’Connell is that he holds the ball too long. Also, on 2nd and goal at the 3, the Raiders should have been running the ball. Instead, O’Connell threw incomplete. On 3rd and goal, O’Connell was sacked. Daniel Carlson hit the 31 yard field goal for a 3-0 Raiders lead.

The Vikings took over at their own 15 yard line, and it seemed Darnold was already done for the night. McCarthy saw his first NFL action. After three straight runs, McCarthy began the second quarter with his first NFL pass attempt. He completed it to N sailor for 18 yards. Yet on 3rd and 8 from his own 44, mcCarthy threw his first interception. Ball hawk Jack Jones picked off McCarthy to set the Raiders up at their own 33.

Now it was O’Connell who was surprisingly done for the night as Minshew took over. Minshew quickly went deep to Tre Tucker for a 29 yard gain. Running back Alexander Mattison spent his first 5 years with the Vikings, but in this past offseason he was cut and picked up by the Raiders. With White done for the day, Mattison got to carry the ball for the silver and black. Minshew went deep to Turner for a 20 yard touchdown to put the Raiders up 10-0.

This time the Vikings struck back quickly. On 2nd and 6 from their own 28, McCarthy hit Jackson for a 24 yard gain. On the next play Nwangwu broke through the right side and ripped off a 48 yard touchdown run. Just like that, the Vikings were within 10-7.

The Raiders soon faced 3rd and 11 at their own 25. Minshew went deep to Tucker, who made a diving catch for a 44 yard gain. On 3rd and 6 from the Minnesota 27, Minshew found Fotheringham for an 11 yard gain and Amir Abdullah for 10 more. White took a hand off up the middle and spun his way in for a 2 yard touchdown to make it 17-7 Raiders.

Then came some confusion due to the new kickoff rules. Surprise onside kicks are no longer allowed, and even expected onside kicks have severe restrictions. In this case Carlson merely had a short kickoff that traveled 44 yards to the Minnesota 21. This is now a violation. The ball did not reach the “landing zone,” which is the opposing team’s 20. Because the ball was one yard short, the Vikings automatically received the ball at their own 40.

The Vikings moved to a 4th and 3 at the Raiders 18 at the 2 minute warning. The Raiders have very good special teams. Kicker Carlson and punter AJ Cole are both solid. Yet it was a different kind of special teams play that showed improvement. Greg Joseph was the kicker for Minnesota last year who scored the only points late in the game in a 3-0 Vikings win over the Raiders. This year Joseph is in Green Bay. Rookie Will Reichard is now the Vikings kicker. His first NFL attempt from 36 yards out was blocked. Sanford returned the blocked kick 42 yards to set up the Raiders at the Minnesota 40. Carlson nailed a 56 yard field goal to have the Raiders up 20-7 at the half.

While the second half would be played with a bunch of third stringers who might not make the roster of either team, the Raiders still wanted to get out of Minnesota with a win. The previous Raiders coach who shall not be mentioned ever again was famous for blowing double digit leads. The Raiders 3rd string quarterback is Anthony Brown Jr, in his first season with the team. He began the second half and played the rest of the way. On his first pass attempt, he was sacked.

The Vikings soon got the ball back and faced 3rd and 9 at their own 40. McCarthy was stallion the game, and he went to Muse for 15. McCarthy then went deep to Jackson for a 45 yard touchdown to get the Vikings within 20-14. Brown after a delay of game soon faced 3rd and 12 at his own 17. He was sacked again. The Vikings got the ball back at their own 37 and soon faced 4th and 1 at the Raiders 43 after McCarthy threw incomplete. Kevin O’Connell went for it. McCarthy went to Jackson for 10 yards and then went deep to Sherfield for a 33 yard touchdown. Just like that, the Vikings led for the first time 21-20.

After a third straight failed drive by Brown that saw the Raiders offense move backward, the Vikings brought in their third stringer Jaren Hall. McCarthy after two straight touchdown drives was done for the night. The Vikings went 3 and out when Matt Gaskin got stopped cold on 3rd and 1. The Raiders took over with a short field just past midfield. Without throwing a single pass, the Raiders moved to a 4th and 2 at the Minnesota 12. Antonio Pierce went for it. Brown gained 4 yards. Yet on 3rd and goal at the one, rather than play smash mouth, Pierce decided to line up in the shotgun. Coaches everywhere must stop doing this. Go basic, stone age football. Stop trying to be too cute by half. McCormick was blasted for a 3 yard loss. Carlson hit the 23 yard field goal to put the Raiders back in front 23-21 with 9:43 left in regulation.

The game then turned ugly, as each team punted three straight times. The raiders went 3 and out all three times, while the Vikings went 3 and out twice and punted after 4 plays once. That means the Vikings managed one first down and the Raiders managed none. That’s why these are third string players.

With 90 seconds left, the Vikings took over at their own 41. Hall hit James for 13. On 3rd and 3 from the Raiders 39, Hall hit Thomas for 11. With 4 seconds left in regulation, Reichard came in for a 38 yard field goal try. The kick was good, and the Vikings had the win.

Yes, Raiders fans can be tempted to talk about another double digit collapse, but this was different. Yes, the Raiders should have slammed the door shut. nevertheless, their starters outplayed the Minnesota starters. The previous administration went 4-0 in preseason, which meant nothing once the games counted. The Raiders have some bright spots and some room for improvement, as is the case with every team. The Raiders have two more preseason games, both at home. They will host Dallas and San Francisco. 24-23 Vikings

 

Jews 5785, Cori Bush 4

August 8th, 2024

Five weeks after New York Congressman Jamaal Bowman was ousted in his Democrat primary, fellow Squad member Cori Bush of St Louis, Missouri met the same fate. Like Bowman, Bush frequently crossed the line from anti-Israel criticism to overt antisemitism. Bush could not even bring herself to concede that Hamas is a terrorist organization. Even the U.S. State Department, certainly no friend of Israel, was able to take that small step.

 

To the two congressmen who repeatedly attacked Jews, good riddance to bad rubbish. Yet there is an even deeper silver lining to the removal of these black clouds. This might be the election that revives AIPAC as a legitimate political force.

 

The American Israel Public Affairs Committee can be maddeningly confounding. Desperate to be seen as non-partisan, AIPAC frequently angers people on both sides of the political spectrum.

 

Liberals including liberal Jews often attack AIPAC as a dark and shadowy right-wing power group. They claim that AIPAC is far too reluctant to support the claims of Palestinians. These critics fail to grasp that the job of an Israel lobby is to…wait for it…lobby for Israel. To be fair, these critics are also often the same people angry at McDonalds hamburger restaurants for eschewing vegetables in favor of hamburgers. AIPAC’s obstinacy in going against its own core mission is somehow apostasy.

 

This all provides plenty of amusement for conservative Republican Jews, who lament that AIPAC for too long has been liberal, impotent, and completely useless. Jews on the right offer as evidence AIPAC’s stubborn refusal to criticize antisemitism on the left or praise philosemitism from evangelical Christians and other Trump supporters.

 

On the policy front, many conservative Republican Jews never forgave AIPAC for being far too tepid in their belated criticism of the Iran Nuclear Deal. The perception of AIPAC is that they hold an annual gathering, politicians praise Israel, and no concrete policies follow up the conference.

 

AIPAC hurts their own image by insisting that they take politicians to task privately. This very well could be true, but conservatives have been right to remain skeptical. AIPAC tended to give everyone except Jimmy Carter and Pat Buchanan an “A” rating, rendering these inflated grades meaningless.

 

Yet AIPAC’s critics on the right need to give grudging credit where credit is due. AIPAC finally stepped up. They stepped up in a big way. They stepped up in a way that mattered. Most importantly, they stepped up in a way that was successful. AIPAC stood up for Jews and against those who hate Jews. Unlike the Iran Deal fiasco, this time AIPAC did not epitomize the idea of too little, too late. They did the right thing at the right time and got the right results.

 

AIPAC spent millions of dollars in 2024 Democrat primaries to help pro-Israel Democrats defeat anti-Israel incumbents. AIPAC’s ads were targeted toward moderate Democrats and often did not even mention Israel. AIPAC smartly focused on kitchen table issues including inflation and public safety. They focused on the squalid conditions in the Bowman and Bush districts with a message that hope was on the way from a better Democrat. In these districts, a Republican will not win. The Democrat primary is the general election. AIPAC spent millions of dollars to elect Democrats who are in many ways as progressive as Bowman and Bush, albeit with one major exception. The challengers who defeated Bowman and Bush like and respect Jews.

 

Criticize of AIPAC is deserved when they get something wrong. Those criticisms are often legitimate. Yet AIPAC just got something very big very right.

 

Thanks to AIPAC spending, two members of the Gaza ceasefire crowd have been fired. Two people who condemned Israel’s response to the October 7th attacks and whitewashed October 7th itself have been removed. Two people who repeated blood libels and antisemitic tropes will no longer be able to spread their bile.

 

Congress may not have gotten more Jewish, but it certainly got a lot less anti-Jewish.

 

Bowman and Bush can scream all they want about Jewish money and power. They are free to do so as private citizens.

 

So let us thank those who helped transfer Bowman and Bush to private life.

 

Well done, AIPAC. Ya done good.