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YES WE CAN make fun of Obama

Monday, November 10th, 2008

YES WE CAN make fun of Obama!

My friend Evan Sayet will be doing his monthly night of politically conservative comedy this Tuesday. The event takes place at the world famous Laugh Factory in Hollywood. For more details, go to his website.

http://www.evansayet.com/

While I will only be a happy spectator for his November show, I will be performing at his December show. Much of my routine is below.

For those that are wondering why I would publish a comedy routine before actually do it, I was concerned that Obama might ban conservative comedy before the show starts. He will not be sworn in yet, but I do not argue with the Messiah.

I find it ridiculous, and not in a good way, that comedians say that it is impossible to make fun of Obama. They say it is difficult. No, it is not. Some say it is because he is black. Others say that he is just so “cool,” Like Will Smith, that there is just nothing to lampoon. While he is not a serial hound dog like Bill Clinton, comedians that cannot find any materail poking fun at Barack Obama are simply lazy.

I came up with a ton of material, and it took me about 15 minutes to do so. Even if only a portion of this stuff works, 15 minutes is not much time to create a routine. At the end of the routine, I will sing the revival of the GOP to the tune of Gloria Gaynor’s “I will survive.”

Until then, here is my rough draft at an entire comedy routine lampooning His Royal Earness.

Obama Jokes

People say we cannot make fun of Obama…in the spirit of unity and harmony, let me say, “YES WE CAN. YES WE CAN. YES WE CAN.”

Ok, that was my entire routine, goodnight. (Pretends to walk off stage)

There is plenty to make fun of. This is a guy who thinks that Fannie Mae starred in commercials for Polident.

This is a guy who thinks that the subprime mess was connected to Bernie Mac.

I am not saying his head is disproportioned, but they renamed the Presidential plane Ear Force One.

Some people say he is effeminate. Not true. This guy is a world class athlete. He can jump 20 feet in the air and reach his nose.

I am not saying he is a snob, but picture John Kerry and Jacques Chirac having a baby.

I apologize for that last joke. It is one thing to say a man is half black. It is another to imply a man is half French.

(I then have 2 different approaches to the racial issue)

1)    I’m not saying we have a long way to go before reaching racial harmony, but Senator Robert Byrd did not need to ask Obama to valet his car.
2)    If you really want to prove racial progress in America, Obama should go on the Senate floor and ask Senator Robert Byrd to valet HIS car.

Yes, there still is racism in America, but we have lived long enough to see people bury the hatchet. We will now see a black President put aside racial differences, go to the Senate floor, and shake hands with a Kleagle from West Virginia.

Barack Obama wanted to name John Kerry Secretary of State. This is a perfect choice. Obama favors “tough diplomacy.” Kerry can take Armageddonijad and bore him to death.

(Al Gore can be used in that one as well)

Obama has been given extra Secret Service protection. After all, somebody has to stop people from breaking into the White House since Bill Clinton won’t stop his own wife.

People said Obama was too cocky, that before the election he was measuring the drapes. That’s not true. Hillary took them back in 2000.

Yes, Obama should reach out to people, but do we really want Ted Kennedy as Secretary of Transportation?

People say that Obama is as cool as Will Smith. Will Smith took care of the alien invaders. At least he secured our borders.

People say Obama has a Jewish problem. Yeah right, I have a Jewish problem. Obama doesn’t have to sit across from my relatives at Thanksgiving. My dad looks at Obama and says, “Son, why can’t you get a haircut like that nice young man. You’ll never be President without a shave.”

Obama will never know what it’s like to experience the pain of being a Jewish man until he goes on 20 Jdates.

(Another version: When asked about the suffering of the Jewish people, Obama reached an understanding when he lamented, “Yes, I’ve heard the horrors of Jdate.”)

I’m not saying the media was biased, but Chris Matthews puts on “Eau D’Obama Anus” perfume before leaving the house.

I am not saying Obama can be smug, but he puts it on as well.

I am not saying the black community is crossing the line in celebration, but does Snoop Dogg really need to spank Ann Coulter in his new video?

The black community has a new breakfast special. Barack Obama is a cool glass of milk, Michelle Obama eggs people on to support her husband, Charles Rangel brings home the bacon, Al Sharpton provides several pounds of bull, and best of all, Jesse Jackson is toast.

I’m not saying Jesse Jackson is angry and bitter, but Bill Clinton came up to him and said, “Honey, let’s go back to Chappaqua.”

I know some liberals that don’t own a tv, and get their information from NPR. They say they are proud to vote for a black man. How the heck do they know he’s black? All they have is a radio! I thought they were against racial profiling.

Barack Obama was asked if he would send the military to hot spots with black populations where suffering was occurring. While he did not commit to send troops to Darfur, Bill Clinton did say that South America policy should consist of finally invading Donna Brazile.

I am not saying Obama has more to learn about the Jewish community, but I did appreciate the holiday card he sent me wishing me a happy Chaka Khan.

Thanks to Obama’s election, I am now an environmentalist. I’ve reduced my emissions by 30%. I no longer have VP dreams about Sarah Palin.

I’m not saying I say “I’m not saying” too much…I’m just saying…

eric

NFL 2008–Week 10 Recap

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

The weather is getting colder, and the games are getting more important.

There will be no hyperbole this week. The games do not need it.

Unfortunately for fans, most of the early games this week were blowouts. After several weeks of heart stopping finishes, most of these games early on were anticlimactic. The late games were thrillers.

Below is the Week 10 NFL Recap.

Denver Broncos @ Cleveland Browns was the Thursday night game. Now that baseball season is thankfully over, Thursday night football returns to America. This game was a thriller. Brady Quinn made his first start, completing 23 of 35 with a pair of touchdown passes and no interceptions. Yet Quinn could only watch from the sidelines as Jay Cutler passed for a ridiculous 472 yards. Cutler began firing away at the outset, although the Broncos missed a 38 yard field goal on their opening drive. After a Cleveland punt, Cutler led an 86 yard drive. A 34 yard pass to Brandon Marshall led to a 1 yard run by Torain to open this high scoring game. A strong kickoff return by Josh Cribbs set the Browns up at their own 41. An 18 yard pass to Dante Stallworth and a 29 yard run by Jamal Lewis set up a 5 yard touchdown pass from Quinn to Kellen Winslow to tie the game 7-7.

A field goal in the 2nd quarter put the Browns up 10-7. Cutler then made a big mistake, with an interception setting up the Browns at the Denver 20. Quinn hit Winslow for 16 yards to put the Browns up 17-7. At this point Quinn made no more touchdowns and Cutler made no more mistakes. An exchange of field goals had the Browns up 20-10 at the half, and another exchange of field goals had the Browns up 23-13 after three quarters. The 4th quarter is what turned this ordinary game into a classic.

One minute into the 4th quarter, the Broncos began at their own 7 yard line. They needed one play as Cutler launched a bomb to Eddie Royal that went for a 93 yard touchdown in front of the shocked Cleveland crowd. The Broncos were within 23-20, and were just getting warmed up. Another strong kickoff by Cribbs had the Browns starting at midfield, but on 3rd and 6 from the Denver 46, Winslow fumbled. The Broncos took over at their own 38. Cutler found Royal for 22 yards, and several plays later threw a 28 yard touchdown pass to Graham to give Denver a 27-23 lead with 10 minutes remaining.

Quinn and the Browns took over at their own 22. A end run by Cribbs went for 21 yards. A 30 yard pass to Winslow and an 18 yard pass to Lewis had the Browns at the Denver 6 yard line. Lewis broke through from 1 yard out to put the Browns back in front 30-27 with 5 minutes left.

Cutler and the Broncos took over at their own 20, and Cutler led a staggering 13 play drive that bled a good amount of the clock. From the Cleveland 29, out of the shotgun, Cutler ran up the middle on a quarterback draw for 18 yards. Cutler then hit Marshall from the 11. The Broncos had scored 21 points in the 4th quarter to retake the 4 point lead with 1:14 left.

After a short kick, the Browns took over at their own 33. After gaining 9 yards on 1st down, 3 plays failed to gain one yard as the incompletions ended the drive and the game. Brady Quinn had an impressive debut, and cannot be blamed for Jay Cutler, for at least one game, turning into the second coming of hall of famer John Elway. 34-30 Broncos

New Orleans Saints @ Atlanta Falcons–On their second possession, Atlanta began at midfield. Matt Ryan took the short field and found Roddy White for a 16 yard touchdown pass to put the Falcons up 7-0. Drew Brees led the Saints on a 13 play, minute drive, but it bogged down at the 6 yard line. The field goal pulled the Saints to within 7-3. The Falcons took over at their own 31, and Ryan went back to work. A 32 yard pass to Michael Jenkins set up a 2 yard touchdown run by Michael Turner that had the Falcons up 14-3 early in the 2nd quarter. The teams traded field goals, as the Falcons led 17-6 at the half. Atlanta added a field goal in the 3rd quarter after a 13 play, 8 1/2 minute drive, to take a 20-6 lead into the final period.

Seconds into the 4th quarter, Ryan found Jerrius Norwood for a 67 yard touchdown pass to give the Falcons a comfortable 27-6 lead. Brees responded with a 12 play drive that included a 4th and 1 conversion from their own 29. A 15 yard touchdown pass to Deuce McAllister had the Saints within 27-13 with 10 minutes left. After a failed onsides kick, Atlanta punted. Brees moved the Saint from their own 10 to the Atlanta 21. Brees was then intercepted in the end zone by Houston. On the next New Orleans drive, Brees found Marquis Colston for a 48 yard gain. On 1st and goal from the 8, Bees was intercepted again. Jackson returned the interception 95 yards for the icing on the cake. The Saints did score a touchdown during garbage time, but it was far short of mattering. 34-20 Falcons

Tennessee Titans @ Chicago Bears–Although the Titans came in at 8-0, this game was expected to be tough. Both teams have solid defenses. Rex Grossman filled in for Kyle Orton in a game where points were expected to come infrequently. Grossman led a 14 play, 6 1/2 minute drive that went 75 yards. Grossman capped the drive off with a 5 yard touchdown pass to Matt Forte to put the Bears up 7-0.

The Bears often refer to “Good Rex, Bad Rex.” Good Rex began the game, but after a Tennessee punt, Bad Rex showed up. From deep in his own territory, a pass into coverage was batted by Cortland Finnegan and intercepted by Hope. From the Chicago 25, Kerry Collins led the Titans down to the one yard line, facing 4th and goal. Hall was stuffed up the middle by Brian Urlacher and company, fumbling the ball away. As the goal line stand left the game unchanged. However, the Bears could not move the ball, and after two straight positions inside their own 10, the Titans finally capitalized on the good field position. Chris Carr took a punt all the way to the Chicago 22. Collins hit Bo Scaife for a 10 yard touchdown pass to tie the game 7-7 at the break.

This game was about field position, and throughout the game, the Bears were starting deep in their own territory while the Titans were starting near midfield. After a Chicago punt, the Titans began at their own 44. Despite being known as a running team, Collins kept firing away as the Bears stuffed 8 men in the box. Passes to Jones, Gage, and Scaife had the Titans in the red zone. Collins hit Justin Gage for the 12 yard touchdown pass that had the Titans up 14-7. As the 3rd quarter ended, snow began to fall in Chicago.

More terrible field position for the Bears again had the Titans starting at their own 48. Lendale White ran it in from 2 yards out to put the Titans up 21-7 with 12 minutes remaining. When Tennessee blocked a field goal with 9 1/2 minutes left, the game seemed over. It was not. Tennessee could not run the ball all game, so incomplete passes ate up very little clock. Grossman began working out of the no huddle, and a 29 yard completion to Devon Hester set up a 1 yard quarterback sneak by Grossman for the score. The Bears trailed by 7 with 5 minutes left.

With 3:12 left, the Bears were in position to tie the game, taking over after a punt on the Tennessee 41. On 2nd and 1 from the 32, they went backwards, and a pair of incomplete passes had them turn it over on downs. Tennessee ran out the clock. Despite no ground game, Collins was 30 of 41 as the Titans gutted out another tough win. Jeff Fisher has his team at 9-0. 21-14 Titans

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Detroit Lions–The winless Lions signed the unemployed Dante Culpepper to lead them. Culpepper began by throwing an interception. David Garrard, beginning at the Detroit 23, could only lead the team to a Josh Scobee field goal and a 3-0 Jacksonville lead. Yet Culpepper still has a cannon of an arm. In the 2nd quarter he threw a 51 yard bomb to Calvin Johnson and a 27 yarder to Kevin Smith to set up a gadget play from the goal line. Stanton came in at quarterback for Culpepper to throw the one yard touchdown pass to Owens to put the Lions up 7-3.

Garrard went right to work from the Jacksonville 20, with Maurice Jones-Drew carrying the load. From the Detroit 35, Garrard found Lewis for a 29 yard gain. Jones-Drew carried the final 6 yards to put the Jaguars back up 10-7. After a Detroit punt, the Jaguars began at their own 29 and marched down the field again. Garrard found Jerry Porter for 26 yards, and Fred Taylor ran hard. Jones-Drew ran the final yard to give the Jaguars a 17-7 lead midway through the 2nd quarter. The Lions came back and moved the ball, but on 4th and 2 from the Jacksonville 15, Jason Hanson’s field goal was blocked and returned to the Jacksonville 42. Garrard found Jones-Drew for a 22 yard gain, and Jones-Drew ran it in the final 8 yards to put the Jaguars up 24-7 at the half.

For some reason, the 2nd half was played. Garrard led a 15 play, 83 yard drive that up 9:20 off of the clock. Garrard hit Jerry Porter for a 7 yard touchdown pass to put the Jaguars up 31-7. The misery continues for the winless Lions. 38-14 Jaguars

Baltimore Ravens @ Houston Texans–This game should have been played in Week 2, but Hurricane Ike delayed it. So one can be cynical and say these teams had 8 weeks to prepare for this. Shockingly enough, a pair of incredibly dull teams played an incredibly dull half. The only exciting play came on a 43 yard touchdown pass from Joe Flacco to Figurs in the opening quarter. In the 2nd quarter, Sage Rosenfels, filling in for Matt Schaub, took over at the Houston 15 and led the Texans to the Baltimore 5. The result was a field goal and a 7-3 thriller. With 4 minutes left in the half, the Texans took over at their own 3 yard line. Offensive holding in the end zone resulted in a safety and a 9-3 Ravens lead. An exchange of field goals had the Ravens leading 12-6 at intermission.

The offenses moved the ball in the 2nd half. Flacco led an 11 play, 6 minute drive that went 75 yards. Willis McGahee plowed through for the final yard to put the Ravens up 19-6. After an exchange of punts, the Texans took over at their own 40. Rosenfels needed one lpay to throw a 60 yard touchdown pass to Walter to pull the Texans to within 19-13. Flacco came right back with a 78 yard drive. A 2 1yard run by Derrick Mason followed by a defensive pass interference call in the end zone set up a 1 yard touchdown pass from Flacco to Todd Heap. Flacco completed the 2 point conversion to Mason to put the Ravens up 27-13 early in the 4th quarter. With 8 minutes remaining, Rosenfels was intercepted by Ray Lewis, who returned it 19 yards to the Houston 14, setting up another Baltimore touchdown. Baltimore scored 22 points in the 4th quarter to turn a close game into a blowout. 41-13 Ravens

Seattle Seahawks @ Miami Dolphins–The Walrus took on the Tuna. Mike Holmgren is ready to end this miserable final season in Seattle, while Bill Parcells is thriving in his opening season with Miami. This game did not alter the trend early on. Chad Pennington and the Dolphins took over at their own 10, and moved 11 plays in 6 minutes. Pennington threw a 39 yard touchdown pass to Ted Ginn to put the Dolphins up 7-0. After a Seattle punt, Miami took over at their own 24. After getting near midfield, the Dolphins broke out the Wildcat formation that is sweeping the NFL. It began in Miami, and they again worked it to perfection. Ronnie Brown took the direct snap, and handed to Ricky Williams. Williams ran up the middle for 51 yards to put the Dolphins ahead 14-0. Yet with Miami totally in control, Pennington had a pass intercepted by Jed Babineaux, who raced 35 yards for a touchdown to pull Seattle to within 14-7 at the half.

The defenses ruled the 3rd quarter, but a pair of Seattle field goals had the Seahawks within 14-13. Seconds into the 4th quarter, Pennington led the Dolphins on a staggering 16 play drive that ate up over 9 minutes of clock. The 79 yard drive ended in another successful Wildcat trick play. Ronnie Brown took the direct snap and rambled around the end for 16 yards to put the Dolphins up 21-13 with 5 1/2 minutes remaining.

A strong kickoff return had Seattle starting at their own 45. Seneca Wallace hit Bobby Engram for 15 yards, and Julius Jones ripped off a 33 yard run down to the Miami 5 yard line. Wallace hit Koren Robinson for the 3 yard touchdown pass. The 2 point conversion was no good, and the Seahawks trailed 21-19. Although 2:57 remained, Seattle had only one timout left. Holmgren decided to kick it deep rather than go for the onsides kick. The defense held, and Seattle took over at their own 23 with 1:50 left. With 37 seconds remaining, Seattle was just past midfield. A spike followed by 3 incompletions ended the rally as Miami hung on. From 1-15 to 5-4, the legend of the Tuna continues to grow. 21-19 Dolphins

Green Bay Packers @ Minnesota Vikings–A pair of 4-4 teams slugged it out in the NFC North. After a terrible Green Bay punt, the Vikings began their first drive at the Green Bay 39. Adrian Peterson moved the ball on the ground, setting up a 3 yard touchdown pass from Gus Frerotte to Rice for a 7-0 Minnesota lead. Later in the quarter Frerotte was intercepted, allowing Aaron Rodgers to start at the Minnesota 48. Rodgers completed passes to Greg Jennings and Donald Driver to set up a one yard touchdown run by Ryan Grant to tie the game 7-7 after the opening quarter.

The second quarter was about defense. Minnesota also found a bizarre way to come up with a combined 7 points. An 11 play, 6 minute drive set up a 54 yard Ryan Longwell field goal to put the Vikings up 10-7. On the next Green Bay drive, Rodgers was sacked near his own end zone and fumbled. He picked up the fumble in the end zone, and intentionally grounded the ball, resulting in a safety and a 12-7 Minnesota lead.

Neither offense could move the ball, but with 52 seconds left in the half, the Packers took over at their own 9. For some bizarre reason Mike McCarthy decided not to kneel on the ball or run up the middle. Rodgers went back to pass, and again was sacked in his own end zone. It is very rare to have two safeties in the same game, much less the same quarter. The Vikings led 14-7, and received a free kick. However, this time it was Brad Childress that could not leave well enough and go to the locker room. Frerotte was intercepted, and Green Bay took over at the Minnesota 40 with 22 seconds left in the half. A field goal had the Vikings up 14-10 at the break.

In the 3rd quarter, Frerotte through a swing pass to Chester Taylor, who evaded tacklers and raced 47 yards for a touchdown to put the Vikings up 21-10. Yet Frerotte continued to follow up good plays with dreadful ones. On the next Minnesota series, Frerotte was intercepted by Vince Shiancoe, who raced 59 yards for a touchdown to pull the Packers to within 21-17. The Vikings could not move the ball on their next drive, and the punt was returned 65 yards for a touchdown by WIll Blackmon. Out of nowhere, the Packers had put 14 points on the board to lead 24-21.

With 9 minutes remaining, on 4th and 1 from their own 41, Adrian Peterson got blasted short of the first down. The turnover on downs set up a Green Bay field goal with 6 minutes left to put the Packers up 27-21. Yes Adrian Peterson atoned for his earlier mistake by grinding out yards as the clock ran down. His 29 yard touchdown run put the Vikings in front 28-27 with 2:22 left. A strong kickoff had the Packers at their own 41. A 19 yard completion to Driver had Green Bay at the Minnesota 40. With 30 seconds remaining, Green Bay had a 52 yard field goal attempt to win it. The kick was wide, no good. The Vikings had survived a thriller. 28-27 Vikings

Buffalo Bills @ New England Patriots–A couple of weeks ago there was talk of the Bills supplanting the Patriots as kings of the AFC East. That talk can now be dismissed as premature. After a Buffalo punt, Matt Cassel led the Patriots 71 yards. A 21 yard pass to Wes Welker set up Cassel running it in himself from 13 yards out to put the Patriots up 7-0. The game then settled into a defensive slugfest, with the Patriots carrying a 13-3 lead into the 4th quarter.

With 11 minutes remaining in the game, Cassel took over on his own 8 and led a ridiculous 19 play drive that lasted over 9 minutes. The Patriots made 4 3rd down conversions, including 3rd and 9 at their own 9. When Green-Ellis finally scored the one yard touchdown, only 1:57 remained. The Patriots were up 20-3. An 85 yard kickoff return did set up a garbage time touchdown, but it was too little, too late. The Patriots were unspectacular, but efficient, at home. They lead the Bills by one game. 20-10 Patriots

St. Louis Rams @ New York Jets–There is no way to accurately describe this game. The Jets have been winning ugly, with Brett Favre being unspectacular but good enough. The Rams began miserably but showed improvement under Jim Haslett. On paper this game had a chance to be competitive. Instead it turned out to be one of the biggest blowouts in NFL History. Favre was only 14 for 19 for 167 yards, but it did not matter.

The Jets went 80 yards on their opening drive, with Thomas Jones running it in from 13 yards out to put the Jets up 7-0. Favre found Keller for a 54 yard gain on the next drive, setting up a short field goal to make it 10-0. Marc Bulger was then sacked, and the fumble was returned 50 yards for a touchdown by Pace. The Jets led 17-0 after the opening quarter, but the blowout was just beginning.

Taking over at their own 42, Favre moved the Jets to a 4th and 2 at the St. Louis 35. An 8 yard pass to Keller continued the drive. This drive was also finished off by Jones from 2 yards out to make it a 24-0 game. The Jetsadded a field goal on their next drive, recovered a fumble, and aded another field goal to lead 30-0. 4 minutes still remained in the half.

Bulger then threw a deep pass that was intercepted and returned 50 yards by Rhodes to the St. Louis 18. Favre hit Kelley for a 1 yard touchdown pass, his only touchdown pass of the game. The Jets led 37-0, and 28 seconds still remained in the half. All the Rams wanted to do was runout the clock. Instead the fumbled. On the last play of the half, Jay Feely nailed a 55 yard field goal, his 4th of the half. This was not a college football game. It was an NFL professional game. At halftime…repeat at haftme…the Jets led 40-0. The second half was just about both teams avoiding injuries. 47-3 Jets

Carolina Panthers @ Oakland Raiders–For more on the game of the day, go to

http://www.justblogbaby.com

Last week the Raiders managed 0 points, 3 first downs, and less than 15 minutes of possession. This week had the potential to be worse. JaMarcus Russell was out with a bad knee. Andrew Walter started the game. Darren McFadden was out with an injured toe, as Justin Fargas started at running back. Johnny Lee Higgins fumbled the opening kickoff, allowing Carolina to start at the Oakland 15. I declared the game over at that point. Chalk up another loss.

Dolhomme hit Muhsin Muhammad from 3 yards out to put the Panthers up 7-0. The route was on. Except it wasn’t. The defense played their hearts out, as the offense remained dysfunctional. Delhomme had a miserable first half, going 7 for 18 with 72 yards and 2 interceptions. The Raiders could not capitalize, and Walter himself had a promising drive end when he was intercepted in the Carolina end zone.With 3 minutes left in the half, it was still a one possession game. Yet one play changed that. Denagelo Williams ran up the middle, broke through terrible tackles, and raced 69 yards for a touchdown. The Panthers led 14-0 at halftime.

Delhomme had thrown interceptions to Nahmdi Asomugha and Rashard Baker in the first half. To start the 2nd half, Delhomme’s 3rd interception was the 2nd one for Baker. Starting at the Carolina 25, Oakland went nowhere. Sebastian Janikowski’s 38 yard field goal prevented two straight shutouts. 3 interceptions, and the Raiders trailed 14-3. It was demoralizing. Delhomme then had a high pass tipped and intercepted, his 4th on the day. The Raiders again started with a short field, and again failed to pick up a first down. A 45 yard field goal had the Raiders within 14-6. Delhomme was having a miserable game, but the Raiders have the most dysfunctional offense on Earth. The fact that the Raiders are playing with backups on offense is no excuse. The players receive paychecks.

The Raiders could not function on offense. They did cross midfield, but on 3rd and 4 from the Carolina 46, Walter threw his 2nd interception. The Oakland defense was still playing stellar, but on the next offensive series Walter completed a pass before reaggravating his knee. 3rd string quarterback Marquis Tuiasasopo came in. Again the Raiders failed to convert on 3rd and 4.

The Raiders had every chance under the sun, but could not supplement their defense with an ounce of offense. Carolina had a miserable offensive performance as well. Delhomme did not complete a single pass in the 2nd half. He finished a dreadful 7 for 27 for only 72 yards and 4 interceptions. Yet he won. John Kasay nailed a 32 yard field goal with 1:49 remaining to put the game out of reach. With 13 seconds remaining, Seabass was brought in for a 58 yard field goal. The logic was that a field goal combined with a successful onsides kick would allow for a miracle hail mary. Seabass nailed a 57 yarder several weeks earlier to win the game. From 57, this kick would have been perfect. From 58, it hit the crossbar and bounced away. The 7-2 Panthers under John Fox had all they could handle from the 2-7 Raiders, but records do not lie. Tom Cable could sure use some healthy starters on offense. Had Delhomme thrown 8 interceptions the Raiders may have lost 17-12. That is how dreadful the offense is. 17-6 Panthers

Indianapolis Colts @ Pittsburgh Steelers–Big Ben Roethlisberger took the opening drive 80 yards for the Steelers in 10 plays and 6 minutes. Mewelde Moore crashed through from one yard out after Roethlisberger completed passes to Santonio Holmes for 23 yards and Nate Washington for 16 yards. Trailing 7-0, the Colts quickly struck back. Manning went deep. The pass was deflected by Taylor, and caught off the tip by Reggie Wayne, who raced to the end zone for a 65 yard touchdown to tie the game 7-7. In the 2nd quarter, Pittsburgh went with the flea flicker from the Indy 42. Moore took the handoff, pitched it back to Big Ben, who threw a prayer into traffic that was somehow caught by Hines Ward, who made it to the one yard line. Moore banged in again to put the Steelers up 14-7. Pittsburgh added a field goal to lead 17-7 with 4 minutes left in the half.

Seemingly in control, with 90 seconds left in the half Roethlisberger was intercepted, allowing Peyton Manning to have the ball at the Pittsburgh 30. With just seconds left in the half, Manning found Dallas Clark from 2 yards out to pull Indy to within 17-14. To start the 2nd half, Manning drove the Colts 74 yards in 12 plays and 7 minutes. The tying field goal had the game at 17-17.

In the 4th quarter Pittsburgh mounted a 14 play, 8 1/2 minute drive that went from the Pittsburgh 30 to the Indianapolis one. On 3rd and goal from the one, Mewelde Moore went over the top and got blasted short of the goal. On 4th and goal from the 1, Mike Tomlin opted for the field goal. The Steelers led 20-17 with 8 minutes left. The Colts failed to move the ball, but on the next Pittsburgh possession, Big Ben was intercepted. The Colts took over at the Pittsburgh 32 with 4:44 left. Manning found Dominic Rhodes for the 17 yard touchdown pass to put the Colts up by 4 points with 3 minutes left.

For those who want a stroll down memory lane, the 1995 season featured an AFC Title game where the Steelers led the Colts by 4 points late in the game. Jim Harbaugh threw a hail mary on the final play that was almost caught before falling incomplete. The STeelers held and went to the Superbowl.

In 2008, it was the Steelers with the ball trailing by 4 points. Roethlisberger drove Pittsburgh from his own 27 to the Indy 27. On 4th and 5, as the clock expired, his hail mary was battd up and the air. It could have been caught, but it fell incomplete. The Colts had survived. By getting to 5-4, they may have saved their season. The STeelrs have lost a pair of brutal home games after beginning 6-1. A rematch between these two good teams would be worth watching. 24-20 Colts.

Kansas City Chiefs @ San Diego Chargers–The Chargers have much more talent than the horrid Chiefs, but the Chargers are coached by Norvelous Norv Turner, giving the Chiefs a chance. Tyler Thigpen led the Chiefs 95 yards on 12 plays in 7 minutes. A 30 yard pass from Thigpen to Bradley had the Chiefs up 7-0. San Diego put a couple of field goals on the board in the 2nd quarter to close to within 7-6. Midway through the 2nd quarter Thigpen led the Chiefs 83 yards. A 34 yard touchdown pass to Tony Gonzalez had the Chiefs up 13-6. They fumbled the extra point attempt and never got the kick off.

Midway through the 3rd quarter, the Chargers began a drive at their own 42. After some Ladanian Tomlinson runs, Philip Rivers tied the game 13-13 by throwing a 5 yard touchdown pass to Floyd. In the 4th quarter Rivers led a 94 yard drive that took 14 plays and 8 1/2 minutes off of the clock. A 27 yard pass to Vincent Jackson set up an 8 yard touchdown pass to Gates. The Chargers led 20-13 with 7 minutes remaining.

The Chiefs kept fighting. With 3 minutes left, the Chiefs took over at their own 40. With 46 seconds left, a controversial defensive pass interference call in the end zone had the Chiefs one yard away. After a run lost two yards, Thigpen tossed a 3 yard touchdown pass to Gonzalez. At 1-7 and on the road, Herm Edwards decided to go for the 2 point conversion. Had they not messed up an earlier conversion it would have not been an issue. Thigpen’s pass to Gonzalez was incomplete. 20-19 Chargers

New York Giants @ Philadelphia Eagles is the Sunday night game. The first quarter was a blowout statistically. The Giants led in possession 13 1/2 minutes to 90 seconds, and led in yards 176-12. Yet due to an early turnover the game remained close. An interception of Eli Manning by Patterson was run back to the New York 9 yard line. Although Donovan McNabb was the opposing quarterback, the direct snap to Jackson went for the touchdown and the 7-0 Eagles lead.Manning led the Giants right back on an 80 yard drive, finding Plaxico Burress for the 17 yard touchdown that tied the game 7-7. The Giants added a field goal after the ensuing kickoff was fumbled. Manning led the Giants 80 yards again on their nex possession, with a one yard touchdown pass to Kevin Boss putting the Giants up 17-7 on the first play of the 2nd quarter.

Midway through the 2nd quarter, Brando Jacobs fumbled, setting Philly up at the New York 44. McNabb took the short field and found Avant for 10 yards to pull the Eagles to within 17-14. In a game of miscues, McNabb was intercepted with just over 2 minutes remaining in the half. Madison returned it to the Philadelphia 14, setting up a field goal to put the Giants up 20-14. Yet the Eagles still had 1:49 to work with, and McNabb ran the 2 minute drill to perfection. David Akers nailed a 29 yarder on the final play of the half to pull the Eagles to within 20-17.

A strong second half kickoff return had the Eagles at their own 40. McNabb rapidly moved down the field. A 20 yard run by Correll Buckhalter set up a 7 yard touchdown pass from McNabb to Hank Baskett. The Eagles led 24-20, but not for long. The Giants took over at their own 31 and needed 13 plays to retake the lead. On 3rd and 10 from the Philly 20, Manning hit Kevin Boss for 17 yards, setting up the 3 yard touchdown run by Jacobs. After a punt, the Giants began at their own 33, and continued to move at will. 12 plays and 6 1/2 minutes later, the Giants faced 3rd and goal at the 5. A draw play was blown up in the backfield, and the Giants settled for another field goal and a 30-24 lead 90 seconds into the final quarter.

A punt return by Dominic Hixon had the Giants starting at the Philadelphia 40 on their next drive. Bradshaw ripped off a 23 yard run down to the 17. On 3rd and 2 from the 9, Jacobs ran 6 yards when the ball came out. Jacobs was ruled down, but ANdy Reid challenged the call. The ruling was upheld, and the Eagles had lost a timeout. On the next play it appeared Jacobs had barely crossed the goal line when the ball came out again. The Eagles recovered in the end zone. It was ruled a touchdown. Again Reid challenged the call, and again the play was upheld. The Giants led by 12 points, and the Eagles were down to one timeout with 9 1/2 minutes remaining.

McNabb came right back, moving 71 yards in 10 plays. A 32 yard pass to Jackson had them on the move. On 3rd and goal from the 13, McNabb avoided everybody and scrambled for 11 yards. On 4th and goal from the 2, McNabb rolled out and hit Curtis for the touchdown. With 5 1/2 minutes left, the Eagles were within 5 points.

Trying to run out the clock, on 3rd and 1from their own 40, a lateral run was blown up in the backfield for a 5 yard loss. On 4th and 6, the Giants punted, and the Eagles took over at their own 14 with 3 minutes left. On 3rd and 3 from their own 43, there was about 2:20 remaining. In a very curious decision, McNabb decided to let the clock wind down to the 2 minute warning. McNabb looked exhausted, but it seemed a bizarre occurrence to not run a play before the 2 minute warning. Brian Westbrook only gained 2 yards, but he got out bounds to set up 4th and 1. Westbrook ran up the middle into a Big Blue brick wall. The Giants took over, and with the Eagles burning the earlier timeouts, watched as the clock ran down. The defending Champion Giants are better than last year. 36-31 Giants

San Francisco 49ers @ Arizona Cardinals was the Monday night game. Before the season this looked like a terrible football game. Again, channeling the voice of Chris Berman, “that’s why they play the games.” The 49ers got the game going with a bang as Allen Rossum returned the opening kickoff 104 yards for a touchdown to put the 49ers up 7-0. The Cardinals came back with a field goal, and in the 2nd quarter, both offenses got going.

From their own 45, Frank Gore ran for 20 yards, setting up a 31 yard touchdown pass from 3rd stringer Shaun Hill to Morgan. Kurt Warner led the Cardinals right back, as his offense shredded the San Francisco defense all game. Hos 46 yarder to Steve Breaston set up a 13 yarder to Anquon Boldin to pull the Cardinals to within 14-10. With just under 5 minutes left in the half, the Cardinals added a field goal. Yet the 49ers continued marching. A 14 play drive ended when Hill found Vernon Davis in the end zone from 18 yards out with seconds left in the half. mike SIngletary let Davis know that he was pleased, as the 49ers led 21-13 at the break.

Neither team had much defense in the first half, but in the second half the Cardinals provided some. Warner kept firing, and the Cardinals drove right down the field. The drive stalled when the Cardinals faced 4th and 1 at the San Francisco 5. Ken Whisenhunt decided to go for it, and called a risky play that worked. Warner found Larry Fitzgerald for the touchdown. The Cardinals decided to kick the extra point rather than try to tie the game. They trailed 21-20. The 49ers came right back, but on 3rd and 1 from the Arizona 24, Gore was stuffed up the middle. The 49ers settled for a field goal and a 24-20 lead entering the final quarter.

The Cardinals passed up a 53 yard field goal attempt and decided to punt the ball and play field position. The strategy worked, and their next drive reached the San Fransisco 5 yard line before stalling. The field goal again reduced the lead to one point at 24-23 just seconds into the 4th quarter.

A key play in the game came with 5 1/2 minutes remaining. Although Hill had been managing the game well, he blundered badly. Just before being sacked, he tried to throw a shotput while falling down that was intercepted and returned to the San Francisco 5 yard line. Warner found Boldin for his 3rd touchdown pass of the game to put the Cardinals up by 5 points with 4:16 left. The 2 point conversion failed. Hill then led the 49ers down the field, but was intercepted again at the Arizona 12 yard line by Wilson with 2:24 left.

The Cardinals could not move the ball, and decided not to take the intentional safety. While an intentional safety would have made it a 3 point game, it would have allowed the Cardinals to free kick from the 20 with no pressure. Instead the Cardinals punted from their end zone and the 49ers began with 1:06 left at the Arizona 42. 2 plays and 14 seconds later, the 49ers were down to the Arizona 15. With 20 seconds left, the 49ers had 1st and goal at the one yard line.

This would have been enough for 4 plays in the air, but the 49ers decided to try an end run. Gore appeared to have slithered into the end zone, but he was ruled down by contact because a defender accidentally contacted him, causing his knee to hit the ground. After much confusion, the officials placed the ball at the 2 yard line with 2 seconds left. Instead of passing or using Gore, Robinson was sent up the middle on the final play. He ran into a Brick Red Cardinal Wall and was flung backwards as time ran out.

The Cardinals improved to 6-3, and have a chance to host their first playoff game since 1947 when they were in Chicago. San Fransisco has much work to do, but mike Singletary seems to be getting his message across. They came within one yard of the upset. 29-24 Cardinals

eric

My Interview With Donna Brazile

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

While my experience at the 2008 GOP Convention in Minneapolis was about republicans, I did meet and interview some liberal democrats. One person I had the genuine pleasure of meeting and interviewing was Donna Brazile.

http://donnabrazile.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donna_Brazile

Donna Brazile was the first black woman to head a major Presidential campaign. She was the campaign manager of Al Gore in 2000.

As pleasant as she was, we are both partisans. For this reason I delayed publishing my interview with her until after the 2008 election. I did not wish to say anything positive about anybody on the left during the heated campaign season. Now that the election is over, in the spirit of unity, Ms. Brazile and I have both taken steps towards unity. She wrote a very poignant column herself yesterday showing compassion towards the losing side of this election. She understands the pain of losing an election, and her words are very sincere.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/07/brazile.losers/index.html

One of the reasons I am so glad to have met Ms. Brazile is that it allowed me to walk away with a positive feeling towards somebody that I had previously held a very negative opinion towards. The 2000 recount was a frenzied time in American history, and I had only hostile words towards Ms. Brazile at that time. To this day I confess that my attitude towards her former boss Al Gore is not a warm one.

Yet Ms. Brazile and I have both grown over the years. In an article entitled, “The Green Room,” she spoke of how she got to know political opponents while sitting in the famed waiting room with them. She developed a positive attitude towards former Republican House Speaker Newt Gingrich. She found out he was not the caricature that television portrayed him as.

At the convention, the Louisiana raised Ms. Brazile told one interviewer that Republican Mississippi Senator Trent Lott came through for her during Hurricane Katrina.

“Trent Lott saved my family. I needed three things from him personally, and he came through for me. He made sure that the ice that we desperately needed was delivered. He got us ice, insulin and water. The food came as well. He put politics aside and made sure my family was ok. I will always thank him for that. We were not republicans or democrats during Katrina. We truly were all Americans, and he came through for me.”

Yet the moment when I truly developed a liking for Ms. Brazile came during the 2008 campaign. She went on the Colbert Report and had one of the most hysterical interview sessions in recent memory. In an appearance that was as funny as it was salacious, she and Stephen Colbert implied that they were going to have a sexual rendezvous after the show. They would meet in a Kansas City hotel room and get to know each other. She and Stephen Colbert both began singing the song “Kansas City” to each other.

“Kansas City here I come…crazy littler women there, and I’m going to, get me one.”

When I spoke with Ms. Brazile, I was upfront with her about my political leanings. A person can be partisan and still be fair. She was generous with her time, but I kept it brief anyway.

The interview took place before the financial crisis and the election, so her words have an almost prophetic quality to them.

1) What are the most important issues of 2008?

DB: “The economy is most important. It is off track. Yet in any election, one has to always be prepared for unforeseen events.”

2) Despite your being in a very partisan position as Al Gore’s campaign manager, you have said very positive things towards the other side. What do you do to reduce the acrimony between republicans and democrats?

DB: “People are human beings. Bob Novak of all people was one persn who truly made me feel comfortable. If you are nice to me, than I am nice to you. I live by my mother’s advice, which is that the Golden Rule is the way to go.”

3) Who are your 3 favorite political heroes?

DB: “Barbara Jordan is one. Her 1976 speech in New York inspired me to get into politics. Shirley Chisholm is another one. She was a dynamic speaker, and the first black woman to run for President. Lastly, the Reverend Jesse Jackson. I know he is controversial, and not a popular figure with many, but he hired me in 1984. He gave me my first job in politics.”

4) How would you like to be remembered 100 years from now? What would you want people to say about Donna Brazile the person?

DB: “That I inspired a new generation in the same way the previous generation inspired me. I believe that our democracy itself is very inspiring.”

5) Can America finally crack the glass ceiling and elect a bald President in the modern era?

DB: “It has been a long march to equality. We have cracked the door, and opened the window. Tonight, the nomination of John McCain is another milestone. So whether black, women, or bald, yes we can.”

6) Is there anything can be done with regards to Stephen Colbert? Is there any hope?

DB: “There is a place in America for diversity of views and opinions. I may cook my gumbo differently from you, but that does not make mine better. I may just use different ingredients. Politics has gotten so spicy, and we need to cool it down some. We may find that your recipe for gumbo is just as good.”

I thanked her very much for her time, and let her know three things.

“Ms. Brazile, I would like to let you know that since you are from Louisiana and I am from New York, I can assure you that your gumbo tastes significantly better than mine. Also, my girlfriend is a liberal democrat and an Obama supporter, so I agree with you about reaching out. We can never tell who we will appreciate until we give them a chance.”

She was pleasant and friendly, and she laughed at my last pair of questions. She knew exactly what my reference was regarding Stephen Colbert, and like a true Southern woman, she handled it with gentility and grace. Yet it was the last thing I said to her that truly made the experience special.

“Ms. Brazile, I just wanted you to know that in 2000, I did not like you very much. I said some harsh things about you. The reason I did not like you was because I did not know you. If I convey anything to my readers at all, it will be how likable you are in person. I am glad my perception has completely changed.”

She was genuinely a delight to meet. She is 100% right when she points out that while we can disagree about politics, we have to come together and heal as a nation. We cannot let politics become personal.

She is most likely beaming with pride at the 2008 Presidential race. While I am sure she still wishes 2000 had turned out differently, she does not live in the past. Neither should we. If we are truly to move forward, we have to stop fighting that election.

While It was a joy to speak with her, I have to reiterate that the one fundamental disagreement I have with her will not be bridged.

Her gumbo is far superior to mine, and I am relieved that she never challenged the Bush campaign to a gumbo cookoff.

eric

I have finally snapped

Friday, November 7th, 2008

I have finally snapped.

People asked me if I was ok following Barack Obama defeating John McCain. I told them that like Gloria Gaynor, I will survive.

Then last night, that phrase gave me an idea. Because nobody sane was around to let me know it was a terrible idea, I went with it.

So in the spirit of 1970s disco, I can now express my feelings regarding the 2008 election.

1) “At first I was afraid…I was petrified

November 4th, 2008, the music died…

I stayed at home eating ice cream feeling sorry for myself

We lost the election…I wanted to lay down and die…

But we’ll be back…take it from me…

In Twenty Ten the crowds will all be screaming G-O-P…

The people want their taxes cut, and they want their trade free…

They do not want big government, they just want liberty…

So not so fast…slow down Barack…

You get the office key but you still cannot change the lock…

We are a loyal opposition…

We will be manning our positions…

We are alive…and we will thrive…we will survive…”

2) “Remember 1992…we were so blue…

An Arkansas fast talker and his lying crew…

His wife was going to take away all that we fought for…

And when she tried…there was Newt in ’94…

Yes we came back…the Senate, House, and more…

We told the liberals turn around now, you’re not welcome any more…

We know that they can’t rule…

They are like kids destroying schools…

Right now they are living large…

But the adults will be back in charge…

So just stay calm…the left got lucky…

We’ve got Coleman in Minnesota and McConnell in Kentucky…

We’ve got Rudy…and we’ve got Fred…

Dems have platitudes, and maybe a bit more hair on their head

You want handsome…well we have Mitt…

He is full of hair and ideas, the left is full of (redacted)…

So let’s stand up…answer the call…

We stand for freedom and liberty, they stand for nothing at all

They have no agenda…they have no plan…

Obama has the flash, but that flash is in the pan…

The left will crumble…and they will bumble…

We are alive…we will thrive…we will survive…”

3) “This is only one short painful chapter…

In the reign of terror of the Pelosiraptor…

Let them drink their Frisco wine, let them eat their Brie Cheese…

In 2 years they will surrender on their sissy liberal knees…

We won Iraq…We’ll win Iran…

We defeated Germany and Japan…

To those who think the best days of America are gone…

You are liberal, you are boring, and as usual you’re wrong…

We are conservatives…and we are right…

If we can defeat the terrorists, with all of our might…

We can surely defeat liberals, they will mess it up themselves…

So get some rest and be ready for GOP in 2012

We will survive…we will thrive…

Republicans snap out if it, look alive…

We will survive!”

In the spirit of California and Proposition 8 legalizing gay marriage, I am prancing around my house singing this song like Kevin Kline in the movie “In and out.”

No, not really. Yet when nobody is looking, republicans are allowed to frolic. Frolicking is healthy.

I will not ever imply that anything about this column was remotely healthy.

The loose screws in me cranium, they are about to hit the floor.

Dang carpet. I wonder where they landed.

eric

Election 2008–Armchair Quarterbacking

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

While I am not one that enjoys recrimination and regret, in politics it is eventually part of the process.

Barack Obama did plenty of things right, but John McCain made some critical mistakes. John McCain remains a hero of mine, and it is with deep respect that I hope the Republican Party learns from this.

First of all, the only people who care about campaign finance reform are the media, John McCain, and the 12 people that work at Common Cause. There are absolutely no penalties whatsoever for violating campaign finance laws. Campaign finance reform is inside baseball. The people could care less.

Some will say that Barack Obama lied. He did. So what? Most people would have done the same thing. Obama saw that he could raise much more money than what he would get through public financing, so he made the smart business decision. He correctly realized that there would be absolutely no penalty for breaking his word.

The media loves campaign finance reform because it gives the media more power. They use that power to influence the public towards their candidate of choice. Since Obama was their choice, he could have burned money in his fireplace to keep warm and Chris Matthews would claim it was a new form of alternative energy.

John McCain should have gone on television and said that since Obama broke his word, he would opt out of the system himself. He could have had the moral high ground and more money. Instead he decided to be like Charlie Brown thinking he would kick the football. He was starved for cash near the end of the campaign.

The wicked irony in all of this is that it was the very horrendous McCain-Feingold legislation that ate its own creator.

May this campaign be the death of public financing. Republicans have always been better at raising money, and we need to raise into the stratosphere. What will Obama do, complain?

Obama has every right to raise money. McCain should have done likewise. Then again, Obama now has saved me $3 on my taxes since that stupid box will no longer be checked off anymore.

Another disaster was the bailout package. Yes Obama was a deer in the headlights, but McCain acted like a liberal. He came in like a crusader, vowing to “do something.” Sometimes doing nothing is the answer. Obama had no idea what to do, but his hiding from public view was seen as calm and steady leadership. McCain did everything but bang the table in anger. Instead of appearing decisive, he appeared unsteady.

It also did not help that the bailout package was terrible, and politicians who voted against it were rewarded. Every time McCain thinks that he is “saving the republica” being the bailout package, the Gang of 14, or campaign finance reform, he is just angering republicans and making democrats swoon until they realize he is not truly one of them.

One other terrible blunder regarding the bailout package was the misstep over floating the trial balloon of skipping the first debate. He should have had a quiet conversation with Obama, where they could reach an agreement or not. Instead he decided to skip the debate, and then Obama successfully called his bluff. Had McCain skipped the debate, the polls could have gone either way. It would have been brilliant or stupid, but at least it would have been bold. Once McCain backed down, he looked weak, and indecisisve. Obama looked calm and steady.

Lastly, and most importantly, McCain never seemed to understand that he was only the darling of the left when he was bashing the right. They liked him when it was convenient. In the same way Gore ran away from Clinton and lost, McCain did the same. While Preident Bush was unpopular, McCain should have fiercely defended him anyway for the sole reason that separation was impossible. Trying to out-democrat the true democrat was impossible.

Many republicans, myself included, like President Bush. So while McCain did pick Sarah Palin to please the base, he was too quick to castigate President Bush, leaving the base demoralized. The reason the President has such low poll numbers is because his enemies keep attacking him, and his own side refuses to defend him. That is gutless. McCain was going to be tied to the President no matter what.

Lastly, McCain refused to bring up Reverend Wright. He chastised conservatives who did, further demoralizing his own base again. The Obama camp through Joe Biden had no problem implying that McCain was senile. The code word was “unsteady.” Obama never criticized his own surrogates who engaged in hate speech, such as John Lewis. McCain called Lewis a hero, and Lewis thanked him by calling him a racist akin to George Wallace.

McCain never figured out what President Bush understood. Liberals despise conservatives. Even conservatives that try to deny who and what they are eventually get hated. George W. Bush showed no mercy on John Kerry. Kerry was an elite snob that had utter contempt for the President, and the President gave that contempt right back in the form of blistering attack ads. McCain truly believed that if he acted like a gentleman, that graciousness would be returned.

As Rush Limbaugh pointed out, McCain never understood who his friends were. He never understood that the Jayson Blair Times would rip him to shreds once he became the enemy, which happened within seconds of winning the primary.

McCain also never made the case for the Iraq War. He kept saying that the surge worked, but then Obama would say the war was wrong from the beginning. McCain believed it was the right thing to do, and never forcefully advocated why Saddam needed to be removed. Liberals would have remained unconvinced, but moderates and independents needed to hear why it was right to forcefully remove Saddam. Again, it does not matter if the argument wins. It still has to be presented. Again, McCain fought with one hand tied behind his back.

George W. Bush said it in one sentence when the left brought up WMDs. Dubya said that “Saddam Hussein was a weapon of mass destruction.” This is not about being right, although he was. It is about a great sound bite. The policy and the political meshed.

McCain also never forcefully argued for free trade. Obama claims that he wants to get along better with our allies. If we do not approve free trade deals with Columbia and South Korea, they will cozy up to Venezuela and North Korea.

Yes this was a hostile year for republicans, and yes Obama was formidable. This does not change the fact that we as republicans lost a very winnable race. People can blame George W. Bush in the same manner that Al Gore blamed Bill Clinton. This does not change the fact that Dubya and Bubba both got elected twice on their own. Gore and McCain did not lose because of Dubya and Bubba…they lost because of themselves.

John McCain is a good decent man, and I respect him tremendously. Yet make no mistake about it. The people on the left that praise him for his gracious concession speech would never have praised him had he given the most gracious victory speech on the planet. They see him as the lovable loser, and romanticize his 2000 race because he lost. Had he been the nominee back then, they would hate him just as much as they hate Dubya. Conservatives are hated by the left. Period.

I supported Rudy Giuliani. Despite all of his baggage, he would not have been afraid to take verbal brickbats to the head of any political opponent. Those brickbats work. Just ask David Dinkins.

As for why Rudy blew up in the primaries, in a sense he ran the campaign that McCain ran in the general election. Rudy would not criticize McCain, because McCain was his friend. McCain was also his main competition.

In 2012, we will have a nominee that can do the job. What I am not convinced of is whether we will have a candidate that is ready to slash and burn to get elected.

Some will call that poisoning the well. I call it acting like a liberal. Dubya gave them tastes of their own medicine, and McCain refused to do it. Dubya got to govern. He may not be popular, but he got to sit in the Oval Office and govern. McCain never will.

Politics is rough, and we need a battering ram that will take the liberals and use them as human floor sweepers like we did in the 1980s and the 2000s.

Liberals want to win at all costs. That might be the only area of life where we truly could learn from them.

eric

The People Have Spoken

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

The American people have spoken.

Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States of America.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/

John McCain conceded. There are no hanging chads or recounts. The election is over.

There will be many days ahead where I will offer everything from analysis to criticism to self reflection.

Today, as much as I am disappointed, I offer only congratulations.

Senator Barack Obama won this race fair and square. We can argue about merit and policy, and in the coming months we absolutely will. However, getting elected in politics is a game, and Barack Obama played it well enough within the established rules to win.

Was he lucky? Absolutely. Yet winners capitalize on lucky breaks. Barack Obama cannot have predicted the financial crisis, but enough Americans felt that they could trust him with the nation’s highest office.

Am I worried? Absolutely. However, I am willing to wait and see. Barack Obama is a complete mystery to me. There is still much about him that we do not know.

Is he a stark raving leftist ideologue or a ruthless cold pragmatist?

Will he govern from the left or the center?

I want to see his cabinet.

For now, I want Senator Obama to know that I love my nation more than I ever disagreed with him. I saw how the left treated George W. Bush. I will not become part of an angry mob. I do not hate this man. I genuinely want to work with him.

If he truly wants to govern in a bipartisan manner, I will hear him out. If he decides that those that disagree with him are enemies, than I will work full throttle to protect and defend what I believe in.

For now, I offer some disjointed thoughts.

For one, it is a genuine shame that his grandmother did not live to see his achievement. I lost my grandmother 6 months ago. Given that my grandmother was a democrat, I am sure both of these women are in Heaven smiling right now.

For another thing, I pray to God for Obama’s safety. God forbid…I do not even say, since it is unthinkable…it would rip this country apart for half of a century. Get this man double or triple the Secret Service protection, whatever it takes to keep him and his family safe. Our very survival as a nation could depend on this.

I am also thinking how much I love America. I am not bitter today. I am a republican, and republicans have won 7 of 10 Presidential elections prior to this one. We cannot win every single one of them.

I am grateful that we live in a land where the transition of power is peaceful.

I hope that Barack Obama has the decency and class to now recede into the background until January 20th, 2009. George W. Bush is still our President, and he deserves to finish his term with dignity.

The tone in Washington has been poisonous for the last 20 years. The way George W. Bush is treated in the next 10 weeks could impact how Barack Obama is treated over the next several years. For those who think that George W. Bush does not deserve an ounce of good will, just remember that Obama has promised unity.

I believe that Barack Obama is more interested in accomplishing things than in exacting revenge. After all, he has not been part of the acrimony. Bill Clinton and George W. Bush were not part of it, and yet the hatred that has been going back and forth since Robert Bork was “Borked” by Ted Kennedy has not subsided.

Barack Obama keeps speaking of wanting to unite people, and a few kind words about our current President would be a well received olive branch.

Beyond that, I can only say that we live in a nation where a black man can become President. We will one day have a female President, a Jewish President, and perhaps even a black female Jewish President. Farfetched? Not in America.

Some will criticize the voters for making the wrong choice. I refuse to do this. As Karl Rove has said many times, “The masses are not @sses.”

The American people are the ones that won liberty from England, invented television, put a man on the moon, invented the internet, defeated Nazism and Communism, and found a way to balance deep religious convictions with a functioning secular democracy.

The American people chose Barack Obama. I disagree with the verdict, but respect the American people too much to question it.

I have spent years castigating the left for never giving George W. Bush a fair shot.

I will extend the courtesy to Barack Obama.

Most importantly, I will not despair over this election. I determine my own fate. My success is not defined by who wins elections. Rush Limbaugh has said that phrase, and even those who disagree with him should agree with this view.

I will go to work, love my family, be good to my friends, and continue to build a life with the love of my life.

On Sundays, I will watch football.

This campaign has been draining for me, and I am only a blogger. Like everybody else involved on any level with the campaign, I could use a break. There are other topics.

I will do what we should all do. I will live my life as best as I can.

Good luck Senator Obama.

Excuse me. Make that President Elect Obama.

You earned this, as well as the upgraded title you will get again in 10 weeks.

Use your future title wisely. America and the rest of the world depends on this.

eric

John McCain, Barack Obama, and Chris Berman–The Final Countdown

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

As lead singer Joey Tempest of Europe would say, “It’s the final countdown.”

As the election of 2008 draws to a close at a glacial pace, the candidates spent last night being interviewed during halftime of Monday Night Football. Uber-announcer Chris Berman of ESPN asked them both enjoyable questions that provided equally if not more enjoyable answers.

Obama was asked what he has learned about himself from this campaign.

He stated that he doesn’t get too high or low. He stays steady on the campaign trail.

He was then asked what bothers him in sports, and what he would change in sports as President.

He stated that we need playoffs in College Football. He is fed up with the computer rankings. On this issue I completely agree.

He was then asked about a sports moment in his life that he learned from.

He spoke of how while playing basketball in high school, he learned on the playgrounds. He learned from a Bobby Knight type of coach. The coach told him that it was not about the individual. It’s about the team. He now understands that it is not about him. He stays focused outside himself.

He concluded by saying that he hopes that everybody votes, regardless of who they are voting for. It was a classy statement.

McCain was next, and Berman had the same questions for the most part.

McCain was asked about what he would change in sports.

He said that he would prevent the spread of performance enhancing substances. We have to stay ahead of the people in the labs. It is bad for the athletes and the sport, and it attacks the integrity of the sport.

He was then asked about an important sports moment in his life.

His high school football coach was also his English teacher, who taught him lessons about life and took an immature young man and taught me about literature, and to do the honorable thing when nobody is listening.

He was then asked about what he wanted the American people to know about him, and he responded with humor, parroting phrases made famous from Chris Berman himself.

He wants the people to think that “he…could…go…all…the…way,” and  “That’s…why they play the games.”

McCain got serious and stated that he has always put his country first, and what an incredible experience it is for a guy who once played jv football not very well to be one step from the White House.

There are a million things I could add, but like everybody else, I will be watching the returns. The Chicago Cannonball will be making the foods of past Presidents, and there will be civility at our election dinner party.

So for now, enjoy the links of those that I feel offer the best coverage in the blogosphere.

Rather than me pick them out, I will simply ask the world to send them to me. So throughout the day, links will be added until your heads are spinning like mine.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/11/an_election_day_note_thanks_pr.html

http://www.texasrainmaker.com/2008/11/04/behind-enemy-lines-part-2/

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No matter who wins, once the election is over the people can get down to the business at hand, that being following the race towards the NFL Playoffs and the Superbowl.

eric

Dear John McCain

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Dear John McCain,

Let me begin by saying that on election Tuesday, I will absolutely be voting for you. You are an American hero, and an inspiration to everything that is decent and right in this world.

My worry is that my support might not be enough. I have donated money and time, and truly believe that you have the potential to be a truly great President.

If you win, I will plead with you to spend time governing as the winner of the election. You are under no obligation to govern from the center. I know that you received plenty of adulation from the left when you criticized the right, but the left turned on you as conservatives knew they would. You cannot win everybody, but you can lose everybody.

Do not spend one minute of a McCain Presidency worrying about people who will despise you no matter what you do. You come from the political lineage of Barry Goldwater. Yes times are tough in 2008, but that does not change the fact that conservative policies from Ronald Reagan to George W. Bush over the last quarter of a century have worked. The people who dispute this simply despise conservatives.

You have promised that if you are elected you will lower taxes, including capital gains taxes. You will pursue free trade agreements. You will pursue a muscular foreign policy that is not afraid to handle the hard power of the military. You will stand strong with Israel and make sure that Iran will never ever get the bomb. You will drill baby drill. You must keep these promises. We all know you are a man of honor and rock solid integrity. This is one time when doing what is right will perfectly correlate with what is politically sound strategy.

I will plead with you not to even consider any more campaign finance reform. Barack Obama is not a better man than you. He just has more money. You agreed to limit your expenditures and he did as well. You kept your word and he broke his. Your intentions were noble, but…naive. That is normally a word I ascribe to Mr. Obama on everything else, but on this issue, you acted unilaterally out of hope. He is naive on foreign and domestic policy, but you were naive on politics, and the depths the left will go to in order to win.

McCain-Feingold is why Obama is saturating the airwaves while you cannot. Yes I know you want to win with honor, but this is not Vietnam. It is a political disagreement, and I still believe you are wrong regarding money and politics.

Nevertheless, even on the issues I disagree with you on, I am prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt because I have an enormous amount of respect for you.

I know you will not lie to me. I just hope that you do not put the desire to be liked by those who have never truly liked you over what is best in terms of policy and politics.

George W. Bush is intensely disliked by the left. That does not make him wrong. Based on the poison of the left, it makes him even more right.

Speaking of President Bush, conservatives do not hate him. We believe he has done many things right. He has kept us safe. Do not triangulate. Al Gore ran away from Bill Clinton, and look where it got him. Rather than demoralize the right and embolden the left, if you win, offer a full throttled endorsement of conservatism. Remember, if the left cannot win this election, they cannot win anything. They will rip each other apart trying to figure out why they keep losing. Do not offer them a lifeline. If the voters reject them, do not offer them cabinet positions, ambassadorships, or anything else. You can offer something to a conservative democrat, but nothing to a liberal, especially if they spent the last several months castigating you at every turn.

Again sir, I truly believe you will make a great President if you win. I also think Sarah Palin will make a spectacular Vice President. That is a big if.

I hope you can do it. America will be much better off with your service as Commander in Chief.

There are a million things I want to tell you sir, but for now, I just wish you good luck.

God Bless you sir. I appreciate your service to America, and hope that my fellow Americans agree that you should be promoted one more time.

Respectfully,

eric aka the Tygrrrr Express

Dear Barack Obama

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Dear Barack Obama,

Let me begin by saying that while I will absolutely not be voting for you, my disagreements with you are political, not personal. I do not think you are a racist, an anti-Semite, a closet Muslim, a terrorist sympathizer, or any other extremist hatemonger. I think you are a good and decent man who loves his family and his country. I just think that you are fundamentally wrong on some key issues.

I want to make it clear that if you win the election, you will be my opponent, never my enemy.

My concern is that you will be a repeat of Bill Clinton. Some people romanticize the 1990s, but there were so many negatives, and you seem hell bent on making some critical mistakes.

First of all, you have repeatedly given your word that you will cut taxes for 95% of Americans. This is impossible because 40% of Americans pay no taxes at all. Also, you are proposing one trillion dollars in new spending on social programs. The bottom line is that the numbers in your plans just do not add up. Many say you are a liar on this issue. Perhaps you truly believe you can get the numbers to work, but I don’t see it. I see you as raising taxes on the very middle class you claim you are cutting taxes for. Bill Clinton made the same promises in 1992, and broke them 3 weeks later. This was after he defeated an incumbent that told people to read his lips.

Senator Obama, if you raise taxes on the middle class, your credibility will be shot. The media is swooning over you now. Yet after an election, there is nobody to run against. You will not be able to blame republicans for everything. That works in a campaign. Leaders have to govern.

This brings me to your promise to unite people and bring them together. I say with all sincerity that this is not achievable. We are divided because we disagree. Those disagreements have been around since George Washington left office. You do not have a record of bipartisanship.

Even if you want to be bipartisan, again this brings us back to 1992. Bill Clinton claimed he wanted to govern from the center. Yet Dick Gephardt and David Bonior would not let him. George Mitchell, an ardent liberal, was actually fairly cooperative. Yet the House dragged Clinton to the left, and dragged the democrats into a dysfunctional abyss. Asa  republican, I was thrilled that we took over the Congress in 1994, but that does not change the fact that for 2 years America had no leadership.

I want to make it clear that you are under no obligation to govern from the center. It bothered me when President George W. Bush was told to govern from the center because the election was close. This is nonsense. If you win by 1 electoral vote, you should govern how you promised you would govern. Just understand that this is still a center-right country. If Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid pull you far to the left, you will be leading as you promised, but as republicans said you would.

I am very worried about your Israel positions. I say positions because they do not seem consistent. I worry that you have associated with too many advosors that are hostile towards Israel. Some people have said that they think you will be so scared of being seen as anti-Israel that you will be the most Pro-Israel President out of pure expediency. I am not sure I accept that thesis because after a brief trial period, people get complacent. I need to see concrete evidence that you will not betray Israel. If Likud, which you have bashed, comes back into power, I need to see Benjamin Netanyahu treated with respect. He is a friend of America, and the only hope for Israel at this point.

I am scared to death of the protectionist stance of the democrats, including you. You claim that you want to work to repair our alliances around the globe, but you ignore the fact that some of our allies will be furious with us if we renege on free trade deals. South Korea and Columbia are waiting to see if we mean it when we say that we want free trade over protectionism. Free trade has been an American policy for the last quarter of a century, even with Bill Clinton. He got many things wrong, but he got trade right. Protectionism is mutually assured destruction. It leads to trade wars. You speak of a global world without borders. On trade, we absolutely must have this.

The stock market is worried about you. Higher capital gains taxes, combined with your health care plan, has the markets reeling in fear. Some have said that you are deliberately trying to destroy the investor class because once they give up on the stock market forever, people will decide to put their cash into “safer” vehicles, such as government. That theory is a little too conspiratorial for my tastes, but I do believe you might not understand the stock market. What you call “investing” is really spending. Investing is not about government. It is about private businesses and individuals taking risks. If people believe in the stock market for long term real investing as I do, that leaves less money for government. Do not raise capital gains taxes. The stock market is not for fat cats. It is for ordinary people like me.

Senator Obama, we tried raising taxes on the “rich” in 1990. It was a miserable failure, and the worst of those taxes, the “luxury tax,” was repealed in 1993. Attempts to punish yachts and jewelry purchases led to yacht makers and jewelry makers being decimated. Raising taxes on the rich hurts the middle and working class because the rich pass those costs onto us. You cannot prevent this.

Lastly Senator, I have plenty of qualms about your lack of foreign policy experience. Joe Biden claims experience, but on major foreign policy issues he has been completely wrong. He was wrong on the first Gulf War, and on partitioning Iraq into three separate nations.

Senator Obama, I am giving you my word that I will not reflexively oppose you. When you are right I will back you. I supported Bill Clinton on NAFTA and welfare reform, and fought him every time he tried to raise taxes or use the government to harass businesses such as Microsoft and Intel.

You claim to be for nuclear power and clean coal, but I suspect you support neither of these. You will not drill domestically, and this tells me you will be held hostage to the Greeniacs. On everything from Jeremiah Wright to Palestinian terrorist supporter Rashid Khalidi to policies such as taxes, trade, national security, and oil drilling, I have deep concerns.

What I am saying sir is that I love the fact that in America, we have a peaceful transition of power. Our military is under civilian control, and we have checks and balances to prevent “change.” Americans are evolutionary, not revolutionary. We like slow, incremental movements. Do not confuse frustration with republicans for a rejection of conservatism. If anything, republicans are being punished for not sticking to conservatism. Even if you win the election, liberalism has not returned as a desired form of government.

Lastly, please do not use the powers of the Presidency to destroy your opponents. Bill Clinton used the IRS to harass his opponents. This election has seen you punish journalists who disagree with you, and your supporters harass and investigate private citizens such as Joe the Plumber. I know you cannot be blamed for what supporters do in your name, but the bully pulpit requires you to condemn bad behavior.

You have never had a Sister Souljah moment. You have never taken on your own party. When the leftist wack jobs issue hate speech, you offer very tepid responses, not forceful condemnations.

Senator Obama, I have said that you are not the right man for the job. Yet if you win, enough Americans will believe that you are. I just hope that your words can be backed up with deeds.

Senator Obama, if you win, keep taxes low, sign free trade deals, keep a muscular foreign policy that respects hard power, and most importantly, keep your word. Character matters. Republicans will be enraged if you coopt their ideas, but that will not change the fact that you will still be doing what is right.

I will absolutely give you the benefit of the doubt, with plenty of skepticism.

It’s up to you sir.

Respectfully,

eric aka the Tygrrrr Express

NFL 2008–Week 9 Recap

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Yes, I am aware that there is a Presidential Election coming up.

Today is Sunday in November, which means the midpoint of the NFL Season.

For those watching Monday Night Football, which should include every red blooded American male in existence, halftime brings a special treat. Uber-announcer Chris Berman of ESPN will be conducting interviews with John McCain and Barack Obama. The interviews will be filmed earlier in the day and shown at the break.

That concludes today’s political coverage. Sundays are about football.

With that, I bring you the Week 9 NFL Recap.

New York Jets @ Buffalo Bills–The Jets began with a field goal on their opening drive, but Buffalo needed only 3 plays to strike back. A strong kickoff return had them at their own 43. Trent Edwards hit Marshawn Lynch for a 42 yard gain, setting up Edwards’s 9 yard touchdown toss to Vine. Leading 7-3, Edwards later fumbled deep in his own territory, and the Jets began at the Buffalo 6 yard line. Buffalo held the Jets to a field goal. On the next Buffalo drive, Edwards had the Bills at first and goal, but disaster struck. He was intercepted by Abram Elam, who raced 92 yards the other way for the touchdown. The Jets led 13-7, and it was still only midway through the first quarter. The rest of the half was quiet, as the Jets missed a field goal just before the half.

Each team added a field goal in the 3rd quarter, but after the Buffalo score, the kickoff went out of bounds. Starting from their own 40, Brett Favre found Jerricho Cotchery for a 35 yard gain. Thomas Jones ran it in from 7 yards out to put the Jets up 23-10. The game seemed in hand, but with Brett Favre, you never know what you will get on any given play. He was intercepted by Greer, who returned it 42 yards to bring the Bills within 23-17. For the second week in a row, a near certain victory turned into a cliffhanger. Nevertheless, Favre stays calm, and that is why he is a winner. With 11 minutes remaining, Favre led the Jets on a 14 play drive that ate 8:41 off of the clock. The 31 yard field goal with 2:12 remaining put the game out of reach. 26-17 Jets

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Cincinnati Bengals–The underachieving Jaguars ran into a desperate winless Cincinnati team. Carson Palmer is out for the season, but backup Fitzpatrick led the Bengals 84 yards in 14 plays, taking almost 8 minutes off of the clock to put the Bengals up 7-0. On their next long drive Fitzpatrick led them 88 yards to another score. Both touchdown passes went to Chad Johnson for 2 and 10 yards, as the Bengals led 14-0. In the 3rd quarter, an interception of David Garrard set up a 30 yard run by Cedric Benson, followed by another Benson run for a 7 yard touchdown. After 3 quarters, the Bengals led 21-3, and were well on their way to their first win, except for one thing. These are the Bengals.

Early in the 4th quarter, the Jaguars faced 4th and goal at the Cincinnati 3. A penalty pushed the Jaguars back to the 8, and they settled for a field goal and a 21-6 deficit. The Bengals fumbled the ensuing kickoff, and it was returned 18 yards for a gift touchdown. The Jaguars now only trailed 21-13. These are the Bengals. With 6 minutes remaining, Garrard moved the ball 73 yards, with Maurice Jones-Drew carrying the final yard for the touchdown. less than 90 seconds remained. These are the Bengals. Yet the 2 point conversion was no good. The onsides kick failed, but the Jaguars got the ball back with 11 seconds remaining. They tried lateraling the ball several times, but did not score. After 8 straight losses, the Bengals had survived. 21-19 Bengals

Baltimore Ravens @ Cleveland Browns–The Ravens began with a field goal, and on their next drive Joe Flacco threw a  47 yard touchdown pass to Clayton for a 10-0 Baltimore lead. The lead lasted only several seconds as Joshua Cribbs took the ensuing kickoff 92 yards for a score to put the Browns within 10-7. In the second quarter Cleveland added a field goal to tie the game 10-10. Matt Stover hit a short field goal with 29 seconds left in the half to put the Ravens up 13-10. Starting at their own 33, Cleveland quickly got in range for Phil Dawson, who nailed a 54 yarder to tie the game 13-13 at halftime.

In the 3rd quarter Cribbs did it again, taking a punt return 32 yards to the Baltimore 28. On the next play, Derek Anderson found Braylon Edwards for the touchdown to put the Browns up 20-13. Anderson led the Browns 72 yards on their next possession, with a 7 yarder to Wright putting the Browns up 27-13. Yet Baltimore was far form done themselves. Flacco led the Ravens 79 yards in 11 plays, with a one yard McClain run pulling the Ravens to within 27-20 after 3 quarters. After a short punt, the Ravens took over at the Cleveland 42. Flacco found Derrick Mason for a 28 yard touchdown pass to tie the game 27-27 only one minute into the 4th quarter.

With 7 1/2 minutes remaining, the Ravens took over at their own 37. Rice ran for a 60 yard gain down to the Cleveland 3 yard line. Yet on 3rd and goal from the 2, the Browns lost 2 yards and settled for the go ahead field goal with 5 1/2 minutes left. With 3 1/2 minutes left, Anderson was intercepted by Terrell Suggs, who returned it 42 yards to lock up the victory. 24 unanswered points turned the game. 37-27 Ravens

Houston Texans @ Minnesota Vikings–Gus Frerotte went right to work, throwing a 55 yard pass to Bernard Berrian, reaching the Houston 11. Adrian Peterson did the rest, as his one yard run had the Vikings up 7-0. However, on the next Minnesota possession, Frerotte was intercepted by Reeves, who raced 44 yards to tie the game 7-7. In the second quarter, a short punt had Minnesota starting at the Houston 47. Even with a short field, Frerotte used up 6 minutes over 13 plays. The drive culminated in Frerotte finding Rice for 8 yards and a 14-7 Minnesota lead. Frerotte kept firing, as a short swing pass to Berrian went for a 49 yard touchdown and a 21-7 lead for the Vikings.

Sage Rosenfels started the second half in place of Matt Schaub. Rosenfels led the Texans 72 yards, with a 3 yard touchdown pass to Anderson to pull the Texans to within 21-14. In the 4th quarter, Frerotte quickly took the Vikings 84 yards, with a 25 yard touchdown pass to Shiancoe putting the Vikings up 28-14 with only 6 1/2 minutes remaining. Rosenfels found Johnson for 14 yards with 3 minutes remaining, but it was too little, too late. The Texans got the ball back deep in their own territory with one minute remaining, but a sack of Rosenfels ended things. 28-21 Vikings

Detroit Lions @ Chicago Bears–A field goal and a 5 yard run by Kyle Orton had the Bears up 10-0 after the first quarter against the winless Lions. Out of nowhere, after 8 1/4 terrible games, the Lions exploded in the second quarter. With John Kitna out for the season, Orlovsky led a 12 play, 6 minute drive that ended when Kevin Smith scored from one yard out. The extra point was blocked, and the Lions trailed 10-6. Devon Hester fumbled the ensuing kickoff, and the Lions began at the Chicago 17. One play later, Orlovsky found Calvin Johnson for the touchdown to put the Lions up 13-10. A short punt had the Lions at their own 45, and Orlovsky led them down the field again. A 14 yard pass to McDonald had the Lions up 20-10, and after an exchange of field goals, Detroit led 23-13 at the break. Kyle Orton was injured at halftime and did not return.

In the second half, working with a short field, Rex Grossman found Davis for a 6 yard touchdown pass to pull the Bears within 23-20. With 8 1/2 minutes left, a 20 yard punt return by Devon Hester with a personal foul tacked on had the Bears starting at their own 46. Grossman took it in himself from one yard out to put the Bears up with 5 1/2 minutes left. The blocked extra point was looming large for Detroit.

After an exchange of punts, the Lions got the ball back on their own 42 with 2:49 left. They then fumbled the ball away. They got the ball back with just over one minute remaining on their own 13. Orlovsky passed them to the Chicago 32 with seconds remaining. Had the extra point not been blocked,a  game tying field goal could have been attempted. Down by 4 points, all Orlovsky could do was throw to the end zone, where the ball fell incomplete. The Lions are now the remaining winless team. 27-23 Bears

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Kansas City Chiefs–Tyler Thigpen led the Chiefs 69 yards on 12 plays in over 6 1/2 minutes to put the Chiefs up 7-0. Thigpen hit Bowe from 7 yards out for the score. Tampa Bay fumbled the ensuing kickoff, and starting at the Tampa 41, Kansas City took advantage. Smith scored from one yard out to put the Chiefs up 14-0. Tampa Bay had a long drive that stalled at the Kansas City 7 yard line, leading toa  field goal. The Chiefs then went to the gadget book. Thigpen lined up, but a direct snap went to Charles, who pitched it to Bradley. Bradley bobbled it, regrouped, and threw a 37 yard touchdown pass to Thigpen for a 21-3 Kansas City lead. Thigpen found Bradley for 56 yards on the next drive to set up a field goal. The Chiefs led 24-3, but a 97 yard kickoff return by Smith made it 24-10. Tampa Bay added a field goal, as the Chiefs led 24-13 at halftime.

After a scoreless 3rd quarter, the Buccaneers drove deep into Kansas City territory before fumbling. It did not matter as the Chiefs fumbled it back on the next play. Starting only 3 yards away, Graham found Smith for the score to pull the Bucs to within 24-19. The Chiefs then went on a 6 minute drive that could have iced the game, but on 4th and 1 from the 4, a delay of game penalty forced a field goal. The Chiefs led 27-19, but the Bucs had life.

The Buccaneers went down the field, and with 3 1/2 minutes left, Tampa Bay faced 1st and goal from the Kansas City 7. They fumbled the ball away, and again the game seemed over. It wasn’t. AFter a punt, the Buccaneers started at midfield with 1:50 remaining. Garcia completed a couple of passes before firing 24 yards to Antonion Bryant for the touchdown. Cincinnati reached a win by stopping the 2 point conversion. Kansas City already has won this year, and they were not about to win another one. The 2 point conversion was good, and the game went into overtime tied 27-27.

The Chiefs never saw the ball again. The Buccaneers won the toss, and Jeff Garcia needed only 4 minutes to take Tampa Bay from their own 26 to field goal range. Matt Bryant nailed it from 34 yards out. Kansas City led 24-3, but they are terrible. 30-27 Buccaneers, OT

Arizona Cardinals @ St. Louis Rams–This was a game of big plays, as Kurt Warner faced off against his former teammate Marc Bulger. Warner led the Cardinals from the 9 yard line to the St Louis 1 yard line, where a 7 minute drive ended up in a goal line stand for the Rams. Later in the quarter, Bulger went deep to Stanley for an 80 yard touchdown. The Rams are not the Greatest Show on Turf, but they led 7-0 after the first quarter before the levee broke.

The Cardinals are the Greatest Show in the Desert. It was the defense that got things going when a Bulger pass was intercepted by Antrell Rolle and brought back 40 yards for the tying score. A field goal put the Cardinals in front, and a 30 yard run by Tim Hightower had Arizona leading 17-7 late in the half. The Rams 2 minute drill was a disaster, and Warner needed only one play to go deep. His pass was underthrown, and should have been intercepted by Wade. Wade juggled the ball, and instead it was caught by Urban, who raced for the 56 yard touchdown to put the Cardinals up 24-7 at intermission.

In the 3rd quarter, Warner fired at will. From his own 18, a 19 yarder to Anquon Boldin was followed by a 33 yard pass to Larry Fitzgerald. A 7 yarder to Boldin put the Cardinals up 31-7, and they coasted from their. A 9 minute drive bled the clock dry in the 4th quarter. The Cardinals finished with 510 yards, 342 by Warner, and almost 39 minutes of possession. The Cardinals at 5-3 lead their weak division. 34-13 Cardinals

Green Bay Packers @ Tennessee Titans–The unbeaten Titans faced off against a decent Green Bay team in a tough game. Early on the game was about field goals as Tennessee added a pair before Green Bay put one on the board. Rodgers led a 71 yard drive that went 6 minutes over 12 plays. A 5 yarder to Donald River had the Packers up 10-6. Lendale White ran 54 yards to set up a 3 yard run by Johnson to put Tennessee back in front 13-10. at the half.

In the 3rd quarter, both teams reached inside the opposing 10 yard line, and both teams had to settle for a field goal as Tennessee maintained a 16-13 lead. With 5 1/2 minutes remaining, Crosby nailed his 3rd field goal to tie the game 16-16. After an exchange of punts, the Titans had the ball at their own 8 yard line with 1:49 left. Coach Jeff Fisher decided to play it safe from near his own goal line, and the Packers used a timeout in the hopes they would get the ball back. After the Titans ran for the first down, Collins was allowed to air it out, completing a 20 yard pass to the Tennessee 40. On the last play of regulation, Rob Bironas was brought in for a 47 yard field goal attempt. He hit the upright, and the ball bounced away no good. The game went into overtime.

The Titans won the coin toss and went straight down the field. From their own 22, 10 plays and 5 1/2 minutes was enough to give Bironas a chance to redeem himself. From 41 yards out, Bironas nailed it, and the Titans escaped at home to remain the lone unbeaten team in the league. They got to 8-0 by surviving another defensive slugfest. 19-16 Titans, OT

Miami Dolphins @ Denver Broncos–The Dolphins are only 1 year removed from 1-15, but a Bill Parcells year is a lifetime. The Dolphins jumped all over Denver in the beginning, with a pair of field goals and a 32 yard interception return of Jay Cutler for a Brandon Marshall touchdown. The 13-0 Miami lead did not last long. Eddie Royal returned the ensuing kickoff 95 yards to the Miami 5. Royal ran it in himself the final 5 yards on the ground to pull the Broncos within 13-7. The Dolphins led 16-7 at the half and 16-10 late in the 3rd quarter. A missed Denver field goal with 3 minutes remaining in the 3rd quarter was a missed opportunity.

The key play in the game came late in the 3rd quarter when Cutler threw a deep bomb for what appeared to be the go ahead touchdown. Offensive pass interference nullified the score, and instead the Broncos gave the ball back to the Dolphins. Miami added a field goal to lead 19-10. The Broncos needed 3 plays to come back as Cutler went deep again, this time for 47 yards to Hillis. This time the gain stood, and a throw to the end zone on the next play resulted in defensive pass interference. From the one, Cutler found Hillis to cut the gap to 19-17 with 11 minutes remaining.

While players play, this is a Bill Parcells and Tony Sparano team. They are about attitude and statement making. A staggering 15 play, 8 minute drive bled Denver dry. On 4th and 1 from the 35, the Dolphins eschewed the field goal and ran straight up the gut for a gritty first down to keep the drive going. From the Denver 25, Chad Pennington threw to Ricky Williams at the 2 yard line. Ronnie Brown did the rest on the next play, and sealed the win. 26-17 Dolphins

Dallas Cowboys @ New York Giants–With Tony Romo still out, the Cowboys have gone from elite to dysfunctional, with Terrell Owens one loss away from ripping the team apart as he does. The Giants are playing like defending champions with chips on their shoulders. The Giants dominated from the start. Eli Manning led the Giants on an 11 play, 75 yard drive that ate over 6 minutes of clock. Manning hit Kevin Boss for the 13 yard touchdown to put New York up 7-0. Late in the 1st quarter, Brad Johnson was intercepted, setting up the Giants at the Dallas 27. Manning found Steve Smith for a 5 yard touchdown to put the Giants up 14-0 after the opening quarter.

In the 2nd quarter, Manning returned the generosity by throwing an interception to Jenkins for a 23 yard Dallas score to make it a 14-7 game. Yet after that it was all Giants. Late in the half, the Giants began at their own 48. Brandon Jacobs rumbled 27 yards to set up Manning’s 3rd touchdown pass of the half, an 11 yarder to Amani Toomer.

Trailing 21-7, Brooks Bollinger came in for Brad Johnson to start the second half. All Bollinger needed was one play to complete a pass to Butler. Butler plays for the Giants. Starting at the Dallas 18, Jacobs picked up 6 yards on one run and the final 12 yards on the next run. The Giants led 28-7, and Jerry Jones asked Coach Wade Phillips to put himself in at quarterback. No, not really. Bollinger did lead a 16 play drive that ate up 8 1/2 minutes of clock, but that is not a smart straegy when down by 21. Bollinger hit T.O. for the 8 yard touchdown to put the Cowboys within 28-14. They got no closer as a 6 minute Giants drive ended i a 17 yard run by Ward to end the blowout. 35-14 Giants

Philadelphia Eagles @ Seattle Seahawks–Koo Koo Ke Choo, all hail the Walrus Bowl between rotund mustachioed coaches Mike Holmgren and Andy Reid. 90 seconds into the game, Holmgren was the happier walrus as Seneca Wallace, again filling in for an injured Matt Hasselbeck, threw a bomb to Koren Robinson that went for a 90 yard touchdown and a 7-0 Seattle lead. In the second quarter Andy Reid was the only smiling walrus. An 80 yard drive ended with Donovan McNabb throwing 22 yards to Reggie Brown to tie the game. After a punt, the Eagles started at their own 45. From the Seattle 27, McNabb found Curtis at the one yard line, setting up a 1 yard toss to Herremann to put the Eagles up 14-7 at the half.

In the second half, David Akers did the rest. He tacked on 4 field goals to extend the Philadelphia lead to a comfortable win. All hail Andy Reid, Koo Koo Ke Choo. Mike Holmgren was an unhappy walrus. 26-7 Eagles

Atlanta Falcons @ Oakland Raiders–For more on the game of the day, go to

http://www.justblogbaby.com

The Raiders are dreadful, but in a league containing Detroit, St Louis, Kansas City and Cincinnati, this often gets overlooked. Today was a day when bad teams played competitive games. Detroit and Kansas City were winning by 10 and 21 points respectively before collapsing late. The Bengals nearly blew an 18 point lead but hung on. The Raiders had no such luck or skill. Michael Vick is in jail for dogfighting, but Matt Ryan, aka Matty Ice, showed that it is the Raiders that have gone to the dogs.

Ryan needed 6 minutes to drive the Falcons 88 yards for a 7-0 lead. Ryan hit Jenkins for the 37 yard touchdown pass. The Raiders went 3 and out, and the Falcons rapidly went 70 yards for another score as Jerrius Norwood ran it in from 12 yards out to put Atlanta up 14-0. Again the Raiders went 3 and out, and again the Falcons went 88 yards. Ryan hit Jenkins for another score, this time from 27 yards out. The Falcons led 21-0, and tacked on a field goal to lead 24-0 at halftime.

I hope that this is rock bottom for the Raiders, because the last 5 years of misery really hit hard today. The Raiders failed to pick up a single first down the entire half. They had negative yardage.

The second half featured flashes of something positive that led to nothing. The Falcons faced 4th and 1 at the Oakland 9 before Atlanta got stoned up the middle. On another drive the Raiders blocked an Atlanta punt. On another drive the Falcons missed a field goal. Yet When Russell did managed to drive the Raiders deep, from the 10 yard line he threw into triple coverage and was intercepted in the end zone.  I still maintain that Russell has talent, but he has no help. Darren McFadden was out injured with turf toe, and Russell has little offensive line help and no mentoring from the coaching staff.

The Raiders defense pitched a shutout in the second half, but the Falcons defense did it in both halves, and possible did not care in the second half. The pain in Oakland continues. 24-0 Falcons

New England Patriots @ Indianapolis Colts was the Sunday night game. For years this was the preview of the expected AFC Title game. last year the Colts were the quietest 14-2 team in league history, overshadowed by the 16-0 Patriots. This was supposed to be the regular season game of the year before the season started.

However, the NFL is not about the best teams, but the best healthiest teams. Tom Brady is out for the season, and the Colts have had an injury wracked offensive line. Peyton Manning missed all pre-season, and Joseph Addai was out for a few games.Nevertheless, Matt Cassell has filled in ably, and the Colts are getting players back. Therefore, this game had the potential to be a shootout just as in years past. The punters were expected to take the night off.

Instead there was a defensive slugfest that began with an exchange of punts. On their second drive, Manning led the Colts on a staggering 91 yard drive that took 15 plays and ate up 9 minutes. Manning’s 12 yard pass to Gonzalez finished the drive. The Colts staggered the rest of the half with the exception of a drive that would have led to a field goal had a false start not led to a 10 second runoff to end the half. New England had a pair of long drives that stalled in the red zone. Notable was the fact that not one pass was thrown to Randy Moss in the entire half. The Patriots settled for field goals, and the Colts took a 7-6 lead into the locker rooms.

In the 3rd quarter, Cassell led a 15 play drive that ate up almost 8 minutes. This time the Patriots finished the drive with a 6 yard touchdown run by Green-Ellis. The 2 point conversion failed, but the Patriots led 12-7. A strong kickoff return by Pierre Garcon had the Colts starting at their own 43. Manning completed passes to Dallas Clark and Reggie Wayne before again finding Gonzalez in the end zone, this time from 9 yards out. The 2 point conversion to Wayne was successful, and the Colts were back in the lead at 15-12.

In a game of long drives, the Patriots mounted another one that went into the 4th quarter. The 15 play drive faced what might have been the key play in the game. From the Indy 39, Cassell went deep to a wide open Jabar Gaffney. The ball went right through his hands. It was perfectly thrown, and he dropped it. Although the Patriots are normally well disciplined, they made uncharacteristic critical mistakes. At the start of the 4th quarter, before a single play had been run, Cassell had to use up New England’s 2nd timeout. Then when the Patriots faced 4th and 1 at the Indy 7, confusion reigned. The Patriots lined up to go for it, and Coach Bill Belichick ran onto the field to call a timeout. He decided to kick the field goal. The kick was good, and the game was tied 15-15 with 11 1/2 minutes remaining. However, the Patriots were now out of timeouts.

The Colts took over at their own 18, and Manning tossed passes of 20 yards to Clark and 24 yards to Gonzalez. The drive then stalled, but former Patriots kicker Adam Vinatieri nailed the 52 yarder for the Colts. The Colts had their 3 point lead back with 8 minutes remaining.

The Patriots began at their own 19 on their next drive, and were marching right down the field when another mistake occurred. On 2nd and 2 from the Indy 32, Green-Ellis ran very near the first down marker within inches. Yet after the play, a personal foul on the offense pushed them back 15 yards. It was a dumb penalty, and instead of 3rd and 1, it was 3rd and 16. Had the Patriots picked up the 1st down before the penalty, even moving back 15 yards would have left the Patriots at 1st and 10. The run itself might have been worth a challenge, but the Patriots had no timeouts left. Instead, after a short gain, Cassell’s desperation pass was intercepted by Bob Sanders with 4 minutes left. The Patriots did get the ball back at their own 20 with 21 seconds remaining, but it was too much distance to overcome. The game ended with a New England Mistake, as Randy Moss, rather than going out of bounds, tried to go the distance, veered towards the middle, and fumbled the ball away.

Despite the low score, it was a close game, and even though these teams are only a combined 9-7, either one or both of them with a couple breaks could still go deep into the playoffs. A rematcha s in past years would be well anticipated. 18-15 Colts

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Washington Redskins was the Monday night game. Mike Tomlin is a very worthy successor to Bill Cowher, and the Steelers made things exciting by beginning with an onsides kick to start the game. However, it failed, setting up a Washington field goal. Washington tacked on another field goal to lead 6-0 after the first quarter. Unfortunately for the Redskins, their highlights ended at that point. Pittsburgh kicked a field goal in the 2nd quarter. For 28 minutes the game was a defensive slugfest. With just over 2 minutes remaining in the half the Steelers blocked a punt, recovering at the Washington 13. After backing up 10 yards, Ben Roethlisberger found Santonio Holmes and Hines Ward before sneaking over himself from a yard out to put the Steelers up 10-6 at the half. Despite the score, it was costly. Big Ben did not finish the game.

In the second half, the Steelers took the field with Byron Leftiwch. They took thesecond half kickoff and marched 72 yards, with Willie Parker running it in from a yard out. The extra point was no good, but the Steelers led 16-6. The defense then clamped down clamped down. They may not be the Steel Curtain, but they are very good.  A 12 play, 7 minute drive went 77 yards. Leftwich hit Holmes for 5 yards to round out the scoring. The Redskins are much improved, and the Steelers have played some brutal headknockers lately. 23-6 Steelers

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