Archive for May, 2013

Jon Stewart’s creator attacks Oklahoma tornado victims

Tuesday, May 21st, 2013

Jon Stewart’s creator attacks Oklahoma tornado victims

The Oklahoma City suburb of Moore, Oklahoma felt the cruelest wrath of nature just before 3PM CST on Monday. The tornado that touched down stayed on the ground for almost 45 minutes. There was no mercy, only devastation.

As always, the best thing Americans can do in this situation is send money, pray, and donate time or blood if possible. The Red Cross and others will get the job done with enough help from others.

Yet as usual, this tragedy is being compounded by those who simply cannot leave well enough alone.




The 2013 Virginia GOP Convention: Epilogue

Tuesday, May 21st, 2013

The 2013 Virginia GOP Convention was not as lengthy as the original Constitutional Convention over two hundred years ago. It just seemed like it.

After a fun Friday night dinner and after-parties in the holiday suites, it was time for the delegates to get to work on Saturday. The doors opened at eight o’clock in the morning, and the convention lasted until after ten that night.

At this convention, it was all about the race to be the next Lieutenant Governor.


RPV 2013

Sunday, May 19th, 2013

RPV Convention 2013

While most of the country has gone to sleep politically, Virginia is red hot. One of only two states to have a 2013 gubernatorial election, Virginia is ground zero for political junkies.

The Virginia Republican Party (RPV) held their 2013 convention at the Greater Richmond Convention Center.





The real Obama scandal about Kamala Harris

Sunday, May 19th, 2013

What President Obama was really thinking about Kamala Harris

Compared to the other White House scandals, the non-scandal over Kamala Harris was nothing. It is old news, but good for a fun, quiet Sunday. This link contains the sanitized version.

Now for the raw uncensored version of what President Obama was really thinking about Kamala Harris when he complimented her. Parental advisory. Explicit lyrics.

A kerfuffle ensued after President Obama complimented California Attorney General Kamala Harris for her beauty. The normally robotic Obama showed human emotion, and was forced to apologize for it to prevent his wife Michele from “going Brenda Ritchie on him.”


(Lionel Ritchie was not “Dancing on the Ceiling” when he was caught, but by the time his wife was done he was stuck to it.)


As expected, feminists who say nothing when women are beaten in the Middle East exploded in selective outrage. As of this writing, none of the complainers have ever been complimented on anything.


Nevertheless, what President Obama said is is far less important than what he did not say. It is the unspoken words that have clairvoyants everywhere concerned. The neanderthals and the feminists may not agree on propriety, but they both know the thoughts existed.


You see, when some men look at powerful women like Michele Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Oprah Winfrey, they think “These women are too uppity. They need to be knocked down a peg. They are too big for their britches.”


Other men look at these women and think “Look at how far society has progressed. America is truly the land of opportunity. We have made so many great strides.”


Yet a third group of men, which consists of the other 99%, look at these women and think what Obama secretly thinks about Kamala Harris.


“Wow. Baby got back.”


That’s right. Men often view women as sex objects, and powerful men are turned on by powerful women. Holy Sir Mix-A-Lot. Stop the presses. Water is wet, the sun rises in the East, and power is an aphrodisiac.


Obama is the most powerful man in the world. He looks at Harris and thinks “Man, I would love to paddle her.” Then he remembers Michele would rip him limb from limb. President Obama deserves credit for very few things, but give the presidential Elvis Presley hound doggie who cries all the time some credit. Whether it be genuine devotion or fear, he is disciplined enough to not act on his thoughts. The guy barely even shared them. His remarks were remarkably restrained.


This is why lambasting Obama on this issue makes no sense. By most standards, with regards to these matters, he is a gentleman. Feminists are angry not at his actions or words, but his thoughts. In the world of Radical feminism, all men are Clinton dogs, whether regular like Bill or atomic like George.


Feminists will complain that women do not view men as sex objects. Well maybe from time to time they should. Has it ever occurred to women that men have zero interest in women constantly praising their intelligence? Do any women realize how much they could extract from men by simply complimenting their shirts or neckties? Guys do not spend time selecting “power ties” for women to be oblivious.


The only reason many men want power is so that women who would normally ignore them will pay attention. Bill Clinton admitted how great it was transitoning from being “the fat guy” to the Governor of Arkansas.


Barack Obama is the biggest of the atomic dogs. Yet despite being a controlled puppy most of the time, he briefly showed that deep down he would love to be Snoop Dogg, Nate Dogg, or any other members of the Dogg Pound.


Obama is so tightly wound and scripted. He never gets to let loose, smoke a cigarette, or even eat a hamburger. He gets mercilessly (and justifiably) pounded for being an effeminate beta male. The one time he acts normal, he gets attacked for it.


So what if he wants to secretly treat Kamala Harris like a character in Howard Stern’s “Butt Bongo Fiesta?” As long as he keeps those obvious thoughts to himself, feminists should not pillory him for coming nowhere near the line of bad taste.


If he noticed Harris only for her beauty, that would be troublesome. Yet he noticed her for her brains and beauty. That should mitigate any complaint, unless the feminists believe that he could care less about her brains. Maybe in their world, “brains” is code for “breasts.” If that is the case, men cannot win. That is exactly how the politically correct feminists want it, but this war on men has to stop now.


Any real woman forced to choose between the extremes of a neanderthal and a metrosexual would choose the neanderthal every time. Most men fall far from the extremes.


Leave us alone. Stop nagging us over nonsense. We find you hot and want to play volleyball with your body parts. Get over it. Regulate actions and even some speech, but leave our thoughts to ourselves. Let us dream. It’s all we have left.


President Obama may never be a guy’s guy, but he already has a wife, a mother-in-law, and two daughters to emasculate him. He does not need other women piling on him for lusting after a smart, strong, hot, powerful goddess and wanting to drive her like Prince’s “Little Red Corvette.”


The next time any woman asks a man, “What are you thinking?,” we will just give you a cross look. You should know, be flattered, and let it go.


That is what we think about, and nagging cannot trump biology, whether it be that of a feminized Obama or an atomic dog alpha male Tarzan.





Obama and Erdogan: Another useless press conference

Saturday, May 18th, 2013

Obama, Erdogan, and  a Turkey of a press conference

A turkey of a leader hosted the leader of Turkey. Recep was invited for a reception. President Obama and his Turkish counterpart Recep Erdogan held a joint press conference in the rain to compliment each other on their mutually failed leadership tenures. Both of these men took over functioning democracies and moved them backward.




The Obama corruption handbook

Saturday, May 18th, 2013

The Obama scandals user handbook

So many scandals are engulfing the Obama administration that it can be difficult to follow. The White House released documents on one scandal right before going on television to discuss another one. It became necessary to compile a user handbook listing the scandals with what is known and unknown.



Help Obama, he’s talking and he can’t shut up

Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Benghazi, the IRS, and a press conference filibuster

President Obama and his British counterpart David Cameron held a joint press conference to reaffirm the special relationship and talk about nothing in particular.

With many unanswered questions about Benghazi and IRS abuses of conservatives, an American reporter did ask Obama when he actually learned the truth about the IRS and Benghazi, respectively. She wanted to know if he deliberately left out mentions of al-Qaeda, and if the White House misled the public.

Naturally, the correct answer to that last question is yes, and Obama welled up with righteous indignation to say “no.”

Then Obama began a filibuster that could teach Rand Paul or even Strom Thurmond a few things about holding court.



Obama must remain in office

Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

President Obama must not be impeached

As the Obama presidency is engulfed in scandals ranging from Benghazi to IRS abuses to the not forgotten Fast and Furious gunrunning sting, a select few emboldened conservatives are thinking about the “I-word.”

Mainstream conservatives must loudly let the liberal media know with zero equivocation that impeachment is off the table. For those unable to decipher that, spell it out for liberal media members determined to look for wiggle room.

President Obama must not be impeached.




Why Benghazi had to happen

Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Why Obama had to let the Benghazi four die

In the wake of new Benghazi information, there  is one question liberals deliberately refuse to ask.

Why were four innocents Americans left to die?

To understand this is to understand everything that is Barack Obama.






Liberals in power means IRS abuses of conservatives

Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Obama’s IRS targets conservatives

The Internal Revenue Service, after nearly two years of denials, has apologized to conservative groups for targeting them.

Not good enough. Not by a long shot.

This is a cycle that keeps repeating itself, so predicting the outcome is easy.