Earth to the gay community:

June 1st, 2023
Earth to the gay community:
Today begins June, which is “Pride Month.”
Your community is trying to do 2 things that are completely contradictory. You are trying to: 1) Be seen as normal with full equality in society…while simultaneously: 2) acting in ways that are the opposite of anything normal. I cannot define normal but I know crazy when I see it. So here is my advice to you if and only if you truly want to be seen as normal:
1) Denounce “Queers for Palestine.” They are an anti-Semitic hate group.
2) Do not engage in physical violence toward people who disagree with you unless you are acting in self-defense of an imminent threat. There is no excuse for a transgender person in Nashville to shoot a bunch of innocent Christian children.
3) Stop using your movement to push leftist politics such as cl1m@te ch@nge or gun control. Stop lying about events to push this agenda. The Pulse Nightclub shooting was a horrific act of Radical Isl@m.
4) Stop discriminating against Republicans, especially gay Republican groups like the Log Cabin Republicans. They are not self-hating gays. They are pro-gay rights and pro-limited government. If you want the government out of your bedrooms, then you should want government out of your pocketbooks also.
5) Condemn anyone who sexualizes children, gay or straight. Drag queen shows are fine for adults. They are not for children. Ever. Children should not be in strip clubs, whether gay or straight. Drag queen shows are popular because they are risque, edgy, and over the top. That is the opposite of normal. If they were normal, that would be boring and nobody would see them. If you are compelled to sexualize kids, you deserve to be locked up.
6) Live and let live. You can be pro-you without being anti-others. If you hate people because they disagree with you or have different values, you are just as bigoted as those you accuse. Groups that are anti-Protestant or anti-Catholic do not get a free pass just because those expressing these anti-Christian views happen to be gay.
7) Don’t block traffic. This goes for all protesters, marchers, or partiers of any kind. If you block people from getting to or from work, you are awful. This crosses all strata. Keep the celebrations on the sidewalks, not in the middle of the streets unless the streets are blocked off for the occasion with a valid permit.
8.) Public nudity is not acceptable, regardless of whether you are gay or straight. Again, normal people are not exhibitionists.
9) If you are going to be decked out in all rainbow colors and have rainbow colors all over your social media, make sure to have red, white and blue everywhere in the days leading up to Independence Day. It bothers many patriotic Americans when they see rainbows everywhere in June but nothing on July 4th. Be proud to live in a country where you are free to be whatever you choose. America is awesome. Don’t demand anyone except pride in your sexuality if you refuse to have pride in our country.
10.) Being gay is not an accomplishment. Celebrate accomplishments. The day gay marriage became legal is a major historical event. The Supreme Court, the highest court in the land, gave gay people full equality. That is more important than anyone’s mere being. That is history. History matters.
My friend Deron died a few days ago. He was not political. He was a proud gay man, but he was also a proud Christian who loved his Jewish friend, me. We were friends for 44 years. He was normal. He was all about live and let live. Everyone gay and straight could learn from his life example. That is why he was accepted and liked by everyone who met him.
His life is what LGBTQ people should strive for. You can have normalcy or exhibitionism. You cannot have or be both. If you reject all criticism as bigotry, you will alienate people who want to be on your side but have legitimate concerns.
Take it or leave it. I hope you take my advice. I will never judge someone based on their sexual orientation. I judge people based on the content of their character. Bad conduct is bad character. Your character is your destiny.

Jim Brown: The best, on and off the field

May 24th, 2023

National Football League flags flew at half-staff on May 19th upon news of the death of Hall of Fame running back Jim Brown. The Cleveland Browns legend was 87, but he still left the world far too soon. Even those unfamiliar with football could learn valuable lessons from Brown’s consequential life.

 

On the field, Brown was the greatest professional football player ever. Fans of Tom Brady, Peyton Manning and Jerry Rice may disagree, but Brown was the best. Brady and Manning played a protected position in a cocoon pocket. Defenders received penalties for barely touching them. Rice ran around in open spaces. Football is a collision sport. Those men smartly avoided collisions. Brown initiated collisions and won them. He had speed, but his raw power allowed him to dominate men dedicated to stopping him. Brown bowled over men in an era before many safety protocols were enacted. Others played football. Brown is football.

 

One famous incident occurred between Brown and superstar New York Giants linebacker Sam Huff. After tackling Brown for a loss, Huff yelled, “Brown, you stink.” On the next play, Brown blew past everyone for a 75-yard touchdown run. Upon reaching the end zone, Brown yelled out, “Hey Sam, how do I smell from here?”

 

Battles between these two competitors occurred in the late 1950s and early 1960s against the backdrop of racial politics. Brown was the leading black athlete while Huff was white. Yet on the field, these men shared mutual respect. Whoever won on any given Sunday did so on merit.

 

Brown was keenly aware of the civil rights struggle for racial equality, but he separated politics from football. His coach Paul Brown (not related) drilled into his players the concept of meritocracy. Jim Brown remarked in an interview that “Paul didn’t talk to us about integration. He talked to us about excellence.”

 

Jim Brown was dedicated to excellence, which allowed him to be more vocal about political and social matters. The American white majority accepted and embraced Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan because of the groundwork laid by Muhammad Ali and Jim Brown.

 

After winning the 1964 NFL Championship, Brown became an international star. When Cleveland Browns owner Art Modell tried to rein Brown in, Brown simply retired from football in 1965 at the peak of his dominance. He then became even more relevant.

 

When society frowned about black men romancing white women, Brown shared a big screen romance with the biggest Caucasian female sex symbol alive. His kiss with Raquel Welch had every red-blooded American male wanting to be Jim Brown.

 

Yet conquering football and Hollywood was not enough. Brown stayed hungry, this time for political change and social action. Now he had more than power. He had moral authority. He counseled of thousands of young black men into bettering themselves. He straddled the fine line between demanding more for blacks from white America and more for blacks from themselves. Brown would often sit with rival gang members and get them to make peace. Very few people could get them into a room together. Brown demanded that the black-on-black gang warfare stop. Many gang members listened.

 

Brown also formed the Black Economic Union to help minority-owned businesses achieve more opportunities. Presidents Barack Obama and Donald Trump both worked with Brown on his economic and mentoring initiatives in minority communities. When Brown spoke, both of these loquacious political leaders listened silently. Brown did not want to hear political talk. He wanted from politicians what he delivered his entire life…results.

 

Brown demanded that the American government help level the racial playing field. He simultaneously demanded of young black men that once they are on their chosen field, that they strive for excellence. This dual track allowed Brown to be revered by black leftists and white conservatives alike.

 

The NFL lost a legend. The world lost a man of excellence who embodied the spirit of American exceptionalism.

eric

Top 23 NFL games of 2023

May 12th, 2023

Top 23 NFL games of 2023

1) Week 1 Raiders at Broncos

2) Week 1 Bills at Jets

3) Week 2 Ravens at Bengals

4) Week 3 Patriots at Jets

5) Week 4 Lions at Packers

6) Week 5 Cowboys at 49ers

7) Week 6 Patriots at Raiders

8) Week 8 Chiefs at Broncos

9) Week 9 Bills at Bengals

10) Week 11 Eagles at Chiefs

11) Week 12 Chiefs at Raiders

12) Week 13 Bengals at Jaguars

13) Week 14 Bills at Chiefs

14) Week 14 Eagles at Cowboys

15) Week 15 Chiefs at Patriots (maybe Chargers at Raiders)

16) Week 16 Cincinnati Bengals at Pittsburgh Steelers

17) Week 16 Bills at Chargers

18) Week 17 Bengals at Chiefs

19) Week 17 Packers at Vikings

20) Week 18 Vikings at Lions

21) Week 18 Chiefs at Chargers

22) Week 18 Bills at Dolphins

23) Week 18 Eagles at Giants

eric

NFL Draft 2023 Recap

April 28th, 2023

NFL Draft 2023 Recap

eric

Does fake news even matter?

March 24th, 2023

Does fake news even matter?

Does Fake News Even matter?

In recent years, a common term thrown around is “fake news.”

 

Fake news has been treated as an existential crisis. Hillary Clinton blamed fake news propagated by the Russians for her 2016 loss to Donald Trump. President Trump repeatedly attacked the media for spreading fake news. Tech CEOs and government officials have taken unprecedented steps to restrict and censor stories deemed to be fake news.

 

One problem with this approach is that determining what constitutes fake news is often subjective. Many political activists deem fake news to be anything they politically disagree with. On more than one occasion, stories that were deemed fake news turned out to be truthful. The Hunter Biden laptop story was censored and dismissed as “Russian disinformation” right before the 2020 presidential election. By attempting to prevent a possible fake news story influencing an election, the censors may have influenced the election in the opposite direction.

 

Another problem comes from individual arbiters lacking intellectual discernment. They cannot process the nuances between reality and satire. The Babylon Bee clearly advertises itself as a leading source of fake news. Their stories are frequently censored despite their publicly stating upfront that their entire business model is humorous fake news.

 

Yet for those who are capable of going beyond politics, an even deep question arises.

 

Does fake news even matter?

Maybe people should be free to spread as much fake news as they want. Readers should be responsible for doing their own due diligence.

Honesty matters, but knowingly saying or posting something false should be an ethical matter, not a legal one.

This is not about politics. A person may post that they are worth 20 billion dollars and leaving their money to their dog. Why should it matter to the government that the person is a working stiff who does not even own a dog?

It is illegal to lie in a court of law or in a deposition. There are legal remedies for people who are victims of libel, slander, or defamation. Beyond those clear lines, why should it matter if a person chooses to post something online that is completely false?

Try going to a local bar. Plenty of people are lying about their age, income, occupation, and pretty much everything else in an attempt to impress a potential business or romantic interest.

Take the advertising industry. Their entire industry is about convincing people that they are ugly and hopeless. Advertisers then convince people that certain products will make them beautiful and hopeful. Does anyone really believe that a certain toothpaste will make you better than you were before?
If fake news were illegal, almost every internet and mobile dating profile would need to be shut down. So would chatrooms where people discuss everything from their stock recommendations to their foolproof cold remedies and home cleaning products. People buying every product they see on an infomercial or online advertisement should not blame others for their own gullibility.

Rather than criminalize lying, it should be the responsibility of individuals to think for themselves.

 

Until then, the answer is more speech for everyone. Let everybody embellish their wealth and beauty. Let everyone link to articles that are absurd on their face. Let everyone sell falsehoods if they choose. Then caveat emptor, let the buyer beware.

 

Let the online version of the National Enquirer insist that aliens from another planet are impregnating Hollywood celebrities. Maybe those alien children are rigging our elections by implanting microchips in our arms.

 

Let the craziest conspiracy theories flow wild and free. Given how depressing real news can be, maybe it is best that fake news be allowed to stay with us. It is better to expose thousands of preposterous stories than live in a nation denying Americans the chance to do their own vetting.

Lying is harmful. Letting government decide what constitutes lying is far worse.

eric

TYGRRRR EXPRESS Turns 16

March 12th, 2023

I started the TYGRRRR EXPRESS on March 11, 2007. 

A simple blog turned into a career. I now have written 6 books and have nearly 300 mostly original t-shirt designs. 

I have performed and sold my merchandise in all 50 states. 

On to the next adventure.

eric @ Tygrrrr Express

Liberals created and keep fueling the MAGA movement

March 8th, 2023

Liberals created and keep fueling the MAGA movement.

 

Donald Trump is amidst his third straight presidential run. Conservatives split between those wanting the former president to regain power and those singing Bob Seger’s “Turn the page.” Liberals uniformly oppose Trump for a litany of reasons. Many liberals see Mr. Trump as Frankenstein’s monster. Lacking self-awareness on this issue, these liberals fail to realize they are Frankenstein. They created Trump, nurtured him, and continue eight years later to feed, fuel and motivate him and his “Make America Great Again” (MAGA) movement.

 

Understanding Trump’s initial rise requires returning to 2011. President Barack Obama’s presidency was flailing. Fear of economic collapse that swept him into office in 2008 had not dissipated. Flowery words about hope and change drowned under a tidal wave of tough events. “Yes, we can” became “No, he couldn’t.” Governor Mitt Romney promised a brighter future. In their first presidential debate, Mr. Romney cleaned Mr. Obama’s clock. Obama’s campaign realized a positive reelection campaign like Ronald Reagan’s 1984 “Morning in America” or Bill Clinton’s 1996 “Bridge to the 21st Century” would fail. Obama ran a slash and burn campaign that stripped Romney’s humanity.

 

Romney in 2012 was considered one of the finest, most decent men to ever seek the White House. Obama’s team successfully painted Romney as a racist sexist heartless plutocratic vulture capitalist who enjoyed firing people. Romney’s handlers hurt matters by insisting he offer gentle rebuttals to Obama’s Chicago haymakers. Obama verbally decked Romney repeatedly and punched his way to a second term.

 

Republicans seethed, but it was their own fault Romney and Senator John McCain before him pulled punches out of fear of criticizing America’s first partially black president. With Hillary Clinton in 2016, Republicans faced the same quandary.

 

Romney was a polite Midwesterner. Republicans needed a street brawler. Only three GOP brawlers existed, all hailing near greater New York. Rudy Giuliani underperformed in 2008.  New Jersey’s Chris Christie likewise underwhelmed in 2012. They opted out in 2016. Only Donald Trump remained.

 

Republicans overruled concerns about Trump’s behavior and policy positions solely because he was as ferocious a counter-puncher as they came. He would not be cowed by Obama’s race or Hillary Clinton’s gender. When hit, he hit back 100 times as hard. No blow was out of bounds. Rosie O’Donnell learned the hard way. She started a needless feud with him for laughs. He made her cry.

 

Trump’s campaign was also a fist in the eyes of smug late night comedians. Seth Meyers roasted him at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, calling Trump a “joke.” John Oliver dared Trump to run. Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel openly ridiculed him. They were not laughing after he won.

 

Yet the biggest gift American liberals gave Trump was a clear policy lane. Trump kept speaking to forgotten American workers. He hammered his two themes of trade and immigration. His undisciplined personal style aside, Trump was remarkably disciplined on policy. Voters felt economic angst, and he stuck with the same themes he had addressed for over 30 years. He knew exactly what he believed.

 

Democrats meanwhile kept obsessing over abortion, gay rights and climate change. Voters understood abortion was legal and gay marriage was law of the land. Climate change continued to register at the bottom of opinion surveys. Only a few rich white liberals cared.

 

During the campaign’s final week, Trump spoke in the calm, measured voice Kellyanne Conway taught him. His bombast took a vacation. He was on message and on teleprompter. Hillary Clinton and Liz Warren screamed their lungs out on their self-titled “Nasty women tour.” Bill Clinton, as brilliant as they come, begged Hillary to get away from Warren. Outside of deep blue areas, Warren was politically toxic.

 

On election day, Trump campaigned in Wisconsin. Hillary partied with A-list celebrities in Philadelphia, her only Pennsylvania campaign visit. She never visited Wisconsin. Trump’s victory equated to “Caddyshack” Rodney Dangerfield defeating Ted Knight’s Judge Smails. The slobs beat the snobs.

 

Eight years later, a majority of Democrats still have not learned. Some prop Trump up under the belief he cannot win. A more plausible explanation is they simply cannot ignore him. The more President Joe Biden fails, the more Democrats frighten voters with “Orange Man Bad.”

 

Voters are not stupid. Karl Rove, who led George W. Bush to two presidential victories, repeatedly reminds politicians that “The masses are not asses.” James Carville, who led Bill Clinton to victory twice, beseeches Democrats to shut up about gender pronouns. He knows “woke” language and behavior is hated. Carville penned the phrase “It’s the economy, stupid.” Trump still understands this. No evidence exists that Biden’s cabinet does. Telling blue collar coal miners to embrace green economics is telling them to go to hell. That is arrogance, not leadership. Endless Covid lockdowns and mandates add fuel to the fire.

 

Democrats openly mocked Trump, his policies and his voters. They still weaponize government against his voters. Most Trump voters are not racists, sexists, conspiracy theorists or insurrectionists. They just want a better life.

 

The more Democrats refuse to recognize that Trump, and more importantly Trump voters, are human beings, the more Trump exploits that condescension. Democrats created Trump’s movement by dismissing his voters as society’s filthy dregs. Trump reminded these voters that their lives matter as much as any other lives.

 

With spiraling inflation, food and fuel prices, and crime, Democrats need better answers than blaming Trump. He offers to fix problems. Even those questioning his policy prescriptions concede that at least he has them. Democrats simply care more about climate change and gender issues. Attacking voters as anti-gay bigots seeking to murder Mother Earth gives Trump his opening.

 

Had Democrats paid attention to what voters care about and ignored identity politics, Romney would have served two terms. Trump would have spent a decade building bigger and better golf courses.

 

A 2024 Trump win would not be because he is that spectacular. It would be because enough voters believe Democrats, just as in 2016, are still that indifferent and awful.

TYGRRRR EXPRESS 2023 Pacific Northwest Speaking Schedule

February 26th, 2023

TYGRRRR EXPRESS 2023 Pacific Northwest Speaking Schedule

Monday, February 27, 2023 — Early morning flight from Los Angeles to Portland.

OREGON:  

Monday, February 27 — Benton County Republican Women in Corvallis in Western Oregon. Lunch.

Tuesday, February 28, 2023 — Deschutes County GOP Lincoln Dinner in Redmond in Central Oregon. 

Wednesday, March 1, 2023 — People’s Rights Group in Powell Butte in Central Oregon. Dinner.

Thursday, March 2, 2023 — North Coast Republican Women in NW Oregon near Portland. Lunch.

Thursday, March 2, 2023 — Drive from North of Portland to Seattle, Washington.

WASHINGTON:

Monday, March 6, 2023 — East Pierce Republican Women near Seattle, Washington. Lunch.

Monday, March 6-Tuesday March 7 — Purim with Chabad of Pacific NW in Seattle and Shoreline. 

Thursday, March 9, 2023 — Kitsap County Republican Woman. West of Seattle. Lunch.

Thursday, March 9, 2023 — Flying from Seattle back to Los Angeles.

eric

What politicians can learn from Super Bowl LVII (57)

February 13th, 2023

What politicians can learn from Super Bowl LVII (57)

What Our Leaders Can Learn From a Great Super Bowl

Super Bowl LVII (57) Recap

February 12th, 2023

Super Bowl LVII (57) Recap

The Kansas City Chiefs hosted the AFC Title Game for an NFL record fifth straight year under Walrus Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes. On the verge of a dynasty, they risked becoming a dynasty that never was. The Cincinnati Bengals came out of nowhere and shocked the football world in 2021. The Bengals have never won the Super Bowl. Last year the Bengals exploded out of nowhere and shocked the Chiefs in the AFC Title Game in Arrowhead. The 2021 Bengals overcame a 21-3 deficit to win 27-24 in overtime. The Bengals fell short to the Rams 23-20 in the Super Bowl. This year was a rematch of the previous AFC Title Game. Again the game appeared destined for overtime. Then a critical personal foul with seconds left in the game allowed the Chiefs to kick the winning field goal for a 23-20 regulation victory. The Chiefs are headed to their third Super Bowl in four years. 

The NFC was more cut and dry. The Philadelphia Eagles coasted to a 13-1 regular season record before an injury to Jalen Hurts had them tube down the stretch. They lost a couple games but managed to hang on to the top seed with a first round bye and home field throughout the playoffs. Despite being seen as vulnerable, the Eagles blasted the New York Giants 38-7 in the Divisional Round and the San Francisco 49ers 31-7 in the NFC Title Game. The Eagles knocked out the 49ers third string quarterback Mr. Irrelevant and fourth string quarterback Josh Johnson. Kevin Sirianni started 2-5 last year in his rookie season. Yet he turned the team around to a 9-8 overall finish and then got the Eagles to the big game in his second season. The Eagles won their only Super Bowl five years ago. Now a new coach and new quarterback are seeking to do it again. 

This game is the first Super Bowl where both starting quarterbacks are black. More importantly, both quarterbacks are mobile and young. Many Super Bowls have been won with older quarterbacks who are traditional pocket passers. This game seems to be the passing of the torch to a new generation.  

The Chiefs are easy to define. Mahomes is a 25th century Buck Rodgers freak of nature. Reid became America’s Walrus by becoming one of the best offensive play-callers in the game. 

The Eagles are more complex. There is nobody who immediately stands out as a generational NFL best. Yet they gel together as a team. They are a blue collar bunch with a ton of speed on defense. 

This was the first time both top seeds were in the big game in five years, when the Eagles won it all over New England for their first ever Super bow win. Two years later the Chiefs won their second overall Super Bowl 50 years after winning their first one. 

Chris Stapleton did a fantastic job with the national anthem as tears fell from both eyes of Nick Sirianni. A beautiful tribute to Pat Tillman was followed by a solid coin toss won by the Chiefs, who, deferred. to the second half. 

The Eagles began facing 3rd and 5 from their own 30, Hurts went to Devonta Smith for a 12 yard gain. Hurts then ran for an 11 yard gain. Hurts went to Goedert for 12. Hurts went back to Smith, who shook a tackle and gained 25. Boston Scott went straight up the gut for 9. On rd and 3 from the Kansas City 4, another run out of the shotgun was taken by Kenneth Gainwell up the gut for the first down but inches short of the touchdown. Hurts took the quarterback sneak and got a great surge from his offensive line where all 5 starters made the Pro Bowl. Hurts’s one yard touchdown nearly 5 minutes into the game made it 7-0 Eagles. 

Coaches started deferring when Bill Belichick started doing it. It is still a terrible decision, especially when teams have a quarterback like Patrick Mahomes. The Chiefs voluntarily allowed the Eagles to dictate the pace of the start of the game. Mahoms went to Kelce for a 19 yard gain. Mahomes ran for 8 more. Pacheco broke free for a 25 yard gain. Mahomes threw a perfect fade to Kelce for an 18 yard touchdown. Each team scored on their opening possession for a 7-7 game. 

An offensive pass interference penalty derailed the next Eagles possession. The Chiefs began their next possession at their own 33. Form his own 47 after a defensive penalty, Mahomes fired over the middle to Kelce for 22. On 3rd and 3 from the Philadelphia 24, Mahoems as he was going down through a dangerous shovel pass that was nearly intercepted but fell incomplete. Walrus Andy Reid brought in Harrison Butker for the 42 yard field goal try. The kick hooked left and doinked off the upright no good. 

The Eagles on 3rd and 4 from their own 37  got a break when the Chiefs jumped offside. The Eagles began the second quarter with 1st and 10 at the Chiefs 45. A well-executed play action pass saw Hurts got for it all. The bomb was thrown into double coverage, but the defender lost sight of the ball and AJ Brown came down with it for the touchdown and the 14-7 Eagles lead. 

The Chiefs soon faced 3rd and 8 from their own 27. Mahomes threw over the middle low and incomplete. The Eagles got it back and faced 3rd and 8 from their own 35. Hurts scrambled all over and found Zach Pascal for 9. On 3rd and 1 from the Chiefs 47, a false start was followed by disaster. On 3rd and 6, Hurts lost control of the ball without being touched. The fumble bounced straight to Chiefs defender Nick Bolton, who returned it 36 yards for a defensive touchdown and a 14-14 game. 

After a touchback, Hurts kept the ball on a designed run and gained 14. On 3rd and inches from their own 48, Hurts took the sneak and got the yard. On 3rd and 7 from the Chiefs 46, a surprise running play did not fool the defense, gaining only 2 yards. Kevin Sirianni gambled on 4th and 5. Out of the shotgun, Hurts took a designed draw 29 yards. On 3rd and 3 from the Chiefs 9, a run out of the shotgun gained only one yard. On 4th and 2, the Eagles again lineup to go for it and the defense bit on the hard count offside. On 1st and goal from the 4 out of the shotgun, Hurts ran it in off tackle for the touchdown. With 2:20 left in the half, the 12 play, 75 yard , 7 1/2 minute drive with 2 4th down conversions had the Eagles up 21-14.   

On 3rd and 15 from his own 30, Mahomes was taken down after a 3 yard gain. Mahomes limped off the field in pain. He was in agony on the bench only weeks after suffering a high ankle sprain. A good punt return had the Eagles with the ball at their own 43 with 1:22 left in the half and 2 timeouts. On 2nd and 1, Hurts went bombs away to Smith for a big gain, but on further review it was ruled an incompletion. On 3rd and 1, Hurts kept the sneak and gained 2. On 3rd and 4 with 23 seconds left, Hurts fired to Brown, who caught it over the middle but raced to the sideline to preserve the final timeout. Yet from the Chiefs 19, a pointless 2 yard completion squandered a chance at a touchdown. A 35 yard field goal to end the half had the Eagles up 24-14. 

The halftime show is pointless and should be abolished and replaced with football highlights on the jumbotron. Back to football. As expected, Mahmoes came out to start the third quarter after a touchback. On 3rd and 1 from their own 34, Jerick McKinnon ran for 13. Mahomes as he was going to the ground somehow fired a low throw that Kelce caught at his shoestrings for 10. Mahomes then went to Justin Watson for 13. Mahomes pulled a Housini act in avoiding another sack and running for 13 yards down to the Philadelphia 5 yard line. Isaiah Pacheco ran for a one yard touchdown as the 10 play, 75 yard, 5 1/2 minute drive had the Chiefs right back in it down 24-21. 

After a touchback, disaster immediately again struck the Eagles. A sideways wing pass saw the receiver quickly belted by Willi Snead. The resulting fumble was returned for another defensive touchdown and the Chiefs first lead of the game. Yet officials talked it over and properly ruled the play an incomplete pass. On 3rd and 6, Hurts fired a perfect pass through a tight window to Dallas Goedert for 17. On 3rd and 2 from the Chiefs 47, Gainwell gained 4. Yet a delay of game penalty had the Eagles facing 3rd and 14 from the Chiefs 47. Hurts threw a perfect pass to Goedert between 2 defenders for a 17 yard gain. Walrus Andy Reid  challenged the catch. Replay showed that Goedert bobbled the ball and did not get both feet down. Instead of being in field goal range, it appeared the Eagles had to punt. Yet the crowd was surprised when the catch stood, the Eagles had a new set of downs, and the Chiefs lost a timeout. On 3rd and 1 from the Chiefs 21, a pitchout was stopped cold for no gain. On 4th and 1, Kevin Sirianni went for it again and hurts snuck it again and got the yard again. On 3rd and 11 from the Chiefs 20, the Eagles had to burn  timeout to avoid another delay of game penalty. A completion came up way short. This time on 4th and 6, Sirianni was not in a gambling mood. Jake Elliott’s 33 yard field goal was dead center. The staggering 17 play, 60 yard, 8 minute drive featured the most number of plays on a drive in Super Bowl history. Yet the Eagles only led 27-21 with 2 minutes left in the third quarter.     

After a touchback, Mahomes hit Juju Smith-Schuster for 8. Pacheco barreled for a pair of 9 yard gains as the Chiefs began the fourth quarter with 1st and 10 at the Philadelphia 44 with a chance to take the lead. Mahomes went to Smith-Schuster for big gains of 14 and 13. On 3rd and 3 from the Philly 5, Mahomes found a wide open Kadarius Toney in the flat for a easy touchdown. With 12 minutes left in regulation, the Chiefs had their first lead of the game up 28-27. The Eagles soon faced 3rd and 2 at their own 33. Hurts threw incomplete as the Eagles quickly went 3 and out. Toney fielded the punt, got a wall of blockers, and weaved through traffic. Toney returned the punt 65 yards down to the Philly 5 yard line. It was the longest punt return touchdown in Super Bowl history. On 3rd and goal, Mahomes went to the flat on the left side instead of the right side. Again, a wide open receiver Skye Moore breezed into the end zone. The Chiefs had a 35-27 lead with 9 1/2 minutes left in regulation. 

The Eagles soon faced 3rd and 1 from their own 34. Hurts initially appeared stopped but a second surge at the end got him the yard. On 3rd and 5 from their own 41, Hurts fired to Brown for 11. Hurts went bombs away to Smith for a 57 yard gain down to the 2. On the next play even though everyone knew it was coming, Hurts snuck up the middle and got the touchdown. With 5:15 left, the Eagles were a 2 point conversion from tying the game. Hurts rolled out and went for it himself. He banged a defender at the goal line and won the battle, crashing into the end zone. This thriller was tied 35-35. Hurts tied a Super Bowl record with 3 rushing touchdowns. although he was the first quarterback to do it. 

After a touchback, Mahomes hit Smith-Schuster for 12. On 3rd and 1 from their own 48, Pacheco got around he end and gained 8. Mahomes took a designed quarterback draw for a 31 yard gain. On 3rd and 8 from the Philly 15 with 1:54 to play, Mahomet threw incomplete. Yet a killer defensive holding call meant 1st and goal at the 10. Now the Chiefs could take the clock almost all the way down. With 10 seconds left in the Super Bowl, Butker came in for the 33 yard chip shot to win it. Butker’s kick was good with 8 seconds left. A short kickoff gave the Eagles one final chance from their own 35 with 5 seconds left. The coaches were a 65 yard Hail Mary or the hook and laterals. Stunningly, the Eagles chose neither. With plenty of time to throw, Hurts threw a 30 yard pass over the middle to nobody. 

The Chiefs won the Super Bowl for the second time in 4 years and the third time in franchise history. Mahomes became the first player since Kurt Warner and the 1999 Rams to win the regular season MVP and the Super Bowl. Walrus Andy Reid did not discuss his future as rumors circulated of his retirement after 24 years as ahead coach and over 40 years in coaching overall. Reid beat the employer who fired him a decade ago. Reid and Mahomes are now locks for the Pro Football Hall of Fame when they hang it up, but Mahomes most likely has a long way to go. As for his bad ankle, he has 7 months until the 2023 regular season kicks off. The 2023 NFL Draft and schedule release are less than 3 months away. The 2022 NFL season is now in the history books. 38-35 Chiefs

eric