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Blame Microsoft for the Arizona Tragedy

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

A terrible tragedy happened a few days ago when a 22 year old white male who read the Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf shot Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and murdered six others.

The left has decided to use the tragedy to gain political advantage by trying to intimidate Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, and tea party attendees. The fact that real actual violence is routinely engaged in by the left gets swept under the rug.

So in the spirit of trying to disseminate the truth, it is time to reveal who was responsible for this tragedy.

Blame Microsoft.

That’s right, I said Microsoft. Every shred of evidence points in their direction.

1) The tragedy took place in Arizona. Arizona has had the most controversial political fights in the country in recent months. The most controversial issue is illegal immigration. Those wanting to crack down on illegal immigration want to build a border fence. Another word for fences is gates. That bring us to Bill Gates. His company is Microsoft.

2) The Founder of Microsoft is Paul Allen. Paul Allen owns a National Football League team, the Seattle Seahawks. Their division rivals are the Cardinals, who play in Arizona. For the Seahawks to get ahead, they have to take down Arizona.

3) Paul Allen hired Pete Carroll to be the head coach of the Seahawks. Carroll used to coach the University of Southern California (USC) Trojans. Carroll hired a running back named Marshawn Lynch.

When others had given up on Lynch, Paul Allen supported Lynch. Therefore, Paul Allen is a racist because you cannot say the word lynch in any context, The Klan used to lynch people. They were evil, but now we know Microsoft supports this. Congresswoman Giffords is Jewish, and the Klan also hates Jews. Therefore, Paul Allen is now an anti-semite.

4) Marshawn Lynch as previously stated is a running back. So was OJ Simpson. OJ used to play at USC. OJ was accused of murdering one man and one woman. People of both genders died in the Arizona tragedy. Therefore OJ did it, casting a black eye on the NFL, and all 32 owners including Paul Allen, who works for Microsoft.

5) The quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks is Matt Hasselbeck. He is related by marriage to Elizabeth Hasselbeck, a lone conservative on a talk show filled with imbecilic leftists. Hasselbeck has defended Palin. Hasselbeck is paid by Allen of Microsoft. Also, the word Hasselbeck contains the word Beck, which is code for Glenn Beck. Hassel should be spelled Hassle, since to hassle somebody means to agitate them and cause them harm. Harm contains the word arm, and Hasselbeck recently had an injured arm. The violence never stops, which makes sense since Hasselbeck does bear an unhealthy resemblance to the most recent courtroom photo of the shooter. Something about bald guys in some situations can make them look very sinister.

6) Hasselbeck’s former coach is Mike Holmgren, who resembles a walrus. Holmgren has a mustache. So do John Bolton and Adolf Hitler, proving that Holmgren is a Neocon who wants to blow up the world on behalf of the Jews and a Nazi who killed Jews. Congresswoman Giffords is Jewish. Holmgren was paid by Allen from Microsoft.

7) Hasselbeck was personally protected on the Seahawks from danger by one of the greatest left tackles in the history of football, Walter Jones. Walter Jones recently retired, a sure hall of famer. Walter Jones is also the name of a North Carolina Congressman who is a Democrat. Walter Jones the football player retired after years of being targeted by opponents playing defense, some on the Cardinals of Arizona. Walter Jones the politician was targeted for defeat, but was reelected. Heath Shuler was both of these men, a former NFL football quarterback who is now a Democrat from North Carolina. Walter Jones the left tackle was paid by Paul Allen of Microsoft. The conspiracy never stopped.

8.) At USC, Pete Carroll had Reggie Bush. Reggie Bush is also a running back, which links to OJ and Marshawn Lynch. Reggie also has the same last name as two former presidents, including George W. Bush. Rapper Kanye West and many other leftists said that George W. Bush was a racist. His justice department refused to prosecute Microsoft as his predecessor had, which shows support for the company that had a founder who owns a football team and supports Lynch.

9) At USC, Pete Carroll had a quarterback who was Reggie Bush’s teammate. That guy was Matt Leinart. Leinart was drummed out of Arizona. Early in Leinart’s career, Arizona defeated Seattle. Paul Allen wanted revenge. Early this year, Leinart was cut from the Cardinals, kicked off the team. This created a climate of rage in Arizona by insiders and outsiders. Who stepped in and defeated Arizona when Leinart left? That’s right, Lynch, Carroll, and Allen, who again founded Microsoft. What caused Leinart to be cut? He was a bad marksman, constantly missing his targets Larry Fitzgerald and Steve Breaston. Paul Allen wants his Seahawks to hit their targets when they play Arizona.

10) Sarah Palin has been accused of being responsible because she had members of congress “targeted” for defeat on her website. Yet that misses the point. She was using the internet. This could mean Al Gore was responsible for the shooting since he invented the internet. Yet the internet would not exist without a computer in the same way Al Gore could not exist without an immaculate environmental conception between a woman and a tree. Sarah Palin uses a computer. That computer contains software made by Microsoft. Also, Sarah Palin conducts business from an office. The name of the product used to express words is Microsoft Office.

11) The killer needed to know where the rally was being held. Then he would have needed directions to get there. Given that he most likely used Yahoo Maps or Mapquest, this required use of the internet and software. Again, Al Gore and Microsoft are to blame.

12) James Clyburn is a liberal Democrat and member of the Congressional Black Caucus. He is often angry and bitter, which would make sense given that he has a link to the biggest losers of 2010. The local pro football team is the Carolina Panthers, who now play in Charlotte, North Carolina. They began playing in Clemson, which is in Mr Clyburn’s home state of South Carolina. When the Panthers moved to Charlotte, South Carolina lost jobs. Since the Panthers lost to a team who lost to another team who lost to yet another team who lost to the Houston Texans, it is all George W. Bush’s fault that those jobs were lost even though Bill Clinton was president when this happened. Dubya was Governor of Texas so the blame is his.

Yet even more important was that the Panthers went 2-14 this year. Coach Jon Fox was fired. He needs to find a new head coaching job. What does somebody do in this situation? They begin by typing their resume. Yes, this was done on a computer that contained Microsoft Word.

13) The recently retired Cardinals Quarterback who led them to glory is Kurt Warner. Kurt Warner is a religious Christian, which brings religious bigotry into the fold. Yet Warner has the same last name as conglomerate Time Warner. Time Warner was owned by AOL, which is a rival of Microsoft. Bill Gates needed to hurt Arizona due to business rivalry, while Paul Allen had the football rivalry motive since Warner kept firing over and over again with Seattle as the victim. Warner was forced to retire, but the reasons why were kept secret.

14) Time Warner was run for awhile by hardcore leftist revolutionary Ted Turner. For decades, Ted Turner has owned CNN and the Major League Baseball Atlanta Braves. In the months leading up to 9/11, the Braves had a chance to win the World Series. Yet after 9/11, who ended up winning and crushing Turner’s dreams? The Arizona Diamondbacks. The girl who died played softball in Arizona. Also, the shooting gave CNN higher ratings, although higher is a relative term.

15) Another rival of the Cardinals are the San Francisco 49ers. The architect of the greatness of the 49ers was Head Coach Bill Walsh. Walsh also coached at Stanford, whose mascot is the Cardinal, which is the same name practically as the team playing pro ball in Arizona.  Walsh also installed the West Coast Offense, which was thriving on the Left Coast. Now who is the other hero of the Left Coast? That’s right. Walsh…Joan Walsh. Joan Walsh is the leftist ideological bigot who writes for Salon. What does one do at a salon? They get their  nails done. This is done with a nail file. The Islamofascist terrorists on 9/11 used nail files and box cutters. What are files? They are places you store your data. This is done using products that are compatible with Windows, which is a product made by…you guessed it…Microsoft!

(For those who use Macs, do so quietly. Some of you are as insufferable as Prius drivers and MSNBC analysts combined. You are 10% of the population smugly acting like the other 90% are dolts. Macs are the MSNBC of computers. The world runs on PCs and Microsoft products.)

Conclusion: The solution is to ban Microsoft and arrest everybody who has ever worked for them. Every liberal blogger who truly wants to eliminate the tools used to perpetrate the shootings should have their computers seized as evidence.

Some will say that I am making fun of a terrible tragedy.

No, I am showing the absolute imbecilic notion of exploiting a horrible tragedy by trying to take steps to ban guns, end conservative talk radio and television, and intimidate conservatives like Sarah Palin for having harmless…yes harmless…images on her website.

The madness of the left has to stop.

If they want everybody to tone it down, then they should stop demonizing every conservative who has the nerve to want to own a gun, listen to talk radio, attend a tea party, watch Fox News, vote Republican, and do all of this while polluting the environment by breathing out Carbon Dioxide.

My heart goes out to the families of the victims. This was a senseless tragedy that hurts us all. Yet if the left wants to blame conservatives, we can have a long serious conversation about the leftist, atheist, progressive, secular, Communist Manifesto reading pot smoker who did this.

Or we can just blame the guy who did it and end it at that rather than resort to stupidity.

I don’t wish death on anyone, not even Joan Walsh. However, the world might be a better place if she and her ilk developed laryngitis and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Then again, don’t blame her. She is the political equivalent of a drug addict. She cannot stop herself without an intervention. Drug users are not the problem. Blame the start of the supply chain, the suppliers themselves. She and the other leftinistras will be cured when they give up their computers. They got the computers from…

Well, you know.

eric

Murder Tragedy in Arizona–More Updates

Monday, January 10th, 2011

While Sunday, January 9th, is my birthday, celebrating and watching the NFL Playoffs was not the order of business in Arizona. Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords is only one year older than me, and on Saturday she was shot. Thankfully she is alive. I have multiple tv sets in my living room, and they have been split between the football game and various news channels. I am keeping the Congresswoman in my prayers, along with the other victims and their families.

Also, Monday, January 10th, one day after me, my father celebrates his 70th birthday. I do not say it often enough, but I love you dad. I love you too mom.

Regarding the Arizona tragedy, here is what we heard on Saturday.

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Sunday morning, one of my readers sent me a link to left-wing hate site Daily Kos. On January 6, 2011, 2 days before the shooting, a leftist issued an angry screed at Congresswoman Giffords for refusing to vote for the Pelosiraptor as speaker. Only after the shooting did the Kossacks take the post down. Again, the violence in this country is coming from the left. They can say it goes both ways. Not even close. Don’t expect MSNBC to discuss this leftist rant.

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Here is what we heard on Sunday.

10am: CBS: Ravens and Chiefs get prepared to kick off. CBS mentions nothing of the tragedy.

10:05am: The Pima County Sheriff has a press conference. Yesterday he blamed talk radio and tv personalities for the tragedy. The FBI Director was much more responsible, pointing out that we have no idea why the shooter did this.

10:33am: The Sheriff said one thing I agree with. We used to lock up mentally ill people. I can think of a few relatives and ex-girlfriends that could use a treatment facility rather than be out in open society harming people.

10:36am: MSNBC–Chris Jansing points out that the shooter went to a town hall a few months ago and asked a rambling incoherent question of the Congresswoman. He was unsatisfied with her answer.

10:42am: MSNBC: Sticking with the leftist talking points, Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee blames Sarah Palin for the shooting.

10:43am: Fox News: Mike Tobin reports that Dr. Rhee, the head doctor, stated that Congresswoman Giffords cannot speak, but can hear. She is responding to questions by squeezing a ball in her hand.

10:53am: Fox News: Gretchen Carlson conducts a heartbreaking telephone interview with Roxnee Green, the mother of the 9 year old girl who died in the tragedy. The family is a very religious Christian family, and the mother is relying on her faith to get her through this. Her daughter was needed in Heaven. Her daughter was born on September 11th, 2001. The mother does not cast blame, but says that sick people are out there and we have to see the signs of trouble.

11:05am: Fox News: Giffords is in a medically induced coma. She is the only survivor in critical condition, but others are in serious condition. Serious is below critical.

11:06: MSNBC: David Gregory brings up Mein Kampf and the Congresswoman being Jewish. His interviewee points out that this angle is being explored, as are all angles.

11:08am: Fox News: Dorthy Morris age 76, and Phyllis Scheck, age 79, are 2 of the victims.

11:09am: Speaker John Boehner orders capitol hill flags lowered to half staff due to the death of a staffer of Congresswoman Giffords.

11:10am: Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney, a New York liberal, attacks gun owners in general. “Guns kill. Those who glamorize gun play or worship gun ownership do no service to humanity.” Congresswoman Giffords owns a gun.

11:18am: While MSNBC is obsessing over the politically charged climate that is code for attacking conservatives, Fox News is interviewing Dr. Rhee. Dr. Rhee mentions that the quick actions by the EMS played a major role in saving the Congresswoman’s life. MSNBC keeps saying that we don’t know why this happened, but they will speculate and harm others anyway. Fox News seems more interested in hearing medical facts from the doctor. He mentions that 5 or 6 factors made the difference.

11:20am: The Jayson Blair Times (formerly the New York Times) concludes that the political climate absolutely played a factor. Evidence need not apply. In further news, Arthur Sulzberger Jr. is a wretched human being who owns a wretched paper.

11:25am: CBS: The Ravens lead the Chiefs 10-7 at halftime. Yet unlike NBC the day before, CBS felt that the shooting of a Congresswoman was worth mentioning. A couple minutes of information including FBI Director Robert Mueller preceded the football halftime show. CBS promised updates throughout.

11:46am: MSNBC: David Gregory interviews Harry Reid about healthcare. Gregory can barely contain his glee at the thought that the shooting may prevent Republicans from voting to overturn Obamacare. Not that the left would ever politicize this tragedy. Oh wait. They would and have from the first tragic shots fired.

11:48am: Fox News: President Obama is ordering a moment of silence for Monday at 11:am Monday morning. Also, he is postponing a scheduled trip to New York.

11:52am: Fox News is offering actual news, as police release the gutwrenching 911 tapes of the shooting. MSNBC still has David Gregory interviewing Harry Reid, who claims that the tea party influence in America is way overstated. So on the one hand they are a threat, and on the other hand they are insignificant. A few seconds later Reid says we should all tone it down.

Once again, “coming together” for a liberal means conservatives should just shut up and let liberals run things. There is no other way to explain this constant garbage about us all coming together while simultaneously blaming conservatives for the tragedy.

12:01pm: Fox News reports that the second man wanted for questioning has been cleared by police and is no longer a suspect or person of interest.

12:03pm: Fox News: The FBI reports that the shooter will be charged with murder and assault today. Trauma Surgeon Dr. Randall Friese Gives a detailed medical explanation of what had to be done to save the Congresswoman’s life and go forward. He explained exactly why he is convinced that Congresswoman Giffords understood his commands, as she “gave a very generous squeeze” of his hand when requested to do so.

12:07pm: MSNBC: Chris Jansing reports that 30 year old victim Gabriel Zimmerman died. He was engaged to be married. While much of MSNBC is leftist editorializing, Ms. Jansing seems to be very professional, reporting the facts as a journalist should. This could get her fired from MSNBC.

12:13pm: Fox News: Dr. Ed Kornell is a neurosurgeon, and he gave a detailed explanation of how the brain works, and the fact that the bullet did not ever cross the “center line” of the Congresswoman’s brain is why she is alive. Dr. Kornell has been doing neurosurgery since before John Hinckley shot President Ronald Reagan.

12:26pm: Reuters reports charges being filed against the shooter, but those charges are sealed at this time. MSNBC reports that a plane crash in Iran killed 70 people and 9 inches of snow is about to belt the Southern United States. Does it ever stop? Actually, I am scared to ask that. I am thankful to be alive.

12:39pm: Fox News reports the charges have been released. 2 counts of murder, 2 counts of attempted murder, and one count of attempting to kill a member of Congress. No word on whether the feds will seek the death penalty. In a grisly conversation that could have waited, if Ms. Giffords dies or is incapacitated, Governor Brewer cannot appoint a successor. A special election must be held. I would not want to be a candidate running in that one on either side.

12:43pm: Fox News (and politically liberal, Fox News allows varying viewpoints) Legal Analyst Lis Wiehl explains that the Feds have jurisdiction for the 2 federal employees killed, the judge and the staffer. The other deceased victims are not federal employees so Arizona has jurisdiction. Ms. Wiehl rejects the insanity defense in this case based on the MySpace page of the shooter showing he knew right from wrong. Medical Analyst Dr. Keith Ablow offers a fascinating counterpoint of mens rea and culpability. If the shooter felt he was defending something such as martians, insanity could be valid.

1pm: Fox News and CNN stick with the story, while MSNBC decides to show a 2 hour unrelated program about a love triangle called “seduction.” Yes, this is MSNBC.

1:26pm: Fox News: Megyn Kelly interviews John Green, the father of the 9 year old shooting victim. The girl had just been elected to the student council and wanted to meet her local congresswoman. The man’s son was supposed to also go but he had karate practice, which the mom took him to. The woman who took the girl to the event is named Susie. Susie was shot 4 times but survived. The daughter, as previously mentioned, was the only girl on the boy’s softball team.

1:32pm The father and Megan hold back tears and he says something very poignant. “My daughter was born on 9/11. We had enough restrictions after 9/11 trying to fly. We don’t need any more restrictions on our society. There is always going to be random acts, but there are a lot of good people out there.”

Megan Kelly fought back anger as she said that regarding the shooter, “We need to find out why. There is always a desire to prescribe reason to what could be an irrational act.”

1:37pm: Megan Kelly interviews Pima County Sheriff Dupnik. “There are people who are very angry at the politics of Gabrielle (Giffords).” Again, no evidence exists that the political climate had anything to do with this. Megyn asks if the shooter was watching or listening to such programs. The sheriff ignores the question. She politely asks again. The sheriff says “I don’t have that information yet. My belief…no doubt in my mind…” Kelly points out that he is offering speculation. He replies “That is my opinion…period.” Kelly points out that maybe it is inappropriate to speculate at this time. “Difference of opinion is what makes the world go round.”

So at this point everybody else needs to tone it down, but liberals are allowed to inflame the public by attacking conservatives in the name of toning it down. Kelly correctly points out that the sheriff is a Democrat who ran as a Democrat. The sheriff says “We see one party trying to block the other party for trying to make this a better country.”

Can we finally admit that the Pima County Sheriff is a partisan hack exploiting the tragedy for political purposes?

1:42pm: Fox (regular, not Fox News): The Green Bay Packers are at the Philadelphia Eagles. The Ravens throttled the Chiefs 30-7. The discussion is only football, as the teams kick off.

2:53pm: Megyn Kelly interviews Daniel Hernandez Jr. He is the intern who saved Congresswoman Giffords. He had very limited medical knowledge from some courses in school, but it was enough. Thank God for this young man. Somehow the Congresswoman was able to respond and squeeze his hand after she was shot in the head. That says a lot about her. As for Mr. Hernandez, he initially used his own hand to stop the flow of blood.

2:56pm: CNN: The Rabbi at the Synagogue Congresswoman Gifford attends is holding a vigil.

3:13pm: The Packers lead the Eagles 14-3 at halftime and are starting the second half with no mention of the Arizona tragedy. For those keeping score, CBS did mention it while Fox and NBC said nothing.

3:17pm: Fox News: Brett Baier is interviewing Congressman James Clyburn of South Carolina. Naturally he is blaming conservatives for the tragedy. Judson Phillips of Tea Party Nation made it clear that the left is doing what it tried to do in 1995 after the Oklahoma City bombing, blaming conservatives when there was 0 connection.

3:24pm: Brett Baier interviews Rand Paul and Chris Coons. Despite being a liberal, Coons refuses to endorse more gun control when asked by Baier.

3:37pm: Fox News panel of pundits. Charles Krauthammer not on the panel, rendering it less relevant. Yet even without Sir Charles, some cogent points were made. Unlike MSNBC, divergent viewpoints were freely expressed amicably.

3:38pm: Give Liberal Mara Liasson credit. She stated that there is no proven link between political discourse and this tragedy. She could get fired from NPR for those remarks.

3:41pm: Juan Williams, as reasonable as ever. “You can’t just blame right-wing rhetoric for this attack.” He pointed out that in 1995, Democrats used Oklahoma City for political gain. Comments like that are why NPR fired him already.

3:56pm: Outside of CNN and Ted Turner, the worst thing about Atlanta is Delta. CNN announcing that Delta is canceling 2000 flights for a storm that has not even hit yet. More direct flights and not forcing everyone through Atlanta would help matters. I fly Monday afternoon from Los Angeles to Reno on Delta. Sheesh.

4:48pm: Fox: Packers over Eagles 21-16. No mention of the Arizona tragedy in the postgame show.

4:53pm: Fox News: FBI looking into ties between shooter and anti-government group. American Renaissance leader Jared Taylor says he has never heard of the shooter.

5:45pm: CNN: Anderson Cooper and Jessica Yellin continued to blame Sarah Palin. The head of the Tucson Tea Party went so far as to state that the left was practically praying for the shooter to be a tea party person, and are disappointed that the equivalent of ballistics did not match. David Gergen, the “Republican” on the panel, chimed in with the liberals about how we all need to cool down.

Monday, January 10th:

9:46am: It seems the 9 year old girl who tragically died is the granddaughter of former Philadelphia Phillies Manager Dallas Green.

9:52am: Fox News: Emanuel Cleaver, Chairman of the Congressional Black Liberal Caucus, reads from the Democratic talking points about us all “toning it down.” When he is asked about President Obama referring to Republicans as enemies, Cleaver demurs.

10:07am: Fox News: Megyn Kelly interviews Democrat Congressman Pat Brady. He wants to make it illegal to have a picture of a congressperson in the crosshairs as Sarah Palin did on her website. He does not want to infringe on anyone’s freedom of speech, unless that person is conservative.

10:13am: MSNBC: Liberal “Analyst” Andrea Mitchell interviews Democrat Martin Frost, who received death threats in 1991 when he voted in favor of the first Gulf War. What neither of them mention is that it was anti-war leftists making those threats. How convenient. Sarah Palin draws a picture and the left gets hysterical, but leftists make actual death threats and somehow Andrea Mitchell neglects to tell us this. Mitchell reports that Palin and Beck “are on the defensive.” Mitchell points out that Beck “has been accused” of saying bad things. Yes, it is the left accusing him. So the left makes accusations, and then cites those accusations as evidence. Circular logic from ideologues withe a liberal agenda.

Loughner had a grudge against Congresswoman dating back to 2007, a full year before Sarah Palin became a household liberal obsession for “targeting.” It was also 2 years before the tea party existed. Glenn Beck was on CNN at the time, not Fox News.

10:36am: Andrea Mitchell is interviewing Paul Hemke of the Brady Campaign. Those are the people using the tragic shooting of James Brady in 1981 to get guns banned under the guise of “reasonable restrictions.” Yes, using tragedies to exploit political issues did not begin this week. Did Mitchell have an NRA representative available for a different point of view? No, not on MSNBC.

10:39am: Congressman Bill Pascrell of New Jersey blames Fox News and their “culture of hate” for the shooting. I am sure he also thinks we should all tone it down.

10:45am: President Obama speaks. “We don’t have a stronger ally than Nicolas Sarkozy and the French people.” England may disagree. Mr. Obama loves kicking England in the teeth. Otherwise, his remarks were inconsequential but harmless.

11:07am: Fox News: Interview with Pima County Attorney Barbara Lawall. She promises to be deliberate but does not promise to seek the death penalty. She is a Democrat.

12:54pm: FBI agents arrive at the shooter’s home. Governor Brewer gives her State of State Address. “We will never be brought down.” “Our meetings on sunny days will continue.”

1:33pm: Fox News: Neil Cavuto reports that while the suspect has said virtually nothing, he answered in the affirmative that he understood the charges against him. He did not mention Sarah Palin or Glenn Beck in his responses, which Paul Krugman will cite as evidence that the shooter is indeed crazy. After all, any rational Jayson Blair Times columnist with a sinister looking beard knows they are at fault.

2pm: Fox News had Glenn Beck and MSNBC had Chris Matthews at the same time. Glenn Beck offered heartfelt sentiments for the families while Chris Matthews attacked Sarah Palin and Sharron Angle. Matthews began with a panel of liberals only, since MSNBC does not allow diversity of opinion. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and Raul Grijalva have a history of hateful statement toward Republicans. Chellie Pingree of Maine was the third Democrat on the panel.

2:03pm Wasserman-Schultz brought up “shock jocks.”

2:05pm: Beck pointed out that he ordered his staff to remain quiet and not jump to conclusions before the facts came out, and that the left learned nothing from the Shirley Sherrod incident.

2:07pm: Matthews played a clip of Sharron Angle saying she wanted to take Harry Reid out. Now we know Matthews is a leftist ideologue, but perhaps she meant she wanted to date him romantically. Given how dour he is and how pleasant she is, she probably meant defeating him in the election. Matthews then says “I want to narrow the discussion.” In his case I did not know that was possible.

2:10pm: Beck points out that the shooter at a school board meeting in Florida was a leftist despite the left stating he was on the right. “Is there any such thing as an editor anymore?” He points out that when Congresswoman Giffords was shot, Markos Moulitsas of the Daily Kos immediately linked to Sarah Palin’s site before we knew the shooter. Beck also showed the horrendous post on their own site of a leftist threatening Gifford, and showed the West Virginia Joe Manchin Senate ad of him shooting a gun through cap and trade legislation.

2:12pm: Matthews claims that gun violence toward politicos is a uniquely American problem, and that Mexico does not have this problem. Is he kidding? Has he heard of the 1994 assassination of presidential candidate Luis Donaldo Colosio? How about the drug fueled cartel assassinations of judges and police officers? Somebody have Matthews live in Mexico for awhile. He might appreciate the Second Amendment then.

2:25pm: Beck: Media Matters wants Beck and Palin off the air. Not that a liberal would ever advocate conservatives be censored and banned from speaking, but yes they do on a daily basis. Beck played a radio clip of him interviewing Giffords and saying nice things about her. “I stand with Sarah Palin. I would stand with Barack Obama and Van Jones if they would reject politicizing violence. There is a difference between hard fought political battles and violence.”

2:26pm: Matthews: Interviews David Corn of Mother Jones, who said he interviews a friend of the shooter. The shooter was a loner, not a guy into conservative talk radio. No sign he was a partisan. Matthews cut off Corn and went to the next guest. Matthews said we find deranged people in churches and train stations. Brian Levin of the Center for Hate and Extremism said that “Ideology is the gift wrap on the pathology.” He states that it is wrong to lay the shooting at the feet of right-wing ideology, at which point Matthews cuts him off, says we should not discount what he says, before discounting it. Focus on the pathology, not the ideology.

2:38pm: Beck: We can’t stop these attacks totally. Violence is a people problem. It is a human problem.” He points out that nobody but the shooter is to blame. “Violence from all sides in reprehensible.”

2:39pm: Matthews interviews Judson Philips of Tea Party Nation. Matthews says “No country in the world has had as many leaders assassinated as America.” Matthews is as Matthews does. He insulted Phillips’s intelligence and kept interrupting, bringing up Michele Bachmann. For a guy who abhors violence, Matthews sure does love screaming at people he disagrees with. For a guy who wants civility, he sure does love insulting political opponents.

2:46pm: Beck: “I denounce violence, regardless of ideological motivation.”

2:51pm: Matthews describes himself as a “moderate, and not a hater.” Howard Fineman of the Huffington Post chimed in that “Barack Obama has always presented himself as somebody who stands for civility and for reaching out, as somebody who doesn’t let hatred figure into any of his computations.” Of course he does. Barack Obama is the epitome of division. He presents himself another way, yes, but that is what being a phony is all about. The real Barack Obama absolutely loathes his political opponents, treating them as enemies. Everybody not employed by MSNBC understands this.

Matthews pointed out that there are people on the left who think people on the right are evil. Yes Chris, they are you and your coworkers. Fineman chimes in and says that Obama does not see his opponents as evil, just stupid.

2:56pm: Beck offers heartfelt comments about the 9 year old girl killed in the tragedy.

3:25pm: Liberal hate speech provider Ed Schultz, in defending his own abusive behavior, said “I get passionate, but not in a violent way.” So liberals get passionate while conservative speakers are dangerous. He said that although conservatism had nothing to do with the tragedy, it should still be talked about. No, it shouldn’t. Stick to the relevant. If liberals did, they would have to be silent since admitting they are the problem does not help their cause.

3:54pm: Charles Krauthammer, a trained psychiatrist who actually does know what he is talking about, pointed out that in the past in his official capacity he had to have people committed. The standards for committing people is lower (thank you liberals), making this harder to do.

Anyway, So while Beck was preaching love (as he consistently does), and Krauthammer was calmly offering logic, Matthews and Schultz were screaming like leftist lunatics (as they consistently do) while simultaneously wanting the right to cool down and exempting themselves.

At this point it is time to do the exact opposite of cool down. It is time for me to get red hot.

My heart goes out to the victims and their families, and I am saying many prayers. Yet I will not let attempts by the left to use this tragedy for political gain to go unchallenged.

We do not need less speech. We need more speech.

I keep comparing liberals to Palesimians and conservative Republicans to Jews.

Palesimians say “If only you would let us kill you and take steps to ensure your own deaths, we can all get along peacefully. If you try to defend yourselves we will wail about a neverending cycle of violence.”

Liberals say, “We should all tone it down, but we reserve the right once you are quiet to bash your skulls in. When you try to fight back, we will accuse you of being angry, lob more grenades at you, and then say that all of us…of course by us we mean you and not us…should tone it down.”

I’m sorry, but unilateral disarmament does not cut it.

Liberals are going to use this tragedy to silence conservatives.

It could come in renewed attempts at the fairness doctrine, or more net neutrality.

It could come in the form of demonizing Republicans for doing their jobs. “How dare you try to repeal Obamacare? Congresswoman Giffords supported Obamamcare. You obviously support the murder of the Arizona victims!”

It could come in the form of more attempts at gun control. Congresswoman Giffords did not share the passion for gun control that other Democrats do, but the left will ignore that.

Until a liberal can point to one thing that Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck has ever said to endorse violence, those leftists should tone it down.

Every day liberals are verbally terrorizing conservatives just for breathing. Whether it be Jon Stewart, David Letterman, Kathy Griffin, Joy Behar, Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Sheriff Dupnik, the Daily Kos, the Huffington Post, Moveon.org, Joan Walsh, Paul Krugman, or any other leftist bombthrowers, the hateful acts are one-directional.

Oh, and it was the Daily Kos that put a “bulls-eye” on Congresswoman Giffords in 2008 for supporting FISA Courts.

http://www.newsmax.com/InsideCover/Daily-Kos-Bullseyed-Giffords/2011/01/10/id/382350?s=al&promo_code=B6E5-1

http://www.newsrealblog.com/2011/01/09/joan-walsh-helps-craft-obscene-defense-for-arizona-shooter-blame-palin-and-the-tea-party/

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/01/09/foxs_megyn_kelly_lambastes_sheriff_for_adding_political_spin_to_shooting.html

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703667904576071913818696964.html?mod=WSJ_Opinion_LEADTop

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=41087

http://dailycaller.com/2011/01/10/exploiting-a-tragedy/

http://michellemalkin.com/2011/01/10/the-progressive-climate-of-hate-an-illustrated-primer-2000-2010/

The left will point to Sarah Palin, as if some metaphor about “targeting” members of congress for defeat should be taken seriously. I watched Wile E. Coyote and Bugs Bunny as a kid. I never tried to jump off a roof.

You blame the people who do the bad things, and stop trying to invent tenuous non-existent links.

It is about personal responsibility, something the left will never understand.

Lastly, the reason why the bile is one directional is because the left wants warfare and the right wants policy discussions. The right wins when the discussions are based on policy. We are a center-right nation. The right loses when it gets personal because we cannot ever win the public relations game.

The left loses when it is based on policy. They win when they follow Saul Alinsky. Polarize and personalize everything.

The right disagrees with the left. The left hates the right. It is called Ideological Bigotry.  I wrote 3 books on the subject. Buy them and commit them to memory.

In the coming days, any attempts to repeal Obamacare, stop gun control legislation, or cut taxes, will be met with cries of supporting the Arizona murderer.

You just watch. The left is prepared to use this tragedy to silence all conservatives. They don’t want civil discourse. They want to go back to a time when things were quieter when conservatives had no voice at all.

(It is not paranoia when they really are out to get you.)

When the leftists stop acting like verbal homicide bombers, the right will embrace peace in an instant.

As I said, today my dad turns 70. He survived the most unspeakable evil on Earth, the Holocaust.

Thank God he did not have to get on that boxcar.

He did not escape the Nazis so that he could live in a nation where others would use vile tragic murders to silence political opposition (including my dad, who is politically conservative).

So I will politely but forcefully say at the top of my lungs that until the left knocks it off, I am verbally armed to the teeth with oral bazookas and grenades.

There will be zero violence, but lacerating verbal parries and thrusts in self-defense.

It’s my America too, and even conservatives have First Amendment protection.

Sorry Kossacks and Olbermaniacs…I am not getting on that boxcar.

Hineni. Here I am. Conservative, Republican, Jewish, proud of it, and here to stay.

eric

NFL 2010-2011 Wildcard Recap + My Birthday

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

Today is my birthday. I am 39. I had a lovely dinner party with a bunch of friends last night.

Yet some things are even more important. The best birthday present I could ask for is to watch the NFL Playoffs with the guys on another great football Sunday. 32 teams were whittled down to 12, and by the end of the day, 8 remained.

Some things do not change over the years, and my burning passion for football is as strong as ever.

With that, here is the NFL 2010-2011 Wildcard Recap.

New Orleans Saints @ Seattle Seahawks–For those complaining that the 12-4 Saints are on the road against the 7-9 Seahawks, the rules are what they are. Leave it alone, since 3 of the 4 games have the road team with a better record by at least 2 games. A few years ago Tony Dungy saw his 12-4 Colts have to go on the road to the 8-8 Chargers. The Colts lost, and Dungy, ever the honorable guy, says leave it alone. Yes the Saints have to go all the way across the country on a short week, but the Saints have no excuses for losing this game. Seattle lost all 9 of its games by at least 15 points. The Saints have injuries at running back, but they are a far better team than Seattle, and a blowout win would help restore order to the league and quell the critics.

Order was restored right from the start, as the game began with the Seahawks kicking the opening kickoff out of bounds to set the Saints up at their own 40. From the Seattle 46, Drew Brees went deep to Marquis Colston for 30 yards. On 3rd and 2 from the 8, Brees fired incomplete. Garrett Hartley hit the short field goal to have the Saints up 3-0.

Sean Payton did not want any kickoff returns for touchowns, so ultra short kickoffs gave Seattle good field position early on. They began at their own 37, and on 3rd and 1, Matt Hasselbeck threw a pass that bounced off of a receiver’s hands and was intercepted. The Saints took over at the Seattle 35. On 3rd and 8 from the 22, Brees hit Reggie Bush for 10. On 3rd and 3 from the 5, defensive pass interference put the ball on the one. Brees hit Evans for the touchdown to have the Saints up 10-0.

Another short kickoff had the Seahawks starting at their own 43. Just shy of midfield, Hasselbek hit Williams and Obomanu for a pair of 10 yard gains and Marshawn Lynch gained 10 more. From the 11, Hasselbeck found Carlson for the touchdown to get the Seahawks within 10-7.

The Saints took over at their own 17, and illegal contact moved the ball to the 22. Brees hit Colston for gains of 11 and 12. Jones ran for 15 and Brees hit Meachem for 15 more. The second quarter began with the Saints facing 2nd and 15 at the Seattle 30. Brees found Jeremy Shockey for 19. On 3rd and 4 from the 6, Brees faked a pass and gave a deep handoff to Jones, as the draw play worked perfectly and had the Saints up 17-7.

Leon Washington finally got a chance to return a kickoff, and he took it 22 yards to the Seattle 30. Hasselbeck hit Obomanu for 12. From the Saints 46, Hasselbeck appeared to get hit as he threw the ball, and somehow the duck fluttered to Morrah, who took it for a 39 yard gain. On the next play Hasselbeck hit Carlson for the 7 yard touchdown to have Seattle within 17-14.

The Saints punted on their next drive, and despite Seattle clearly decking the punter without blocking the kick, no penalty was called and Seattle took over at their own 33. Seattle punted it back, and the Saints took over at their own 19. One play had Jones fumbling, and the Seahawks taking over at the Saints 18. On 3rd and 2 Lynch got stopped, and Pete Carroll opted for the short Olindo Mare field goal. Mare tied the game 17-17.

After another Saints punt, the Seahawks took over at their own 24 with 5 minutes left in the half. On 3rd and 11 Hasselbeck hit Martin hit 15. On 3rd and 1 Forsett got the yard at the 2 minute warning. On 3rd and  from the Saints 45, Hasselbeck went deep to Brandon Stokely for the touchdown as the Seahawks had the 24-17 lead. Order was definitely not restored at this point.

The Saints took over at their own 20 with 1:10 left in the half. Brees hit Devry Henderson for 40 yards and Moore for another 11 yards. On 3rd and 10 from the 29, Brees hit Moore for 15 and then spiked the ball with 30 seconds left in the half. On 3rd and 5 from the 9, Brees scrambled for 6 and again spiked the ball with 9 seconds left. Brees fired incomplete, and on 3rd and goal with 3 seconds left Sean Payton sent out the field goal team. Hartley connected, and the Saints trailed 24-20 at halftime of a game much more competitive than many thought.

The Seahawks began the second half at their own 21. Hasselbeck hit Williams for 11 and Obomanu for 18. On 3rd and 2 from the Saints 38, Hasselbeck went deep to Williams as the Seahawks were preparing a shocker for the age with a 31-20 lead.

The Saints punted again as the Seahawks took over at their own 46. Lynch gained 9 and then 2. On 3rd and 8 from the Saints 41, Hasselbeck hit Stokely for 11. On 3rd and 1 from the Saints 21, Hasselbeck threw incomplete. On 4th and 1 Pete Carroll took no chances, and Mare made the 39 yard field goal to have the Seahawks up 34-20 with 5 1/2 minutes left in the third quarter.

The Saints took over at their own 28. On 3rd and 3 Brees hit Jones, yet as he leapt in the air he was knocked back by 2 defenders short of the marker. Sean Payton gambled on 4th and 1 with the Saints at their own 37. Jones got blown up in the backfield as the Seahawks took over. On 3rd and 8 Hasselbeck threw a jump ball that fell incomplete as the Saints were lucky to avoid defensive pass interference. Before Mare could try a 53 yard field goal, a critical delay of game penalty just before the snap instead forced the Seahawks to punt.

The Saints took over at their own 13 with 3 minutes left in the third quarter. On 3rd and 10 Brees found Reggie Bush for 14. From the Saints 46, Brees hit Moore for 18 yards as the Saints began the third quarter at the Seattle 36. Seconds into the fourth quarter, a defensive personal foul moved the Saints to the Seattle 14. Jones ran it in from 4 yards out as the Saints got within 34-27 with 13 minutes left in regulation.

Seattle quickly went 3 and out and the Saints took over at their own 44. Brees hit Jones for 33 yards. Brees hit Meachem for 9 and and Jones gained 3. On 3rd and 3 from the 4, Brees hit Henderson, but only gained 1 yard. On 4th and 2 from the 3, payton decided not to gamble this time. Hartley nailed the short field goal as the Saints got to within 34-30 with 9 minutes left.

Seattle took over at their own 29. On 3rd and 8 Hasselbeck hit Stokely for 12. Seattle then went backward and punted. A penalty on the kickoff had the Saints starting at their own 5 with 5 1/2 minutes to play in the game.

The Saints would punt, and Seattle took over at their own 33. Marshawn Lynch took a routine handoff and broke tackles at the line of scrimmage. He broke another tackle after a couple yards. At midfield he gave another tackler a stiff arm. Somehow, after 6 or 7 bad tackles, Lynch had a 67 yard touchdown run. With only 3:38 to play, the Seahawks led 41-30.

Brees led a ferocious comeback from their own 30. Passes of 17 to Henderson and 22 to Thomas had the Saints at the Seahawks 22 at the 2 minute warning. Brees hit Thomas for 16 and Henderson for the 6 yard score. On the 2 point conversion try, Wynn ran up the middle and got nailed as the try failed. The Saints trailed by 5 with 90 seconds left. The onsides kick attempt was terrible, and easily recovered by the Seahawks.

The Seahawks ran out the clock. While Matt Hasselbeck threw an interception early on, he responded with 4 touchdown passes. Pete Carroll and the Seahawks had the upset of the year. Those wanting to complain about playoff seedings should get over it. The Seahawks still have a losing record at 8-9, but the defending champion Saints have now been knocked out. If ever there was a time by uber-announcer Chris Berman to chant his mantra, this was it. “That’s why they play the games.” This was why we watch the games. This was not the biggest football upset of all time, but it was one of them.  41-36 Seahawks

New York Jets @ Indianapolis Colts–The 11-5 Jets are at the 9-7 Colts, and if the Jets are ever going to beat Peyton Manning, now is the time to do it. To those with long memories, these teams met after the 2002 season in the playoffs and Chad Pennington and Herm Edwards crushed Manning and Dungy 41-0. That game was in New York. Manning has had bad games at home against physical defenses, but the Jets have not been special down the stretch. Rex Ryan is treating this as revenge for last years AFC Title Game, although in reality he just wants to build up the Colts. They are not the team from last year, and have been devastated by injuries. Jim Caldwell may not say much, but his players rallied when it counted.

The Colts began at their own 20 in the hurry up offense but Manning threw incomplete on 2nd and 1 and a 3rd and 1 run was blasted back for a 3 yard loss as the Colts punted. The Jets took over at their own 27 and Ladanian Tomlinson ran 23 yards to the halfstripe. The Jets got no further and punted. The Colts took over at their own 20, but on 3rd and 1 Manning completed a pass that somehow went for no gain as the Colts punted again. The Jets gained one first down and punted again for another touchback. For the third straight time the Colts faced 3rd and 1 at their own 29 and for the third straight time they punted as Manning threw incomplete. The Jets punted again.

The Colts took over at their own 13 and Manning hit Dominic Rhodes for 12. On 3rd and 1, the Colts faced a 4th straight drive with 3rd and 1. Rhodes banged ahead for 2 yards and jumped up passionately at the Colts finally getting something going. The going stopped quickly as the teams kept trading punts in a game only a child of Buddy Ryan could love.

The Colts would face their 5th 3rd and 1, this time at their own 40. Rhodes again banged ahead, gaining 3. Then it finally happened. Manning went deep to Pierre Garcon for a 57 yard touchdown and after nearly 25 minutes of scoreless football, the Colts led 7-0.

With one minute left in the half the Jets had their best opportunity, as Sanchez moved them from their own 21 to the Colts 19. On 3rd and 10 Sanchez fired to the end zone and was intercepted. Despite having 2 timeouts, Caldwell had Manning take a knee as the Colts went to the locker rooms leading 7-0.

The Jets began the second half at their own 37 after a 41 yard kickoff return by Antonio Cromartie. On 3rd and 2 Shonn Greene gained 5 to the midstripe. On 3rd and 3 Sanchez hit Dustin Keller for 20 yards. Tomlinson gained 11, Greene 8 more, and Tomlinson 3 and then the final 1 as the Jets had the game deadlocked 7-7.

The Colts took over at their own 26. Manning found White for 23. On 3rd and 9, a surprise run by Joseph Addai gained 14 yards. On 3rd and 1 from the Jets 28, Gang Green stepped up and dropped Rhodes for a one yard loss. Adam Vinatieri drilled the 47 yard field goal as the Colts led 10-7.

The Jets took over at their own 13. Runs and short passes had the Jets beginning the fourth quarter facing 3rd and 7 at the Colts 39. Sanchez got the ball to Tomlinson, who gained 9. On 3rd and 1 from the 21, Sanchez faked the handoff and rolled around the end for a 5 yard gain. Sanchez found Keller for 11 yards as the Jets had 1st and goal at the 3. The staggering 17 play, 87 yard drive consumed 10 minutes of clock. On 3rd and goal at the 1, Tomlinson took the handoff and walked in off right tackle as the Jets led 14-10 with 10 minutes left in regulation. This was Rex Ryan football. While it was not as big a shocker as earlier in the day, it was still another reason to love the do or die atmosphere of the NFL Playoffs.

The Colts took over at their own 19 and Caldwell and Manning were determined to stick with the running game. Addai gained 9 and 5. Manning hit Garcon for 14. On 3rd and 7 from midfield, the Colts again surprised the Jets with a run as Rhodes gained 9. On 3rd and 8 from the Jets, Manning hit Garcon for 21. On 3rd and 7 from the 15, the Colts again tried the surprise run, but this time the Jets were ready for it as Rhodes gained one yard. With 4:41 to play, Caldwell decided not to go for it on 4th and 6. He decided to trust his defense. Vinatieri connected from 32 as the Colts trailed 14-13.

Now it was time to see if the brash attitude of Rex Ryan would grind down the clock or give Manning and Vinatieri a chance to win it as they have so many times before. The Jets began at their own 20. Last year on the road they rammed it down the San Diego throats to win it. They would need the same type of drive to do it again. We all know about Manning. Now we would learn about Sanchez.

The Colts had all of their timeouts and everybody knew the Jets would run. It came down to 3rd and 5. Sanchez fired slightly high, but Homes was there. Holmes dropped it. Yet in a stunning turn of events on 4th and 5, the Colts were called for running into the kicker. 3 minutes remained and now the Colts had to start using their timeouts. Again everything came down to 3rd and 5, this time with 2:51 left. In a stunning display of bravado that backfired, Rex Ryan had Sanchez throw a bomb that was overthrown. The Jets punted, and the Colts took over at their own 20 with 2:36 to play and one timeout. The ultimate four time MVP quarterback Manning vs the vaunted Jets defense.

Manning hit Jacob Tamme for gains of 15 and 10. A handoff to Addai had the Colts at the Jets 48 at the 2 minute warning.  Vinatieri may be the greatest clutch kicker in NFL history, and one more first down would give him his chance. Manning hit White and then went conservative. The clock ran and the Colts faced 3rd and 6 at the Jets 32. The Jets took a timeout, which was very smart since they were already planning on Vinatieri making the kick. An incomplete pass had Vinatieri coming on for a 50 yarder with one minute left.

The spot was dead center. The hold was perfect. The atmosphere was indoors in a dome with no bad weather. Vinatieri was even more perfect, hitting it right down the pike. The Colts had the 2 point lead. The Jets would have one last shot with 2 timeouts left.

Yet Cromartie returned the ensuing kickoff to the Jets 46 with 45 seconds left. Sanchez had managed the game, but now he had to go win it. Sanchez fired to Braylon Edwards. In 2006 the Colts beat the Patriots in the AC Title Game when Marvin Harris caught a pass, fumbled it, and got his own fumble back. In this game Sanchez hit Braylon Edwards for 9 yards. With 3 Colts converging, Edwards fumbled it and got it back as the Jets took their second timeout. Review upheld the decision.  Nick Folk practiced on the sidelines for his chance at Jets history.

Sanchez hit Holmes for 11 yards to the Colts 34. Holmes got out of bounds with 36 seconds left. This time the roles reversed. Rex Ryan called a running play and the Colts took their final timeout. Regardless of the outcome, both coaches showed plenty of smarts. 32 seconds remained.

Instead of going conservative, Ryan again went aggressive and had Sanchez go deep to Holmes. This time Holmes made a catch every bit as great as his Super Bowl winner a couple years ago. Holmes landed inbounds after an 18 yard gain, and the Jets let the clock run down to 3 seconds left. They did not leave enough time to account for a bad snap. Everything came down to Nick Folk from 32 yards out.

The snap was fine. The hashmark was bad. The hold was goo. The kick was very close. It was also good. Lucas Oil stadium went dark as Manning hung his head and Rex Ryan pumped his fists and jumped up and down. The Jets have a showdown next week at New England.The Colts are done for the year. Rex Ryan showed why people love him. He walks big, talks big, and has his team back up every word of it. This was a  fantastic football game. 17-16 Jets

Baltimore Ravens @ Kansas City Chiefs–This is another game where the road team is expected to quickly dispatch the accidental home team. This seems disrespectful because while the Ravens are every bit as good as their 12-4 record, Kansas City at 10-6 is respectful. The Todd Haley tension with Charlie Weis leaving cannot help, and the Ravens know how to win on the road. They did it a decade ago to win the Super Bowl, and last year they throttled New England. John Harbaugh and Joe Flacco have made the playoffs 3 straight years, and the strong running game with Jamal Charles and Thomas Jones will have a stern test against Ray Lewis, Haloti Ngata, Ed, Reed, and friends. Speaking of Ed Reed, a tragic subplot involves Ed Reed playing in this game despite his brother being missing since Friday. Obviously Reed is worried sick, and prayers can only help.

The Ravens got the ball at their own 30 and went right to work with a 14 play, 6 minute, 69 yard drive. Joe Flacco hit Anquon Boldin for 27 yards. On 3rd and 8 Flacco hit Todd Heap for 12.  On 3rd and 2 from the Chiefs 21, Flacco hit Heap for 7. Flacco hit Heap for 13 to set up 1st and goal at the 1. Willis McGahee could not get in, and Flacco threw incomplete on 3rd down. On 4th and goal at the 1, John Harbaugh decided to play it safe and take the points on the road as Billy Cundiff kicked the field goal to put the Chiefs up 3-0.

The Chiefs went 3 and out, and Flacco calmly led the Ravens from their own 15 to the Chiefs 46. With the Ravens in total control, Flacco went back to pass, and was sacked and fumbled. Flacco has been victimized more than once in the regular season, including the criticial fumble that gave Pittsburgh the 1st round bye while the Ravens are on the road. The Chiefs took over with a short field, and Jamal Charles burst up the middle for a 41 yard touchdown to have the Chiefs up 7-3.

The game turned into a slugfest until very late in the half. One Chiefs drive ended when Charles fumbled. With 6 minutes left in the half, the Ravens took over at their own 20. Flacco scrambled for 13. On 3rd and 13 from the 32, Flacco hit Heap for the 13 needed. Flacco then hit Heap for 21 yards. Flacco scrambled for 5 and found Heap yet again for 12 yards. With 25 seconds left in the half, on 3rd and 2 from the 9, Flacco found Ray Rice from the touchdown as the Ravens led 10-7 at halftime.

The third quarter began with Matt Cassel being intercepted with Nakamura. Yet Nakamura is not Ed Reed, and instead of going down he fumbled it back to the Chiefs, with Jamal Charles falling on it. The drive led to a 3rd and 2 from the Ravens 34. Thomas jones only gained one. Todd Haley decided to go for it on 4th and 1. Charles got stopped in the backfield, tried to go laterally, and got nailed for a 5 yard loss.

The Ravens took over at their own 38 and Flacco found Derrick Mason for 11 yards, with unnecessary roughness adding 15 more yards. On 3rd and 2 from the 11, Flacco threw incomplete. Cundiff made the 29 yard field goal to have the Ravens up 13-7.

The Chiefs then began to self-destruct. Cassel was sacked for a 15 yard loss. On 3d and 25 from their own 8, a pass to Dexter McCluster turned into a McClusterf*ck as he was hit and fumbled. The Ravens took over at the Chiefs 17. The defense held, and another 29 yard field goal had the Ravens up 16-7.

Cassel was then intercepted by Landry, setting the Ravens up with another short field at the Chiefs 31. McGahee picked up 3, 8, and 2. Flacco hit Heap for 13, and found Boldin in the back of the end zone for a 4 yard touchdown as the Ravens led 23-7 with less than 30 seconds remaining in the third quarter.

The Chiefs could not even get to the fourth quarter without more disasters. It looked like Flacco got belted and fumbled, with the Chiefs recovering. Yet further review resulted in a “tuck rule” calling and the Chiefs retained possession. Cassel did used to quarterback for New England.

It did not matter. For the last decade the Ravens have won games with a methodical and at times dull offense and a stifling defense. With 4 1/2 minutes elft in the game, the Ravens faced 4th and 1 from the Chiefs 25. McGahee took the handoff and broke tackles for the touchdown. This was not John Riggins, Marcus Allen, or Marshawn Lynch, but it was decisive.

The Chiefs are done for the year and now and Todd Haley has to answer questions  about Charlie Weis leaving. As for the Ravens, John Harbaugh takes his team to Pittsburgh. Get ready for World War III. That one will be a bone crusher. Football fans are already licking their chops. 30-7 Ravens

Green Bay Packers @ Philadelphia Eagles–The last time these teams met in the playoffs, Brett Favre and Donovan McNabb went to overtime. Favre did throw the key interception, but the Green Bay defense giving up a 4th and 26 was the key reason for the loss. Now it is Aaron Rodgers and Michael Vick lighting it up. The Packers are 9-7, while the Eagles at 10-6 backed into the playoffs with consecutive losses. A miracle finish in New York prevented 3 straight losses and elimination altogether. Walrus Lite Andy Reid has the home field advantage, and Michael Vick is expected to run wild.

The Eagles took over at their own 14 to start the game and Vick immediately got belted for a 9 yard loss. On 2nd and 19 Vick hit Avant for 18, but on 3rd and 1 Vick scrambled for no gain. Yet Green Bay fumbled the punt and the Eagles took over at the Green Bay 41. Vick scrambled for 11. Yet Vick fired incomplete on 3rd and 3 and then normally reliable David Akers fired a 41 yard field goal wide, no good.  Aaron Rodgers moved Green Bay to a 4th and 7 at the Philly 38, but Mike McCarthy decided to punt and play field position. The Eagles took over at their own 9 and would punt. Green Bay took over at their own 32.

Starks ran around the end 27 yards. On 3rd and 5 from the Green Bay 36, defensive offsides meant an automatic first down. On 3rd and 7 from the 16, Rodgers hit Kuhn for 9 and Crabtree for the 7 yard touchdown to have the Packers up 7-0 on the road.

Early in the second quarter the Eagles faced 3rd and 6 at their own 35. Vick got belted for a 12 yard loss and the Eagles punted again. The Packers took over at their own 43. On 3rd and 1 Kuhn got the yard. On 3rd and 2 from the Philly 39, Rodgers hit Johnson for 4. On 2nd and 13 at the 25, Rodgers hit Jennings for 8. Rodgers then scrambled for 8 more and then hit Jones for the 9 yard touchdown to have the Packers up 14-0.

The Eagles took over at their own 26 and Vick hit Jeremy Maclin for 44 yards. On 3rd and 10 Vick scrambled for 14 more. Yet on 3rd and 7 in the red zone, the Eagles came up short and settled for a David Akers field goal to get within 14-3 with just over one minute left in the half. Rodgers would go deep to Jones for what looked like a sure touchdown but Jones dropped it.

The Packers began the second half at their own 17 and disaster struck quickly. On 3rd and 2 Rodgers was sacked and fumbled. The Eagles took over at the Green Bay 24. Vick went deep to Avant for the touchdown and just like that, the Eagles were within 14-10.

The Packers took over at their own 20. On 3rd and 5 Rodgers hit Donald Driver for 6. On 3rd and 10, Rodgers hit Driver again for 20, just past midfield. Starks took a pair of end runs 19 and 5 yards, nd Rodgers hit Kuhn for 16. On 2nd and goal from the 16, Rodgers hit Jackson for the touchdown as the Packers led 21-10. The Eagles punted, pinning Green Bay back at their own 3. The Eagles held and got the ball back at their own 46.
They went backward to 1st and 25. Then Vick hit Avant for 11. On 3rd and 14, Vick found Avant again for 21. The Eagles began the fourth quarter at the Green Bay 25. On 4th and 1 from the 16 with 13 minutes left in regulation, Andy Reid decided to play it safe and have Akers kick the 34 yarder. Stunningly, Akers missed it. Andy Reid was not a happy Walrus Lite.

The Packers took over at their own 24, and faced a critical 3rd and 1 at midfield with 9 minutes left. Kuhn got knocked back for a 3 yard loss. Mike McCarthy was not a happy Michelin man (He lacks a mustache, exempting him from the Walrus group). The Eagles took over at their own 25, and Vick hit Deshean Jackson for 19 and McCoy for 11 more. On 3rd and 5 from the Packers 40, Vick found Avant for 6. Vick then hit McCoy for 16. A 16 yard completion to Captain Morgan Brent Celek set up 1st and goal at the 3. On 3rd and goal at the 2, Vick tried the quarterback draw and was stopped just short. On 4th and goal at the 1, only 4 minutes remained.

Reid called timeout. This would be a good time for a big bruising run up the middle, but that is something the West Coast Offense, especially under Andy Reid, does not do. The 13 play, 75 yard drive that took 5 minutes ended with Vick sneaking it. It was very close, but he just got over the plane. On the 2 point conversion, Vick found Celek in the back of the end zone, but Celek stepped out of bounds before catching it. The Eagles still trailed by 5.

After the officials huddled, they ruled it was not an incomplete pass. It was a penalty for an illegal touch since Celek stepped out of bounds, but was fully inbounds when he caught it. So instead Philly got a second try at the conversion from the 7 yard line. Kudos to the officials for getting it right. The Packers came on a jailbreak and 2 of them converged on Vick, as again the 2 point try was no good.

With 2 timeouts left, Andy Reid decided to kick it deep rather than go onsides kick. It was the right call, and the Eagles needed the stop on defense. Green Bay took over at their own 22. On 2nd and 7 Starks ran for 12 and a critical 1st down as the Eagles took their final timeout with 3:48 left. On 3rd and 10 after a pair of runs, McCarthy decided to try and have Rodgers pass rather than just run and punt. Rodgers was sacked, but hung on to the ball, which allowed the clock to reach the 2 minute warning. Deshean Jackson went back to field the punt, and the entire league knows what can happen in that situation.

Deshean was waving his fingers in the “bring it on” gesture. Unfortunately for Philly, what was brought was a yellow penalty flag for the illegal block. The Eagles took over at their own 34 with 1:45 to play and 0 timeouts. Vick was limping after the 2 point conversion try, but there was no way he was coming out. Vick stared in the pocket and quickly hit Jackson, who electrified on the reception rather than the punt return for a 29 yard gain.

On the next play Vick went deep to Celek, and Celek got nailed. Ceek stayed down. Because it was an incomplete pass and the clock stopped, their was no 10 second runoff. Reid wanted a penalty, but it was a clean hit, shoulder to chest. 1:06 remained. Another incompletion set up 3rd and 10 at the Green Bay 38. Defensive Coordinator Dom Capers was bringing the house, not sitting back. Yet Vick then hit Riley Cooper for 11. Vick decoded not to spike the ball, as 44 seconds remained. Vick stepped back, and with no pressure he fired to the end zone as Riley Cooper and Tremon Williams jumped for it.

Williams intercepted it and the game was over. Aaron Rodgers had just won his first playoff game. Vick was dejected on the bench. Some may blame Akers for the 2 missed field goals, but in his 19 playoff games, this was the first time he missed 2. The first one was into the wind, although the 34 yarder was hard to defend. If he makes it the Eagles are playing for a field goal rather than a touchdown late to win it. This is the playoffs, and the Eagles finished the season with 3 straight losses. Let’s see if everyone turns on Reid and Vick. As for the Packers, they have a showdown next week at Atlanta. They played earlier this year in Atlanta, and lost on a field goal in the final seconds. The rematch should be great. 21-16 Packers

The schedule for the Divisionals is now set, with times listed PST.

Saturday, January 15th:

1:30pm: Baltimore Ravens @ Pittsburgh Steelers

5:00pm: Green Bay Packers @ Atlanta Falcons

Sunday, January 16th:

10:00am: Seattle Seahawks @ Chicago Bears

1:30pm: New York Jets @ New England Patriots

If there is a better birthday present than these NFL Football games, I cannot think of it. Thank you again for all the birthday wishes.

Let’s get ready for some more football next weekend!!!!!

Let’s get it on!!!!!!!!!!!!

eric

Murder Tragedy in Arizona–Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords Shot

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

A murderer in Tucson Arizona shot 19 people, and killed 5. One of the people shot in the head was U.S. Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords. At the time of this writing she is alive.

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2011/01/08/20110108arizona-giffords-brk.html

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/08/arizona.shooting/index.html?hpt=T1&iref=BN1

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/01/08/arizona-congresswoman-reportedly-shot-public-event/

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40978517/ns/politics/


http://michellemalkin.com/2011/01/08/horror-arizona-rep-gabrielle-giffords-6-others-murdered-at-tuscon-event/

U.S. Federal Judge John Roll was killed.

Like all of you, I am in a state of shock trying to make sense of the absolutely senseless.

The only thing we need to do right now is send as much love and many prayers to all of the families.

We don’t know why this occurred, and any theorizing without facts would be irresponsible and compound the tragedy.

For those who want to talk on the left about health care and tea parties, and for those on the right wanting to talk about illegal immigration, NOW IS NOT THE TIME.

This post will be updated as facts come in.

We live in a free society, and for all we know Congress could go on permanent lockdown.

The way we act and react could determine our society in the years to come.

Again, just love and pray for the families.

Call your loved ones and remind them again that you love them.

eric

12:50pm (All times PST): The Pima County Sheriff’s office is reporting that the shooter was a 22 year old male named Jared Laughner who had been in trouble with the law before one time for something “very minor.”

1:02pm: Hospital press conference says Congresswoman Giffords is expected to live. However, the one deceased in the tragedy was a small child, about 9 years old.

1:15pm: Fox News: Shepherd Smith confirms that the suspect is Caucasian. He may have written about his frustration with illegal immigrants.

1:17pm: MSNBC: Congresswoman Giffords won her most recent election by less than 1%. It was the last race to be called. She was one of 19 Democrat not to support Nancy Pelosi for Speaker. She is a former Republican turned Democrat who was seen as pro-gun and pro-business.

1:18pm: Fox News: Brett Baier reports that Congresswoman Giffords defeated a tea party candidate by less than 4,000 votes.

1:27pm: NBC: NFL Playoffs about to start, and the football analysts are all talking football and smiling as the Seahawks face the Saints. Not a single word is being said about the Congresswoman. This is not a judgment, only an observation. Network executives have decisions to make, and the NBC decision is business as usual.

I personally would delay the start of the game a few minutes so the president can speak to everyone.

1:34pm: Fox News: Shepherd Smith: The shooter’s favorite readings are the Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf. He also wants a return to the gold standard.

1:35pm: NFL kickoff…game starts, no mention of the tragedy.

1:46pm: President Obama speaks to the nation as the football game continues uninterrupted. Mr. Obama says “Gabby Gifford was a friend of mine.” She is still alive, and he meant to say “is.” He spoke for 3 minutes.

(This is not a criticism, just an observation about the pressure of speaking after tragedies such as this.)

1:59pm: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer spoke to the nation. She fought back tears and said, “I am heartbroken.” She ordered the Arizona flags to be flown at half-staff. Governor Brewer took questions. She also used the word “was” a couple times and then corrected herself saying “she was…and is…a great public servant.”

Governor Brewer confirmed that President Obama called her and was gracious, non-partisan, and tht he promised to offer the full cooperation of the Federal Government, and that the FBI will be leading the investigation.

2:20pm: A statement by John Boehner read that “an attack on one who serves is an attack on all who serve.”

2:22pm: Haris Faulkner reports that Congresswoman Giffords did have her office smashed a few hours after the health care law was passed. Iwas John Boehner who said “This is not the American way.” No evidence has surfaced that health care has played any role in this tragedy, although other political issues seem to be at play.

2:26pm: The shooter may be an atheist. Again, no evidence suggests that theology or rejection of theology has played a role in the shooting.

2:32pm: It seems yesterday Bill Hemmer of Fox News interviewed Congresswoman Giffords. It was a friendly interview, as Giffords was proposing a 5% reduction in all congressional salaries.

2:40pm: MSNBC as expected poisons the tragedy and exploits it by blaming Sarah Palin. She put out a campaign ad “targeting” members of Congress for defeat including Giffords. I wonder why MSNBC will not admit what Fox News reported, that the shooter was reading the Communist Manifesto. MSNBC is still attributing this shooting to health care. If there really was right-wing hate in this country, MSNBC executives would not be alive to report anything.

(I am not advocating violence, just making a point at how phony and destructive MSNBC is to our society.)

2:44pm: Nancy Pelosi speaks to the nation. Fox News covers the remarks. MSNBC does not. She asks for a moment of silence, and asks a young girl’s chorus to sing. Ms. Pelosi’s remarks were non-partisan.

2:51pm: Congresswoman Giffords was against the Arizona immigration law SB 1070 but also against the White House lawsuit against Arizona. The Daily Kos attacked her for this.

2:52pm: Fox News has reported that Congresswoman Gifford is Jewish. She is the first Jewish Congresswoman in the history of Arizona. As reported earlier, the shooter was reading Mein Kampf. There could be a Jewish angle.

(My personal editorial as a Jewish guy: Just flipping great! Just what we need, another attack on a Jewish person. I hope there is no Jewish angle.)

Something odd on Wikipedia confirms that she is pro-gun, supporting the Supreme Court for striking down the DC gun ban. Yet the NRA rates her D+ and the GOA rates her D-. This seems incongruent.

Wikipedia confirms that she is Jewish, and that she spent time in Houston helping with Hurricane Katrina relief.

3:11pm: NBC: The Seahawks lead the Saints 24-20 at halftime and the network is not saying a single thing about the Arizona tragedy. I love football, but this is unsettling.

(I have 4 tvs in my living room, normally for NFL Sundays. Today one of them is on Fox News, one on MSNBC, and one on NBC for the game. CNN is getting shafted currently.)

3:13pm: NBC is giving a report on pee-wee football in the Tiny Football League. I kid you not.

3:14pm: NBC, Bob Costas interviews Peyton Manning.

3:23pm: NBC, second half kickoff. No mention of AZ tragedy.

3:32pm: Fox News: U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts issued a statement on the death of Judge Roll, stating the “importance of the rule of law” and “the sacrifices involved” with preserving the law. Judge Andrew Napolitano referred to Judge Roll as a “quiet conservative Republican…fairly non-controversial.” Judge Napolitano speculated that Judge Roll was most likely not the target, but that it was unusual for him to be there.

This matters because if Judge Roll was the target, Federal jurisdiction applies and the shooter could face the death penalty. All eyes would be on Eric Holder. If Judge Roll was an accidental victim and not the target, Arizona has jurisdiction.

I apologize for reporting cold clinical facts at this time, but whether the FBO or the Pima County Sheriff’s office is in charge has wide ramifications.

3:37pm–While Fox News has Cindy McCain sharing warm words about Congresswoman Giffords, MSNBC is focusing on the tea party in a clip from last March. Giffords mentions Palin in the clip.

3:42pm–MSNBC–Bob Schieffer continued to harp on Palin. For the record, Palin offered heartfelt condolences.

3:43pm: Fox News–Cindy McCain apologizes for accidentally using “was” instead of “is” regarding the Congresswoman. As previously stated, nerves are frayed and people are in shock. Not helping matters is that earlier reports incorrectly had the Congresswoman as deceased. She is alive.

4pm: MSNBC: Ed Schults interviewed Congressmen Raul Grijalva and Elliot Engel of Arizona and New York respectively. They all bemoaned the demonization of political opponents as enemies for merely disagreeing. They piously spoke of raising the tone and increasing civility. This was the same network that less than an hour earlier was blaming the tea party and Sarah Palin.  I don’t need to be told by MSNBC to be civil. They need to tell themselves.

4:39pm: MSNBC: For some reason Al Sharpton was interviewed. He said we should all look inward to see if we contribute to the climate of violence. Al Sharpton called Jews “diamond merchants,” and was directly responsible for stoking the climate of fear that led to blacks murdering Jews in Crown Heights. I don’t need to look inward. Al Sharpton does. This is who MSNBC gets to lecture us.

5pm: It was reported that John Boehner and Eric Cantor are suspending all legislative sessions for the coming week to deal with this tragedy. A suspicious package was found by Ms. Giffords’s office.

5:02pm: NBC: The Seahawks shocked the Saints 41-36. The Jets were at the Colts, and there was no mention of the tragedy.

5:14pm: The Pima County Sheriff said that “Arizona is becoming the Mecca for hatred, prejudice, and bigotry.” Radio and tv were blamed as well. For some reason Mein Kampf and the Communist Manifesto were still being overlooked.

It is perfectly reasonable to be horrified and empathetic for the victims while simultaneously angered at the phony calls for unity that run directly concurrent with blaming conservatives in thinly veiled and occasiona covert references.

5:20pm: A second suspect is actively being pursued. Judge Roll was just there to say hello. He was not the target. Congresswoman Giffords was.

5:32pm: The Pima County Sheriff again blamed the “vitriol” of certain Americans in radio and tv for the tragedy. I doubt he considered MSNBC the problem. I mean it’s not like they are exploiting the tragedy for political gain. Oh wait, yes they did.

5:46pm: Despite there being zero evidence that this was in any way connected to talk radio, Keith Olbermann and his guest continued suggesting that we all need to calm down. Olbermann then brought up Sarah Palin. He then disclosed that he donated money to Congresswoman Giffords in the most recent election. There was no discussion if any leftist publications such as the Communist Manifesto played a role.

5:54pm: Olbermann rapidly read the shooter’s reading list, skimming quickly before returning to Sarah Palin as a concern.

5:56pm: The “expert” guest pointed out that the shooter was reading Ayn Rand, which was the most serious clue. The Communist Manifesto was ignored. The “Radical Right” was mentioned. The left was not. This is MSNBC people.

5:59pm: The “expert,” Mark Potok of the Southern Poverty Law Center, blamed the disturbed kid who flew a plane into a building in Italy several years ago as a product of the Radical Right, although there was zero link. Olbermann mentioned threats against Democrats in Congress but not Republicans such as Eric Cantor.

6:16pm: MSNBC: Olbermann mentions to Eugene Robinson of the Washington Post about the 1970s murders of San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and Harvey Milk. Olbermann mentioned that Milk was gay but left out that the murderer was a leftist. Robinson brought up Sarah Palin.

6:18pm: Robinson said that in today’s society that “incontrovertibly violence comes from the right.” No, it comes from the left, the same way it has always come. Robinson said that Bill Ayers was once relevant. He still is.

For those wondering why I am watching such garbage as MSNBC, it is because hate speech must be monitored. MSNBC is hate speech, and I watch so you don’t have to.

Keith Olbermann and Eugene Robinson talked about better angels. We should all look in the mirror. There were no mirrors around at MSNBC headquarters. We should all reflect, unless employed by MSNBC.

6:26pm: Robinson posits that maybe the Judge was the target. That was ruled out earlier by the Sheriff. People should not be allowed on tv until they have their facts together. That is how people erroneously get declared deceased. Olbermann said that MSNBC would continue to discuss the political factors even though no evidence existed that there were any. This is MSNBC.

6:46pm: Olbermann declared that “the violent rhetoric must end.” Let’s see how many minutes it takes for Olbermann to violate that pledge. Also, let’s see if a shred of evidence that the “rhetoric” had anything to do with the tragedy. The shooter isn’t talking. I understand Olbermann needs to fill up air time, but his accusations contribute to very poisonous climate he pretends to want to reduce.

6:49pm: “We need to put the guns down. We need to put the gun metaphors away.” No Mr. Olbermann. We need to protect the Second Amendment because without it, there is no First Amendment. I am even willing to defend your right to speak, even as you try to eliminate mine.

6:51pm: Olbermann kept fawning over the remarks by the Pima County Sheriff. They were powerful, but that does not make them meaningful or relevant. Olbermann criticized Palin and said she must be repudiated. For those keeping track, Olbermann needed 5 minutes to break his word. Olbermann then attacked Colonel Allen West, Sharron Angle, and tea party members. He then compared Glenn Beck to the shooter and blamed Bill O’Reilly as well. Olbermann could not think of a single person on the left.

He referred to leftist violence as “inadvertant” and “mild.” He apologized for a comment about Hillary Clinton, not for the years of hate speech against Republicans. He said that if “even somebody like him” could use violent rhetoric, then the “truly deranged” must be stopped. Olbermann is the truly deranged, as he began babbling about pro-slavery supporters.

Olbermann said the bad people should be shunned. I agree. May Olbermann’s ratings continue to plummet. He apologized for anything he “inadvertantly” said to promote violence, but let’s see how quickly he breaks that promise.

Anyway, Keith Olbermann being on tv tells me there is no more news to report at this time.

8:05pm: NBC: One last update: The Jets stunned the Colts 17-16 on the final play as NBC goes the whole day without mentioning the tragedy. Both football games were phenomenal. NBC’s coverage was still awful.

Anyway, tonight is my birthday party and tomorrow my actual birthday. I genuinely care about the victims, but have no interest in liberal sanctimony from hateful leftist commentators transferring their own viciousness onto those they hate.

May God bless the victims in heaven and their families on Earth.

eric

The 2011 Coaching Carousel

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

While this weekend is normally reserved for football, I have to let politics briefly creep into today before getting to football because the two directly intersect.

For the first time in my entire lifelong conservative Republican experience, I will be supporting a Democrat in their quest.

Pick yourselves off of the floor. I am still to the right of Attila the Hun.

My friend Tiffiny Fox is running for the 42nd Assembly District in Los Angeles.

Tiffiny and I could not be more different. I am a white, Jewish, conservative Republican who sadly enough is vertically challenged. Tiffiny is a black Democrat who could have been a supermodel at 5 ft 10. She has also worked for defense lawyer Milton Grimes.

Yet if there is one thing that can unite people of all stripes, it is football. Tiffiny and I play on the same team in our coed touch football league. We have won 3 championships together.

This may seem silly, but football matters because it is a team sport. You have to work with people toward a common objective. Many athletes go into politics. Tiffiny is more than a (very) pretty face. She is a great teammate. She is fun to be around, and plays hard. She also plays honestly. We have had conversations that have gone beyond football, and she is an incredibly bright and thoughtful person.

Given that I live in her assembly district, naturally I have Republican friends who will be running in the general election. I am still supporting them. However, this Sunday, January 9th, is more than my birthday. It is the Democratic primary for the 42nd Assembly District in Los Angeles.

So for those of you out there in Los Angeles who are going to vote for a Democrat and would never consider voting Republican, support Tiffiny. I disagree with her on how to make the world a better place, but I heartily endorse her character as a person. She cares about issues, and is willing to do what most people never do…something!

Tiffiny, I hope the support and friendship of a Republican does not doom you. We are forever teammates, and that matters most.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=179515095404663

Democrats, vote for Tiffiny Fox for the 42nd Assembly District.

eric

Now on to the coaching carousel. With a potential NFL lockout in 2011, some teams are reluctant to change coaches. Maybe I am a softie, but if it is a close call, I prefer to err on keeping the coach and giving him one more year. Also, no coach should ever be fired after a winning season ever. No matter how underachieving a team is, a winning record should automatically bring the coach back.

Last year I only thought 2 coaches had to be fired, Eric Mangini with the Browns and Raheem Morris with the Buccaneers. Then Mangini finished 4-0 and I was left with only Morris. He took a 9-7 team under Jon Gruden (admittedly they finished 0-4 and Defensive Coordinator Monte Kiffin left) and went 3-13. I thought they were awful. I was wrong. Yes they had a soft schedule, but they still won games and finished 10-6. That is just another reason I like to wait one season too late than pull the trigger on a coach. Remember, these guys are human beings, and I do not like to see people fired capriciously.

As for 2011, let’s look at some teams and what they did.

Minnesota Vikings–Bringing back Leslie Frazier was absolutely the right thing to do. The team went 4-4 with him, and the players like him and played hard for him. The last 3 weeks were complete turmoil with uncertainty about location not seen since Hurricane Katrina (although less extreme). He deserves a shot to develop Joe Webb.

Houston Texans–Bob McNair really did not want to fire Gary Kubiak, and giving him one more year was a good call. McNair is a loyal guy, and while the season has been disappointing, bringing in Wade Phillips as defensive coordinator is perfect. Wade is a loyal company man who will not knife Kubiak to get the head coaching job. Kubiak can focus on the offense. However, if 2011 does not get the team to the playoffs, Kubiak is out and Wade is in. Kubiak deserves one last shot.

Miami Dolphins–Tony Sparano was almost fired but Bill Parcells intervened and persuaded Stephen Ross to give him one more year. I agree with this. Sparano took them from 1-15 to 11-5 in his first season, but consecutive 7-9 seasons have hurt. Yet he is still 25-23 overall, a winning record. Unlike in other locker rooms, players in Miami have blasted Sparano publicly. Yet Ricky Williams and Brandon Marshall are malcontents anyway. The Dolphins went 1-7 at home, yet 6-2 on the road. Miami has a defense, and needs to figure out the quarterback situation. You don’t take a 1-15 team to 11-5 without having some coaching talent. Sparano deserves one more season.

Dallas Cowboys–Jason Garrett went 5-3 down the stretch, and one miracle play by the defending champion Saints kept it from being 6-2. So while Wade Phillips was right to bring him back, another issue lurks below the surface, that being the Rooney Rule.

The Rooney Rule ensures that all coaching vacancies result in at least one interview of a minority candidate. I support this. It does not guarantee an outcome, just an opportunity. Yet what happens if minorities refuse to interview? What happens in a situation where Garrett is the obvious frontrunner? How do we ensure that other interviewees are not just being given token interviews? This is a serious matter, but in the end, Garrett earned the right to stay.

Tennessee Titans–This was the big one. Bud Adams would have been insane to choose basket case quarterback Vince Young over Coach Jeff Fisher, but everybody expected Fisher to lose the power struggle. Adams wanted them both back, and Fisher said no. This was a bold gamble, and it paid off as Vince Young is being shipped out and Fisher is staying. Forget the lack of a ring. Bill Cowher needed 15 years to get his. Fisher has been there 16 years, and his teams fight hard. Fisher would have had another job in 5 minutes, which also would have been a Rooney Rule nightmare since nobody would have edged him out of any job he wanted. Fisher is a very good coach, and Adams will thank his lucky stars he kept him.

The San Francisco 49ers–Ever since Eddie Debartolo was forced to sell the team to his sister and her husband, the 49ers went from one of the strongest ownerships to one of the worst. Yet firing Mike Singletary was the right move. If you can’t win the NFC Worst, quit or be fired (Ken Whisenhunt in Arizona gets a pass since the Cardinals went to the Superbowl 2 years ago, while Steve Spagnuolo took the Rams from 1-15 to 7-9). Yet the 49es now have instant credibility by winning the Jim Harbaugh sweepstakes. Everybody wanted him, and they got him.

and Denver Broncos were right to fire their coaches, although Josh McDaniels started out 6-0. His decline will be analyzed like Vanilla Ice, who went from 7 million albums sold to disappearing in about 2 years.

Carolina Panthers–You will all say I am crazy, but even at 2-14 I would bring Jon Fox back. The guy took the Panthers to 2 NFC Title Games, winning one and almost winning a Super Bowl. He deserves a chance to turn it around. He most likely will not get it, but the guy needs a quarterback and a leader on defense to replace Julius Peppers.

Cincinnati Bengals–Mike Brown brought back Marvin Lewis, but this situation was unique because it is the only one where the coach threatened to leave and the owner blinked. Tennessee is not analogous because Fisher really wanted to stay, while Lewis wanted out. Mike Brown should fire himself and bring his father Paul Brown back to life. Mike Brown knows that Lewis took a bunch of criminals to the playoffs last year, and he has gotten as much out of the team as humanly possible.

Jacksonville Jaguars–Wayne Weaver did the right thing bringing Jack Del Rio back. Despite losing 3 straight to finish 8-8, Jacksonville was devastated by injuries. Del Rio has gotten the team to 12-4, and you don’t go 12-4 without having some coaching skills. Weaver has a reputation for patience, and it did hurt him to see Tom Coughlin win a Super Bowl with the Giants after Weaver him.

New York Giants–This does not even deserve consideration. Tom Coughlin went 10-6. The Mara family put it best when they said that “some teams make coaching changes regularly. We don’t do that.” The Maras are sane, and Coughlin is back.

Cleveland Browns–The 5-11 record was not the issue. The problem is that the Walrus and the Mangenius have completely different philosophies. Mike Holmgren is a West Coast guy, while Mangini prefers smashmouth. Mangini saw Jake Delhome and Seneca Wallace get injured, and Colt McCoy really showed some promise. Mangini should have been given one more year, but Holmgren is going to do it his way, and that is why he was brought in. His credibility allows for this.

San Diego Chargers–I have been an unmerciful critic of Norvelous Norv Turner. My rule of never firing a guy after a winning season really gets tested here. The team went 9-7, although 7-2 down the stretch. The issue with this team is that they blow up in the playoffs. This year they just missed them entirely. Dean Spanos brought back General Manager AJ Smith and Turner. The Chargers will most likely never win until he goes (and even then maybe never), since Turner is an offensive coordinator, not a head coach. Yet as somebody who roots for the Raiders, the Chargers should keep Turner forever.

Oakland Raiders–This one is breaking my heart. I like Tom Cable. After 7 straight seasons of 5-11 or worse, the Raiders finished 8-8. On the surface, the decision seems absolutely insane. Yet a deeper analysis shows why it is not totally crazy, although I would have kept Cable.

First, Al Davis has not lost his marbles. Physically he is weakened and requires a walker, but mentally he is as sharp as ever. Too many report this to question his lucidity. He is not some guy ranting in his pajamas.

So why fire Cable, who went 6-0 in the division?

The scuttlebutt is that the real reason for the turnaround was Offensive Coordinator Hue Jackson. Jackson is a very respected coordinator and known for developing quarterbacks. The offense showed vast improvement this year, although part of that was a healthy Daren McFadden. Cable had his play calling duties taken away and given to Jackson before this season, so play calling improvement does go to Jackson.

So why not keep them both?

Unsubstantiated rumors had Jackson forcing Davis’s hand. Davis loves Jackson.

When the season ended, Jackson was given permission to interview for the head coaching job with the 49ers. Al Davis despises the 49ers, even more than the teams in his own AFC West division. He has always loathed the cross town rival. The thought of Jackson going to the 49ers made Davis ill. So making Jackson the head coach of the Raiders prevents that.

Now Jackson has not officially gotten the job, and if he does not get it, then firing Cable will truly be an insane move (barring a miracle hire of somebody phenomenal).

If Jackson does get it, the players will be fine. They liked Cable and played hard for him, but will rally around Jackson. They like him as well. Jackson fulfills the Rooney Rule without other interviews, but Al Davis has been as good as Rooney himself in that area. He is questioned on many things, but not his civil rights record.

One issue concerns me. Bruce Gradkowski is a better quarterback than Jason Campbell, and in one game Campbell was benched in favor of Gradkowski. That was fine. Yet Jackson let the media know that he made the decision. Why do that to Tom Cable? It seemed like an act of disloyalty.

Al Davis has gambled his whole football life on untested coaches. It worked for a very long time, and even in the past decade with John Gruden. Some would say it worked with Tom Cable. The coaches who failed began with Callahan, who did get the team to a Super Bowl, and Turner, who was a retread and not a rookie.

Nobody has any idea if Jackson is cut out to be a head coach, but the consensus is that Cable will not get another head coaching shot. So if it really was Jackson who turned the team around, making him head coach is not crazy…if he gets the job.

Tom Cable was a loyal company man, and deserved another year. Yet if Jackson is that special, losing him was not an option. Like the rest of the Raider Nation, I will stay tuned.

Time for the 2010-2011 NFL Playoffs to begin.

Let’s get it on!!!!!!

eric

Sanitizing Lies

Friday, January 7th, 2011

I have to the conclusion that politicians and elitists think that ordinary Americans are imbeciles. I cannot think of any other explanation as to why every aspect of American culture is being censored in a politically correct manner. This sanitizing of American culture is nothing more than a pack of lies.

A great movie about advertising executives was “Crazy People,” starring Dudley Moore and Paul Reiser.

Moore’s character has a mental breakdown, tired of lying for a living. He exclaims to Reiser “Let’s stop lying. Let’s level with America!”

Reiser’s character responds, “We can’t level with America you crazy b@stard, we’re in advertising!”

So Moore’s guy develops honest ads on various products. The results are riotous.

“Don’t kid yourself. If you look like this, you’re fat.”

“Metamucil. It helps you go to the toilet. Use it or you’ll get cancer and die.”

“This movie will not scare you. It will f*ck you up for life.”

The ad campaign is a success, and sparks a wave of honesty across America. Yes the movie is fiction, but it does not have to be. I am tired of sanitizing. Sanitizing is just a fancy way of spreading lies.

Liberals do it by refusing to recognize that their leaders are mere mortals and not demi-gods.

FDR was a smoker. This does not diminish his influence during World War II. If I had to worry about the fate of the free world, I would have possibly smoked as well. Lloyd Bridges in “Airplane” mused,  “I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.”

Yet now politically correct leftists want to show the famous photo of FDR brimming with conference in his fedora, but without his cigarette. This is ridiculous. We did not know back then the effects of smoking, and it was part of his character and style. A dashing man, which he was, always had a cigarette for the lady.

Contrary to liberal beliefs in 2008, Barack Obama is not a god. He is a mere mortal, no better than you or me. He is a smoker. Yet not a single picture of him with a cigarette has ever been taken.

Liberals will claim that this is because he does not want to set a bad example for children everywhere. This is nonsense. If he wanted to set a good example, he could quit. He would do it publicly in a prime time speech to get as much praise as possible, as his his style. Doing good things quietly without fanfare is beyond him. Yet either way, the reason the left ignores his smoking is because it reduces his godlike status. He is not allowed to have a flaw. If George W. Bush can quit drinking, yet Barack Obama cannot quit smoking, people could draw conclusions about discipline that would horrify the left.

I personally do not object to smoking, but if the left wants to harass smokers, President Obama should not get a free pass.

Republicans also do it. They made a big deal about reading the entire U.S. Constitution on the floor of the House yesterday. It was a noble gesture, and I agreed with it. Yet some parts of the Constitution that could be deemed offensive to some were left out.

Why? The Constitution does not have to be perfect. The Founding Fathers were brilliant, but they were mortals. They were flawed. Stoners today love to point out that the Founders were stoners. Times were different then.

The Constitution is our document. If something in their is bad, it can be repealed. Yet to not read aloud certain aspects of the document dealing with sensitive topics such as race relations and citizenship defeats the whole purpose of educating people.

This brings us to Huckleberry Finn.

(I have not read the book. I am intelligent, but not well-rounded. This is who I am, and I freely admit I should be more well-rounded. I know who I am, and am at peace with that. I do not read enough literature.)

Apparently new prints of the book are eliminating the n-word, the one that rhymes with “bigger.”

I hate the n-word. It is vile to me. I choose not to use it.

When Jamie Masada, owner of the Laugh Factory, banned use of the word in his club, I was fine with that. It is his private club.

(Full disclosure: I have performed at his club. While he is on the left, he created a night of conservative comedians in the interest of real diversity. It is smart business, and I applaud him for doing this.)

As a radio dj, I agonized over whether to play a song by a rock group called the Electric Angels. The song was called, “The color of hate.” It is an anti-bigotry song.

“Are you color blind? (N-word, redacted) ain’t a color, it’s a state of mind.”

Now I voluntarily decided to not use the word. That is my choice. Yet the station manager was fine with me playing the song because it clearly attacks racism. To bleep out the word would have confused people as to what was being bleeped out.

Perhaps the N-word is necessary in Huck Finn to teach people about how awful racism is. Yet to remove the word from the book is cheating the author who wrote it. That is erasing a part of history.

If something heaven forbid were to happen to me, I would not want to be sanitized. I would not want people at my funeral telling the world I was awful, but I am just a guy, flaws and all. I have done good things and bad things, and hopefully more good than bad.

People have to develop thicker skins and level with each other. This brings me back to politicians.

When Iraq was going badly in 2006, President George W. Bush had to do the toughest thing for any human to do. He had to admit that despite his noble intentions, his strategy was not working. He fired his Secretary of Defense and brought in a new general who got the job done. He leveled with himself and the American people.

(For those who want to rant and rave about lies and WMD, you’re liberal, you’re boring, and you’re still wrong. Let it go.)

Barack Obama will not level with the American people about his health care law. He hides behind the CBO, but they are just number crunchers. Mr. Obama is cooking the books and we all know it.

You cannot provide more things to more people at a lower cost. It is not doable.

He said you could keep your own doctor. Not true.

He said his plan would reduce costs. Not true. It explodes the debt.

He said he saved or created jobs. Not true. This cannot be measured.

He said that everything he said he would do in the campaign, he either did or tried to do.

Tried to do? When is attempting something worthy of praise? Either you succeed or fail. Either you get the job or don’t.

He should have told people that he wants to pass a health care plan that gets up closer to a European style social democracy. He believes that American capitalism is unethical, and that government can do a better job than the private sector of improving people’s lives.

That is honesty.

No more sanitizing lies. Our leaders need to treat the American public as adults. Our cultural institutions need to stop trying to erase the past.

Alex De Tocqueville never said that America is great because it is perfect. He said “America is great because America is good.”

We are not perfect, but we are very good. The true America needs to be passed on to generations, without whitewashing anything. The goal is not to present the best or worst history, but the right history.

FDR smoked. He also led us in World War II.

The Founding Fathers owned slaves. They also created a miracle document that is a beacon of light and hope to people all over the globe.

Future generations deserve the unvarnished truth.

Contrary to Colonel Nathan R. Jessup, we actually can handle the truth.

eric

The UCLA Sharia Law School

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

For those wondering where to find a terrorist sleeper cell where Sharia Law is encouraged and the Caliphate is only one lecture away, visit the University of Crooked Lying Arabists (UCLA) Center for Near Eastern Studies.

Today’s warm fuzzy Islamist is an “academic” named El Fadl.

My experience with him can be found at Campus Watch and American Thinker, where he attacks Dr. Daniel Pipes and Robert Spencer.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/12/uclas_professor_of_fantasy.html

http://www.campus-watch.org/article/id/10523

Dr. Pipes has responded at his blog:

http://www.danielpipes.org/blog/2010/12/answering-khaled-abou-el-fadl

As has Robert Spencer:

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2010/12/islamic-supremacist-pseudo-academic-khaled-abou-el-fadl-lies-about-sharia-freedom-fighters.html

America cannot win the War on Terror until we take back our campuses.

eric

A Warning to Republicans

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Readers of my blog know that when Barack Obama came in to office, I was overwhelmingly gracious to him for an extended period. Go back and read every column and see for yourself. I was fair with him.

Does anybody in their right mind think he has returned that graciousness? Does any intellectually honest person think the leftists in Congress will give the 112th Congress a chance to succeed under Republican leadership? Not a chance. Liberal bile is already overflowing. Warning to Republicans: be prepared.

On January 5th, 2011, the gavel will be ripped from the clenched fist of the Pelosiraptor and given to John Boehner. The Republicans now control the House and have significantly more power in the Senate than before.

I should be celebrating.

I’m not.

Today is a warning to every Republican, from the incoming freshmen to the most senior members.

Be prepared for a bloody fight.

Do not think for one minute that the liberal Democrats want to work with you.

Look at these people carefully. Listen to what they say. Watch how their supporters behave.

The left in this country wants to take the conservatives and rip their ever loving throats out. They want to burn conservatives in effigy only because it is illegal to do it in actuality.

Does anybody think that the Pelosiraptor or Barney Frankenstein want compromise? They are monsters for a reason.

Every conservative has had to listen to a lifetime of accusations of being racist, sexist, bigoted homophobes just for being alive and breathing.

When they say come together, they mean we shut up while they bound and gag us until their are no breaths left. Then when everything fails, we get the blame.

Not this time.

Just this one time Republicans had better not act like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football.

Conservative Republicans are like Israel while Liberal Democrats are like Palesimians. They try to destroy us, and when we defeat them in battle, they then want a truce. The minute we agree they go back to shelling us again.

There is nothing conservatives can do to be seen as human beings by the left. Absolutely nothing. They wake up in the morning, and they hate us.

So Republicans, do your jobs, keep your promises, and show a spine for once in your lily livered cowered lives.

You promised to vote to repeal health care. Do it. Have a vote. When the left claims you are neglecting jobs in favor of health care, point out that it was Barack Obama who did that for two years. Point out that if the left was still in charge, they would be ramming cap and trade down American throats. They don’t care about jobs. They never have. They want redistribution.

Point out that Liberal Democrat Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo just publicly announced that he was letting certain taxes on the “wealthy” expire. He is right.

Cooperating does not mean compromise. If liberals want to cut taxes for everybody, work with them. If liberals want to raise taxes, fight them like animals trapped in a steel death cage. Going along to get along does not work on deeply held principles such as taxes. Just ask President George Herbert Walker Bush.

The left knows that we will cave. We always do.

In 1995 it was Bill Clinton who shut the government down. Yet Newt Gingrich got the blame. If the government is going to get shut down, conservatives had make d@mn sure they have public relations people ready to slash and burn and rebut criticism.

Darrell Issa, I have met you personally. I like you. You have been very kind to me personally. You are a good guy. Yet you had better be cleaner than Ivory Soap. God help Republicans if you are sleeping with interns, hanging out in strip clubs, or engaging in domestic violence. The left is itching to destroy you before you conduct a single investigation.

If any Republican has sex or criminal issues that could cause problems, resign now. Either practice what you preach, or disappear. Right now Barack Obama has investigators digging into all of your backgrounds. If he finds something, it is your fault. Larry Flynt is salivating at the thought of blackmailing more Republicans. So is the liberal media.

Also, when Mr. Issa begins his very legitimate investigations and the media starts calling him a racist, it is up to every other Republican to fall into line and immediately defend him. Anybody shoving him under the bus will feel my fury.

The left is planning slash and burn strategies that are designed to have Republicans abandoning everything they believe. Now you can fight, or you can surrender.

Act like winners for once in your miserable d@mn lives. If you get fired for acting on principles, then there is nothing you can do. Just don’t get fired for becoming the second coming of the disaster that was the GOP in 2006.

Don’t apologize for a d@mn thing. Do your jobs. Keep your promises. Fight fire with fire. Every time a liberal lobs a grenade, throw it back at them before the thing explodes.

Conducting investigations is called oversight. Liberals loved it when President George W. Bush was in charge.

Barack Obama is not God, despite the warm thrills up the leg by those miscreants at MSNBC. When he calls you hostage takers, call him out on his incivility. Being respectful of his office does not mean bending over, thanking him, and asking for more when he questions your patriotism and motives.

Don’t let the media get away with garbage.

When Katie Couric opens her mouth, be armed to the teeth with facts. Get your talking points to the bloggers so we can rip her liberal insides out the minute she tries to rig the 2012 election by attacking the humanity of this Congress.

Jon Stewart is a b@stard. If he hits, belt him back. He represents the worst of the worst.

Hollywood celebrities are not the heart and soul of America. They are the rectum after a bad case of bleeding.

Joy Behar is a bucket of human filth. If she attacks one of you, hit back twice as hard.

Nobody respects losers, so don’t act like losers.

You cannot win over people that see you as enemies. You can demoralize your own supporters, which is what the left wants.

Attempt to reverse every bad Obama policy. It does not matter if he vetoes the bills. Make every wavering Democrat with an election in 2012 go on the record.

Be civil and polite, but do not give an inch until the Pelosiraptor and her pathetic ilk show that they will move first.

Take a meat cleaver to the budget. Hack away until blood is spattered everywhere in the form of cuts that should have been made years ago. Everything is on the table. When the left says to start with the military, tell them that when everything they hold dear is slashed and burned and cut to reasonable sustainable levels, the military can be looked at. Start by repealing subsidies for the Chevy Volt. It is a small amount of money but a big symbol cutting to the heart of liberal failure.

We won. They lost. Elections have consequences.

Every time the left claims that the America people want compromise, remind them that they have no idea what Americans want because if they did they would not have been fired.

Every charge of bigotry must be answered with a swift and ferocious countercharge.

Stay the heck away from divisive social issues for now. The American people want jobs. Any issue not directly related to National Security and the War on Terror or reviving the American economy can wait until the presidential race.

Listen to the American people. They don’t read the Jayson Blair Times. They read their own bank statements.

So congratulations to Republicans for winning the 2010 elections.

Now get ready for liberal suicide bombers so ruthless that they will make Palesimian tactics seem reasonable.

This is your last chance. Either you beat back the leftist jackals wanting to devour you, or you will be eaten alive by people wanting to kill you for having differing beliefs.

That is their version of compromise and coming together. They thrive, you die.

I am on your side, but I am one man.

I did my part. Now do yours.

Pass a real conservative agenda, and force Mr. Obama to either sign it or be fired himself. He will sign everything.

You gave your word. Keep it…no matter what.

If you don’t, conservatives who elected you will not be around to speak up because the leftists will have finished us forever.

Good luck.

eric

A New York Union Snow Job

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

Ok, back to politics.

(Gleefully rubbing hands together.)

A few months ago French workers threatened to go on strike. I turned to my dad and asked him a simple question.

If French workers were to go on strike…how could you tell?

This brings me to my love-hate relationship with New York. I am proud of my Brooklyn heritage, but would never live in New York. You can keep Manhattan. Animals live like that, packed on top of each other in sardine cans, with cars trapped under several feet of snow.

As Bill O’Reilly pointed out, Moscow gets more snow, and Moscow gets the streets cleaned.

(Although in all fairness, if I knew that the penalty for not getting my work done was being shot to death by Vladimir Putin, I would work faster as well. Michael Bloomberg can’t execute people for inefficiency. Heck, even Rudy Giuliani couldn’t get that into law.)

Snowstorms recently belted much of the East Coast, including New York. The response was slow, inefficient, bureaucratic, and failed. Mayor Mike Bloomberg, who is more concerned with keeping the streets free of tobacco, failed to follow the Howard Stern and Al D’Amato method of governance. Fix the potholes and kill the criminals. At least fix the potholes.

Allegations have swirled that union thugs deliberately failed to do their jobs in a timely manner to inflict as much pain as possible on New Yorkers in order to get more concessions.

This allegation does make sense. After all, I still maintain that the real plan was to avoid plowing the New Meadowlands where the Giants and Jets play. Jimmy Hoffa is buried under the 5 yard line, and the only way to keep this secret is to avoid being obvious by refusing to plow the entire city of New York.

(For those claiming the Jets and Giants play in New Jersey and not New York, tell that to FDNY and NYPD and see how that conversation ends. You will need first responders such as EMTs, and they will also beat you up when they arrive.)

Yet as badly as I want to rip into the unions, I need to show some self-restraint and hold off. Don’t get me wrong. I hate unions. I despise them. Yet right now all we have are allegations. The allegations should be investigated, but until we have all the facts, we should proceed with caution.

Yet one train of thought has not been offered outside of this blog.

Maybe the union workers did not deliberately slow down at all. Maybe they are totally innocent of the accusations for one simple reason.

If union workers were to slow down their work…how could you tell?

“Union workers” is the biggest oxymoron since liberal compassion.

I normally don’t defend union workers, but once one reaches a certain level of uselessness and inertia, it is wrong to feign surprise when those same turtles refuse to become jackrabbits.

Let’s be honest. People do not join unions to become rich. Union bosses become union bosses to get rich, but average everyday union workers do not join a union to get rich.

They join a union so they can become useless.

They get to take breaks from breaktime while on break. Then they take a break. When productivity does not matter, and it costs billions of dollars to fire people who deserve to be fired, the result is sloth.

I lived every day knowing I could be fired for any reason at any time. Because of that, I worked hard.

For those who don’t believe me, try driving in New York City and look for the orange cones. Does it really take 20 years to pave a street?

Absolutely, if union labor can slow down the process. Concepts such as on time and under budget take a back seat to diversity, multiculturalism, and doughnut breaks.

So don’t blame unions for the mess in New York. Blame New York voters. They got the government they deserved.

California is the same. When the 1994 Northridge Earthquake rocked Los Angeles, Republican Governor Pete Wilson found a capable contractor with a great reputation for getting the job done. What complaints did the left scream about?

Horror of horrors, the guy was a white male. Governor Wilson was called a racist (This was before Proposition 187, for those who think illegal immigration had anything to do with this.), and he refused to back down. The contractor got the job done on time and under budget, without the regulatory constraints that should be relaxed during serious emergencies.

30 years from now people will not care if Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour may have cut corners. He got the job done during Katrina while Kathleen Blanco became a role model for bureaucratic screwups everywhere.

There are leaders, and there are bureaucrats. Rudy Giuliani and Chris Christie are leaders. Michael Bloomberg is a talentless technocrat. He got elected by pretending to be a Rudy Giuliani Republican who could get things done. He turned into a leftist regulator able to take away cigarettes but not get streets plowed.

Not a single union head will roll over this failure because unions own the government of New York. When every business leaves, unions will find new hosts to leech off of somewhere else.

So no, do not blame the unions for this failure. Their performance was every bit as awful as every other day. On these recent days people just noticed.

Like French people, it is unfair to blame unions for striking. It is in their contracts and their DNA. That is why they are what they are.

New Yorkers never minded when other people were the victims of unions. They only started caring when their own lives were affected. What did they expect from the unions, production?

Children who kill their parents do not get to cry that they are orphans.

Voters who elect progressive leaders beholden to unaccountable unions do not get to cry that people who spend most of their lives doing nothing…shockingly enough…did nothing.

eric

2011–Sprints and Marathons

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

A Happy 2011 to you all. May 2010 be locked in the closet forever, never to be remembered.

Technically January 1st was a couple of days ago, but a weekend of football allows for a delayed start.

I could veer straight into politics, but that will have to wait one more day.

I have a billion things to do, and I just don’t know how I will get everything done.

In several days I turn 39, and the day after my dad turns 70.

Where did the time go?

I keep hearing that life is a marathon, not a sprint. I keep being told that it is the journey, not the destination.

Everybody thinks about this stuff. Yet as this new year begins, it seems impossible to process the micro and the macro.

The macro is the world around me, and I don’t like what I see.

Third world Islamofascist genocidal lunatics are still trying to kill us all.

North Korea is still going bonkers.

America is on the brink of financial ruin, with California leading the nation into the death spiral.

Yet for some reason, I don’t feel as bad as I should. Maybe I am naive, but I still believe in this country.

We are the people who feed, clothe, protect, and defend the world. We come up with cures for diseases. We invented the internet. We saved the world in World War II, and my generation will not let this country sink.

Yet I spend so much time on the macro that I ignore the micro.

I thoroughly enjoy blogging, and my formula of one post per day works for me. What started as a hobby has now turned into my business.

Some people pay me to blog. Other people pay me to speak all around the country. I am a frequent radio guest of talk programs, and my opinion is often sought.

Yet everything has a price. Living in a nice condo in a nice neighborhood is pleasant. The Jacuzzi water is perfect, and the big screen tv looks great when watching football.

I lead a happy life. I am truly blessed.

Yet all the first class flights will not give me what I need most…more time.

We all need more time. I wish we could clone ourselves like Michael Keaton in “Multiplicity.” Even running errands is time I can barely afford.

I keep saying that at some point I need to impregnate a Republican Jewish brunette.

Yet no matter how many of them I meet, it does not change the fact that trying to sprint through a marathon just gives one cramps and blisters.

The last few days I did something that I never do. I relaxed.

I am always doing something. Even when I am watching the game I am doing something.

Yet the last few days, I actually decompressed.

My friend has a 3 year old child. I affectionately refer to him as “the boy.”

The other day I visited the boy. He sees me and calls me “Uncle Eric.” He gives the best high 5s on the planet.

His dad read him a story, and I just looked into the child’s eyes.

The reason why his dad and I care about all this political stuff is not so we can win elections. It is so the boy can have a better life.

I thank God that the boy does not know what is around him. He plays with his trains, and laughs when I do my “duck walk” that he copies. When a grown man is walking like a duck, there had better be a kid around.

In the coming months there will be another presidential election beginning way too soon, global conflicts we may or may not be ready for, and people that leave us too soon.

In 2011 I have more to do. It is time to be a syndicated columnist. It is time to get back into radio on the host side of the microphone. It is time to get my speaking career into the stratosphere.

So many people have helped me. I cannot thank them all.

All I know is that nothing worth having comes easy or free.

I cannot control the outcome but I can control the effort.

I have always worked hard, and this year I will work as hard as possible.

Yet I will make absolutely sure to enjoy the results.

I am not somebody who stops to smell the roses. That is not my style.

So while I will constantly be doing things, the occasional reality check that only the smile of a child can bring will keep me centered.

I have sprinted to a good start to 2011, already accomplishing things ahead of schedule.

Yet the marathon is just getting started.

God bless you all in all your journeys.

This concludes my warm fuzzy sentiments for the year. Tomorrow it is back to business.

After all, the world is not going to fix itself, and the Republican Jewish brunettes are not going to get pregnant by themselves.

Pleasure is business and business is good.

Yet more remains to be done. Before we know it, 2011 will be a memory.

Until then, the sleeves are rolled up.

Time to get the Tygrrrr Express rolling now.

eric