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NFL 2011-2012 Wild Card Recap

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

NFL 2011-2012 Wild Card Recap

The NFL Playoffs are finally here, and 32 teams have been whittled down to 12. To quote Jim Mora “Playoffs? Are you kidding me?”

Yes, it is time for the playoffs.

Cincinnati Bengals @ Houston Texans–Both of these teams backed into the playoffs as the Bengals began 6-2 and went 3-5 down the stretch while Houston lost their last 3 games to fall to 10-6. This is the first playoff game in Texans history. The Texans have been rocked by injuries while Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton had the flu earlier in the week. TJ Yates gets the start for Houston. In Week 14, The Bengals led 19-10 in the fourth quarter at home before Yates led a late comeback for a stunning 20-19 Texans win. Former President George Herbert Walker Bush and First Lady Barbara Bush were in attendance, yet one celebrity surprise lit up the crowd before the game. Wade phillips is the Texans defensive coordinator, and his father Bum Phillips came out to raucous applause through the tunnel. The former Houston Oilers coach is still beloved three decades after his last game with the “Luv Ya Blue” crowd.

The Texans punted twice and the Bengals once, with CIncinnati taking over at their own 26. Andy Dalton went deep, and a 52 yard defensive pass interference penalty on Glover Quinn put the ball on the 20. On 3rd and 17 from the 17, Dalton hit Leonard for 16. Cedric Benson took it in from one yard out as the Bengals led 7-0. After a touchback, Arriun Foster ran for 4 and 20. TJ Yates hit Owen Daniels for 21 yards, with 15 more tacked on for a personal foul. From the 20, Foster did the rest, running for 8, 4, and the final 8 for the touchdown to tie the game 7-7.

Dalton moved the Bengals from their own 20, and began the second quarter at the Houston 46. Dalton hit AJ Green for 21 yards, but on 3rd and 8 from the 23, Dalton was sacked for a 9 yard loss. From 50 yards out, kicker Mike Nugent was no good as the game remained tied early in the second quarter. Cincy got it back at their own 20. on 3rd and 1 Dalton gained 2. Dalton then hit Lee for a 36 yard gain, with unnecessary roughness adding 15 more. The drive stalled. but this time Nugent was good from 37 as the Bengals led 10-7 midway through the second quarter.

After a touchback, Yates hit Kevin Walter for 11. On 3rd and 4 from their 37, Yates hit Daniels for 8. Marvin Lewis challenged the catch and lost the challenge, leaving the Bengals without challenges the rest of the game. Foster ran for 12. On 3rd and 9 from the Cincy 42, Yates hit Andre Johnson for 17. At the 2 minute warning, on 3rd and 6 from the 21, Yates threw incomplete. Neil Rackers hit the 39 yard field goal as the game was tied 10-10.

Cincinnati got it back at their own 20 with 1:48 left in the half. Dalton scrambled for 15, but with one minute left in the half from the Cincy 34, the key play of the game meant disaster for the Bengals. Red Rifle Andy Dalton fired over the middle, and Watt, in position to knock it down, actually intercepted it. The lineman broke a tackle at the line of scrimmage, and big man with football made it 29 yards for the touchdown to have the Texans up 17-10 at halftime.

With 6 minutes left in the third quarter, the Texans took over at their 17. Yates hit Foster for 15 and again for 12. On 4rd and 6 just shy of midfield, Yates hit Johnson for 9. From the Cincinnati 40, Yates went deep to Johnson, and the beast did what he does. The touchdown had the Texans up 24-10 after three quarters. After a touchback, Dalton had the Bengals at their own 46 when the fourth quarter began. Daltonw as sacked for a 9 yard loss and on 3rd and 19 a completion to Gresham went for 16. Marvin Lewis decided to go for it on 4th and 3 from the Houston 47. Dalton was trapped in the backfield, and with defenders closing in on him, threw a prayer that several defenders were in position to intercept. Joseph obliged with the pick at the Houston 24 with 13 1/2 minutes left in regulation.

The Bengals got it back after an exchange of punts at their own 9 midway through the fourth quarter. On 2nd and 3 Dalton went deep and was intercepted for the third time by Manning. The Texans took over at the Bengals 45. On 3rd and 7 Foster raced around the end, broke several awful attempts at tackling, stayed in bounds near the sidelines, and got to the end zone for the final nail in the coffin. With only 5 1/2 minutes left, the Texans led 31-10.

After 9 years, Bob McNair has finally seen his Texans win their first AFC South division title, their first playoff spot, and now their first ever playoff game. In fact, they are now undefeated in their playoff history, although a trip at Baltimore next week will be a far sterner test. Also after 9 years, Marvin Lewis has seen his third playoff game result without a win. In fact, Mike Brown has not seen his Bengals win a playoff game since after the 1990 season. Yet both coaches were almost replaced last year, and the patience of the owners led to both teams turning it around and getting back to the playoffs. Gary Kubiak held it together through devastating injuries and saw his team shine on this day. 31-10 Texans

Detroit Lions @ New Orleans Saints–This could be a shootout as both of these teams went into Green Bay, New Orleans in the opening week and Detroit in the final week, and both barely came up short. Matthew Stafford had over 5,000 passing yards this year as the Lions went 10-6 while the 13-3 Saints saw Drew Brees shatter Dan Marino’s record with 5,476 passing yards. Jim Schwartz has turned the Lions around while Sean Payton has a team every bit as good as the one that won it all two years ago. In week 13, these teams met in the Louisiana Superdome where the Lions committed 11 penalties in a 31-17 Saints win. In week 13, these teams met in the Louisiana Superdome where the Lions committed 11 penalties in a 31-17 Saints win.

The Lions moved right down the field at the outset from their 20. Smith ran for 7 and Matthew Stafford hit Calvin Johnson for 22. On 3rd and 7 from the Saints 48, Stafford hit Young for 15 and 11, Calvin Johnson for 12, and Heller for the 10 yard touchdown as the Lions led 7-0 only 4 minutes into the game. Drew Brees rapidly moved the Saints from their 19 to a 2nd and 2 at the Detroit 31. Brees then hit Marques Colston for 13, and Colston fumbled at the Detroit 18 to end the drive.

The Saints got it back at their own 11. On 3rd and 10 Brees hit Thomas for 11, Gaham for 5, and Colston for 7. Pierre Thomas broke free for a 31 yard gain to the Detroit 35 and Sarren Sproles gained 9 more. Brees hit Collins for 15 as the Saints began the second quarter at the Detroit 11. Sproles gained 5 and Devry Henderson added 4. On 3rd and 1 from the 2, Sproles took it in to the the game 7-7 after the 11 play, 89 yard, 5 minute drive.

Detroit took over at their own 13. Stafford went right to Johnson for 18 yards. On 3rd and 4 from their 37, Stafford hit Tony Scheffler for 7. Smith gained 9 and Stafford found Nate Burleson for 21 yards. From the Saints 26, Stafford hit Smith for half of it and Johnson for the other half as the 13 yard touchdown had the Lions up 14-7 after the 87 yard drive. Brees led the Saints from their 20 to a 2nd and 6 at the Detroit 37. Yet a sack of Brees meant another fumble and another wasted chance.

With 5 minutes left in the half the Saints took over at their own 16. After offsides, Brees hit Colston for 23 yards. On 3rd and 1 from the Detroit 47, Chris Ivory gained 2. Brees hit Meachem for 9 as the 2 minute warning came with the Saints facing 3rd and 1 at the Detroit 36. Brees fired incomplete, and Sean Payton decided to go for it with 1:43 left in the half rather than try a 54 yard field goal. Ivory got the tough yard. On 2nd and 3, Brees hit Graham for 11 down to the 17 as the Saints took their final timeout with 21 seconds left in the half. Brees went to the end zone to Colston, who made a leaping catch that was initially called a touchdown and then overruled incomplete. Yet a defensive personal foul meant 1st and goal at the 6 with 16 seconds left. Under heavy pressure, Brees retreated back to the 22 before firing incomplete with 8 seconds left. Sean Payton gambled on one more play, and Brees fired into coverage, lucky that it was incomplete. Jon Kasay hit the 24 yard field goal as the Saints trailed 14-10 at halftime.

The Saints began the third quarter at their own 22 and made it look easy. Thomas gained 18 and Ivory added 19. Brees then went deep to Henderson for a 41 yard touchdown as the Saints led 17-14 less than 2 minutes into the second half.

The Saints got it back and soon faced 3rd and 11 at their own 7. Brees found Colston for just enough. On 2nd and 13 from the 15, Brees hit Graham for 14 and Sproles for 9. On 3rd and 1 Ivory got stopped. Facing 4th and inches from their own 38, everybody knows you punt the football. There is no way you go for it. Sean Payton is the guy who called the successful onsides kick to start the second half of the Super Bowl two years ago, but this was different. Yet the Saints lined up to go for it. It had to be a ploy to draw the Lions offsides.

Brees did snap it, took the quarterback sneak, leapt over the top, and got the first down. Sean Payton has balls of steel, and the drive kept going. From their own 40, Brees hit Thomas for 10 and Arrington for 7. Brees then went deep to Colston for a 40 yard gain down to the 3. On the next play Brees hit Graham for the touchdown as the Saints led 24-14 with 4 minutes left in the third quarter after the 13 play, 92 yard, 6 1/2 minute drive.

Detroit took over after a touchback and Stafford went to Johnson for 15, 21 more, and then deep to him for a 42 yard gain down to the 2. On 3rd and goal at the 1 a runner leapt over the top but without the ball, as Stafford executed the fake, rolled out, and just got to the pileon as the Lions were right back in it down 24-21 with 2 minutes left in the third quarter.

The Saints began the fourth quarter facing 3rd and 2 at their own 28. Brees hit Meachem for 5. On 3rd and 8 from their 35, Brees hit Colston for 17. On 3rd and 2 from the Detroit 40, Brees threw incomplete. Again Sean Payton decided to go for it, this time with the game on the line. Sproles gained 3, and Payton’s balls of steel are now titanium. On 3rd and 2 from the Detroit 29, Brees hit Sproles for 12. On the next play Sproles raced up the middle for the 17 yard touchdown as the Saints again had some breathing room, up 31-21 with 10 minutes left in regulation.

After a touchback, Stafford went deep on the first play and was quickly intercepted. The Saints took over at their own 39 looking for the knockout blow. Facing 2nd and 17 from their own 44, Brees delivered. The bomb to Meachem went for a 56 yard touchdown as the Saints led 38-21 midway through the fourth quarter.

Detroit kept fighting, and on 3rd and 1 from their 30 Stafford hit Young for 6, Johnson for 11, Pettigrew for 8, Burleson for 20, and on 3rd and 3 from the 12, to Johnson for the score. The Lions were within 38-28 but only 4:45 remained. The onsides kick failed, and the Saints had the win. Yet the Saints are not the type to run out the clock. From the Detroit 42, Brees went deep again to Meachem for a 41 yard gain down to the one. Thomas crashed in to complete the scoring with 3 1/2 minutes left. The Saints racked up 626 yards of offense, with Brees going a ridiculous 33 of 43 for 466 yards and 3 touchdowns with 0 interceptions. The Saints did not punt in the game. Stafford went 27 of 41 for 367 yards and 3 touchdowns with 1 interception. He was fantastic, but it was not enough.

The Lions were game, but the Saints have so much firepower and so many weapons. The Lions can now bury the 0-16 season of 2008. They were 10-6 in 2011. Jim Schwartz has a good young team with some serious playmakers on offense and defense. The Lions lost this game, but they are no longer losers. As for the Saints, they are every bit as good as the team that won it all two years ago. Next week they play at San Francisco, and Sean Payton will be ready for their defense. 45-28 Saints

Atlanta Falcons @ New York Giants–The 10-6 Falcons have a high octane offense while the Giants are about defense. Tom Coughlin saw the Giants triumph in a winner take all showdown with Dallas last week to get to 9-7. Mike Smith has Matt Ryan airing it out while the Giants will try and pound it on the ground, although Eli Manning to Victor Cruz is an exciting matchup. As for excitement, the first half of this game featured none of it.

A scoreless opening quarter deserves no elaboration. Atlanta finally got something going, and the second quarter began with them facing 4th and 1 at the Giants 24. Riverboat Gambler Mike Smith decided to go for it. Ryan took the quarterback sneak, and a Big Blue brick wall stopped him. Yet the Giants offense was worse. On 2nd and 21 from their own 13, Eli Manning went back to pass from his own end zone and faced heavy pressure. He rolled out and threw it away to avoid the sack. The officials ruled intentional grounding as the safety had the Falcons up 2-0. Atlanta took the free kick and moved from their 38 to a 4th and 1 at the Giants 42. This time Mike Smith decided to punt, and the Giants took over at their own 15.

On 3rd and 2 Eli Manning scrambled for 14. On 3rd and 2 from their 45, Manning hit Ahmad Bradshaw for 7. Brandon Jacobs rumbled 34 yards and Bradshaw added 9 more. Yet on 2nd and 1 from the 6 Bradshaw got stopped and Jacobs got stopped on 3rd down. On 4th and 1 from the 6, this time Tom Coughlin decided to go for it. Jacobs got 2 yards. On the next play Manning hit Hakeem Nicks for the touchdown as the Giants took a 7-2 lead with 3 minutes left in the half after the 13 play, 85 yard, 7 1/2 minute drive.

In the third quarter the Falcons punted and the Giants soon faced 3rd and 8 at their own 26. Manning hit Nicks for 19 yards. On 3rd and 12 from their own 43, Manning hit Victor Cruz for 22. Bradshaw broke off a 30 yard run to set up 1st and goal at the 5. Yet a failed run and a pair of incomplete passes meant the Giants would settle for a 22 yard Lawrence Tynes 22 yard field goal and a 10-2 lead.

Atlanta moved from their own 21 to a 3rd and 15 at the Giants 35. Ryan hit Roddy White for 14, and again Mike Smith gambled on 4th and inches. Again Ryan took the quarterback sneak. Again Ryan got blasted backwards by the Giants defense. Rather than be within 10-8, Atlanta was still down 10-2. The Giants soon faced 3rd and 3 from their own 28. Manning found Nicks over the middle, and Nicks split the seams and raced for a 72 yard touchdown and a 17-2 Giants lead with 3 minutes left in the third quarter.

Atlanta got it back and soon faced 3rd and 1 at their own 28. This time Michael Turner got the carry but the result was the same as Turner lost a yard. The Giants began the fourth quarter at their own 15. Manning hit Nicks for 8 and Bradshaw ran for 7. On 3rd and 6 from their 34 Manning hit Bradshaw for 18. From the Atlanta 37, Jacobs gained 9 and 1. Manning then went deep to Manningham for a 2 yard touchdown as a tight defensive first half was now a 24-2 Giants blowout after another 85 yard, 10 play, 5 1/2 minute drive.

Even during garbage time the Giants defense would not give up their shutout. With one minute left the Falcons had 4th and 10 at the Giants 17. Ryan was sacked for an 8 yard loss by Osi Umenyiora. Ryan would finish 24 of 41 for only 199 yards. Turner was held to 41 yards on 15 carries. Manning was 23 of 32 for 277 and 3 touchdowns in the win. Neither team turned the ball over, but the suffocating Giants defense in short yardage situations was the difference.

For those who want to jump all over Mike Smith, keep things in perspective. In the 40 years before he arrived, the Falcons had never had 2 straight winning seasons. In his 4 years, the Falcons have had 4 straight winning seasons and 3 trips to the playoffs. Yet they still have not won a playoff game in that span. As for Tom Coughlin, people are comparing this Giants team to the 2007 team that ran the table on the road and won it all. That team had to travel to Green Bay for the NFC Title Game. They took down 13-3 Green Bay and ran Brett Favre out of town. Now they face his replacement Aaron Rodgers, and this Green Bay team is 15-1. The Packers have a phenomenal offense, but just like 2007, the Giants have a defense. 24-2 Giants

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Denver Broncos–Yes, the Steelers are 12-4 and the Broncos are 8-8. Last year 12-4 New Orleans lost in the playoffs at 7-9 Seattle. Pittsburgh has a banged up Ben Roethlisberger and Rashard Mendenhall is out for the season. Mike Tomlin will not limit the game plan, since he knows he has tested veterans. Denver has Tim Tebow Mania, but they also have a defense led by Von Miller. Denver lost 3 straight and won a division nobody else wanted in a 3 way tie. This could be a major mismatch or a major upset, and the Pittsburgh defense is tougher than most of the defenses Tebow has faced.

The opening kickoff hit the crossbar, bounced back in the field of play, and died right on the 20 yard line for the most unusual touchback of the year. Pittsburgh soon faced 3rd and 3 at their own 27, and Ben Roethlisberger hit heath Miller for 8 and then again deep for a 33 yard gain to the Denver 32. The defense held after that, and a Shawn Suisham 45 yard field goal had the Steelers up 3-0.

Later in the quarter Pittsburgh took over at their own 33. Roethlisberger hit Miller for 7 and Redman ran for 6, 9, and 2 on 3rd and 1. On 3rd and 1 from the Denver 34, Redman gained 13. Again the defense held and Suisham hit from 38 to have the Steelers leading 6-0 after the opening quarter.

After a first quarter as lifeless as their last 3 games, the Broncos began the second quarter facing 3rd and 12 from their own 18. Tim Tebow went deep to Thomas for a 51 yard gain and then went deep again to Eddie Royal for a 30 yard touchdown. Denver had only 8 yards of offense in the first quarter but 2 plays now had them up 7-6.

After a touchback Roethlisberger went deep to Mike Wallace for a 50 yard gain. Yet Jon Fox challenged the completion and the call was reversed incomplete. 3 straight incompletions meant a punt and Denver taking over from their own 27. Tebow went deep to Thomas again, this time for a 58 yard gain. Tebow then took a draw play up the middle for an  yard touchdown as the Broncos led 14-6.

Big Ben was getting pounded by the Denver’s defense, and his ankle injury was reaggravated. He stayed in the game, but was immobile from a running standpoint.
On 3rd and 16 from their 14, Roethlisberger was intercepted by Quentin Carter, who returned it 9 yards to the 18. A questionable roughing the passer call after a hit on Tebow meant 1st and goal at the 9. On 3rd and goal at the 2 Tebow fired incomplete. Jon Fox took no chances, and Matt Prater hit the 21 yarder to make it 17-6 Broncos midway through the second quarter.

Denver got it back at their own 31 with 5 minutes left in the half. Tebow went deep to Fells for a 40 yard gain. Willis McGahee added 13 to the Pittsburgh 11. Yet again there would be  defensive stand as Prater hit a 28 yarder. The Denver crowd roared with approval as the underdog Broncos led 20-6. Tebow had only 5 completions in the first half, but they were bombs adding up to 185 yards passing. Pittsburgh had one minute to work with and moved from their 20 to a 3rd and 4 at the Denver 32. With 39 seconds left and Roethlisberger in the shotgun, a high snap over his head meant a 23 yard loss to end the half.

In the third quarter Denver moved largely on the ground from their 20 to a 3rd and 5 at the Pittsburgh 40. Willis McGahee got the wildcat snap and gained only 2 yards. On 4th and 3 from the 38, Jon Fox decided against going for it or trying the 56 yard field goal. He punted, and Pittsburgh took over at their own 13. on 3rd an 3 Roethlisberger hit Brown for just enough.On 3rd and 10 from their 23, Big Ben hit Emanuel Sanders for 18. Brown ran for another 18. On 3rd and 2 from the 33, Redman burst up the middle for a 32 yard gain. Wallace got the final yard as the Steelers crept to within 20-13.

Denver began at their own 20 with 4 1/2 minutes left in the third quarter. On 2nd and 8, a defensive pass interference call meant a 32 yard gain. Rebow then ran for 3, 8, and 11. On 3rd and 5 from the Pittsburgh 19, Tebow hit Lance Ball for 6 as the third quarter ended. The fourth quarter saw a critical offensive holding penalty kill another drive as another short Prater field goal from 35 yards out had the Broncos up 23-13 with 13 minutes left in regulation.

After a touchback Roethlisberger hit brown for 20 and Redman for 9. Redman then ran for 28 yards. Yet on 3rd and 6 from the Denver 19, Roethlisberger threw incomplete. Suisham hit his 3rd field goal from 37 yards as the Steelers were within 23-16 with 10 minutes left to play. From the 20, Tebow gained 10, and on 3rd and 7 from their 33, Tebow hit Thomas for 15. Yet on the next play McGahee ran for 8 yards and fumbled. Pittsburgh took over at their own 45 midway through the fourth quarter.

On 3rd and 1 from the Denver 46, Redman gained 4. Redman gained 4 and Roethlisberger gained 6. Redman added 5. Roethlisberger then went deep to Jerricho Cotchery, was belted by 2 defenders yet somehow held on to the ball for the touchdown. With 4 minutes left the game was tied 23-23. Now all eyes would be on Tebow and the Broncos.

From their 15, Tebow hit Fells for a 17 yard gain. Yet on 3rd and 8 from their 35, Tebow threw incomplete. Pittsburgh took over at their own 24 with 1:37 to play. A sack lost 4 yards but Roethlisberger hit Brown for 17 and Sanders for 18 as the Steelers took their second timeout with 29 seconds left at the Denver 45. Needing only a few yards for very long field goal range, Big Ben was sacked again by Elvis Dumervil and fumbled. The Steelers retained possession. On 3rd and 21, a delay of game meant 3rd and 26 from their own 39 with 12 seconds left. Roethlisberger  hit Redman for 12 to the Denver 49. Mike Tomlin decided against a 67 yard field goal try and Big Ben came in for the secular Hail Mary named after him. He was sacked for a 15 yard loss and the game went into overtime.

This was the very first overtime game with new rules. Overtime used to always be sudden death. If the defense scores a touchdown the game ends immediately. If the offense starting scores a touchdown, the game is over. Yet if the starting offense only kicks a field goal, the other team gets one shot with the ball. If they tie it, then the next score wins. These rules only apply in the playoffs. This changed was enacted after the Saints beat the Vikings 2 years ago in a very controversial NFC Title Game, and some have considered the change a consolation prize to Brett Favre. Anyway, Denver won the toss and elected to receive.

The old rules never had to apply in what would be the shortest overtime game in NFL history. From the 20, Tebow went deep to Thomas, who stiff-armed a defender at midfield and raced down the sidelines for an 80 yard touchdown. After one play and 11 seconds, the game was over and Denver had the shocking upset. Let the record show that Tebow won the game with a long touchdown pass. Mike Tomlin and the Steelers would not get their expected third game with Baltimore. Instead, Denver would be traveling to New England.

In 1984, the 13-3 Broncos lost in the playoffs at home to the 9-7 Steelers. In 1997 the Steelers had home field throughout the playoffs and lost in the AFC Title Game to the Broncos 24-21. Both of those games saw John Elway at the helm for Denver. In 2005, they met again in the AFC Title Game, this time in Denver. Ben Roethlisberger led a Pittsburgh throttling 34-13. Finally the home team won. Roethlisberger was 22 of 40 for 289 yards, one touchdown, and one interception. Tim Tebow threw only 21 passes, completing 10 of them. That was enough for 316 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 0 interceptions. Tebowmania continues. 29-23 Broncos, OT

The Divisional round games are now set:

AFC:

# 6 Denver Broncos @ # 1 New England Patriots

# 3 Houston Texans @ # 2 Baltimore Ravens

NFC:

# 4 New York Giants @ # 1 Green Bay Packers

# 3 New Orleans Saints @ # 2 San Francisco 49ers

eric

What I am REALLY thankful for this Thanksgiving

Thursday, November 24th, 2011

“Until I met a blind man, who taught me how to see…

A blind man, who could change night into day…

and if I can, I’ll make you come with me…

Here comes the sun, and will be chasing all the clouds away.”

That Aerosmith song reminds me that this Thanksgiving, there is one thing I am REALLY thankful for this Thanksgiving.

I could offer a bunch of cliches that are as sincere as they are repeated. I could say how thankful I am to be a free American in the greatest nation in the history of mankind. I could be thankful for our troops, and for how much I honor them.

All of that is true, but many people feel that way, as they should.

I could give in to my sophomoric side and thank any Republican brunette or Jewish brunette for letting me play with their yummy bouncies. For the ones who were Republican and Jewish, the gratitude will never be enough. They were fantastic.

I could celebrate sloth, not an honorable thing to do. I mean who doesn’t like watching 10 straight hours of football and gorging on food? Most people I know are normal.

I am thankful that somebody wrote a brilliant column about the 32 rules for playing family touch football on Thanksgiving Day.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204531404577050370294096452.html?fb_ref=wsj_share_FB_bot&fb_source=profile_oneline

Yet what I am really thankful for on Thanksgiving is something some people do not have.

I can see. I have the gift of full sight.

I have never been legally blind, but my poor eyesight has required glasses. I had to wear them since I was a kid, and I never liked them. They get broken, they get lost, they need to be updated, they fall out of fashion. I never tried contacts, but glasses were just a hassle.

A few months ago I had LASIK eye surgery. Thank almighty God, it worked.

I remember waking up the day after the surgery, looking around, and realizing that I could see everything crystal clearly.

I even work it into my speeches.

“What do you call a man named Eric who can see everything crystal clearly? Well you don’t call him Attorney General.”

Sometimes when I lose perspective I look out my condo window. Things that were far away are now closer.

In a few years I will need reading glasses, but for now I enjoy just having the full gift of sight I have not had since I was in fourth grade.

Thank you God. You created a beautiful world. I am so happy to see it in all its wonder.

To those who are blind, may God restore your sight.

To those who can see, love life.

Happy Thanksgiving.

eric

11/11/11–Happy Veterans Day

Friday, November 11th, 2011

On 11-11-11, today is the day where America celebrates its veterans.

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/tygrrrr-express/2011/nov/11/111111-god-bless-our-veterans/

God bless America. God bless our troops, and veterans everywhere.

Thank you. Thank you, and welcome home.

eric

Soldiers We Must Support

Sunday, May 15th, 2011

On April 30th, in Dayton, Ohio, I attended and spoke at a rally for American soldiers who have been imprisoned by our own government simply for doing their jobs. Rick Amato of KCBQ emceed this event.

We need to stop fighting politically correct sensitive wars. If war is going to be waged, the purpose is to win. War is hell, and can lead to the ugliness inside every human soul. Our soldiers follow orders straight from the top. Those who obey the law should be treated as heroes, not criminals.

So here are links to the soldiers and others taking part in helping them. I met the parents of some of these soldiers. They love America, and are heartbroken that the country they love, protect, and defend has turned their backs on their children.

Do your part. Help these soldiers and those helping them.

http://www.pfcdavidlawrence.com

http://www.pfcandrewholmes.com

http://unitedpatriots.org/warrior-fund

http://www.coreyclagett.com

http://www.supportmilitaryworkingdogs.org

http://www.rb-portraits.com

http://www.ceeogs.com

http://www.nationalwarfighter.org

http://www.sgtdunson.com

http://www.michaeljmaxim.com

http://www.authorgarywilliams.net

http://www.sealofhonor.com

http://www.crestcraft.com

Timothy C. Parlatore, Esq (website coming soon)

http://angelsinsadrcity.com

http://www.awarriorwish.org

http://amatotalk.com

May God bless all of our troops, and may none of them ever be forgotten.

eric

Osama Bin Laden Killed–Where are the photos?

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

Barack Obama gave an order to have Osama Bin Laden killed. Navy Seals executed the mission flawlessly.

Yet as is the case with so many missions, it is events afterward that can vex us.

Bin Laden was shot in the eye and killed. He was given the Muslim equivalent of a Viking funeral and removed from the Earth forever.

Yet one question still remains.

Where are the photos?

Do I believe that Barack Obama lied to the American people to distract us from domestic worries? Is this all one big conspiracy? Is Osama Bin Laden alive and well hiding in an Amish community in Pennsylvania?

No. Of course not.

The question then morphs.

Why are the photos not being released?

Some will argue that Mr. Obama has some very difficult decisions to make regarding these photos.

Will releasing the photos make matters worse? Will it make America and the world more or less safe? Are they too gruesome for people to see? Is there a national security reason the photos must stay hidden?

The problem with using the “difficult decision” argument is that Mr. Obama and his team had months to think about this.

People pilloried George W. Bush for “winning the war but being unprepared to win the peace.” He was ridiculed when he said that being President was “hard work.”

Well it is hard work. Yet Mr. Obama must have had this discussion with his advisers.

The “too gruesome” argument is very weak. Americans have seen photos of 9/11, JFK being shot, and Holocaust atrocities. We are adults. We can handle it. It is not the government’s job to decide what we can and cannot stomach. News reporters can warn parents to have their children leave the room. Then parents can decide what to do next.

National security is a valid consideration. Yet the problem is not that Mr. Obama is making an argument we may disagree with. The real problem is that he is not making an argument either way.

Forget the conspiracy nuts. Mr. Obama is never going to satisfy people who believe that his birth certificate would prove that Darth Vader was his father and Osama Bin Laden his mother.

Most people know that President Obama did a good job getting Bin Laden killed. Yet they want closure. We may not want to see the evidence, but many of us need to see it.

Jack Nicholson as Colonel Nathan R. Jessup bellowed “You can’t handle the truth.”
To quote Barack Obama, on this issue, “Yes, we can.”

Mr. Obama does have a reputation for being paternalistic. He does believe in the nanny state where the government knows what is best for us. If that is at play here, then he needs to understand that this is another example where he does not get to decide.

This is admittedly speculation, but if President Obama will not talk to us, then speculation is all that exists.

I have always been a supporter of presidential secrecy when appropriate. Presidents should have wide latitude to conceal things if disclosure would put the nation at risk.

If the issue is one of fear of inflaming the Muslim world, he needs to say this. This argument would be a weak one, but it is impossible to even consider a counter-argument when the initial argument is unknown.

The explanation may be completely reasonable. There could be something in the photos that must stay hidden. President Obama would not need to state specific details, but a general explanation must be forthcoming.

This issue of the photos is not going away. No amount of reality television, Royal weddings, or sporting events will end this conversation. This is about one of the most evil men the world has ever known. Unlike Japanese Earthquakes or even Libyan kinetic conflicts, this is not just a story. It is “the” story.

Mr. Obama must level with America, and he must do so quickly.

We need to either see the photos or be given the mother of all explanations as to why this will not happen.

In a world of Facebook, Twitter, DNA, and Wikileaks, nothing stays hidden forever. If the photos leak out instead of being released by the President, it would damage him and perhaps the country as well.

Mr. Obama, this cannot be delayed any longer. Release the photos and give Americans full closure.

At the very least, talk to us. Look us in the eye. You are known for talking. Sometimes your critics maintain you talk too much and do too little. This time you acted bravely and were rewarded for your boldness with a successful mission.

You did the hard part. Now do the easy part. Start talking sir. It is the right thing to do.

eric

Osama Bin Laden Killed–What was done wrong

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

Yesterday I analyzed what went right with regards to the killing of Osama Bin Laden. Today I will look at what either went wrong, or has the potential to be very wrong.

First let me again state that President Obama did virtually everything right with regards to the mission. Conservatives can praise him because we are not motivated by blind hatred of the man. The left should try this approach with George W. Bush and see if they can upgrade him to human status. If they cannot find anything positive thing to say about him regarding the War on Terror, then they need to look inward and see how far down in the depths they have sunk.

Both Mr. Bush and Mr. Obama contributed to the killing of Bin Laden. Only hyper-partisans would deny this.

Now while Mr. Obama got much right, there are some concerns.

He needs to release the photos showing a dead Bin Laden. I can understand waiting a couple of days so as not to spoil the initial jubilation. Yet unless there is proof that Osama’s death certificate was swapped with Osama’s birth certificate and both were secretly born in Israel to Orthodox Jews, what is the delay? If Mr. Obama has a national security reason, he should tell us what he can without compromising sensitive information. The photos may be gruesome, but we need to see them.

No, I do not think the death was faked and that Bin Laden is playing shuffleboard on a cruise ship near Palm Beach. So just release the pictures.

One area of criticism with Mr. Obama I am going to dial down is his lack of graciousness with Mr. Bush. He was totally right to call Mr. Bush after the mission was completed before the general public knew. Yet he was wrong to not be more gracious toward Mr. Bush in his nine minute speech to the nation.

I am dialing down this criticism because Mr. Obama did call Mr. Bush again and invite him to participate in a ceremony on Thursday at Ground Zero. Thursday, May 5th is the National Day of Prayer. I want to see in the coming months if Mr. Obama can finally put his animosity toward Mr. Bush aside. It would actually raise his own standing if he did, and disarm his conservative critics on the issue. Time will tell.

What Mr. Obama may get wrong regarding Bin Laden is that so far there is no hint that he will use this successful operation as a precedent. He could kill Khadafi in Libya and Assad in Syria tomorrow, and be totally justified in doing so. He should repeal the executive order banning the targeted killings of foreign leaders.

Syria is a tougher case to make because they did not directly attack the United States. Mr. Obama could simply watch Benjamin Netanyahu do the deed from Israel and then stay silent. Getting out of the way is good enough. George W. Bush gave Ariel Sharon a virtually free hand in dealing with Arafat, and this was proper.

Libya should have been carpet-bombed every day since Reagan did it in 1986. Khadafi did murder Americans over Lockerbie, Scotland. There is no statute of limitations on murder. Mr. Obama has every right to take out Khadafi, and he should do it. His reasons for killing Bin Laden apply very well to Khadafi.

Another thing that Mr. Obama is definitely getting wrong is his refusal to acknowledge that the George W. Bush War on Terror policies are right. They absolutely must be kept in place. Karl Rove labeled seven things that the Bush Administration did.

1.) Al Qaeda were treated as enemy combatants, not common criminals.

2.) Rendition.

3.) Enhanced interrogation techniques. They are not torture. (John McCain is a hero. That does not automatically make it unpatriotic to disagree with him on this issue.)

4.) Military tribunals. No more civilian trials for terrorists.

5.) Guantanamo Bay.

6.) Donald Rumsfeld transforming the military.

7.) Intelligence reform. The Chinese walls set up by Clinton appointee Jamie Gorelick had to come down.

Mr. Obama cannot have it both ways. He cannot take credit for killing Mr. Bin Laden while disavowing the Bush policies that allowed for the process to get to the final stage.

Congressman Peter King stated that waterboarding of Khalid Sheik Mohammed absolutely was use dto obtain the nickname of a courier who Bin Laden trusted. Even the liberal Washington Post back Congressman King.

Liberal radio host Alan Colmes appeared as a guest of  Bill O’Reilly and piously declared that Donald Rumsfeld disputed the claim made by Mr. King. Yet one hour later, Rumsfeld told Sean Hannity that he never said that. What he said was that nobody was waterboarded at Gitmo. People were waterboarded and then later brought to Gitmo. This is a far cry from saying waterboarding did not yield the intelligence information. Mr. Rumsfeld absolutely backed Mr. King, and Mr. Colmes should admit he screwed up. As Warner Wolf used to say, “Let’s go to the videotape.”

Mr. Obama has to know deep down that coercive interrogation methods cannot be ruled out. Therefore, he should not allow liberal ideology to get in the way of sound policy. He must continue these policies.

He got the Bin Laden killing right because policies set up by Mr. Bush did not handcuff him. Yet Mr. Obama has handcuffed himself over the past couple of years, resulting in the dreadful decision to initially have KSM receive a trial in New York. This political correctness has led to Fort Hood, the Christmas Day Bomber, and other plots that were total security failures. Dumb blind luck prevented tragedy in some cases.

As for American liberals, they are as hypocritical as ever on this issue. They have two options. They can call for Mr. Obama to be impeached for war crimes (an idiotic idea). Or they can admit that sometimes presidents need to take drastic measures to save American lives. Even better, they could choose a “third way” and just say that everything in life is acceptable as long as a liberal is doing it, while conservatives are evil for doing the same things. Heck, the left does this now.

Politics used to stop at the water’s edge. Now it only does when conservatives are defending liberal presidents. The favor is never returned as conservative presidents get accused by liberal leaders of war crimes.

The lazy liberal slobs in the media must ask Mr. Obama exactly what he plans to do regarding these policies. He must give clear answers. He must not be allowed to take a victory lap while placing us at future risk.

Mr. Obama and liberals have also gotten wrong the attitude of the Arab Muslim world in the Middle East. Bin Laden is dead. They are showing zero gratitude. Apparently Barack Obama and George W. Bush are the same to them. American liberals may wish to pretend to grasp this. We need to stop kissing backsides and start kicking them. The George W. Bush “boot up their @ss” strategy is the right way.

Mr. Obama and liberals continue to be clueless about the attitude of the Palesimians. Hamas is yelling for revenge.  That is a declaration of war. Obliterate all of the Hamas leadership now. Kill them all and let God declare them his worst mistake. There is no reason a single Hamas leader should be among the living right now. They are the same savages who handed out candy after 9/11.

Other people who got things wrong were useless, harmless, but still worthy of derision.

The American Indian community complained that the CIA used the code name “Geronimo” for Bin Laden. They are offended. I am offended that they would focus on utter stupidity. I am not interested in their feelings on this one. Let them name a newborn son “CIA Cracker” and call it even. I have nothing against American Indians. I loathe political correctness. Perhaps the American military should no longer defend them since soldiers yell “Geronimo” when jumping out of planes. I am more worried about those trying to blow up planes. American Indians know about being killed. They should focus on preserving life.

Priests who criticized those for “excessive celebrations” should become NFL referees and ruin that as well. The jubilation was totally appropriate. Celebrating justice is not celebrating murder.

Mr. Obama will see his deserved bounce in the polls evaporate in a couple of weeks when the glow fades. This happens to all presidents. Mr. Obama, contrary to MSNBC reports, is mortal.

Lastly, American liberals need to stop babbling about coming together and civility until they truly learn to mean it. George W. Bush loyally served his country. He was not a liar, warmonger, murderer, war criminal, or traitor. Those claiming he is are beyond the ability to engage in reasonable dialogue.

I am obsessed with combatting ideological bigotry, and the death of Bin Laden is another opportunity for leftists and Islamists to stop despising conservative Republicans and Judeo-Christian Westerners respectively.

When a liberal is told that the right rallied behind Obama while the left will not to this day, do that for Bush, the left has their simple, snide, smug answer.

“Mr. Obama deserves the praise. Mr. Bush deserves the scorn.”

After all, anybody disagreeing with this is either evil or an imbecile.

If the left does not give Mr. Bush his due, they will be the worst of all possible people. They will benefit from his actions while disavowing them simultaneously.

In a situation where much was done right, this is the biggest wrong. If the left ever decides to let policy trump politics, we will all benefit.

eric

Osama Bin Laden Killed–What was done right

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

Osama Bin Laden was killed by Navy Seals. That is the descriptive narrative. Now for some serious analysis.

Today I will look at what was done right and tomorrow what was either done wrong or could be a problem going forward.

The good news is that a lot went right. I can honestly say that with regards to President Obama handling this situation…I am genuinely proud of him.

Again, well done Mr. Obama. Good job sir. Let’s not sugarcoat this. Excellent job sir. Big thumbs up.

Mr. Obama took a bold gamble. He could have just dropped bombs and been done with it. Yet he insisted on us being able to identify the remains of Bin Laden to ward off conspiracy theorists. Had this bold gamble failed, I would not have ripped into him. Had it failed and he blamed everybody else, then I absolutely would have unloaded.

He deserves full credit for making a tough decision and getting it right. Virtually every criticism I have had of him on other issues disappeared on this issue. He showed real leadership. He was presidential.

Some on the right will say that the real credit goes to the Navy Seals, and not Mr. Obama. Wrong. I excoriated liberals for years when they would say they were glad Saddam was gone and supported the troops, but gave George W. Bush zero credit. I said then that you cannot praise a successful military action without giving credit to the man making the final decision. The Navy Seals are phenomenal, but Mr. Obama did the right thing in dispatching them the way he did. He has my appreciation for this.

Another thing Mr. Obama got right was the order to kill Bin Laden and not capture him. The notion of a debate on where to hold a trial like we faced with Khalid Sheik Mohammed would have been a nightmare. Bin Laden is dead. Problem solved. Again, I credit Mr. Obama for clearly getting this thought process right.

For those criticizing the decision to quickly dispatch of the body with a funeral according to Muslim law, let it go. As much fun as it is to be jingiostic (yes, I mean me too) and say that we should douse him in bacon grease and force other Al Qaeda members to eat him, that is not the right answer. Normally when the issue of inflaming the Arab world is brought up, I point out that they are born angry and die that way anyway, so nobody should care.

This time we should care. For those who read “The Iliad” by Homer, the vivid imagery of Achilles dragging Hector’s body all around until the gods had had enough applies here. We got him. We killed him. He’s buried. Leave it alone. A protracted argument over what to do with the body would be almost as bad as that type of debate over a trial. Mr. Obama got this one right.

Mr. Obama acted unilaterally. He did not seek permission or even discuss the matter with the United Nations, our allies, Pakistan, or even members of congress. I have always supported presidential prerogative in the name of national security, and that stance will not only be when Republicans are in the White House.

New York Congressman Peter King was asked if he was upset about not being consulted. He sincerely said he was fine with being left in the dark, because sometimes the presidency requires secrecy. Congressmen simply cannot keep their d@mn mouths shut. The only thing worse is telling a member of the media to keep quiet.

Mr. Obama had every right to handle this without consulting others, since he takes the blame if it fails. Had it been George W. Bush, liberals would have been screaming bloody murder. Nevertheless, my stand is consistent.

As for Pakistan, let them complain about their “sovereignty.” Too d@mn bad. They were hiding a mass murderer off Americans, and an American President has an obligation to the American people, nobody else. This is not “cowboy diplomacy.” It is high time the left stopped trying to be “neutral” when every other nation defends their own. Again, Mr. Obama got it totally right.

I also thank Mr. Obama for having the decency to call President Bush and Congressman King before the news leaked (another reason to justify secrecy….a “precious few” were told what transpired, and it leaked quickly). Had Mr. Bush not gotten such a call, it would have been very rude. I am glad Mr. Obama got this right.

Even Hillary Clinton got it right. Yes, I concede this with shock, but it is true.

Normally I say that her entire job is to issue meaningless blather. She does it well. Yet this one time, she issued “good” meaningless blather.

She went on television and said that Pakistan cooperated with the situation. This is nonsense. They certainly have not been as faithful as they could have been.

Yet as Sir Charles of Krauthammer points out, “The whole point of diplomacy is to lie.”

So if Hillary’s remarks were full of bunk and everybody knows this, why were they good?

To publicly call out Pakistan would have been a gigantic mistake. She was not speaking to Americans. She was stroking the egos of the Pakistanis. This is another example of where inflaming a situation serves no purpose (it often does). Yes, even a Neocon myself will concede that every once in awhile, diplomacy is not completely useless. Many situation require a battering ram. This was a rare occasion where finesse was appropriate. Hillary was insincere, and it was proper for her to be this way.

If praising Hillary leaves me shocked, then I am downright stunned over my having to praise the college students who assembled outside the White House and the people who gathered in Times Square.

While there were one or two people in the crowd with Obama signs, the bulk of the people simply waived American flags. I would have been outraged had they been chanting “Yes, we can.” Instead they chanted “USA,” which is what we chanted on 9/11. In the days following 9/11, people were not embracing George W. Bush simply for being a conservative Republican. In 2011 Mr. Obama has received far too much praise by liberals simply for being one. Yet for the most part, these demonstrations were apolitical. These college students were not dopey. They were dignified. Even though they were very young when 9/11 happened, this should not take away from their patriotism. It is far too rare, but this was a great display by those who congregated.

As for the CIA, let’s give them some credit. The often maligned agency was brilliant this time. This was intelligence gathering and espionage at its finest.

Lastly, a several minute discussion moderated by Bill O’Reilly was brilliant because the two panelists were a pair of the biggest military intellectual heavyweights in the country. Colonels Ralph Peters and David Hunt offered a fascinating discussion that should be mandatory viewing for everybody.

Colonel Peters brought up the Obama version of the helicopter that malfunctioned. Apparently our Seals destroyed it to prevent Bin Laden and his henchmen from gleaming any intelligence information from it.

Peters offered a theory that while unprovable, was still provocative and yet also reasonable. He speculated that Bin Laden and his men were already dead when that helicopter malfunctioned. He posed the idea that the Seals destroyed it to prevent the Pakistanis from getting any information about it. If they did, the Pakistanis would sell it to the Chinese, who would just steal another American technology like they steal virtually everything else we do. This is just a theory, but interesting nonetheless.

Colonel Hunt explained why the hovering of a chopper overhead would not tip off Bin Laden to flee. Given that his compound was 35 miles from a major military base, choppers overhead were a frequent occurrence. Our Seals spent weeks training how to simulate the exact flight patters of a friendly helicopter. Bin Laden most likely thought the chopper was protecting him right up until the moment that he saw the Seals and realized what had happened. As Mr. Hunt pointed out, by keeping Bin Laden near a military base to hide him in plain sight, this time the Pakistanis “outsmarted themselves.”

Both Colonel Hunt and Colonel Peters are brilliant (Full disclosure: Colonel Peters endorsed my second book. I admired him long before he did. I have zero connection to Mr. Hunt.). Mr. O’Reilly gave them wide latitude, and this made for journalism at its finest.

There is plenty of time for armchair quarterbacking, and tomorrow will focus on some things that are not so right. Yet much more was right than was wrong.

I would also like to Thank George W. Bush. He was totally right, in keeping with his character, of not overshadowing Mr. Obama this week. Mr. Obama has every right to take a victory lap, provided it is not an 18 month victory lap. A couple of days is fine.

Those cautioning that we have more work to do are also very smart to say this. We cannot get complacent.

Yet back to Mr. Bush, his hard work throughout his presidency cannot and should not be discounted just because those on the left despise him. It is time that they stop beating the daylights out of him and just admit that disagreements aside, he genuinely cared about protecting All Americans.

The Global War on Terror was the right thing to do, and Mr. Bush was always more interested in getting good results rather than who got the credit. To this day he still refuses to take credit for things he should get praise for. Credit is not a finite pie. So if conservatives can be gracious and magnanimous enough to praise Mr. Obama for finishing something important, liberals can show equal humanity by crediting Mr. Bush and his administration for starting the process and doing much of the legwork.

If that were to happen, then all this talk about “coming together” like we did after 9/11 really would be sincere. For all of us as individuals and collectively as a nation, that would be the most right thing in all of this.

God bless the USA.

eric

Osama Bin Laden killed by Americans

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

Justice was done.

Osama Bin Laden was killed by Americans nearly ten years after murdering 3,000 innocent Americans.

I am born in Brooklyn and raised on Long Island. I live in Los Angeles but will always be a New Yorker.

My country and my state were attacked. My fellow New Yorkers were executed in an act of pure evil.

Finally, justice was done.

Today is not a day for political score keeping. There will be plenty of time for dissecting every ounce of this situation.

Right now I just want the despots all over the world to remember what President George W. Bush said.

September 14, 2011…”I hear you, the rest of the world hears you, and pretty soon the people who knocked down these buildings will hear from all of us!”

September 20, 2011…”We will not falter, and we will not fail.”

The entire world was put on notice. Either you were with us or against us.

We had victories along the way. We captured Khalid Sheik Mohammed. We captured Saddam Hussein. We killed Zarquai.

With help from Israel, Sheik Yassin and his successor Rantisi were taken out.

Yet the big prize eluded us.

Osama Bin Laden may be less important from a strategic standpoint than Mohammed. KSM was the actual mastermind of the planning of 9/11. Yet from a psychological standpoint, getting Bin Laden does matter.

So let me put aside partisan politics and say it.

Well done Mr. Obama. Good job sir.

As for the men who carried out the orders, thank God for these brave men. When politicians of all stripes let our soldiers do their jobs, the job gets done and it gets done right.

Bin Laden was the target of a strike but that did not kill him.

A firefight ensued. Bin Laden was shot in the head facing his enemy.

Most importantly, reports have it that an American killed him.

The cooperation behind the scenes with Pakistan was important.

Reports are coming fast and furious, and I have decided to hold off until we know much more.

It is not about being first. It is about getting it right.

Thanks to actionable intelligence and brilliant military precision, the attack on Bin Laden was swift, severe, and fatal.

None of this will bring back the lives we lost. It will not end the War on Terror.

Yet it is absolutely a cause for celebration.

So to all the despots of the world, just know that America never rests until the job is done.

You can hide in caves, but eventually we will find you.

You will not have an ounce of rest until we end your days permanently.

An attack on one American is an attack on all of us.

For a decade, every single day at some point 9/11 was in my thoughts.

As President Bush said, some people went back to normal. I never did.

There is so much more work to do, but this does call for a peaceful night of sleep for anyone capable of feeling that peace.

Osama Bin Laden is burning in hell.

Best of all, it was American skill, steel, and resolve that put him there.

This was not vengeance. It was justice.

Justice was done.

Now to get every single last murderous Islamofascist zealot until the children born today can sleep at night without the pain we felt on 9/11.

Until that day…

God bless the USA.

eric

Osama Bin Laden Killed–Inappropriate remarks

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

Osama Bin Laden was killed.

Here are some totally inappropriate remarks. I don’t want to say them, but I would never forgive myself if I thought them and somebody said them before me.

Bin Laden is now burning in hell with his 72 Helen Thomases.

Finally, something to shift coverage away from the Royal Wedding.

The news of Bin Laden’s death was not released until after the Celebrity Apprentice episode had concluded. Donald Trump is that powerful. Conspiracy people, have at that one.

Geraldo Rivera accidentally said that Obama had been killed. Apparently Geraldo failed to report that the president perished by tripping and falling in Al Capone’s vaults.

The most insensitive joke in history comes not from me, but from Gilbert Gottfried 10 years ago. He waited a few weeks after 9/11, so his timing was good.

“I had an Al Qaeda nickname in junior high school. I was known as ‘Nevah Been Laidin'”

More insensitive remarks will be added as they come to me.

For now, justice has been done and the world is a better place today.

God bless the USA.

eric

A Dollar to Care

Saturday, April 30th, 2011

I am speaking today at this all day concert for wounded soldiers.

http://www.adollartocare.org/corporate-contributors/armed-forces-family-aid-concert-april-30-2011/

eric aka the Tygrrrr Express