Archive for December, 2009

Hanukkah Night 1–San Diego Bound

Friday, December 11th, 2009

The Tygrrrr Express is pulling out of the Los Angeles station and is San Diego bound for the first night of Hanukkah.

This morning I speak to the Fallbrook Republican Women’s Federated, and tonight I have Hanukkah on the beach at Pacific Beach in San Diego.

So how does one blog and cover the news while on the road? The same way as always…badly and cavalierly.

So while I may detest environmentalists, and want Prius drivers to become an endangered species, I do believe in recycling when it comes to my columns.

So celebrate the festival of lights, where the second coming of Judah Maccabee is Paul Wolfowitz. You see, we recycled that joke from yesterday.

My friend pointed out that since Mccabee means “hammer,” we can now call the brightest man on Earth Sir Charles of KrautMaccabee, or as mere mortals know him in English, Sir Charles of Krauthammer.

Having said that…

Happy Chaka Khan!

What can I say? For those who do not celebrate this lovely holiday, “I feel for you.” For those who truly want good things in life, the world truly does need “higher love.”

As the Hebrews get ready to celebrate the festival of lights, I shall use the next 8 days to either expand or drive away my audience, depending on any number of factors.

Both spellings of the holiday have 8 letters, so if you add a C, you subtract a K. It is Chanukah or Hanukkah.

First, let’s dispel some myths. People like to pass on beautiful stories of miracles. People hear that the Jewish fighters only had enough oil for one day, and miracle of miracles, the oil magically lasted for 8 days. For those of you with small children, have them leave the room so some hard truths can be discussed.

Santa Claus is not real, Palestinians are an invented fictional people, the secret formula for Coca Cola is (redacted), and the person who shot JFK was (redacted). Oh, and this oil lasting for 8 days is a bunch of mularkey.

So what is Hanukkah? Folks, Hanukkah is my favorite holiday because it is the Jewish version of July 4th. It is a Neocon’s fantasy. As a Neocon, I never get tired of the true story of Hanukkah. We fought some Greeks in battle, and b*tchslapped them. That’s it. People think of the Jewish people as constantly suffering and weak. Actually, our history has been our military strength. I have nothing against the Greek people of today, but back then they were the bad guys. They destroyed the first Holy Temple, but we took care of them. Gorgias? Get out of here! Nicanor? Knock it off!

We royally smacked them around, and they have not been a power since. We are still here. For those that are troubled by this…deal with it.

Yet the actual celebration of Hanukkah is a tad bittersweet for those that are educated about this holiday. We as Jews won the battle but lost the war.

What I mean by this is that there was a major difference between how the Jews and the Greeks celebrated their holidays. Greeks celebrated holidays created in the wake of their military victories, which were many. Jewish tradition was to not name holidays after military successes. We did not glorify blood triumphs.

The Greeks wanted Jews to assimilate, or they would kill us. Thankfully we never had to face that threat again. Just kidding. Jews were fighting for the right to remain independently Jewish, without forced assimilation into Greek culture. So after Judah Maccabbee and his brothers helped the people of Israel crush the Greeks in battle, the first thing they did was hoist a flag of victory and declare this military victory a Jewish holiday. So after fighting for the right to prevent assimilation, we adopted a Greek tradition we were against. To this day, some would argue that what Hitler failed to do to the Jews, we do to ourselves through a 52% intermarriage rate.

Cynical people would say that we broke the war rule because we were so used to losing that even we were shocked to have won, and were concerned we may never win anything again. These people can (x-rated, redacted) themselves. Others say that we needed to adopt different traditions to give us flexibility in the future so that we would face less internal conflict when Jewish teenagers needed a historical justification for skirt-hiking and balling Roman Catholic teenage girls. Actually, only I say that, but I am right.

The bottom line is Hanukkah, while my favorite holiday, is the least important holiday in the Jewish calendar. It is an excuse to party for 8 days, or 14 days if you count pre and post Hanukkah parties. The only reason Hanukkah gets any attention is because it occurs around the same time as Christmas.

Briefly returning to the Neocon aspect of this holiday, the true lesson of Hanukkah is a political one that the 70-80% of Jews that like to sing Kumbaya with those that hate our guts would do well to heed. The lesson of Hanukkah is simple. Force works. There is no dialogue or negotiation with those that refuse to recognize your right to exist. Survival is not pretty. It often involves spilling large amount of blood. When your enemy is on their knees with their face bleeding, negotiation is possible.

The other lesson that comes from the Jews during this time is the idea of mercy. We did not rape the Greek women, chop heads and limbs off, enslave their people, or indiscriminately engage in deliberate cruelty. We defended ourselves. In keeping with the values that unite Jews and Americans to this day, both remain a people that use their power for noble and good purposes. America through its economic and military power, and American Jews through their sense of justice, help feed, clothe, protect, and defend others all around the word, many of whom are neither Jewish nor American.

Hanukkah is a celebration of serious life saving accomplishments, but it is also a lighthearted holiday filled with food, alcohol, and candle lighting ceremonies around the world. Life for the Hebrew people has had much darkness, but for the next 8 nights there is only light.

So as I light candles and hope that a certain young Republican Hebrew brunette will show up at my door wearing a blue and white Hanukkah bow…and only a Hanukkah bow (negotiations are ongoing)…I look forward to the next 8 nights.

Happy Hanukkah everybody! Shalom!

eric

Hanukkah 2009–8 Crazy Nights in 8 Cities

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

The Tygrrrr Express is ready to celebrate the great Neocon holiday of Hanukkah.

http://www.grossepointenews.com/Articles-i-2009-12-10-240784.112112_Hanukkah_notes_military_victory.html

Hanukkah 2009 officially begins at sundown of Friday, June 11th of 2009, ending at Sundown of Saturday, June 19th. Given that Ramadan is 30 days and Christmas is 60 days from just after Halloween to the beginning of 2010, expanding the holiday from 8 to 10 days in terms of blogging is more than appropriate.

I will have wall to wall Hanukkah coverage interspersed with real news.

Those complaining probably are at home watching endless coverage of some golfer.

He is not Jewish, and therefore irrelevant to Hanukkah and the Tygrrrr Express until December 20th at the earliest.

So for those that want to hop on board the Tygrrrr Express Hanukkah train, here are the various stops I will be at.

If I had one and only one regret, it is that none of the cities I will be in for Hanukkah will be Miami.

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/03/miami-will-smith-is-100-right/

If there was ever a city to have a Republican Jewish brunette show up at my home covered in only a blue and white Hanukkah bow, Miami would be it. At least I will be there for Spring Break in March.

Even without Miami and scantily clad bow bunnies, there is fun to be had across America.

Pre-Hanukkah, also known as Hanukkah day zero, Begins on the morning of Friday, December 11.

I will be driving from Los Angeles to San Diego, and speaking at the Fallbrook Republican Women’s Federated holiday party in San Diego at 10am. Fallbrook Golf Club:  2757 Gird Rd., Fallbrook, CA 92028. Please contact Stella Young for details.

Jewish holidays begin at sundown, so the nights occur before the days. Hanukkah Night 1 stars at sundown on Friday, December 11. There is nothing like a Hanukkah party on the beach. The Young Jewish Professionals of San Diego have their annual Shabbat Ocean Soiree at 7pm. Time for Hanukkah at Pacific Beach.

http://shabbatoceansoiree.eventbrite.com/?ref=eivte&invite=MjQ5NDI4L2JsYWNrdHlncnJyckBlYXJ0aGxpbmsubmV0LzE%3D%0A&utm_source=eb_email&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=invite

On Saturday, December 12, I will be speaking at the San Diego County Republican Women’s Federated Holiday Party at 2:30pm. Bahia Resort Hotel, Bahia Belle Paddlewheel, 998 West Mission Day Dr. Please contact Mari Perez for details.

Hanukkah Night 2 is a mystery. I have to make my way from San Diego to Sedona, Arizona. So if anybody knows of a really great Hanukkah party in Yuma, Arizona, count me in. I think I will sleep in Yuma because I have never been there, and it is there.

On Sunday, December 13 in the morning, I will be a guest on the Elise Richmond radio program based out of Palm Springs. I will be calling in from somewhere between San Diego and Sedona. I will be discussing 18th century Russian footwear. No, not really. I will be discussing the true meaning of Hanukkah.

Sunday, December 13–USC Chabad has its 10 year banquet. It will be in Los Angeles. I will be there in spirit.

http://chabaduscdinner.com/aboutus.aspx

On Sunday, December 13, at 2pm, I will be speaking to the Verde Valley, Arizona Republican Women’s Federated in Sedona for their annual holiday party. Please contact Joni Dahlstrom for details.

Hanukkah Night 3 has me en route from Sedona to Lake Havasu Arizona. I will be at a Hanukkah party in either of those cities, or whatever is in between. Hopefully they will have football highlights on in the backgorund since it will be NFL 2009 Week 13.

On Monday, December 14, I will be speaking to the Lake Havasu, Arizona Republican Women’s Federated at Noon. Please contact Linda Hasslen for details.

Hanukkah Night 4 will be in Lake Havasu. Finally, some certainty. I guess that means the previous night should be Sedona just to spice things up. Monday Night Football will be played as scheduled.

On Tuesday, December 15 at 7am, I will be speaking to the Lake Havasu Republican Men’s Club at their breakfast at the Golden Corral. Please contact Jim Woodyard for details.

I am not a morning person, and three events in one day will be as challenging as it is fun.

On Tuesday, December 15 at 11:30am. I will be speaking to the Colorado River Republican Women’s Federated in Mojave, Arizona at 11:30am. Please contact Susan Case for details.

Hanukkah Night 5 will occur just after I have completed my drive from Mojave County to Maricopa County, as I celebrate in Phoenix, Arizona.

On Tuesday, December 15 at 7pm, I will be speaking to the Arizona Young Republican League. Please contact Christopher Campbell for details.

The rest of Hanukkah Night 5 has me driving all the way from Phoenix to Los Angeles. After a few hours of sleep, Day 5 (remember days are after nights) has me flying from Los Angeles to San Francisco.

Hanukkah Night 6 has me in Marin County.

On Wednesday, December 16, at 6pm, I will be speaking at the Marin County GOP holiday party as the undercard for California Republican Party Vice Chairman Tom Del Beccaro. Please contact Karen Molden for details.

Thursday, December 17 begins as Hanukkah Day 6 and ends as Hanukkah Night 7. This day and night is a total mystery to me. I will either be Los Angeles, San Francisco, or San Jose. I could check and see when my flight is, but that would be boring. The bottom line is whichever city has more Republican Jewish brunettes is where I will spend my time. Actually, special Thursday editions of NFL Football will force the ladies to wait a few hours.

Friday, December 18 features Hanukkah Day 7 followed by Hanukkah Night 8 (there is a pattern here). The Simi Valley Republican Women’s Federated has their annual holiday party at the Towne Center. I will either be there, partying in Los Angeles, or laying face down somewhere sleeping, hopefully indoors.

Saturday, December 19 is the 8th and final Day of this glorious holiday. At night, it will no longer be Hanukkah. Nevertheless, for those celebrating the 9th night, I will be speaking at the Rush Limbaugh Club of Orange County at 6:30pm at their holiday party as the undercard to Congressional Candidate Mason Weaver. Please contact Joe Snyder for details.

San Diego, Yuma, Sedona, Lake Havasu, Phoenix, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and either Silicon Valley, Simi Valley, or something else.

8 Crazy Nights, and 8 crazy cities.

Beginning Eastbound and Down.

Ending flying down the highway headed west.

In a streak of black lightning, called the Tygrrrr Express.

Happy Hanukkah Day -1, or pre-Day 0.

eric

Climatological Criminality

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

The climate may or may not be warming, but the most ardent global warming proponents are now doing a slow burn themselves.

The planet may or may not be warming, but several scientists are on the verge of seeing their careers, their theories, and everything they claim to believe in go up in flames.

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/11/are-the-greeniacs-wrong/

While there is plenty to say about what appears to be climatological criminality, I am proceeding very cautiously on this one. The bottom line, in keeping with the rich (2+ years) history of this blog, is that being slow and not covering a story is more important than rushing to judgment. Like many, I am watching events unfold.

There are so many angles to this story, but what chaps my hide (global warming does that, but so does Mistress Evil) is that this reverberates beyond anything having to do with environmental issues.

This reminds me of Alex P. Keaton, as played by Michael J. Fox on “Family Ties.”

(Stick with me, I will eventually get there.)

While I developed my politics from my parents, Alex P. Keaton made Republicanism cool. More importantly to me, I think that show made me at age eight want to be a stockbroker. If there is another explanation, I can’t find one. Nobody in my family knew or talked about finance or the stock market. That character was who I idolized as a boy, and one particular episode stands out. I had not thought about it in twenty years, but I wish I could go watch it again today.

Alex was in line for a very prestigious award. His professor was going to publish a brilliant paper, and as the understudy, Alex would reap some benefits. Yet a few days before the ceremony, Alex is up at 3am frantically banging away on his calculator. His parents wanted to know what was wrong. He looked at them and said, “The numbers don’t add up.”

He calculated it several times, but the entire paper the professor was going to submit was based upon assumptions that were wrong. Everything was wrong.

In one of the funniest scenes of the show, his parents asked him if maybe he had simply added the numbers wrong himself. He gave them a look that I have given my parents on occasion. I am a stockbrokerage professional. They are retired schoolteachers. His parents then realized that in Alexworld, Alex is never wrong. The numbers did not add up.

Alex told this to his professor. After Alex left his office, the white haired professor made a phone call, happily letting others know that everything was fine and that he looked forward to the ceremony.

When Alex learns about this, he confronts his professor, who explains what it is like to be old, at the end of your career, and feeling like none of it matters. Yet in the middle of the ceremony, the professor breaks down, and does the right thing. He says, “I was willing to submit a fraudulent paper to keep my job.” He spoke about how he did not want to become a dinosaur, and how he would rather have his integrity than any award.

This is not just about environmentalism. It is about every step we take, every action we engage in, and every consequence and subsequent reaction that emanates from the original information we process.

We go to the doctor, and take for granted that the doctor has our best interests at heart. The doctor gives us a pill or a spray. Yet what if the drug company called their study of the pill a double blind test when the truth is it was not so? What if the doctor is given commissions for recommending a certain amount of a drug?

We buy a stock after reading “reports,” and paying attention to analysts who do “research.” Yet how can we do this when companies “manage earnings,” and “massage the numbers?” How can we know that the Chinese Walls set up were not broken? Are the investment bankers putting pressure on the analysts? Are the accounting practices honest?

We hear that a President lied to get us into a war. Why are people so cynical? Because in the 1960s, LBJ did do this. He deliberately lied to Congress so he could escalate Vietnam. People have not trusted their government since. Nobody gets the benefit of the doubt.

Politicians say they are there for the public trust, yet they then commit adultery. Then they lie about it. This corrodes our souls, as hysterical accusations are given credence.

Airlines want us to trust that everything is safe, and then we find drunken pilots, mechanical problems, and other avoidable issues that can be fatal.

This is so much more than environmentalism.

Some will say that the scientists in the current scandal acted with deliberate malice. I am going to be perhaps more charitable than I should be, knowing that they would not be that generous with me.

I am putting myself in their shoes.

As a stock trader, I spent time doing research. Yet the boss would look at his traders and remind us of a very simple credo.

“Do what the stock tells you to do.”

This means reading the ticker tape and watching. It also means being neutral. If one comes in thinking that the news means that the stock “has to” go up or down, the trader will look for signs that confirm the original bias and discount contrary evidence. This leads to losing. As a rookie trader I remember trying to tell the stock what to do. It “can’t possibly” go any higher or lower. Yet it can.

The thing a trader must do is realize that they can, and often will be, wrong. The best traders are wrong 80-90% of the time. Yet they realize this quickly. The 10-20% of the time they are right, it compensates.

Now picture something much more serious than trading stocks. Picture trying to cure cancer.

You spend over a decade in medical school. You sacrifice your social life to get a 4.0 GPA so you can get into the best school. You put in what seems like 20 hour days for the right to be a glorified lab rat.

You spend years in the lab, and then it happens. You find the cure. You picture a world of fame, fortune, hot assistants, and a larger lab. You win awards and are universally praised. Oprah interviews you.

Then one day you find out that you were wrong. You were wrong in a way that can kill people, like NASA being off by a fraction of something smaller than an Amoeba’s little kid. In fact, instead of being blatantly wrong, you might still be right but there is a statistically small chance that you might be wrong.

So what happens?

You look people in the eye, and tell the entire scientific community, “I might be wrong. More testing is needed.”

You don’t let people keep believing something that may not be right.

I am not an expert on climate issues. I wrote a column awhile back entitled “Are the Greeniacs Wrong?”

It was a question, not a statement of certitude. I am not a “denier.” I am simply Socratic.

Some will argue that despite the scandal, the theory of global warming could be true.

“Could be” is not good enough.

The climatologists were willing to do anything to preserve their reputations. Now look at them. Their reputations are shattered. The public backlash has already begun.

Again, while this could have been a deliberate conspiracy, it was more likely the same thing that destroyed LBJ, to go back to the earlier example. It is called “escalation of commitment.”

People “double down” at the Blackjack table. Stock traders stubbornly refuse to face the changing market conditions because ego gets in the way of accepting being wrong and cutting losses.

Another tv show featured a police officer who accidentally killed an innocent man. Defiant for most of the show, he screams at his partner, “The man was guilty.” When the partner asks why, he responds, “Because I killed him.” Then he goes behind a tree and cries, realizing that he made a horrendous and irreversible but honest tragic mistake.

The scientists at the heart of this climatological scandal need to stop lashing out. They need to stop closing ranks. They need to get out in front of this, and say what they will do to improve their procedures.

They can start by having anybody that destroyed evidence be fired. Then an independent investigator should be allowed to find out how dissenting opinions were suppressed.

People no longer trust newspapers. At this rate, medical journals will be discredited.

The scientists need to decide if they care more about getting to the truth or saving their bacon.

Is this about science, or about adulation?

I don’t know about climate change, but I do know that those that are right do not need to resort to such behind the scenes machinations. Certitude makes open disclosure an easy thing to do.

It has been a long time since Alex P. Keaton was on television. It has been a long time since people believed that those they trusted would do the right thing.

That is the real criminal shame of this. “Experts” are going to Copenhagen to double down. They are still making statements. This will not stop the swirling questions.

It is not about being right. It is about doing right.

eric

Creative Destruction and Academic Intoxication

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

I recently read an article by a sportswriter that has the potential to reverberate far beyond the world of sports.

http://www.covers.com/articles/columns/articles.aspx?theArt=174906&t=0

The writer stated that in 20 to 30 years, college sports would not exist. It was an interesting hypothesis, and his reasoning was that at the rate we are going, universities themselves would not exist.

The writer posited that to stop the bleeding red ink that has led to tuition fee hikes, more and more schools would cut back on athletics.

It is a fascinating potential chain of events, but let’s take it one step further way beyond college sports.

What if changing technologies and cost structures render universities irrelevant?  Is it possible that in half of a century universities will cease to be?

Even more importantly, let’s dare to ask the charged question. Does this even matter? Is it possible that the end of campuses will result not in a bang, but in a whimper? Is it also possible that this will be an overwhelmingly positive development?

The reasons to dislike universities are numerous. They are hotbeds of liberalism where knowledge takes a back seat to activism and protests. Ideological bigotry has replaced the true purpose of universities, which is to educate.

College professors often have tenure. No other industry has this. Tenure can breed complacency. While a fear of being fired can be chilling, people in every industry somehow cope. Remedies exist for true victims. In professional sports, coaches can sty on the sidelines for decades, but when they stop winning, they get their gold watch and rubber chicken banquet. They then become “ambassadors.” Yet professors stay on forever, which does more than lead to laziness. It also stifles creativity by preventing a new breed of professors from engaging students with new ideas.

Yet even for those that are apolitical, universities might be going the way of the horse and buggy. This is positive. It is called creative destruction.

Creative destruction is what capitalism is all about. Things die and are replaced. Eli Whitney invented the Cotton Gin and Cyrus McCormack invented the reaper. Yes these devices put many people out of work. Yet life involves adapting and learning new skills.

Wall Street used to have people running around on trading floors yelling. Nowadays, much of this is electronic. The Pacific Stock Exchange does not even exist any more.

Satellite television means that we no longer need to hire a college student to stand for hours on end holding the antenna at the exact angle to prevent snow.

One can adapt or die. Retailers chose to adapt. Rather than try and fight eBay, book and clothing stores chose to use online sites. Brick and mortar stores still exist, but they have online presences. Record companies chose to try and destroy Napster. They won the battle but lost the war. File sharing still exists. Tower Records is out of business.

The question then becomes whether or not there is anything that a university offers that cannot be offered elsewhere. Do universities have a unique product or service that cannot be obtained elsewhere?

No. People are getting online degrees.

While liberal arts colleges do plenty, some will argue that advanced degrees are vital. Do people really want heart surgeons that do not have a degree from a medical school?

This argument is weak. Rather than go to UCLA Medical School, why not have UCLA Medical Center have an education wing? Hospitals can have schools in them. After all, medical students have residency periods. Most industries have on the job training that is more valuable than college

Other people will point out that universities are more than just facts and books. There is the “college experience.”

The college experience is code for socializing. If I want to hang out, get drunk, and be around people with bras and panties on their heads, I can go…well, the point is there are places to go for that.

I made friends in college that I will have for life. I treasure those friendships. Yet had I skipped college I would have had different experiences and made different friends.

True, closing down universities would make life tougher for drug dealers and gun dealers, but that is a painful aspect of change.

There are those who will try to use nostalgia and tradition as an argument, but new traditions can begin. The “good old days” were not that good. We have gone from pestilences that wiped out millions of people to cures for once deadly diseases.

The bottom line is that no person, business, or entity of any kind is “too big to fail.”

We got it right when we let Lehman Brothers burn. We got it wrong by propping up other firms that should have been treated like Old Yeller. It is cruel, but life is cruel. I support good CEOs getting millions of dollars in bonuses. I also support bad CEOs being denied bailout money, especially when I have student loans.

Which brings this all full circle. I spent thousands of dollars for a piece of paper, and I make most of my money in ways that have nothing to do with that expensive piece of imitation parchment.

Universities claim that they make “well rounded” individuals. That is more code for social engineering. Some of the least well rounded people I know are the ones teaching our young people.

The world would go on just fine without Harvard. The late William F. Buckley opined that he would “rather be governed by the first few hundred names in the phone book than the Harvard faculty.”

I got my MBA from USC. At USC, what were we studying? Harvard case studies. I can say I received a Harvard education. It was the same material.

There is nothing about a university that should make it exempt from the creative destruction that affects everything else in the same way there is nothing in any other entity that should make it immune from the constant winds of change.

So who would argue against all of this?

Simple. College professors. They can wax poetic all they want, but they are like anybody else engaging in rational self-interest. They do not want to fire themselves in the same way that unions want stronger unions with more benefits even if it cripples the overall business.

College professors suffer from “academic intoxication.” Too many of them simply love the smell of their own scents. They are the entrusted caretakers of our knowledge.

This is a fancy way of saying “elitist gasbags.”

When Harvard professor Henry Gate barked at Police Sargeant William Crowley “Don’t you know who I am?,” my response was “Yes. You are an overrated snob with an inflated sense of self-importance harassing a police officer for doing his job.”

Does anybody think the world needs Ward Churchill “teaching” our children?

I am not advocating that we shut down all universities and fire professors and force them to get jobs in the real world (although it would be nice to force them to trade in their ivory towers and tweed jackets for some construction workboots). Some of them are honest professionals that contribute something positive.

I am saying that the marketplace should decide. If universities can revitalize their business model and provide a valuable service at a cost that keeps them in business, so be it. If enough people decide that Harvard should go the way of Tyrannosaurus Rex, we should not keep T-Rex alive for thousands of years for fear of hurting his feelings.

The battle is one of creative destruction vs. academic intoxication. Academic intoxication benefits only the sources of it. Creative destruction, which hurts many people including me in the short run, benefits society as a whole in the long run.

If professors taught this to students early on, we would all benefit even more.

eric

David Horowitz at USC

Monday, December 7th, 2009

On this Pearl Harbor Day, I thank every soldier for giving me my freedom and defending the American way of life. To our heroes, thank you and welcome home. We all must do our part to fight for freedom, as soldiers and private citizens. One man that is helping fight for freedom is David Horowitz.

I had the privilege of seeing and listening to David Horowitz of the Horowitz Freedom Center.

http://www.horowitzfreedomcenter.org/

He spoke to the University of Southern California College Republicans in Los Angeles.

http://danareport.com/2009/11/04/campus-jihad-the-rage-continues-at-usc-ahead-of-horowitz-event/

Mr. Horowitz  is a former leftist radical who is now a conservative. At age 70, he had devoted this part of his life to combating and defeating  radical Islam. His focus is the universities. He is trying to prevent Islamism from poisoning college campuses.

Because of this, Mr. Horowitz has faced death threats, and requires a bodyguard. Leftist radicals on campus take delight in engaging in protests, ranging from moderately rude to violent.  Some of these future community organizer thugs actually think that “silent protests” such as standing up in the middle of a speech and turning backwards is civilized and peaceful protest since know yelling or pie throwing is involved. It is not. It is blocking the view of the people in front of them.  Not all forms of protest are out of bounds. Yet these “silent protests” are disgusting, and do absolutely nothing to further discussion. Also, it seems that conservatives do not behave in this way.  Leftists are fine with this behavior because they do not see conservatives as human beings, and therefore acting human toward them is not a requirement.

As for the event itself, there were so many aspects that one blog post does not do the event justice.  The first part of the event consisted of the pregame left-wing warm-ups. This involves an attempt to discredit the event before it begins by demonizing the speaker.

I know David Horowitz. I have met the man many times. He is a good human being that has had more pain than any human being should have to suffer through, much of it recently. He is an intelligent person that does not have an ounce of bigotry in him. Let me emphasize again for the liberals who like to throw around charges of bigotry to demonize conservatives. I know this man personally. There is not an ounce of malice in his heart toward anyone. He wants to defeat radical Islam. He has nothing against regular, every day moderate Muslims. Such charges that he does must be forcefully, immediately, and repeatedly be condemned lest they take hold.

One reason I have such contempt for leftist protesters is their unwillingness to debate on ideas. They circulated  a phony flyer that was meant to look like it came from the USC College Republicans. It stated, “Hate Muslims? So do we.” Thankfully the College Republicans fought back, and pointed out in the Daily Trojan that the flyer was fake.

Another leftist tactic before the event was to try and criticize the College Republicans for banning many people from the event. RSVPs were required in advance. Perhaps these future community organizers might wish to understand that when people have their lives threatened, they are going  to require that extra precautions take place. It is a disgrace that 12 security guards were required to protect a 70 year  old man simply trying to express opinions that only those affiliated with a university could object to while preaching diversity.

Many people banned were members of  “Students for Justice in Palestine,” an organization where justice is code for “kill the Jews.”  Their own rhetoric is pretty incendiary. Members of the  “Progressive Alliance” also have a history of agitation, and shockingly enough they were enraged at their inability to spread more rage.

USC College Republican President Alexandra Ekman saw a Facebook posting by the Students for Justice in Palestine that read in part that they voted “to oppose this speaker in any way possible…”

In any way possible? Who acts like this? Oh yes, leftists and Palestinians. Therefore, any measure possible must be taken when it comes to self-defense.  It only takes getting it wrong once for a tragedy to occur.  People who throw pies at speakers and shoes at a President need to be jailed and beyond until the behavior stops.

The event itself consisted of remarks by Mr. Horowitz followed by questions and answers. I did not stay for all of his remarks because I have heard him speak before, and I agree with him. Here are a few selected remarks.

“The behavior on this campus this past week has been an utter disgrace.”

“I have a bodyguard, I have been physically attacked.”

“I have to be protected from groups like the Students for Justice in Palestine and the Progressive Alliance. They call us fascist. They are the ones who are fascist thugs. “

“They see Fascist as anything they don’t like.”

“The only persecuted groups on campuses are conservatives, Christians, and Jews.”

“Muslim students are coddled on campuses.  They get more money, more privileges, and campuses bend over backwards for them.”

“The Daily Trojan did not print a response to the ‘David Horowitz is a beast’ column.”

“I marched in the civil rights movement before these leftists were born.”

“I don’t know if they teach history in schools anymore.”

“Leftists scream, rant, and call people names to try and shut them up.”

“’Racist’ is a useful term to demonize conservatives, run them out of society, and dehumanize them.”

“An attempt to conduct a second Holocaust is being done by the war against the Jews on campuses.”

“Islamofascism Week initially began to protest the fact that women were being genitally mutilated in Muslim countries.”

“If you find that offensive, you are called anti-Muslim. I defend the women, not the Taliban.”

“There are good and bad Muslims. Most Muslims want peace and are law abiding.”

“The KKK began as a Christian organization, yet most Christians and churches today condemn the KKK. In Islam, I don’t see the condemnation if radical Islam.”

“In the Koran, Jews are called apes and pigs.”

At this point  some leftist protesters stood up and engaged in one of their protests that only a liberal  on a college campus could find acceptable.  They stood up and turned their backs. They were all escorted out. Some complained they were being oppressed. Some laughed and bragged about their great victory as they were being escorted out.

At this moment I decided to leave the event because observing the protesters in their natural habitat would make a good study in the argument of evolution vs. creationism. I believe in God, but if anybody came straight from baboons, it would be leftist protesters. In fact, outside they were confined to a specific area resembling a cage. I did not see any of them eating bananas.

They started chanting, “Ain’t no party like a freedom party ‘cause a freedom party don’t stop.” For those not familiar with rap music, they simply ever so slightly changed the words from the song “West Coast Party” by rapper Coolio.

They also started chanting “bigots go home.” In an act of hypocrisy, they did not leave themselves.

These twenty people were not useless. They make for a very important teaching tool. At that moment of observing them, I ran into an 18 year old Muslim freshman girl named Heba (last name redacted).

She was pleasant, polite, and thoughtful. We ended up speaking for close to 20 minutes, maybe longer. She was dressed in her Muslim garb. We both laughed when I asked her what her scarf was called  Apparently it is called a “scarf.”

She told me that people had called her a terrorist, and I told her this was awful. We actually agreed on more than we disagreed.  I told her that I would defend to the death her right to wear her traditional garb, but that I drew the line at somebody wanting their face covered in drivers license photos. Religious law cannot supersede American law. She agreed. She asked me why I had such a hostility toward the protesters. It was a totally fair question, and she respected my answers.

The 20 protesters that got ejected from the meeting accomplished nothing. They are trapped in a protest cage talking to each other. The goal is to persuade people, and their tactics had the reverse effect. She asked me what I thought would be better.

My response was that people who disagree with speakers should come to the event, sit quietly, listen,  and then ask very polite but tough questions during the question and answer session. Some events do not allow questions, or have them submitted in writing, but Mr. Horowitz showed more tolerance than many by allowing tough verbal questions.

Heba understood my point, and had another fair question. How can people ask tough questions if they are not allowed in.

My response to her was the system is not perfect, but when members of a group behave badly, a few rotten apples spoil the entire bunch. I knew she was not a terrorist, and felt terrible for her that other Muslims gave her a bad name. However, I knew what she was going through. I am a Jewish stockbrokergae professional, and  Bernie Madoff gave me, Jews, and stockbrokers black eyes. I knew that when a terroriost act happens, she rpays that it is not connected to Islam. Well I rpay that a crooked financial scandal does not involve Jews, and Jack Abramoff hurts me. She understood, an questioned where we go from here.

I told her that I loudly condemned Madoff and Abramoff, and that the main perception in America among Mr. Horowitz and his many supporters is that moderate Muslims are not loudly and forcefully condemning the terrorists. In the Middle East they stay silent to avoid being murdered. Yet in America, we are free, and this freedom comes with responsibility, which means standing up for what is right and condemning bad behavior.

She conceded that she personally did not know enough about Mr. Horowitz to label him, and I thanked her for being a friendly and reasonable person.

I reentered the room where Mr. Horowitz was speaking. A fiery question and answer session was taking place. Whatever anybody outside may think of Mr. Horowitz, those civilized enough to let him speak were rewarded with a real exchange of ideas that campuses pride themselves on but rarely ever live up to ideologically.

Mr. Horowitz concluded with a stinging indictment of the pacifist movement.

“Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot have murdered millions of people. They and their supporters Jane Fonda, Ted Kennedy, and Howard Dean all have blood on their hands. These people do not spread equality or peace. All they spread is leftist misery.”

I would like to thank David Horowitz for risking his life in the name of freedom against the Islamists who want to kill us all, and the leftist enablers who make excuses for them.

As for the College Republicans, they have been subjected to disgusting acts of bigotry. Some of them are also Jewish, subjecting them to unimaginable abuse. They showed tremendous courage in putting on this event, and were ultra-professional in their demeanor all night.

It is sad that such courage is even required. Yet universities long ago stopped being bastions of ideas and are now laboratories of social engineering.

The reasons why combating anti-Semitism and Islamofascism on campus is so important is because for a free society to remain free, people must be willing to learn in peace. This requires listening, learning, and asking hard questions.

Until David Horowitz can speak in peace, and until College Republicans can put on events without being slandered and libeled, then none of us in America are free.

This is a fight for the core American value of freedom. Without freedom, there is no America.

When we stand up for freedom on campuses, we stand up for good and decent Americans everywhere.

eric

NFL 2009–Week 13 Recap

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

November has become December.

Two weeks ago I maintained that neither 10-0 team would go undefeated, and neither would reach the Super Bowl. I am often wrong, but never in doubt. At 12-0 and 12-0, I am doubling down and maintaining my prediction.

As for the games, hyperbole not needed. Let’s play football.

New York Jets @ Buffalo Bills was the Thursday night game. It did not deserve hyperbole. A early 49 yard field goal had the Bills up 3-0. The Jets responded with a 38 yarder to tie the game 3-3. The second quarter featured another 49 yard Jets field goal and a 6-3 lead before Marshawn Lynch finally created something evenly resembling a highlight. A 15 yard touchdown run had the Bills up 10-6. Jay Feeley continued the juggernaut that passed for offense, as his 3rd field goal had the Jets within 10-9. Late in the half the Jets finally finished a drive, as a 13 yard pass from Mark Sanchez to Braylon Edwards late in the half had the Jets up 16-10 at the break.

The second half was unwatchable. The first play of the 4th quarter had Feeley’s 4th field goal and a 19-10 lead as Rex Ryan decided not to gamble on 4th and 1 from the Buffalo 19. Sanchez got injured and was replaced by Kelly Clemens, who fumbled at midfield. With 5 1/2 minutes left in the game, 4th and 12 from the Jets 14 led to another field goal, as the Bills were back within 6 points. Buffalo got the ball back with 2 1/2 minutes left, but Ryan Fitzpatrick was intercepted by Darrell Revis, who outplayed Terrell Owens. The closest this game had to a highlight was when a perfectly thrown Sanchez bomb to Braylon Edwards resulted in Edwards doing his best Terrell Owens impersonation by dropping it and mouthing off. The Bills could not blame Dick Jauron for the loss, as he is is no longer coach. 19-13 Jets

Tampa Bay Buccaneers At Carolina Panthers–Jake Delhomme did not play in this game, and backup Moore was a game manager, going 14 for 20. Jimmy Stewart ran it in from 9 yards out to give the Panthers the 7-0 lead. Out of respect for the game of football, the rest of the first half should be given short shrift. The Panthers added a field goal in the first quarter and the Bucs kicked a pair of them as the Panthers led 10-6 at intermission. An equally thrilling third quarter featured an 11 play, 60 yard drive that ate up 6 minute and led to another field goal as the Panthers led 13-6. With 10 minutes left in regulation, on 4th and goal, Josh Freeman was intercepted in the end zone. Freeman passed for 321 yards on the day, but was killed by 5 interceptions. Late in the game Moore hit Steve Smith for a 66 yard gain that led to the final field goal to lock up the ugly victory for Carolina. Jon Gruden is still in the Monday Night Football booth. 16-6 Panthers

Philadelphia Eagles @ Atlanta Falcons–Michael Vick returning to Atlanta while playing for the Eagles would have been a real storyline, except that he is a bit player while Donovan McNabb leads Philadelphia. The Eagles are underrated while the Falcons are overrated. The sophomore jinx seems to be getting to Matt Ryan and Mike Smith, a non-descript white fellow with good hair. Yet the biggest problem for Atlanta in this game was the fact that Ryan was out with an injury, meaning Chris Redman played. A field goal had the Eagles up 3-0. McNabb then hit Leonard Weaver for a 4 yard touchdown pass as the Eagles led 10-0. McNabb went to Weaver in the second quarter for a 71 yard gain, setting up another field goal and a 13-0 Eagles lead at intermission.

Vick was booed by the crowd whenever he touched the ball, and in the third quarter he was booed loudly when his 5 yard touchdown run had the Eagles coasting at 20-0. An 83 yard interception return by Brown had the Eagles up 27-0. In the fourth quarter Vick got to see more action as Andy Reid decided to give McNabb time to laugh on the bench and stay healthy for next week. Vick hit Captain Morgan Brent Celek from 5 yards out as the Eagles led 34-0. The Falcons scored during garbage time, which for them was the entire game. 34-7 Eagles

St. Louis Rams At Chicago Bears–For some reason this game was played. It was worse than expected, which says a lot. Matt Forte ran it in from one yard out and the Bears added a field goal to lead 10-0 early on. The Rams reached the 3 yard line in the second quarter and settled for a field goal and a 10-3 game at halftime. The worst football game is still better than baseball, soccer, and golf combined, but this game might not have been better than curling, which is something Canadians play. Roger Goodell refused to cancel the second half. The Rams kicked a field goal in the third quarter, but then Jay Cutler hit Bennett from 3 yards out to cap off a 13 play, 7 1/2 minute, 76 yard drive to ice it. The Bears snapped a 4 game losing streak because they played the Rams at home. 17-9 Bears

Detroit Lions @ Cincinnati Bengals–Matthew Stafford went deep to Calvin Johnson for a 54 yard touchdown and a 7-0 Lions lead before reality set in.In the second quarter Stafford completed a 45 yard touchdown pass to Fanene, who plays defense for the Bengals. A touchdown pass to each team had the game tied 7-7. Fanene tastes great on flat bread. Carson Palmer then went Deep to Chad Johnson for a 36 yard touchdown pass as the Bengals grabbed the lead for good at 14-7. The rest of this game belonged to Shane Graham, who nailed 3 field goals, one in each of the remaining quarters to have the Bengals up 23-7. The Lions scored during garbage time, and the Bengals, while not with much beauty, are now 8-3 and in strong control of their division. 23-13 Bengals

Tennessee Titans @ Indianapolis Colts–The Titans have won 5 in a row under Jeff Fisher and Vince Young after that awful 0-6 start. However, the notion of them running the table is ludicrous, especially since they were at the 11-0 Colts. Jim Caldwell simply unleashed Peyton Manning, who took the Colts right down the field for the early 7-0 lead as Joseph Addai ran it in from 8 yards out. Young brought the Titans right back, but the drive stalled inside the Indy 10, and a Rob Bironas field goal had the Titans within 7-3.

In the second quarter Manning led a 10 play, 77 yard drive that ended when Joseph Addai ran it in from 4 yards out to have the Colts up 14-3. Late in the half Young was intercepted, giving the Colts a short field. Just past the 2 minute warning, Manning hit Collie for the short touchdown pass to have the Colts cruising at 21-3. Yet Young finally got going during the 2 minute drill, and with 20 seconds left, a touchdown pass to Kevin Britt had the Titans within 21-10. What could Manning do in 20 seconds? What he does. A boneheaded unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on the defense helped things along, as a field goal had the Colts up 24-10 at intermission.

Midway through the third quarter the Colts failed to expand the lead when a 52 yard field goal just missed. With one minute left in the third quarter, facing 4th and goal from the 2, Young threw the fade rout. The pass was caught out of bounds, as the Titans gave the ball back.In the fourth quarter the Colts did get the field goal, and again the Titans turned it over on downs in the red zone.Despite being down 27-10, Young mounted a furious rally. A 17 yard touchdown pass to Bo Scaife followed by a successful onsides kick gave the Titans the slimmest of hopes, but they got no closer.

The Colts improved to 12-0 under Jim Caldwell, the unprecedented 7th straight year of at least 12 wins. The Colts also tied the 2003-2004 New England teams that won 21 straight regular season games. Yet New England had a Super Bowl win in the middle of that streak while Indy was one and done after a second straight inexplicable loss to an inferior San Diego team. The Colts will not be among the all time great teams with only one Super Bowl appearance and win in that stretch. As for the Titans, Jeff Fisher did not wear a Peyton Manning jersey after this game. 27-17 Colts

Houston Texans @ Jacksonville Jaguars–The Jaguars have been under the radar all year, and are a very quiet 6-5. Houston went from promise at 5-3 to typical reality at 5-6. Jacksonville got on the board first with a field goal. A defensive game in typical Jack Del Rio fashion was finally broken open when David Garrard went deep to Nate Hughes for a 35 yard touchdown and a 10-0 Jaguars lead. Matt Schaub then went down with an injured shoulder, as the Jaguars rolled to a 17-0 lead at home when Garrard hit Wilford from 4 yards out. The Texans then decided to make a game of it. Brown ran it in from 8 yards out to get the Texans to within 17-7, but a Josh Scobee 46 yard field goal had Jacksonville up 20-7 at the break.

In the third quarter Garrard was sacked in the end zone for a safety as The Texans closed to within 20-9. Yet the Texans could not take advantage of the free kick to get closer. Scobee nailed another field goal as the Jaguars led 23-9. The Texans came back and reached the red zone before settling for a 32 yard field goal of their own as the Jaguars led 23-12 after three quarters.

Schaub was back in the game, and a 53 yard completion to Andre Johnson with 10 1/2 minutes left in the game had the Texans at the Jacksonville 16. Yet a badly executed gadget play blew up when a halfback option pass was intercepted at the one yard line. The Texans held, got the ball back in Jacksonville territory, and Schaub hit Johnson from one yard out with 4 minutes left to make it a 5 point game. The 2 point conversion failed. So did the Houston defense, as 7 straight carries by Maurice Jones-Drew was followed by 3 straight Garrard kneel downs. At 7-5 Jacksonville is in good position, while Gary Kubiak may be out the door if Bob McNair says enough is enough. 23-18 Jaguars

Denver Broncos @ Kansas City Chiefs–Kyle Orton led the Broncos down the field but was intercepted in the end zone. Orton came back, and on the next drive hit Graham for the 7 yard touchdown on a perfectly executed screen pass to give the Broncos the 7-0 lead. Matt Cassel led a staggering 19 play drive that took 8 minutes but bogged down at the 5 yard line. The short field goal early in the second quarter had the Chiefs within 7-3. Noshon Moreno had a short touchdown run in the second quarter to have the Broncos up 14-3. Kansas City added another field goal as the teams took a 14-6 game to the locker rooms.

The third quarter saw Denver break the game open, as a field goal followed by a 7 yard touchdown pass from Orton to Brandon Marshall had Denver on cruise control at 24-6. Another field goal extended the lead to 27-6. A fumble return for a touchdown by Goodman had the Broncos in a rout 34-6. Denver won their second straight, meaning Josh McDaniels was right to curse out the team and make them snap out of it. They have, and Todd Haley may wish to kick over a water cooler in an obscenity laced tirade. 44-13 Chiefs

Oakland Raiders @ Pittsburgh Steelers–For more on the game of the day, go to http://www.justblogbaby.com

Coach Mike Tomlin likes to quote poet Robert Frost. When you are the defending champion, you can quote poetry. He said that the Steelers, losers of 3 straight, “would not go gently into that good night.” He also said that they “were going to unleash hell.” It would have been nice had they not been playing the Raiders, who have just been playing like it.

The Stephan Logan returned the opening kickoff 83 yards for the Steelers to start at the Oakland 19. As awful as this was, the Silver and black held on defense, and Pittsburgh settled for a field goal and a 3-0 lead. Like most Raiders game, the questions would be about the offense. A solid kickoff return had the Raiders starting at their own 42. On the first snap, Bruce Gradkowski went back to pass, and fumbled without being touched, losing 4 yards. On 3rd and 10 the Raiders decided to run the ball, either a creative call or a surrender. The call worked, and on 4th and 1 from the Pittsburgh 47, Tom Cable decided to go for it. At 3-8 it was the right call. Gradkowski rolled out and hit Fargas for a first down. Yet on 3rd and 1 from the 30, Darren McFadden was blasted in the backfield. Sebastian Janikowski nailed the 48 yard kick to make it 3-3.

Field position favored the Raiders, but Rashard Mendenhall broke off a 60 yard run to the Oakland 15. On 3rd and 1 from the 6, Mendenhall appeared just short. On 4th and inches Tomlin decided to go for it. Ben Roethlisberger, despite having a concussion a couple of weeks ago, tried the quarterback sneak. The Raiders stuffed it and took over on downs. Instead of 14 points, the game was locked 3-3. Again, if the offense could just do something for Oakland. They could not. The second quarter began with the Raiders facing 3rd and 3 at their own 11. Gradkowski had Louis Murphy open but just barely overthrew him to end the drive. Roethlisberger came in and hit Hines ward for a 27 yard gain. Big Ben then made it look easy with a 34 yard touchdown pass to Santonio Holmes to put the Steelers up 10-3.

Given the Oakland offense the last 7 years, it seemed that the game was over, with the only suspense being if the Steelers would cover the 14.5 point spread. Gradkowski hit Zach Miller for a 13 yard gain to start the drive. A personal foul facemask penalty on the defense had the Raiders at the Pittsburgh 46. Gradkowski rolled out and picked up 20 yards, but offensive holding nullified the play. Yet on 3rd and 14 from midfield, Gradkowski stayed in the pocket, and with a man in his face, hit Johnny Lee Higgins for a 22 yard gain to the Pittsburgh 28. On 3rd and 8, Tom Cable went to the bag of tricks with a halfback option pass. Unfortunately, Michael Bush overthrew everyone. Seabass came in for the 46 yard field goal. Somehow, a knuckleball curved back in and had the Raiders within 10-6. Ugly points still count.

On the next Pittsburgh drive the Raiders brought the house on defense. Somehow Big Ben avoided everybody and ran for 20 yards, but offensive holding nullified the play. A perfect punt had the Raiders taking over at their own 5 with 5 minutes left in the half. A false start pushed them back to the 2. For the third time in the game, the Raiders decided to run the ball on 3rd and long. Gradkowski has not been playing badly, but at some point Cable has to take the leash off.

The Raiders punted, and Pittsburgh took over at their own 47. Big Ben had the Steelers on the move, but in the red zone he went to the end zone and was intercepted by Eugene. Again the defense had done its job, and again the offense was asked to function. Gradkowski was doing his job, but he had little help. After a holding penalty, Cable decided to play it safe and run out the half. The Steelers used their timeouts to try and get the ball back. On 3rd and 15 Fargas picked up 14. Shane Lechler did his job, as the Steelers were a their own 22 with 7 seconds left. Big Ben took a knee.

The third quarter began with some promise as Gradkowski completed a 20 yard pass. Yet again Cable went to the bag of tricks, and again the call blew up. A flea flicker involving Darren McFadden resulted in Gradkowski being sacked for a 16 yard loss. The calls are good. The problem is dreadful execution. The Raiders had no answer for James Harrison, who lived in the Oakland backfield throughout the game. A 2nd and 26 pass was dropped, and 3rd down was a formality as the Raiders punted again.

With 4 minutes left in the third quarter the Steelers took a timeoutbefore a critical 3rd and 1 at the Oakland 48. The Steelers converted, knowing a touchdown would put away the Raider and their lifeless offense. On 3rd and 6 from the Oakland 43, Roethlisberger completed the pass at the Raiders 29. On the last play of the third quarter, Ben Roethlisberger, who despite Hanukkah approaching is still not Jewish, was sacked. The fourth quarter began with the Steelers facing a 53 yard field goal. The kick was no good, and the Raiders had the ball at their own 43, with the slightest offense giving them a chance to win.

A pair of awful runs led to 3rd and 7. Gradkowski then hit Zach Miller, setting up 4th and inches at the Pittsburgh 47. Cable decided to go for it. Again, the team is 3-8, and again it is the right call. The issue is if the players could accomplish something on offense. Gradkowski snuck successfully for the 1st down. They became so excited at a critical first down that they let the play clock almost run down, resulting in their first wasted timeout. Gradkowski continued to make plays that were not being made before he became the starter. On 3rd and 3 he evaded tacklers, avoided a sack, and ran for the first down to the Pittsburgh 31. On 3rd and 2 from the Pittsburgh 23, a perfectly executed pitchout fooled the Steelers, and McFadden took it to the 16. Another great fake by Gradkowski led to him hitting a wide open Chaz Schillens for a touchdown to complete the 6 1/2 minute drive. With 8 1/2 minutes left in regulation, the Raiders led on the road 13-10.

Before declaring a shocker, it was up to the defense to not break down when it mattered most. The Raiders win games when they score 13 points, beating KC 13-10 and Philly 13-9. They could not give up any more points. The kickoff was returned to the Oakland 40. The Raiders needed one play to collapse. Roethlisberger had all kinds of time, fired across the middle to Holmes, and terrible tackling led to a 57 yard gain to the Oakland 3. One more play had Mednehall stopped in the backfield, only to spin out of more awful tackles and score as the Steelers retook the lead 17-13. Does anybody on Earth think the Raiders can score another offensive touchdown? No. They can’t. The last 7 years have proven that. 7 minutes remained, as if that mattered.

The Raiders took over at their own 16. On 3rd and 1 form the 25, the Raiders may not have shocked the world, but they shocked the entire city of Pittsburgh…and me. Gradkowski faked the run, rolled out, and went deep to Louis Murphy for a 75 yard touchdown. Murphy straddled the sidelines and barely reached the pileon, but with 5 1/2 minutes left, the Raiders led 20-17. 3 1/2 quarters of defense was followed by 3 touchdowns in 3 minutes. The offense finally did its job, and the defense was given a clean slate for their earlier breakdown. Again they needed a stop for the upset.

Again the defense wilted on the first play as Big Ben avoided  sack and completed a pass to the Oakland 47. Another long gain to Holmes had Pittsburgh at the Oakland 21. A busted play turned into Roethlisberger reaching the 11 yard at the 2 minutes warning.

Did anybody in their right mind think the Silver and Black would hold on defense when it counted most? After all, they led 20-17 against San Diego before losing 24-20, giving up the winning score with 18 seconds left. That was Week 1, and another almost step forward was followed by backward falls. This time it was Roethlisberger throwing the touchdown pass to Hines Ward as it was the Steelers with the identical lead. This time there was still 1:56 left to play. The question was not whether the Oakland offense could score again, but would the Pittsburgh defense break down again. The law of averages did not suggest this. It was up to Gradkowski.

As expected, holding on the return had the Raiders set up at their own 12. Gradkowski hit Higgins at the 29. On 3rd and 10 Gradkowski hit Watkins for the first down, but valuable time came off the clock. An incomplete pass left 53 seconds. Gradkowski hit Louis Murphy just before getting hit hard. The Raiders were at the Pittsburgh 40. An injury on the play when a pair of Steelers collided was as unfortunate as it was lucky for the Raiders as it stopped the clock with 41 seconds left. William Gay remained down on the field. At a critical juncture in the game, perspective had players kneeling in prayer. Thankfully, Gay got up.

On the next play, Gradkowski threw a ball straight into the bread basket of a defender. The game winning interception was dropped, and the Raiders had gotten a major lucky break. On second down with pressure in his face, Gradkowski threw a prayer to the sideline, where Louis Murphy somehow outjumped double coverage, caught the ball, got his feet down, and ended up out of bounds. The miracle play had the Raiders at the Pittsburgh 17 with 27 seconds left. The play clock was winding down, and the Raiders took a delay of game penalty rather than burn the last timeout. From the 22, a pass to Higgins was incomplete when Higgins got blasted on a helmet to helmet hit. The personal foul moved the ball to the 11. With 21 seconds left, a pass to Watkins was broken up at the last second.

Then it happened. With 15 seconds left, Gradkowski rolled out and hit Murphy for an 11 yard touchdown pass. 9 seconds remained, and the Raiders were on the verge of a stunner. Gradkowski had moved the Raiders 88 yards in 10 plays in only 1:47. The Steelers took the squib kick at their own 35. Big Ben hit Ward at midfield and then launched a Hail Mary. It fell incomplete, and the Raiders finally had the win.

This game cannot and should not ever be minimized or overstated. Nobody has been more critical of the Raiders than me. I have bled Silver and Black since that 2002 season ended in a nightmarish Super Bowl. Not since Rich Gannon have the Raiders had true leadership at quarterback. The offense that I was criticizing even today scored three touchdowns in the fourth quarter. Bruce Gradkowski showed heart. Those who carp that Pittsburgh lost 4 straight can clam up. In 2006 the Raiders went 2-14 but beat Pittsburgh. This was better.

No, it was not the 1970s, but it was a thrilling win by a team that showed guts. I can now say with certainty that this team has potential. This was a building block. Tom Cable and Bruce Gradkowski got the job done on the road against a desperate defending champion. Gradkowski finished 20 of 33 for 308 yards and three touchdown passes in the fourth quarter, one more than his nameless # 2 predecessor had all season. My inbox was flooded with congratulations. I may have complained, but I did not quit on this team. I watch every week until the final gun. 27-24 Raiders

New Orleans Saints @ Washington Redskins–The 11-0 Saints have a ridiculous pinball offense, but have had some sluggish starts before going ballistic in the second halves of games. The Redskins are awful, but their defense has hung tough in some games. A Jason Campbell touchdown and a field goal had the Redskins up 10-0 early on as they looked for an upset that would be less shocking than it seems. The Saints got going, and a field goal followed by a 40 yard bomb from Drew Brees tied the game 10-10. Yet Jason Campbell brought Washington back, and the response touchdown had the Redskins up 17-10. Yet good teams finding ways to win seems to be less accurate than bad teams finding ways to lose. Late in the half Brees was intercepted. Rather than go down, an attempt to run it back went haywire when Robert Meachem ripped out of the defenders hands. Meacham returned the fumble 44 yards for a score as the Saints had the game tied 17-17 at halftime.

The Redskins kicked a field goal in the third quarter to retake the lead 20-17. The Redskins got the ball back, and when Campbell hit Thomas for a 13 yard touchdown pass, the Redskins led 27-17 and were smelling upset. Brees brought the Saints right back, but at the 10 yard line the drive stalled and a field goal had the Saints still down 27-20. Yet the Redskins kept coming back, and on 3rd and 11, Campbell threw a 44 yard pass to Antwon Randel-El to the Saints 12 as the third quarter ended. In the fourth quarter, several questionable plays led to a heart stopping finish.

Trying to ice the game and knock the Saints from the ranks of the unbeaten, on 3rd and 1 from the 3 Mason was stuffed. With 13 minutes left in the game, on 4th and 1 from the 3, Jim Zorn decided to kick the field goal. Shawn Suisham made the chip shot, and the Redskins led 30-20. Brees again kept firing, and a 12 play 6 minute drive again proved frusrating on this day as the Saints continued to bog down deep. At the 10 yard line, another short field goal again cut the gap as the Saints were within 30-23 with 7 minutes left.

A strong kickoff return had the Redskins at their own 41, and Campbell continued to match Brees drive for drive. Campbell did everything right, and at the 2 minute warning the Redskins were in total control, facing 3rd and goal at the 5. Zorn decided to play it safe, and a running play picked up only one yard. With 1:56 left, Suisham came in for another chip shot from 23 yards out. The kick would lock up the game, defeat the Saints, and inspire the Redskins. The kick was no good. 23 yards out, and Suisham hooked it wide.

This was not the worst miss in NFL history. Scott Norwood in the Super Bowl probably holds that title. Gary Anderson in the NFC Title Game unfairly gets his miss magnified. Ray Finkle missed a 26 yarder that led to him going mad and kidnapping Dan Marino and team mascot Snowflake in a plot foiled by Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. The laces were out, Finkle, who is Lois Einhorn, just missed it. Yet this miss by Suisham will be magnified if the Saints go 16-0. After all, even though we all know that in 2007 Ray Lewis and Baltimore defeated New England, the record books still say 16-0. Thankfully a non-attempt in the Super Bowl corrected the record.

As with the Anderson kick, even though Suisham missed, the Saints still needed to drive the length of the field. Brees needed only 33 seconds, as a 53 yard bomb to Robert Meacham tied the game 30-30. Just like that, the Redskins had thrown away the win. Yet plenty of action was left. With 1:13 left, Campbell moved the ball from the Washington 25 to the New Orleans 45, helped along by a defensive penalty. Yet despite playing mistake free the whole game, Campbell picked the worst time to throw an interception.  Jonathan Vilma returned it to the New Orleans 46 with 28 seconds left. Now the Saints had the chance to end it. With John Carney in street clothes, Hartley was brought in for a 58 yard field goal attempt. The kick was no good, as the game went into overtime.

The Redskins got the ball first, and on the third play of overtime, controversy ensued. A short pass by Campbell appeared to be a catch, and then the ball came out after the receiver hit the ground. The ground cannot cause a fumble, but on further review, the call was reversed. It was ruled that the ball came out before the receiver landed, and the Saints recovered. The good news was that those that want to change the overtime rules can again shut up about fairness. The bad news was that it was a tough way to help end a game. The Saints took over at the Washington 37. Short passes led to some more runs. On first and goal at the one, the Saints failed to run it in, and Sean Payton decided on the field goal rather than a possible fumble. Hartley nailed the shortest possible kick of 18 yards as Suisham and the rest of the Redskins looked on in horror.

Campbell finished 30 of 42 with 367 yards passing and 3 touchdowns. Brees was 35 of 49 for 419 yards and a pair of touchdowns. The teams combined for 900 yards of offense. Yet critical decisions and mistakes cost the Redskins the game. The Saints were very lucky, but great teams have luck from time to time. 33-30 Saints, OT

San Francisco 49ers At Seattle Seahawks–Bad teams can sometimes combine for a great game. This was not it, although it was close. The first quarter saw the teams trade touchdowns as Alex Smith hit Vernon Davis from 33 yards out, and Matt Haselbeck hit Deion Branch from 7 yards out to tie the game 7-7. The second quarter featured the exact same in reverse order, as Hasselbeck hit Forsett from 8 yards out and Smith connected with Josh Morgan for a 22 yard score as the teams were deadlocked 14-14 at halftime. The defenses took over in an unwatchable scoreless third quarter. The 49ers had four straight drives that began at their own 5, 6, 13, and 2 yard lines as Seattle wasted golden field position.

With 5 1/2 minutes left, facing 4th and 2 at the San Francisco 7, Olindo Mare nailed a 25 yard field goal. The Seahawks led 17-14 in a game where nobody anywhere wanted overtime. Morgan returned the kickoff to the San Francisco 36. Alex Smith hit Jones for 18 yards, and defensive pass interference eventually led to 4th and 4 at the Seattle 16. With 3 minutes left Joe Nedney tied the game 17-17. After this, both teams tried very hard to lose.

With 1:21 left Seattle was at the San Francisco 40, only a few yards from field goal range. They went backwards and punted. The 49es took over at their own 11 and went 3 and out, failing to run out the clock. Incomplete passes near the goal line are bad. With 21 seconds left Seattle got the ball at their own 48. Defensive holding added 5 yards. Hasselbeck hit Butler for 32 yards, Olindo Mare made the field goal, both teams went to 5-7, and the Walrus, aka Mike Holmgren, is lurking in the background everywhere from Cleveland to Seattle. At least there was no overtime. 20-17 Seahawks

Dallas Cowboys At New York Giants–In Week 1 these teams played a thriller for the ages, with 8 lead changes. The Giants ruined the debut of the 1.2 billion dollar Jerry Jones Metropolis with a 33-31 win. The Giants started 5-0 before falling apart and coming into the home rematch at 6-5. They are 2 games behind the 8-3 Cowboys, who have rebounded strongly from their awful start to the year. As expected, these teams played a tight game as even the slightest mistake by Tony Romo would be savaged as a December swoon.

It was the Cowboys that got off to the hot start as a 13 play, 64 yard drive ate up 7 minutes. The drive stalled in the red zone, but a 34 yard Nick Folk field goal had the Cowboys up 3-0. The Cowboys finished things on their next drive as a 4 yard touchdown from Romo to Roy Williams made it 10-0. The table turned in the second quarter as the Giants got going. Eli Manning hit Hakeem Nicks for a 21 yard touchdown to make it 10-7. Late in the half a one yard run by battering ram Brandon Jacobs had the Giants up 14-10 at intermission.

In the third quarter Manning connected with Williams again, as the 5 yard score had Dallas back on top 17-14. Yet one play later, the Giants had the lead again as Brandon Jacobs, who is big and lumbering but not lightning quick, shook off tacklers, did a tightrope on the sidelines, somehow stayed inbounds, and barely reached the pileon for a 74 yard touchdown run as the Giants led 21-17 after three quarters. Wade Phillips challenged that Jacobs stated inbounds, which failed and cost Dallas a timeout and left them ou of challenges. This would haunt them later on.

Midway through the fourth quarter Manning hit Steve Smith for a 25 yard gain to the Dallas 38. Although it was questionable whether Smith hung on to the ball, it was ruled a catch and the Cowboys had no challenges left. Jacobs then rambled 29 yards to the 9 yard line. On 3rd and goal from the 5, Manning threw a perfect fade pass to Smith, who dropped it. It just bounced off of his fingers. Instead of a comfortable 11 point lead, the Giants settled for a Lawrence Tynes field goal and a 24-17 with 7 1/2 minutes to play.

Dallas failed to move on their next drive, and punted. Dominic Hixon broke bad tackles, made others miss even more badly, and then went to the sidelines with some perfect blocks as he raced 79 yards for the clinching touchdown. Wade Phillips and Tony Romo cannot be blamed for that, in case media vultures question this. They don’t play special teams.Romo rallied the Cowboys with a touchdown to Miles Austin with one minute remaining, but it was too little, too late. The Cowboys recovered the onsides kick, but it had not traveled 10 yards before an illegal touch occurred, as the G-men held on for the win.

The Giants are within one game of Dallas, and the Giants have swept the series, which means this division is totally up for grabs, especially with Philly playing well. In 2007 Dallas went 13-3, swept the Giants during the season, and lost to them at home in the playoffs. In 2008 it was the Giants finishing 13-3 and losing at home to Philly in the playoffs as Philly knocked out Dallas in Week 17. In 2009, It’s going to be a wild finish in the NFC East. 31-24 Cowboys

San Diego Chargers @ Cleveland Browns–Yes the Chargers came in winning 6 straight against the Browns, who won their only game against a Dick Jauron coached team by a score of 6-3. Jauron has been fired, which leaves a Norvelous Norv Turner team as the last hope for Eric Mangini to win something. Knowing the Chargers, they will defeat a 16-0 Indy team in the playoffs, lose the next week, but cheat America out of the greatest potential game of all time as the did in 2007 when we were all cheated out of the Indy-New England rematch of 2006 that never happened. As for the game, it was a parabola, turning from mildly interesting to another boring blowout and back to mildly interesting.

Brady Quinn began hot, leading the Browns 72 yards in 10 plays over 6 1/2 minutes. An 11 yard touchdown pass to Massaquoi had the Browns up 7-0, and then they celebrated by taking much of the rest of the day off. Had the game ended after 7 minutes instead of 60 they would have won. Philip Rivers brought the Chargers back in 12 plays, although the drive bogged down in the red zone. A 32 yard Nate Kaeding field goal had San Diego within 7-3. The Chargers got the ball back, and in one play Rivers hit Tolbert for a 66 yard touchdown and a 10-7 San Diego lead. In the second quarter Quinn led a 9 minute drive that fell apart when Quinn fumbled the ball away after being sacked on 3rd and goal at the 3. Kaeding added another field later on as the Chargers led 13-7 at the break.

In the third quarter Rivers led an 85 yard drive, capped off with a 31 yard touchdown pass to Darren Sproles to make it 20-7. Another long drive of 83 yards ended with Ladanian Tomlinson running it in from 4 yards out as the Chargers were up big 27-7. Yet in the fourth quarter it was the Chargers that went to sleep.

With 13 minutes left, on 4th and 1 from the Cleveland 32, Jacob Hester got stuffed and Cleveland took over. Joshua Cribbs ran for 30 yards and Quinn hit Harrison from 8 yards out to pull the Browns to within 27-14 with 9 minutes left. Rivers came right back with a 41 yard deep ball to Vincent Jackson, but the Chargers got no further than the Cleveland 4 yard line. After 10 plays and 5 minutes, Kaeding hit the chip shot and the Chargers led 30-14 With 4 minutes left.

Cribbs returned the kickoff to the Cleveland 42. Quinn hit Harrison from 8 yards with 1:55 left. A 2 point conversion would have made it a one score game, but Quinn was caught trying to run it in. At 30-20, again the game seemed over and again it was not. Cleveland recovered the onsides kick at their own 41. They reached the San Diego 31, and Phil Dawson nailed a 49 yard kick with 39 seconds left. It was now a one score game, but the next onsides kick was recovered by Tomlinson for the Chargers. They escaped with their 7th straight win. Norv Turner is the greatest coach in history. 30-23 Chargers

New England Patriots At Miami Dolphins–Tom Brady went deep to Randy Moss for a 58 yard bomb as the Patriots, wearing their red retro uniforms, took the 7-0 lead. On the next drive Brady led the Patriots 80 yards in 13 plays, with a 6 yard Kevin Faulk run putting the Patriots up 14-0. Yet the blowout did not materialize. Chade Henne came back with a 10 play, 88 yard drive, capped off with a 10 yard pass to Bess to get the Dolphins within 14-7. Miami added a field goal to get to within 14-10 at the break.

The Dolphins did close to 14-13 in the third quarter, but the Patriots struck again when Brady went deep to Sam Aiken, who was never a singer on American Idol. The 81 yard touchdown play had the Patriots up 21-13. Chad Henne brought the Dolphins back, as a 12 play, 5 1/2 minute drive finished with a 3rd and goal at the 7 touchdown pass to Hartline. Despite it only being late in the third quarter, Tony Sparano went for the 2 point conversion. It failed, and The Patriots led 21-19 entering the last quarter.

With 9 1/2 minutes left in the game, the Patriot had the ball on the Miami 5 yard line. This why the 2 point conversion miss was so critical. A touchdown and extra point would make it a 9 point game. The 2 pointer should not be attempted until absolutely necessary. In this case it did not matter. Brady was intercepted in the end zone, a critical waste of a scoring chance. With 5 minutes to go, it was Miami facing 4th and 2 at the New England 39. Sparano passed up the 56 yard field goal attempt and the punt, and decided to go for it. Henne fired incomplete and Miami turned it over on downs.

New England went 3 and out, and with 2:09 left the Dolphins had 4th and 6 at the Patriots 41. Again Sparano decided to go for it. Henne hit Camarillo for 13 yards to keep the drive going. Carpenter was good, and with one minute left the Dolphins had come all the way back from down 14. History then repeated itself in Miami from a few yeas ago.

I was at the Monday Night Football game where the 12-1 Patriots collapsed late against the 2-11 Dolphins as Brady threw bizarre falling down interceptions. This time again Brady, as he was going to the ground, just tried to fling it anywhere. He was intercepted. The Patriots are not as good as back then, and the Dolphins are not as bad as they were that year. Yet after replay ruled that Brady’s knee was not down, the interception stood and the Dolphins had the upset win. Unlike prior games where the defender got greedy and fumbled it right back, this time the interceptor went straight to the ground to preserve the win.

Instead of a stranglehold on the division, the door is open as New England leads Miami and New York by only one game. Brady finished 19 of 29 for 352 yards and a pair of touchdowns, but a pair of costly interceptions. Henne finished 29 of 52 for 335 yards and a pair of touchdowns with one interception. Bill Bellichick, aka the Hoodie, sees what might be the crumbling of football’s evil empire. 22-21 Dolphins

Minnesota Vikings @ Arizona Cardinals was the Sunday night game. It could have been mistaken for the Senior Bowl as Brett Favre and Kurt Warner are a combined 78 years old. Let the old men play. This is not charity. They are simply playing very well. Favre lit up the Packers from 1995-1998, while 1999-2001 belonged to Warner. They each won one Super Bowl, and were close to winning a second one, falling just shy of  a dynasty. The Packers and the Rams have won nothing since they left. Favre reached another NFC Title Game in 2007 and Warner another Super Bowl in 2008. Yet they both lost.

Nevertheless, The Vikings are mauling opponents at 10-1 while the Cardinals are now the greatest show in the Desert at 7-4. Warner is coming off of a concussion, but this was expected to be the second coming of Air Coryell as Favre and Warner reached out to Percy Harvin and Larry Fitzgerald and others repeatedly.

Yet on the second play from scrimmage it was running back Tim Hightower that fumbled the ball. The Vikings took over at the Arizona 47. Favre hit Vincent Shiancoe from 10 yards out to put the Vikings up 7-0. With 4 minutes left in the opening period, Steve Breaston returned a punt 65 yards to the Minnesota 3, setting up a touchdown from Warner to Anquon Boldin to tie the game 7-7.

In the second quarter Warner found Anquon Boldin, who made a gorgeous one handed grab and outraced everybody else for a 39 yard touchdown and 14-7 Cardinals lead. Favre came back with a 10 play, 62 yard drive that ate up nearly 6 minutes. However, things bogged down at the 8 yard line. A 25 yard Ryan Longwell field goal had the Vikings within 14-10. Warner kept the track meet going, and a 34 yard touchdown pass to Larry Fitzgerald had the Cardinals up 21-10 at halftime.

The second half featured a much slower game, with Neil Rackers providing much of the action. Warner kept leading the Cardinals into the Red zone but not the end zone. As for Favre, he was harassed and knocked around. Rackers nailed kicks of 31 and 30 in the third quarter and 29 in the fourth quarter. Slowly but surely the Cardinals led 30-10. A garbage touchdown by Favre made man and others why Favre, and Warner for that matter, will still in the game at such a late juncture. Yes these are competitive guys, but an injury with 6 minutes left should have given both coaches pause about their stars in a blowout.

The stars had good games statistically. Warner was 22 of 32 for 285 yards and three touchdown passes. Favre was 30 of 45 for 275 yards and a pair of touchdowns. However, he also had a pair of interceptions. He came in with 24 touchdowns and 3 picks, and now has 26 and 5, still very solid. This was 10 years after the Packers lost to the Rams in the playoffs with Favre throwing 6 interceptions and Warner outplaying him. Adrian Peterson was stifled by the Cardinals defense, as he mustered only 19 yards on 13 carries. The Cardinals are 8-4 with a stranglehold on the NFC Worst. The Vikings are 10-2, but 2 games behind unbeaten New Orleans for home field. If these teams play again it will most likely be in Minnesota. 30-17 Cardinals

Baltimore Ravens at Green Bay Packers was the Monday night game. A pair of slightly better than average teams played a very bad game. Over 300 yards in penalties marred this game. Yet with both teams fighting for a playoff spot, it was worth watching. The Packers kicked a field goal in an ugly first quarter, but Aaron Rodgers got going after that. He finished 26 of 40 for 263 yards passing and 3 touchdowns. In the second quarter he threw touchdowns of 2 yards to Finley and 8 yards to Donald Driver as the Packers led 17-0 at the half in a game that had the makings of a blowout.

The Ravens fought back in the third quarter, helped along by critical Packer turnovers. Joe Flacco hit Washington from 12 yards out. Disaster struck one play later, and 2 scores in 16 seconds meant that Willis McGahee was running it in from one yard out as the Ravens only trailed 17-14 entering the last quarter.

Yet the Ravens failed on both sides of the ball when it counted most. Flacco failed to generate offense, and Rodgers hit Finley from 19 yards out to lock up the win. The Packers added a field goal for insurance, as the Ravens fell to 6-6. Green Bay has very quietly won 4 straight to get to 8-4. They are still 2 games back in their division, and lost both games to Minnesota, meaning they are down 3 games. Yet they are in good shape for the wild card, while the Ravens are on life support and will need to run the table to have a shot. 27-14 Packers

eric

NFL Hall of Fame Debate Saturday

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

Before getting to the Hall of Fame dispute, here is a Coors Lite knockoff commercial that is a hilarious spoof of the tirade from a couple of years ago by Oklahoma State Coach Mike Gundy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyTQUWEKx0o&NR=1

Michael Irvin’s Hall of Fame Speech is one that should be played to every child in every school across America.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23w2IOIW8AI

As for 2010, 25 men have been nominated as semifinalists for the 2010 NFL Hall of Fame enshrinement.

Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith are locks to be first ballot entries. This is as close to beyond dispute as beyond dispute can be. The other 23 is where the debates come in.

Lack of Super Bowl rings cannot be a deciding factor. Dan Marino has no rings. Trent Dilfer has one.

Statistics do matter, and great players can be on bad teams. Teams should not be rewarded for too few entries or too many enshrinees. Also, the bias against special teams players is nuts. They play football.

Also, the notion of having too many players from one position entering at the same time should be discounted. It does not matter.

Jerry Rice, Cris Carter and Tim Brown are the top 3 receivers of all time. Rice had the most touchdowns, Carter had the best hands, and Brown excelled as a receiver and a return man. All 3 of them merit inclusion since they are the 3 very best.

Cliff Branch should get in, but he will not this year. Some will say that a conspiracy against the Raiders exists. This is true, but not for the reasons people think. Exactly 9 players from the 1970s Raiders and Steelers are in Canton. The Raiders and Steelers play this week, and the voters might not want more Raiders than Steelers in the Hall from that era simply because the Steelers won 4 Super Bowls. As great as those Raiders were, one reason John Madden took so long to gain entry was that they only won one Super Bowl. They went to 5 straight AFC Title Games, the only team to ever do so.

Also, while the Steelers were the team of the 1970s and the 49ers the team of the 1980s, that artificial metric is just that. From 1976 to 1985, and equally valid time period, the Raiders were the best team, winning 3 Super Bowls. Nevertheless, Branch was not as good as the top 3 of all time.

For this reason, Andre Reed and Shannon Sharpe will get in, but not this year. Also, Reed and Branch worked with the same quarterback. The top 3 had multiple quarterbacks and still excelled.

With Running backs, Smith is in. Terrell Davis is a very close call, but he eventually should get in. Gale Sayers only played 6 years, and he is in. The Broncos do not win anything without Davis. He played in the Super Bowl with a migraine. He is not first ballot. Roger Craig was good, but not Hall of Fame good.

The Quarterbacks are Randall Cunningham and Phil Simms. I do not think either of them get in. They belong in the “Hall of very good,” not the Hall of Fame.” Both of these quarterbacks played with ferocious defenses, and when people think of their respective teams, Reggie White and Lawrence Taylor come to mind, as do Buddy Ryan and Bill Parcells. The offenses were quite good, but these were defensive teams.Had the 1998 Vikings not had a spectacular playoff collapse, maybe a case could be made, but it is still close.

With offensive linemen, Russ Grimm gets in. None of “the Hogs,” are in and that should change. Dermonti Dawson of the Steelers played after legendary center Mike Webster, but Dawson was not as good as Grimm. The Redskins won Super Bowls by running the Counter Tres.

7 linebackers are nominated, all of them repeat nominees. Charles Haley, John Randall, Chris Doleman, Kevin Greene, Cortez Kennedy, Richard Dent, and Ricky Jackson are all knocking on the door. The Hall has more offensive players than defensive ones, and their is a sensitivity to a perceived offensive bias. The problem is that the top 3 receivers were more impressive than the top defensive backs.

Haley, Randall, Doleman, and Greene all had plenty of sacks. Jackson played on one of the top linebacking corps of all time with Pat Swilling and Sam Mills. RIchard Dent complemented Mike Singletary, and Cortez Kennedy played with Jacob Green and Joe Nash. Doleman and Randall are often rewarded for their personalities, especially Randall. Greene was the long haired guy that rushed for 3 teams. Yet most of them will have to wait. Haley is the lord of the rings, with 5 of them. He gets in this year. Randall, Doleman and Grenee could get in later on, while Jackson will have to wait longer and Dent even longer than that. Kennedy has the slimmest chance.

As for contributors, Paul Tagliabue, Art Modell, and Don Coryell are nominated. “Air Coryell” must get in. Sid Gilman is in, and Gilman taught Al Davis and Don Coryell, whose AFL teams combined for 80 point games. Mike Martz learned from Don Coryell. So did Bill Walsh. The Chargers never won the big one, but the Cardinals under Coryell were very good, and sunk after he left. Art Modell may get in, but not yet. Coryell is more deserving. Moving the Browns was a black eye for the league, and while Davis moved the Raiders, he also moved them back.

Paul Tagliabue followed a legend in Pete Rozelle, but Rozelle followed a legend in Bert Bell. Tagliabue absolutely should get in. The modern NFL, including fat television contracts and labor peace, belong to Tagliabue. He might have to wait one more year only because Coryell is on the ballot.

Cornerbacks are represented by Lester Hayes and Aeneas Williams. Williams gets in. He played on some terrible Cardinals teams, and shined. Hayes played on some great teams, and in 1983 he was not even the best cornerback on the team. Mike Haynes was all world, and Hayes benefited from playing with Haynes. The stickum was irrelevant. Hayes was a great player. Hayes might get in, but Williams is more deserving.

Special teams is a an area of shame with the hall. Jan Stenerud is the only special teams player in the Hall. Ray Guy is the greatest punter of all time. Steve Tasker is the greatest special teams player of all time. Blocked punts turn around games, and Tasker had them. As for Guy, the 1980 Raiders beat the Chargers in the AFC Title Game because Guy had a 56 yard punting average, including a 71 yarder. They are both deserving, and will both get screwed again. Eventually they should get in.

Another area of shame is that coordinators and other staffers do not get consideration. Sometimes a guy is not qualified to be a head coach, but is an amazing assistant. Football is a specialized game. Bob McKittrick was and Joe Bugel is great with offensive lines. Dick Lebeau is a defensive mastermind. The Zone Blitz defense was passed from Lebeau to Dom Capers, and it stopped the West Coast Offense. It is better than the 46 Defense of Buddy Ryan and Jeff Fisher. Dick Lebeau should absolutely get in one day, and it is ridiculous that coaches below the head coaching level get shafted.

So the final 8 should be Emmitt Smith, Jerry Rice, Cris Carter, Tim Brown, Don Coryell, Russ Grimm, Charles Haley, and Aeneas Williams.

Let the debate begin.

eric

Now on to this week’s games.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers At Carolina Panthers

(Panthers by 5.5, they cover)

St. Louis Rams At Chicago Bears

(Bears by 9, they win but fail to cover)

San Diego Chargers At Cleveland Browns

(Chargers by 13.5, they win but fail to cover)

San Francisco 49ers At Seattle Seahawks

(Pick em, Seahawks win)

Minnesota Vikings At Arizona Cardinals

(Vikings by 3, they cover)

Dallas Cowboys At NY Giants

(Cowboys by 2.5, upset special, Giants win outright)

New England Patriots At Miami Dolphins

(Patriots by 4, they win but fail to cover)

Baltimore Ravens at Green Bay Packers

(Packers by 3, upset special, Ravens win outright)

eric

My Interview With Stevie Rivenbark

Friday, December 4th, 2009

On a recent trip to Duplin County, North Carolina, in the city of Pink Hill, I had the pleasure of meeting one of the loveliest women in North Carolina. This is not just my opinion. The beauty pageant judges said so.

Stevie Rivenbark was Miss Wilmington, North Carolina. She finished in the top 10 in the Miss North Carolina pageant.

http://www.stevierivenbark.com/

Her blinding beauty is matched only by her quick wit, sharp intelligence, political savvy, and appreciation of football. While she claims that she does not spend the bulk of her time turning down marriage proposals, I suspect otherwise.

I wanted to get to know her better, but after my speech I had to take a six hour drive to Silver Springs, Maryland. Somebody asked me if I was going to see if I could buy her dinner. I responded, “I don’t have time, but if she bats her eyelashes, I might buy her a third world nation.”

I think Laos is affordable.

Anyway, before getting to my actual interview, it is always fun to present the doctored fake interview that would have been conducted if I worked for the Jason Blair Times (New York Times for the politically insufferable).

With that, here is my fake interview with Stevie Rivenbark.

Eric: Is it ok if I tell people that you have spent your entire life dreaming about me?

Stevie: I only met you once.

Eric: Yes, but wasn’t it the greatest moment of your life?

Stevie: Winning the Miss Wilmington pageant was better.

Eric: Are you at least willing to give me credit for your victory?

Stevie: That is Ludicrous.

Eric: No, Ludacris is a gangsta rapper. Would you be my gangsta girl?

Stevie: If you ask me one more dumb question I am going to end this interview and recommend you seek professional help.

Eric: Ok, fine. Should I get down to the actual interview?

Stevie: Yes, I have been waiting for what seems like forever.

Now I will present the doctored version of the interview in the great tradition of the previously mentioned horrendously liberal newspaper based on the fictional conversation above.

Eric: Is it ok if I tell people that you have spent your entire life dreaming about me?

Stevie: Yes, I have been waiting for what seems like forever.

Now as much fun as delusions can be, the real Stevie Rivenbark interview was enjoyable because the real Stevie Rivenbark is a kind, thoughtful woman with a bright future ahead of her.

I now present my real interview with Miss Wilmington Stevie Rivenbark.

1) What is the Stevie Rivenbark story?

I was born in North Carolina, living in Wallace until age five at which point my family moved to Jacksonville, FL. I grew up there, taking Suzuki violin lessons and graduating from Douglas Anderson School of the Arts in 2005. Upon graduation, I moved to eastern North Carolina and became a political science student at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington. I will be graduating on December 12, and hope to move either to Nashville or Jacksonville, FL, shortly thereafter, depending on job opportunities.
As far as my “pageant life” is concerned, I competed for the first time at the age of fifteen in the Miss Jacksonville Teen pageant. I wore an $8 swimsuit I purchased from Wal-Mart, my gown was borrowed, and my interview suit was a hand-me-down. My competition was pretty stiff; most of the girls had far more money—or I should say their parents had far more money—than I. In addition, they were all well-groomed and experienced pageant girls. Nevertheless, I was able to capture the crown and from then on was “addicted” to pageantry and have competed ever since.

2) What have been the best and worst aspects of being a beauty pageant contestant?

Competing in the Miss America Organization (MAO) requires contestants to be intelligent, beautiful, and talented, unlike some of the organization’s counterparts. Having mentioned that, my experiences with competing in the MAO have been nothing but pleasant. I have blossomed into a confident young woman capable of speaking to large audiences, appearing before the media, and performing on the spot. Prior to engaging in pageants, I was too embarrassed to perform in front of large crowds solo; now, however, I can’t count the number of times I’ve done so.

3) What political issues are you most passionate about?

As a student of political science, I’ll find it rather difficult to answer such a question with much brevity. For the sake of time and space, I am most concerned about the issue of government expansion. I realize the generality of such a statement but I am overwhelming troubled by the rapid growth of our government. It’s not a politician’s right to make any decisions whatsoever regarding my healthcare just as it is inappropriate for the government to spend my tax dollars on an matter I do not support (i.e. abortion); furthermore, it is not President Obama’s right to take away my Second Amendment right—and yes, even as a “beauty queen,” I am a gun owning, member of the vast right wing conspiracy. Simply put, government should have as little interference in Americans’ lives as possible and I’m frightened by the amount of power our federal government is assuming under the Obama Administration.

4) Who are your 3 political heroes, American or world wide?

Edmund Burke, Ronald Reagan, and a tie between Zell Miller & James Inhofe.

5) What are your thoughts on the Carrie Prejean situation with Perez Hilton?

I’ve been a victim of bias in pageantry as well, although not nearly to the extent Prejean was. I’m glad she stood up for what she believes in. Kristen Dalton, a fellow Miss NC 2006 contestant with me, is a friend of mine and I think she is well deserving of the Miss USA crown. Prejean, however, will receive crowns in heaven for her stance and has received a great deal of recognition already for her strength.

6) Have you ever been subjected to any ideological bigotry as a pageant contestant, and if so, what?

I’ve been asked various questions regarding homosexuality over the years and I might add those questions have generally come from homosexual judges. I’d rather not point fingers or claim this is a reason I was not able to win, but I will say it can be cumbersome to offer a Christian perspective on homosexuality without in some way altering a homosexual’s personal view of you, wouldn’t you say?

7) Several beauty pageant winners have had successful careers in various fields, with Sarah Palin going into politics and Gretchen Carlson and Harris Faulkner becoming news reporters. What path do you see yourself on ideally?

Eventually, I plan to run for public office myself. I have a passion for politics and I have an even greater desire to serve people and keep this country on the right track. Running for office will allow me to fulfill a lifelong career ambition while also contributing what I can to this great nation.

8.) Do you like NASCAR, and if so, # 3 Dale Earnhardt or # 24 Jeff Gordon? Any opinions on the Carolina Panthers?

I’m not a big NASCAR fan, but I’d have to pull for #3. He has and will always be a great Southern icon. As for the Panthers… considering I’m a devout Peyton Manning fan, I’ll have to just leave you with, “GO COLTS!!!”

9) Do you have any opinions on the 2009 elections?

Thank goodness New Jersey has come to its senses; I’m ready for an even better turnover in 2010!!

10) What can the rest of America learn from the good people of North Carolina?

We gave you Jesse Helms. Need I say more?

11) How would you like to be remembered 100 years from now? What would you like people to say about Stevie Rivenbark the person?

Whether people agree with my right wing conservative views or not, I want to be remembered for always standing my ground despite the criticism or grief I may receive. It’s not always easy to represent radical ideas like pro-life, heterosexual marriage, a fair tax, or anti-socialism, but someone has to do it and if a 95-pound beauty queen has to be the one to do so, albeit :)

It was an absolute pleasure meeting and getting to know Stevie Rivenbark. We have been in communication since, and she has been a joy to get to know. I wish her much success always, and look forward to her taking North Carolina…and then the rest of America…by storm.

In the tradition of their hockey franchise, it will be a Carolina Hurricane indeed.

eric

Gilad Shalit–Another Israeli Surrender

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

For those who do not worship at the altar of Captain Obvious, let me state it plainly.

I am not a diplomat. I have a real job with actual responsibilities. Plus, I hate tea.

At 37 I am old enough to remember when schools taught history. For the young generation, January 20th, 2009, is not what separates the Common Era from the BCE period.

The only lesson that needs to be learned from history can be summed up in two words.

Force works.

It has always worked. Force allowed Judah Maccabee, the predecessor to Paul Wolfowitz, to take down the Greeks. Hanukkah is not about dreidels and gelt. It is the Jewish July 4th.

The Roman Empire expanded by force. and was eventually conquered when it became complacent.

Yes, Ronald Reagan won the Cold War without firing a single shot. Yet make no mistake about it. The Russians surrendered because they knew they could not win. That is how wars end. One side looks in the mirror and says, “we can’t win.”

A chess match ends when the king sees his entire defense eviscerated. He surrenders to stay alive. The card game “war,” ends when one player runs out of every single card. There is nothing left.

Very few world leaders ever seem to grasp this.

Alberto Fujimori got it. In South America, when leftist rebels took hostages, he led a brilliant raid, killed the rebels, rescued the hostages, and then added the exclamation point by putting his feet on the coffee table and lighting a cigar. He angered the leftists, the gun-control crowd, and the anti-smoking fringe. Sounds good to me.

Vladimir Putin got it. I know it is not politically correct to praise Putin, but has anybody noticed that rebel groups in Russia have taken up new hobbies? Does it seem interesting that Russian ships are not being hijacked by Somali pirates?

The pirates know better. They know that when rebels took over a school, Putin warned them that he would send his men in to kill everybody. Liberals declared that he would never let anything happen to the children. Putin knew that as awful as dead children looks on the news, giving in to the terrorists would lead to many more dead children in the future. He may not be Harry Truman, but he certainly ended the conflict. Apparently Putin does not let CNN dictate his policy decisions.

Benjamin Netanyahu has the potential to be one of the great world leaders, along with Reagan, Margaret Thatcher, Winston Churchill, George W. Bush, and Ariel Sharon.

Yet he had that potential in 1996. He ran as an enforcer and turned into a deal-making pragmatist. I truly believe in Bibi, but I worry that the Gilad Shalit situation is turning into a debacle.

The fictional invented creatures known as Palestinians have often been rewarded for their third world genocidal lunacy. They blow up discos. Israel drops leaflets. They kill innocent civilians in Pizza parlors. Israel drives Palestinian victims to the hospitals, which their relatives then try to blow up.

Palestinians release one or two Israelis, sometimes alive, sometimes dead. Israel releases hundreds of terrorists.

No, I cannot possibly know what Gilad Shalit’s family is going through. I will never understand their pain. I wore the dog tags around my neck in solidarity. I took them off and threw them across my bedroom in disgust when I realized that two of the three most recent kidnapped soldiers were murdered, and there would be no justice for their killers.

The day Gilad Shalit is released, Palestinians will be firing their guns in the air. The Jihad will continue, and they will plan the next round of kidnappings.

There was another solution, but it is too late now for this round in the never ending conflict.

When the next group of Israelis are kidnapped, and this will happen…Israel must take serious steps.

They must learn from Fujimori and Putin.

Force works. Two more words they must embrace: collateral damage. Finally, two more words: Scorched Earth.

God helps those who help themselves. Any people or nation that is not willing to do anything and everything to defend itself will not be around for long. The Holocaust is proof of what can happen when evil goes unchecked.

This means burning every village, razing every field, and sterilizing every prisoner so that they cannot reproduce a new generation of homicide bombers. Some say that Israel takes extra precautions because they value human life. Well if the Palestinians do not value human life, then that only provides extra justification for immediate and tough measures.

Time is running out. North Korea can kidnap a pair of American journalists and get rewarded with a photo op with a peripheral groveling ex-president because they have nuclear weapons. China can make their 1989 crackdown seem like child’s play tomorrow and the world will allow it because China also has nuclear weapons. What would our current leader do, something? Of course not.

Once the homicide bombers get the ultimate bomb, it will be too late. Israel has a few years left at most to take the Palestinians and break them physically, militarily, emotionally, and psychologically. Only when Palestinians are totally broken will they stop their madness. They may never stop. If they don’t, they can cease to exist too. Rocket launchers are omni-directional.

I trust Mr. Netanyahu. There is no reason to trust the Palestinians. Ever. The only promise they have ever honored is their vow to try and destroy Israel.

Now is not the time to surrender.

Gilad Shalit may experience freedom. His parents will have their nightmare end. This is good. Yet the entire nation of Israel he fought to protect will once again be held hostage.

eric

All In Or All Out

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

A great man spoke last night about sending men into battle. I admire him and you should too.

Enough about Florida State football coach Bobby Bowden. His accomplishments are many.

I am disappointed he decided to retire.

Sadly enough, somebody less significant and accomplished spoke last night and did not offer to retire.

Barack Obama spoke to the nation last night.

Water is wet, the Sun rises in the East, and the President talks.

http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.cfm?uuid=4486A8EE-18FE-70B2-A8143B2A4DFA6780

To quote rock group Spinal Tap, “The more it stays the same, the less it changes.”

I did not listen to the speech. I was giving a speech in Silicon Valley. Given the size of the crowd, I must say how gratifying it is to know that so many people would rather listen to me than to the President.

His speeches are 45% platitudes, 30% bromides, 25% meanderings, and 5% nonsense. For those who point out that this adds up to 105%, this is Obama world. The numbers add up because he says so.

So let me break down my Afghanistan policy in a  way that can be summed up in a few words, rather than in an endless string of speeches, each one less consequential than the previous one.

The answer can be summed up in one sentence.

All in or all out.

Anything else is unacceptable.

Mr. Obama and other liberals repeatedly pilloried George W. Bush, because again, water is wet and that is what they do. After all, he is a conservative who exists and breathes air. It is called Ideological Bigotry. Afghanistan was the good war, the ones liberals would fight if only we would get out of Iraq.

They didn’t mean it. The most sincere moment of honesty came when a liberal Congressman pointed out that the war was eating up money that could be spent on Mr. Obama’s domestic agenda. After all, why try and save America from third world genocidal lunatics when we can become a beacon to the world by giving Khalid Sheik Mohammed government sponsored healthcare?

President Obama is not being “thoughtful,” “nuanced,” “deliberative,” or any other code words that Vice President Cheney accurately referred to as “dithering,” and Sir Charles of Krauthammer compared to “Hamlet.”

He is not making tactical or strategic calculations. He is making political ones, while our soldiers fight and die.

He is dealing with the same conflict that has bedeviled past donkey presidents. A significant wing of his party wants to sing Kumbaya with KSM and make Smores. Everything is George W. Bush’s fault, and if we could just understand our enemies, they would one day come to love us.

Heck, if we could show Armageddonijad the beauty of Judaism he might have his son Bar-Mitzvahed.

Triangulating on domestic policy is what liberals do. Triangulating on foreign policy issues such as war can get us all blown to Kingdom Come.

Mr. Obama is worried about a liberal version of Pat Buchanan running a primary challenge in New Hampshire in 2012. He should be more concerned about our soldiers in 2009 who are risking their lives for a cause that he may or may not be committed to winning depending on what day of the week it is.

How do I know all of this? How do I know he is not being “deliberative?”

Because the plans have been on his desk for months. He had time to appear on Letterman and Leno, so i know he made time to read the war plans. There is no way such a dedicated public servant would go out and play without doing his homework first.

Like his last Democratic predecessor, he is trying to be all things to all people in a political party that even Will Rogers knew was disorganized.

People point to his predecessor as having low poll numbers. This is what happens when one makes tough, hard choices. They upset people, sometimes permanently. That is called leadership. It is also called adulthood.

America exists as a nation because the Union was willing to do anything and everything to win the Civil War. William Tecumseh Sherman did not take a poll or convene a focus group. He did not send the Secretary of State to sip tea with Robert E. Lee or anyone else in the Confederacy. He simply marched to the Sea, and burned everything to the ground. He made enemies. Those enemies surrendered. General Sherman got his marching orders from President Abraham Lincoln, who let him do whatever he needed to do to win.

President Obama compares himself to Lincoln. He is nothing like Lincoln. Lincoln is revered now, but he was hated then. Yet when his generals were insubordinate, he fired them and replaced them with people who would follow his orders.

Now Obama delays giving orders lest he offend some protesters on college campuses who might take time away from skipping class and protesting 100 issues to skip class and protest 101 issues, including him.

The President needs to do what is right. History will take care of the rest.

He should go “All in” in Afghanistan. That means a mass escalation…yes escalation…to whatever levels the military needs…to weed out every last genocidal Islamofascist zealot. We need to blow up every cave, raze every village, and slaughter every goat. Collateral damage should not ever be a consideration. Collateral damage can be minimized to zero when the enemy surrenders.

If the President is not willing to do this, then his other solution is to go “all out.” Take all the troops, and immediately bring them home. Just surrender. I don’t want one single soldier dying in vain for a lost cause, whether it be Detroit or Afghanistan.

I disagree with those on the far left that want to go all out, but at least their prescription, while complete lunacy, is an actual policy. Say what you will about leftists, but they don’t mince words. They are committed.

So am I. So should the President be.

The President should stop insulting our intelligence. He should stop pontificating. He should stop floating trial balloons that he punctures at the slightest hint of resistance from his irrelevant base.

Enough speeches. We need to either win or go home.

Our enemies have pushed all of their chips to the center of the table.

We are long past decision time.

It is time for action.

All in or all out, Mr. President.

eric