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Happy “Force men to spend money so your gender will leave us alone” Day

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Happy “Force men to spend money so your gender will leave us alone” Day!

Yes, it is February 14th.

http://www.worldloveinc.us/page/page/1391009.htm

First, let’s dispense with some myths, and contrary to what an eighth grader once wrote in an essay, a myth is not a female moth.

Myth # 1) I am against Valentine’s Day because I am lonely.

Fact–I am dating a lovely woman. We are happy.

Myth # 2) Valentine’s Day is not about bleeding mens’ wallets.

Fact–The jewelry, chocolate, flower and teddy bear industries beg…and beg…and beg…to differ…inbetween bouts of begging.

Myth # 3) Women should be treated extra special on Valentine’s Day.

Fact–Every day should be Valentine’s Day. Getting it right one day per year does not permit being a screwup the other 364 days. It means guys can clean their own laundry, put it away themselves, cook their own dinner, do the dishes, and care what their woman has to say when she is pouring her heart out (with exemptions during NFL Sundays).

I am not anti-love. I am anti-stupidity. Forced romance based on artificial timetables and constraints is the height of stupidity.

Now as much as I would like to wish sweet nothings on Shannon Doherty and every republican Jewish brunette on the planet, I need to save a certain amount of goodness for the intensely kind lady that sent me some hate mail yesterday.

She read my column entitled “repeal the 19th Amendment” and got her panties in a wad.

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2008/01/repeal-the-19th-amendment/

I am just thankful she did not read about my fantasies involving Bea Arthur and Monique from Showtime at the Apollo. Then she would have really thought I had screws loose.

After all, how many people are convinced that C3PO is homosexual, most likely a Log Cabin Republican? How many stay up at night wondering if C3PO could win a fistfight with Wembley the Fraggle from Fraggle Rock?

Yep, I am a strange ducky, with apologies to web footed friends everywhere, especially since a duck might be somebody’s mother.

Now that my deadly serious credentials have been established, I bring you the rantings of a flaming feminist (redundant, I know). I would remark that this woman needs a good paddling on her badonkadonk, but that would inflame the situation (as well as the bandonkadonk itself), and lord knows I am not about inciting trouble. Below is her screed.

“Okay, I don’t know who you are or what this website is all about, but I think this was the most ignorant article I have ever read. Canceling the 19th Amendment? Are you mentally unstable or something? I know you were trying to make a point- I got that. But it was a stupid way of getting there. Not every women agrees with Hillary Clinton’s ideas and will vote for her just because we want to get the male population in this country back for all of the inequality it has put us through in history. Personally, I love Obama and I think he can bring about change. But if he wanted to cancel women’s suffrage, like you say you want to, I would call him a testosterone driven bigot who shouldn’t even be participating in politics.”

I shall now repeat her comments, interspersed with my own rapier wit.

"Okay, I don't know who you are…"

I am eric! I am thrilled we cleared that up!

"or what this website is all about…,"

Well don’t let me stop you from jumping to conclusions!

"but I think this was the most ignorant article I have ever read."

1)	What was the other article you read, not counting anything with pictures?
2)	Yeah baby! I’m # 1! Take that other alpha males!

"Canceling the 19th Amendment? Are you mentally unstable or something?"

I just might be….until the verdict comes back, I will go with “or something.”

"I know you were trying to make a point- I got that."

Well bully for you! I shall toss thee a cracker like I do with the other baby seals.

"But it was a stupid way of getting there."

Actually it was pretty d@ng funny to anybody with a sense of humor. You, most likely
being a feminist, lack this.

"Not every women agrees with Hillary Clinton's ideas and will vote for
her just because we want to get the male population in this country back for all
of the inequality it has put us through in history."

Life sucks, get a helmet, and stand in line behind every other victim group. I gave
at the office.

"Personally, I love Obama and I think he can bring about change. But if he
wanted to cancel women's suffrage, like you say you want to, I would call him
a testosterone driven bigot who shouldn't even be participating in politics."

I agree. Anybody who seriously advocated that would be uncivilized. I on the other
hand was not being serious. I do not believe we should take women and give them
the ketchup bottle treatment, no matter how lovely their badonkadonk. However, I
do believe any woman that interrupts me when I am watching football should come
down with laryngitis.

Oh, and Adam was blameless. It was all Eve’s fault…and nobody cares about the WNBA
or Lifetime Network. Ok, that covers everything.

eric  :)

P.S. Happy "Force Men to spend money so your gender will leave us alone"
Day, aka February 14th.

Ok all, I think the point has been rammed down this woman’s throat, which I cannot say is a location I would want myself to be, because I have never seen her pictures. Also, the woman I am dating would throttle me, and lord knows she is a patient one. She has to be. She is dating me.

Now to go plan a nice weekend for her, not because a holiday dictates it, but because she is sweet and unpretentious, and the less she asks for, the more I want to give her.

Happy February 14th everybody! For those celebrating, remember two things…

1) The J. Geils Band singing “Love Stinks,” is not the way to score points.

2) Feminists are people too. They have the same needs and desires as everybody else. They just need it from each other, not men.

eric

Hillary Will Defeat Obama

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Hillary Clinton will defeat Barack Obama for the democratic nomination for President.

Anybody can back somebody when they are winning. I am prepared to throw out every piece of evidence, data, and logic, and say that Hillary will win.

Yes, I know, Obama has been racking up primary and caucus victories like they were candyin some cases by 50 percentage points. It does not matter.

Yes, I know Clinton just fired her campaign manager, and that her campaign is supposedly in turmoil and besieged by infighting. It does not matter.

Yes, Barack Obama raised 32 million dollars in one month, while Hillary Clinton had to loan her campaign 5 million of her own personal wealth to stay afloat. It does not matter.

Yes, Obama is getting all the press coverage, and it is overwhelmingly positive. Grab a bullhorn, go to the rooftop, and listen to me shout that it does not matter.

Yes, I said that the chances of Hillary losing were about as likely as the Patriots losing to the Giants in the Superbowl. Yes, the Patriots lost. It does not matter. If anything, it makes a Hillary win more likely, since there is not enough room for two feel good stories of David defeating Goliath in the same year.

Hillary will win the nomination, and Obama will lose.

So what is my evidence? Nothing more than deep feelings in my gut.

That’s it? That’s all I have to offer? No evidence?

No. No statistical evidence. Unless one counts a lifetime of victories by Bill and Hillary Clinton. That is the only statistic that matters. The numbers do not matter, except for wins and losses.

The Clintons supposedly lost the Governor’s mansion in 1980. It was just a temporary setback, and he came back two years later. They supposedly lost it all in 1994 when the republicans took over Congress. This faulty logic implied that the Clintons even cared about that. They did not care about the party. They care first and foremost about themselves, and self preservation combined with triangulation brought them easy reelection in 1996.

In 2000, Hillary moved to a state she had never lived in, and won a Senate seat. She won a landslide reelection even as voters knew she was only using them as a stepping stone to the Presidency.

This is what allows Hillary to win. There is nothing bad left to say about her. It has all been said. All the negatives are already factored in.

The people who hate her have maxed out. If anything, she might win over a small amount of them. Those who love her will fight to the death for her. People have gone to jail for this woman. They have died for her. They will do anything for her. That means anything.

Anything means destroying a man who is an image, but largely undefined.

Some speculate that Hillary will not engage in a search and destroy mission against Obama because it would decimate the party. This does not matter, because Hillary has never cared about the party. She and her husband are narcissists. If Obama has to be obliterated for a greater good, which to her means her, then so be it. Besides, the republicans would do it anyway, so she is just doing the party a favor.

I want to be wrong. I would be delighted to finally see these two political heat seeking missiles done in by their own arrogance. The Clintons claim that they want to end the politics of personal destruction. This is not possible as long as they are on the scene because they are the politics of personal destruction.

So what should republicans do?

They should stay as far away from this as possible.

Some republicans want to go after Obama hard now because they think that Hillary would be the easier general election opponent. Some conservatives are licking their chops at facing Hillary.

These people need to be drug tested. The Clintons are the same people that cleaned republican clocks in the 1990s, except that they are older and wiser. Republicans that brag that they are not afraid of the Clintons ought to pipe down and develop a healthy dose of fear.

I am screaming until I am blue in the face that Hillary can win.

As for those who want to bring down Obama, wait until the d@mn general election. Let Hillary do the worst damage. Otherwise, it will boomerang back and garat us.

I am not laying a glove on Obama. If he should somehow win the nomination, I am not going near his religion or any other nonscandals that will blow up in our faces.

Calling him “B. Hussein Obama” is childish. He is American, and was not a supporter of the former Iraqi dictator. His cocaine usage as a teenager is irrelevant. George W. Bush was not a choirboy as a teenager.

Yes, there are questions about Obama’s Pastor, but unless hard evidence emerges that Barack Obama would subvert America, this argument is a dead end. As for the Muslim angle, Obama has insisted that he is a Christian. To doubt his sincerity on the issue would be insulting. Religion should not be an issue in the campaign, be it Mitt Romney’s Mormonism, or any other candidate’s beliefs.

The race card? Out of the question.

So what is left?

How about policy. It is the last thing the media thinks about, but it matters most.

Barack Obama is an empty suit. He stands for nothing. He is a walking platitude of uselessness.

The left wants to pretend that Americans will not vote for a man that is black. Let them hurl all the insults on the planet. That is what they do anyway. It is reverse psychology, a way of bullying people into voting for somebody. Better to support an unqualified man than be a racist.

Going into the gutter against the Clintons in a general election would be easy because we would be in the gutter as soon as the campaign started. The Clintons are the gutter.

Obama has nowhere to go but down. People believe in him right now, but as soon as he lets his supports down…which he will because nobody can stay on a pedestal forever…the reaction away from him will be as rapid as his rise.

The Clintons could deck Obama’s children, take their candy, and make them cry, and James Carville would mumble, “that’s just Arkansas politics.” The republicans would get blamed.

If Obama were to survive the Clintons, it would finish them. Therefore, they will pull out all the stops. They do not need to fear blowback because they have already absorbed every possible type of hit on their character. If both candidates hit rock bottom, the Clintons will lift each other up.

The only way the republicans can win the election without being seen as racist, sexist, homophobic pigs is to make sure that all the cheap shots are within the internal confines of the democratic party. They are the ones obsessed with race and division, they just never get called on it.

Yes, it is frustrating knowing that we as republicans have to apologize for having the nerve to vote for our own candidate, a decorated war hero. If he wins, it will be because we are bigots, not because the better candidate won.

The shame in all of this is that there are so many blacks and women that are far better candidates than Obama and Hillary. Listing them could take days.

The best thing for republicans to do is to let Hillary take down Obama. Then republicans can take down the woman who took down Obama. Let Hillary sink to the level that no self respecting person would go anywhere near.

If Obama wins the nomination, the general election will be about issues, not scandals. It will be about liberalism versus conservatism, between two polite, respectful, and completely different individuals.

That is too much to ask. The media thrives on food fights.

They love Obama now, but they love winning more. That means democrats must win. Hillary Clinton has 35 years of accomplishing nothing, but she did defeat the republicans.

The media is getting ready to savage John McCain. Backing from Huckabee supporters means that McCain is backed by bible thumping knuckle draggers. Backing from Romney supporters means support from zealous cultists. Support from Giuliani backers means being supported by racial polarizers. It does not matter that McCain is a good, decent man. The vultures are awaiting to rip him apart, shred by patriotic shred.

As for Obama, it was a good ride while it lasted.

So how does one stop Hillary Clinton?

I wish I knew.

I just hope somebody in the republican camp figures it out before November.

eric

Killer Khalid Sheik Mohammed on Trial

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Killer Khalid Sheik Mohammed is going on trial, and prosecutors are seeking the death penalty. The mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks is finally, God willing, on his path to hell.

While this would normally be something positive, my cause for dismay is the lack of exposure this story is getting.

I mean how can Greta Van Substanceless talk about it when there is more non-information about Natalee Holloway? After all, don’t we need another story about Joran Van Der Sloot?

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/04/the-war-against-nonsense/

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/06/how-can-we-worry-about-al-queda-when-phtv-is-the-only-news/

Why would the democrats discuss this, or any other issue? Isn’t the real story about the horse race? Will Barack Obama win white voters? Can Hillary win anybody besides aging white women?

How can we discuss Khalid Sheik Mohammed? After all, isn’t the big story Chelsea Clinton? Didn’t some news reporter refer to her using an insulting term?

I have said in the past that we cannot win the War on Terror until we win the war against nonsense. Right now the war against nonsense is winning.

The closest thing to substance will be whether or not John McCain can mend fences with the far right wing his his party. Yet even this story misses the mark as well. The conflicts focused on are illegal immigration and campaign finance reform. The real issue should be torture.

Khalid Sheik Mohammed was waterboarded. Only three people have been waterboarded by U.S. soldiers. He was one of them. McCain is against torture, including waterboarding. If he had been in charge, would he have allowed Killer Khalid to be waterboarded?

Khalid is getting a military trial. What do Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama think about this? Should military trials be abolished?

Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty. What do Hillary and Obama think about this. If the ACLU tries to prevent an execution from being carried out, where will they stand?

Killer Khalid was being held at Guantanamo Bay. Those that wish to shut down Gitmo need to have an alternative location to house bloodthirsty murderers like Khalid. Would they be willing to have him kept in a maximum security prison in Arizona, Illinois or New York? Or should Gitmo stay open?

The proceedings will be public. Is this wise? Is full disclosure a danger to jury members, putting their lives at risk?

Given that staunch allies in the War on Terror England and Australia are both against capital punishment, how can we mend those fences without caving on the issue?

Will networks be able to stop babbling about the “Potomac Primary” just long enough to focus on this story? Or do we really need to know whether a bunch of liberal lacktivists known as Superdelegates will screw up an election between two irrelevant individuals?

There is a hole in the ground, and 3000 Americans are dead. Can the media for five minutes remove their collective heads from Barack Obama’s anus? Can we either take Joran Van Der Sloot and either shoot him or let him go for good already?

Do we need to focus on imbecilic rappers wearing offensive t-shirts at an awards show nobody acres about? Do we need stories about the writers’ strike? People not going to work is not news. It is not like anything of consequence is being written about anyway.

Can’t we give Paul McCartney and Heather Mills guns and let them duel at 10 paces?

Hillary Clinton fired some Mexican woman nobody should care about and replaced her with some black woman nobody should care about. Actually, to be fair, some woman who happened to be Mexican was fired and replaced by a woman who happens to be black.

A presidential candidate with no shot of winning is arguing over votes as if the year was 2000. No word yet on how Al Gore feels about this.

I would say more, but conveying disgust is almost as much a waste of time as reading the nonsense anywhere else.

I shall leave the stupidity to others. I would say more, but if I start surfing the internet now, I might find an article about Killer Khalid Sheik Mohammed somewhere.

eric

Suicide Bomber Republicans

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Quick irrelevant note…This column was actually written on February 8th, 2008, or 2-8-8. 2-8-8 is the pattern of electrons that form noble gases, which are stable. I know nothing about science, and therefore have no idea what I am talking about. Now, onto politics, another topic that I know nothing about, but continue to blog about. Unlike noble gases, the people quoted below are highly unstable. None of them are protons, because protons are positive.

G. Gordon Liddy, one of the last people on Earth to be thought of as a liberal, has become one of the voices of reason in the raging debate about John McCain. He advocates that republicans and conservatives rally around McCain, and that we do not sit out the election, or worse, vote for Hillary Clinton. He is right. He refers to those who want to destroy McCain from the right as “Suicide Bomber Republicans.” I have told the crazies to knock it off and fall into line. Not all of the critics of McCain are crazy, but too many of them are. I am not trying to silence them. I am pointing out that that the time to work on McCain is during the primaries and after the general election, but not during the general election. We have to be united. If they have to criticize at the worst possible time, at least do so in a civilized manner.
I am a rock ribbed conservative republican. I am no RINO (Republican in name only). I have an ideology, but I prefer winning to ideological purity. Winners govern. John McCain is our leader, and I support him.

Some say Obama could be his foe, but this will not happen. The Patriots lost the Superbowl, and one miracle per year is all that the universe allows. I made the following vow on Michelle Malkin’s website:

“If Barack Obama wins the Presidency, I will send a picture of myself to Ms. Malkin, and give her permission to superimpose my picture on a donkey under the headline, ‘another Jack@ss gets it wrong.’

This is a binding contract. I will put it all on the line. Barack Obama will not be President. My chips are pushed to the front of the table.

I do not even expect him to beat Hillary, because her minions have time to destroy him using their typical cutthroat methods.”

I am less frightened by liberals propelling Obama than I am by conservatives who have gone over the edge of anything constituting reasonable human behavior. If Bill Cosby and Juan Williams can criticize black people, I can criticize conservative republicans who bash John McCain for the same reason…I am one of them, and I deeply care.

This is not about disagreeing with him. Many normal people do. The comments below represent the lunatics, and I will try and stop them so that I can go back to dealing with liberals.

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/02/11/mccain-estrangement-syndrome/

“If McShame is the candidate, then he’ll get my vote. But I won’t be voting for him, I’ll voting for the troops.”

“Gingrich was fake. He hardly tried to pass the ‘contract with America’ bills.”

“McVain is no more for the troops than Obama or Hillary.”

“If McCain wins the election, a conservative majority in the Congress will be obliged to follow him over the cliff of socialism as they did with Bush.”

The Dub is a socialist? Who knew? D@mn butterfly ballot.

“JOHN MCCAIN IS NOT A MODERATE. HE HAS VOTED MORE LIBERAL THAN HILLARY from 1997-2007. Check out his record. Paaaleeezee people. Stop just chanting McCain’s montra.”

Actually it’s mantra. The man above may be a manstrosity.

“You still think McCain will have our troops best interests in mind and you are calling us 5th graders? McCain “swift boated” the Swift Boaters. The verterans do not support him.”

No, but the veterans do. I would say McCain is the one being swift boated, but that would imply that being swift boated was a bad thing. Being lied about is a bad thing. John Kerry was the slanderer, not the victim. Also, Ghenghis Khan should not be pronounced with a Brahmin sounding J.

“Borrow-and-spend combines the liberal spending and big government philosophy of the Democrats with the irresponsibility of a reformed Democrat (Reagan) or of a reformed drunk (Bush). Not what I call conservatism.

And last but not least, George Washington had it right on Israel and the neo-‘conservatives’ War on Terror when he said:”

I left out the remaining pointless antisemitism of the post. Also, George Washington retired in 1797, and Israel was created in 1948.

“For all of you panicking about the welfare of the troops thinking McNasty is the only answer take a freaking chill pill!”

“Oh and George Bush was a moderate, John McCain is a liberal. Think about it? Republicans are moving to “reach across the eisle” to democrats so well they are now just as liberal.”

“This whole ‘vote for McCain because he’s our only choice now’ reminds me a line I heard in the movie Pure Country….Quoted by Ernest Tucker “The funny thing about that little white speck on the top of chicken Sh__. That little white speck is chicken Sh__ too.”Hillary and Obama are the pile and McCain is the little white speck.””Vote for McCain. NEVER.So long as he has the anti-borders staff he has he can go straight to hell. And that’s just the beginning.I will show up. I will vote for conservatives. And I will write-in “Mickey Mouse” for the rest.”Mickey Mouse? Now this is a serious voter. If Mickey Mouse is in hell, then what? At least one guy besides me had a sense of humor.

“Dude!! Mickey Mouse is a big tax and spend liberal who wants free government cheese for everyone at taxpayers expense!

Don’t Do It!”

Now back to the lunatics.

“Just in case B.H.O. is nominated… whick seems likely at this poiitn..bumper sticker suggestion…VOTE MCCAIN NOT HUSSEIN!”Now that is how to win people over, comparing a guy who I have said is an empty suit but a good guy to a man who murdered over a million people. No wonder liberals keep fighting the war. They think Dubya tried to kill Obama.”Jesus NEVER advocated compromise, he commanded ‘pick a side’, ‘you’re either with me or against me’ and ‘if you’re lukewarm, I will spit you out of my mouth!’ The GOP is either true conservative or NOT.”Jesus preached love and tolerance. Even Mike Huckabee can’t get the endorsement of Jesus, and his life is dedicated to him. Also, spitting is impolite.

“I call on Senior McPain to refuse his paycheck as long as he is on the road neglecting his job getting amnesty for illegal aliens.”

Minus the slur, I think both nominees should resign their seat. Bob Dole did honorably, and Joseph Lieberman should have done it.

Ross Perot has told us all about McCain’s treachery against his first wife. McCains deliberate resistance against rescuing American POWs from Vietnam and the USSR is a matter of public record.”

Ross Perot? I forgot he was the voice of reason and not somebody into conspiracy theories about his daughter’s wedding.

The following person actually supports McCain, but sometimes even people who agree with me make me hang my head in shame.

“On behalf of baby killers everywhere, thank you Michelle and you other ideological purists. And to think we’re only one vote away from Roe v. Wade being overturned!Enjoy explaining yourselves to the unborn in the next life.”
Ok, back to the anti-McCain hysterics.
“he has apparently deployed his minions to sites like this to force people into line through the use of tactics I find objectionable.”So now he is sending me and other goons onto conservative sites to suppress their right to lambaste him. Apparently only venom spewing people that hate McCain are clear thinkers. I might watch “Goonies,” to see what a goon does.”have you not read ANYTHING on this site recently about John McCain? ‘a whiff of moderate centrism’ – that’s like saying Adolf Hitler had a ‘whiff of antisemitism’.”At that point I had had it and replied myself.

“Commenter # 35…nice use of Hitler.

How utterly disgusting.

Yeah yeah, it was only an analogy…spare me.

I don’t care.

Hitler tried to kill my dad. McCain did not. Period.”

Yet the foaming at the mouth continued.

“If you are woo’ed by this man, you are a fool. His actions have been consistently anti-conservative. Even when he happened to vote conservative, it seemed to leave a bad taste in his mouth.”

So the 82% of the time he votes conservative according to the ACU is just an acting job. Somebody buy him some vanilla mint Listerine or Scope.

“I also listened to McCain’s speech today. I found it as short on vision, as are his arms!”

Disgusting. Truly disgusting.

“Anyone know of a site that has McCain’s history? I wanna learn a little more about him.”

The following above comment is very openminded, but I included it for a specific reason. On a site filled with comments, the above fellow felt that none of them had credibility to give him a fair picture. He wanted to go somewhere else to actually learn. Good for him. He is right.

“Bush had indicated early on he would veto anything with amnesty in it. But of course JORGE BUSH was right on board with McCain and kennedy, wasnt he….”

“I cant forget McCains role, but thank god we stopped it and humbled the arrogant SOB.”

“Talked the talk, but will he walk the walk?

Not unless we put the proper planks in the platform then nail McCain’s feet to them.”

I have not heard such violence since I watched an antiwar peace rally.

“Michelle (Malkin) lives in a blue state (Maryland). That state will go democratic even if Pol Pot was running.”

Ok, I admit, that was funny to me. Yet to many, Pol Pot is Hitler. We have to tone it down. Even some liberals would support Dubya to Pol Pot. I hope.

“We have to pound the crap out of McCain until we get some real, quantifiable attention from him on the shamnesty issue.”

“Grab your 2 by 4 Conservative Plank of choice (immigration, border, taxes, judges, global warming, etc), and help pound it into the GOP Party Platform – and from there up-side McCain’s maverick head to fully get his attention.”

“If you have the guts, grab a ‘plank’ and start swinging like Buford Pusser.””We have 6 months to beat some sense into the party and McCain.”Hey, let’s take an elderly war hero and inflict violence upon him! I know, it is a metaphor. It is a horrible one, beneath the dignity of any rational human being. I do not tolerate such language form liberals, and I expect better from conservatives.”I feel almost like a battered wife being told by her abusive husband (McCain and the GOP establishment) how he has changed and wants me back after his pretty sounding speech.The cycle of abuse stops here! ”

So people can threaten to beat up McCain with a 2 by 4, but he cannot defend himself. Got it. Makes sense.

“Condhimmi Rice would be your conservative choice for VP?”

Yeah, Condi is an Arab lover. Oh no wait, she isn’t.

“This is not the country that I grew up in in the 50s: National pride, work ethic, strong families, very low divorce rate, stay at home Moms, decent Hollywood movies and TV, people going to church, neighborhood picnics, one American car in the driveway, ‘57 Chevy Convertibles, board games with Mom & Dad in the evening, the senior prom in the HS gym….. No internet, no cell phones, no Iphones, very little Hollywood trash, no gay issues, no Hondas or Toyotas, no CDs or DVDs……”

Yeah, the 1950s, when liberals controlled everything. No thank you, I will take the last quarter century of conservative dominance. Also, there were gay issues back then. The President of Iran still thinks there are no gays. They always existed, they are just now being treated as human beings. Plus, I like the internet. I meet pretty girls on here.

“Any idea where the rent a mob of McCain supporters came from?”

We are called people. Mobs shout and scream. I am calm and rational.

“But if the man forces God’s hand, because what he is reaching out to take hold of and squeeze to death is too important to God, and he would not let God help him with his own heart in private, then in a very public manner, God will show him and anyone else looking, exactly what he really is.

Today, February 7, exactly 9 months to the day before Election Day – following Super Tuesday, and Ronald Reagan’s birthday, a blackhearted man tries to wrest the Reagan reputation for himself to grab power to NOT be a servant of all, but to be a destroyer,
trying to grab the reputation of Ronald Reagan for himself, the very words of Ronald Reagan in CPAC 1975 show the very ironic Truth about a man who does not in fact have an ounce of humility in his entire body – glaringly portrays the stark contrast.

In this other instance, there is no display of humility, of a heart tuned towards God, or mindful of the First calling of any who would be elevated – “Be a Servant of All! First!”

Nothing could be further from his mind or heart.”

Most religious people are not zealots. Either the above commenter is God…or a zealot. I suspect the latter, but will repent if I am wrong.

“So we must be looking at one of the most rare and most stunning events being prepared for the world stage in all of recorded human history.”

I thought I destroyed that sex tape. Don’t blame Shannon Doherty. She is a sweet girl. I am the sick one. Man I wish I did not make that up. I so adore her.

“You cannot plop a dead vulture on the dining table and get mad at the folks for not sitting down with the family and having a nice holiday meal with you.

And go pick up the furniture YOU knocked over with my bruised body, yourself.

And YOU wash my blood off your hands and the walls – and do it without my help.

I’ll be busy elsewhere.”

I will be busy trying to question why eugenics is illegal when commenters like that exist.

“I cannot imagine anyone on earth spending 10 MINUTES in such a pool having any SYMPATHY or any STOMACH for the sight of McCain on the issue of the WATERBOARDING hysterics he is dishing to our boys, making their jobs the hardest he can – OBVIOUSLY HOPING TO MAKE THEM SO IMPOSSIBLE THE KIDS JUST FLAT DROP OUT OF OUR MILITARY ALL TOGETHER!

The very IDEA of McCAIN being a CONSIDERATION of a Commander in Chief to anyone who has watched his public performance in the MSM for the last 5 years – IN TANDEM AND HARNESS YOKE WITH THE LIKES OF TOADY CHAPPAQUIDDICK KENNEDY AND HANOI JOHN – is enough to make me go CAMPAIGN for the DEMOCRATS AND SOCIALISTS AND COMMUNIT PARTIES IN AMERICA – and RALPH NADER’S GREEN PARTY, TOO!

I may not stop puking for 5 years that YOU had the gall to sit here on Michelle Malkin’s site and ESPOUSE MCCAIN AS A COMMANDER IN CHIEF!

Like Joseph Mengele for teaching BEDSIDE MANNERS TO DOCTORS.

Not to insult Joseph Mengele.

And yes, I am getting MADDER!

I am sorry, I know it is not your fault.
I am not mad at you – I am just very angry.”

Joseph Mengele? I spoke too soon about eugenics. I rarely endorse illegal activity, but somebody get the above guy a call girl and calm him down. Or if he is like many enraged moralists, a call boy.

“PLEASE INVESTIGATE McCAIN BUTT BUDDY FRED with Ann Coulter, George Will, and a dozen other great columnists before doing something that would make you feel JUST AS STUPID AS VOTING FOR McCAIN!”

At this point I thought of the Will Ferrell movie “Anchorman.” Several of the characters started yelling, and then weatherman Brick Tamland (played by Steve Carrell) and his IQ of 48 started yelling randomly just to fit in. I, with an IQ of at least 50, briefly adopted that character with my comments below.

“CAPITAL LETTERS!
YELLING!
SHOUTING!VICIOUS INSULTS!
BUTT BUDDIES!TOURETTES SYNDROME!RATIONAL DISCOURSE!Oh wait…make that rational discourse.

I thought I was on the Daily Kos website for a second.

McCain is looking better by the minute, and some of his detractors need to be tested for rabies.

I pray the liberal media does not peruse this thread. Ms. Malkin may wish to cancel the entire thread, my own posts included (although I hope she does not).

Hillary could not ask for anything more than some of the above comments.

Ok, back to leading my normal, mainstream conservative life.

NORMAL.”

I am aware that some liberals will use this column to indict all conservatism. I am prepared for that chance. I will not sit back and let a good, decent man and war hero like John McCain be smeared by people not fit to lick his boots.

I expect the liberals to try and destroy him the minute the democrats pick a nominee. I expect them to foam at the mouth. Let them. That is what they do.

All I know is that when the conservatives come out with their guns blazing, somebody had better tell the lead shooters to not be standing in a circle.

It is not the issue of disagreeing. To paraphrase a consultant that I disagreed with, but who knew how to win elections…it’s the vitriol, stupid.

Whether right wingers masquerading as American conservatives, or Palestinians masquerading as poor misunderstood innocents, I have no patience for suicide bombers.

eric

NFL 2007–2008 Pro Bowl Recap

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

The Super Bowl is actually not the last NFL game of the year. One week after the Super Bowl is the Pro Bowl.

The Super Bowl features the players from the two best teams, or to be more specific, the best team in each conference. The Pro Bowl features the best players from all 32 teams, although certainly not in equal proportion. It is the equivalent of what other leagues call the All Star Game.

Although other leagues have their All Star Game at the midpoint of the season, the NFL does it at the end of the year due to the severe risk of injury associated with football. Defenses may not blitz, play bump and run, or have nickel or dime packages. The downside is that the game is anticlimactic for many people, and watched by few.

It is also a time of sadness, since after the Pro Bowl, there is not meaningful NFL Football until September. Yes, there is the draft in April, and Preseason, but that is not the same. After the Pro Bowl, for 7 months, Sundays are a waste.

The rules of the game are set up to encourage high scoring and minimize injury. Many players selected refuse to play, preferring an extra week of rest. Therefore, to encourage participation, the NFL holds the Pro Bowl in Honolulu, Hawaii. The league has flirted with rotating cities annually as is done with the Superbowl, but the players prefer Hawaii.

I attended the Pro Bowl in 2006 and 2007, but not this year due to my attending the Superbowl in Phoenix. Resources are finite, and mine are now very finite.

Like the Harlem Globetrotters in basketball, the Pro Bowl is mainly about entertainment. The teams are led by the coaching staffs of the teams that lost heir conference title games. The Chargers lost to the Patriots in the AFC, and the NFC saw the Packers fall to the Giants. So the Patriots and Giants play in the Superbowl, while the coaches of the Chargers and Packers led the Pro Bowl squads. The game usually features plenty of trick plays and blunders.

Yet ego plays a role, so the teams did not want to kick the ball to Joshua Cribbs of the Browns or Devon Hester of the Bears.

The AFC took the opening kickoff, and Peyton Manning of the Colts went to work. After a snap went over his head, resulting in 2nd and 30, a pass to Tony Gonzalez of the Chiefs followed by a pass to Braylon Edwards of the Cleveland Browns set the AFC up at the one yard line. Lorenzo Neal of the Chargers plowed in for the 7-0 lead.

The NFC began with Tony Romo of the Cowboys having a stalled drive. Yet a fake punt allowed the drive to continue, and Romo found Larry Fitzgerald of the Cardinals to tie the game at 7-7. Both teams needed about 4 minutes to score.

The AFC came back again fairly quickly, and Manning found Houshmanzadeh again, this time for a touchdown and a 14-7 lead. Again, the drive took about 4 minutes. After a fumble on the kickoff, Manning led the AFC in position again. This time the drive stalled, and Rob Bironas of the Tennessee Titans kicked a field goal. The AFC led 17-7 with 46 seconds left in the quarter.

The next NFC possession had Tony Rom’s pass bouncing off of the fingertips of Chris Cooley of the Redskins, and ending up intercepted by Antonio Cromartie of the San Diego Chargers. Cromartie returned it 56 yards. Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers replaced Manning, whose work was done for the day. From the one yard line, Big Ben threw a touchdown pass to Houshmanzadeh for a 24-7 AFC lead 3 minutes into the second quarter.

On the next NFC possession, Romo faced 4th and 13. He spun out of what appeared to be a certain sack, and found Dallas Cowboys teammate Terrell Owens for a 34 yard gain. On 3rd and goal from the 6, Romo found Owens for the touchdown. The gap was cut to 24-14 with 8 minutes left in the half.

Bironas then tacked on another field goal to put the AFC up 27-14. There is little pressure on kickers in this game since attempting to block field goals or extra points is prohibited.

Matt Hasselbeck of the Seattle Seahawks, who had replaced Tony Romo, led the NFC back. After a 40 yard run by Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson, Hasselbeck found Chris Cooley of the Washington Redskins for a touchdown with 30 seconds left in the half. The AFC led 27-21.

For fans of the Silver and Black, it was a washout. The Raiders only had one Pro Bowl player, punter Shane Lechler. Neither team punted in the first half. The AFC scored all 5 times they had the ball.

For those at the game, the halftime show is a spectacular show of Hawaiian flavor. I was at home. I took a nap.

In the second half, Hasselbeck led a 6 minute drive that culminated in a 17 yard Adrian Peterson run. The NFC now led 28-27.

Derek Anderson of the Cleveland Browns came in at quarterback for the AFC, and rapidly led the team into scoring position. However, the drive bogged down around the 10 yard line, and Bironas kicked his third field goal to put the AFC back on top 30-28 midway through the third quarter.

On the ensuing kickoff, a takeoff on the Music City Miracle, Devon Hester stopped and lateraled it across the field to Jason Witten of the Dallas Cowboys, who took it to the AFC 34 yard line.

Jeff Garcia of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers came in at quarterback for the NFC. He was the only representative of the entire NFC South. He replaced Brett Favre of the Green Bay Packers, who decided to stay home and rest. Garcia was promptly intercepted by Antonio Cromartie, his second of the day.

Finally, with 3:37 left in the third quarter, a punt occurred. As expected, Shane Lechler boomed it over Devon Hester’s head for a touchback. Go Raiders!

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With 12 1/2 minutes remaining, Garcia threw a touchdown pass to Terrell Owens to put the NFC back on top, 35-30. Anderson brought the AFC back quickly. On 4th and 10 from the NFC 27, the AFC decided to go for it rather than have Bironas attempt his fourth field goal. In the Superbowl this is arrogance. In the Pro Bowl it is just the players having fun.

With 2:46 remaining, Adrian Peterson ran it in from 6 yards out for his second touchdown of the day. The NFC led 42-30. With 20 seconds left in the game, Darren Sharper of the Minnesota Vikings intercepted Anderson in the end zone to end the action of the final game of the year.

Adrian Peterson had two touchdowns and 129 yards rushing. He was the game MVP.

Men can now start sobbing uncontrollably. There is nothing to do on Sundays.

At least there is the NFL Network.

Thus, another season ends. May God bless the National Football League.

NFC 42, AFC 30.

eric

Superbowl XLII Recap

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

It is difficult to blog about the Superbowl when you are at the game in the stands.

For those who have no idea about the results of the game, you should hang your head in shame, and pray I never find you and heap scorn on you.

For those like me who are so addicted to the NFL that you would rather read about a week old recap then flip through channels not containing football, welcome, my fellow leatherheads.

The New York Giants were a gritty team expected to go nowhere this year. Of course, when I say expected, I mean expected by me. Ok, so I thought that meant something. I had them going 8-8.

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/09/2007-nfl-predictions/

Stormwarning knew better.

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The Giants were led by quarterback Eli Manning, who many in New York had all but given up on. Their head coach Tom Coughlin was almost fired a year ago. Running back Tiki Barber retired before the season. Defensive star Michael Strahan almost did likewise, but after missing training camp, decided to come back for another season.

Like Pittsburgh a couple years ago, the Giants did it the hard way on the road. The 10-6 team beat the Tampa Buccaneers 24-14. They then shocked the 13-3 Dallas Cowboys 21-17, when Tony Romo’s 4th down pass with 9 seconds left was intercepted in the end zone. They then stunned the 13-3 Green Bay Packers in overtime 23-20, intercepting Brett Favre in the extra period to set up the win.

The Patriots were already a dynasty, winning three Superbowls this decade, and coming one minute short in the AFC Title Game last year of a shot at a fourth visit. Head coach Bill Belichick and Tom Brady had done it together. Adding star wide receiver Randy Moss almost made the entire season unfair as the Patriots went undefeated.

Yes, 16-0. They played tough teams in the playoffs, but dispatched the Jacksonville Jaguars and San Diego Chargers with some difficulty. They did not have to face the defending champion Indianapolis Colts, who were shocked by San Diego, but it may not have mattered. The 18-0 Patriots were seeking to become arguably the greatest team of all time…ever. The 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only unbeaten team at 17-0, were getting nervous.

The last game of the regular season featured the Patriots defeating the Giants in New York. Had the Patriots lost a game earlier, they would have most likely rested everybody. The Giants had no reason to play their starters, but decided to, which was criticized at the time. The Giants actually led 28-16, but with the score 28-23, Tom Brady threw his NFL record 50th touchdown pass to Randy Moss, who earned his NFL record 23rd touchdown catch on the same play. The Patriots extended their lead to 38-28, and hung on 38-35 when Eli Manning was intercepted late in the game.

The rematch was a thriller. The Patriots were 12 point favorites, and the only chance the Giants had to win the game was to run the ball up the gut repeatedly, using Brandon Jacobs as a battering ram, and then bringing in Ahmad Bradshaw when the New England defense would tire. They would have to play as they did when they beat a superior Buffalo team for their last Superbowl win 17 years earlier.

This was also the “Tuna Bowl,” since both Tom Coughlin and Bill Belichick learned under Bill Parcells. Coughlin and Belichick are mirror images of each other. They are tough defensive minded disciplinarians. They are also Bill Parcells minus the warm and fuzzy charm. I have never seen either of these coaches smile.

The Giants began the game by executing their game plan to perfection. Eli Manning and the offense ripped off yardage gradually, converted third downs, and held the ball for 10 minutes. The drive only led to a Tynes field goal, but the pace was dictated, and the tone was set.

Tom Brady went right to work for the Patriots. With Randy Moss being blanketed most of the game, Wes Welker became the target of choice. Welker ended up tying the Superbowl record with 11 receptions. After 5 minutes, on the first play of the second quarter, Lawrence Maroney crashed over from the one foot line to put New England up 7-3. The run was set up by a defensive pass interference penalty in the end zone on the last play of the first quarter. It occurred on 3rd down, and seemed to be a Big Blue Blunder.

The Superbowl then turned into a defensive slugfest with no scoring again until the fourth quarter. Both offenses actually had several chances, but luck combined with stout resilience benefitted the defenses.

90 seconds after the Patriots scored, Manning had already led the Giants to the New England 15 yard line. Yet on 3rd and 5, Manning’s pass to Steve Smith bounced right off his chest, and was intercepted by Ellis Hobbs. Instead of first and goal, it was a turnover.

The Patriots had the ball on their own 10 yard line with 1:47 left in the half, and of course Bill Belichick decided to try and go 90 yards. New Englnd does not take knees. They take out kneecaps. With 22 seconds left, the Patriots were already at the New York 45, but when Brady went back to throw the long ball, he was hit, resulting in a fumble that the Giants recovered.

Justin Tuck hit Brady, and Osi Umenyora recovered. Eli Mannings Hail Mary actually made it oevr the New England defenders to Steve SMith, but he did not see it, as it fell incomplete. Although the Patriots led at the half, the story of the first 30 minutes was the Giants defense, specifically the linebackers, destroying the Patriots offensive line. Umenyora was the only member of the entire team going to the Pro Bowl, while the Patriots had several. Yet the entire defense played like demons possessed, as Tuck had the game of a lifetime. Umenyora and Strahan had monster games as well.

In the second half, Giants defensive coordinator Steve Spagnulo continued to order a combination of blitzes that left Brady bruised, battered, and beaten up. Brady was sacked a season high 5 times, and was hit 23 times.

The Patriots took the second half kickoff, but after 4 minutes had to punt. Yet Bill Belichick showed why he earned his reputation as a genius, challenging that the Giants had 12 men on the field. Replay showed that one player racing to the sidelines did not take his last step until after the ball was snapped. It was a successful challenge, and the Patriots kept the ball.

Yet Bill Belichick reinforced his other reputation, one of arrogance, 4 minutes later. On 4th and 13 from the New York 31, Belichick decided to go for it rather than kick a 48 yard field goal. Brady’s deep pass was out of the corner of the end zone incomplete. After 8 minutes, the Patriots turned it over on downs.

This game was seen by many as a reversal of the Superbowl 6 years earlier. The 2001 Patriots were a resilient 11-5 team that had beaten better teams in the playoffs and had shocked people to get there. The 14-2 Rams were the Greatest Show on Turf, had all the superstars, and a coach that was considered both a genius and arrogant. The Rams had beaten the Patriots in New England. The Patriots shocked the world, and defeated the Rams in one of the all time Superbowl upsets. Many blamed the Rams, and Martz in particular, for simply being too arrogant, and losing a game that should have been an easy victory. Their high octane offense ran into a brilliantly devised defense created by Bill Belichick.

Six years later, the Patriots were the ones trying to shake off the fact that they actually were in a competitive game against a hungry underdog that perhaps they took too lightly. Passing up a field goal attempt on a long fourth down gamble showed a smug attitude that would come back to bite them.

The Patriots would get the ball back, but with three minutes left in the third quarter, they were backed up to their own five yard line. They did reach past midfield with seconds left in the quarter, but a false start penalty pushed New England back and the drive stalled.

The Patriots punted on the first play of the fourth quarter, and the Giants took over at their own 20 after a touchback. After three quarters of defense, the offenses would finally see some life.

On the first play from scrimmage, Manning’s short pass over the middle to Kevin Boss led to a 45 yard gain before boss was dragged down. Boss is not legendary Mark Bavaro, or even injured Jeremy Shockey, but he dragged a pair of New England defenders in superstar fashion on that play. On 3rd and 4 from the 30, Manning went to Steve Smith again. This time he caught it at the 12 yard line. Manning then found the most unlikely Superbowl hero in many years in the form of David Tyree.

If anybody knew David Tyree before this game, they did not tell me about him. He was the Giants fourth receiver. Yet he entered the record books when Manning found him over the middle for a five yard touchdown pass. The Giants led 10-7 with 11 minutes remaining in the game. New England’s dynasty was now teetering.

Yet despite the fact that Brady was getting hit on every play, he showed his championship toughness that champions exhibit when it matters most. He led the Patriots 89 yards, eating up over 8 minutes of clock. On 3rd down and goal, the Giants needed one more stop to force the tying field goal. They had stopped the Patriots the entire game. They could not stop them this time. Neither could the rest of the league. A touchdown pass to Randy Moss, who had been held in check the entire game, put the Patriots up 14-10 with 2:42 remaining.

New England had done it again. They had scraped out another win at the last possible moment. 19-0, the greatest team ever, and four Superbowls in seven years, almost five. It would have been five had Peyton Manning not beaten them a year earlier. Yet this was not the Colts and Peyton Manning. It was Eli Manning. He was not his brother. The game was over. The defense had fought hard, but the offense of the Giants had nothing left.

Yes, they did. They had heart. The Giants started at their own 17 yard line. They had all three timeouts plus the two minute warning. At the two minute warning, the Giants faced third and 10 at their own 28. Manning completed the pass to Amani Toomer, but Toomer had to come back for the short throw, leaving him less than a yard short. On 4th and 1, with everything on the line, the Giants were granted a measurement, allowing the clock to temporarily stop. This allowed the Giants to get up to the line.

They could have punted, given that they had all three timouts, but going for it was the right call with 1:40 remaining. Battering ram Brandon Jacobs picked up the first down, and the Giants called their first timeout with 1:28 left. They were still at their own 38 yard line. The next play had Eli get caught after a five yard scramble, forcing the Giants to burn their second timeout with 1:20 left. Manning was almost intercepted on the next play, but the ball was just high enough. It bounced off the outstretched fingertips of Asanti Samuels.

On 3rd and 5, a play occurred that will be in NFL history forever. One of the craziest plays I have ever seen occurred, and I saw it live. I still could not believe what I witnessed. Eli Manning stepped back to pass, and was caught in the pocket for what appeared to be a certain sack. There were two or three Patriots with a shot, and one had him by the Jersey. He spun out, and heaved the ball before being hit.

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This was only half the miracle play that should forever be known as “The Scramble.” His Fran Tarkenton impersonation was fabulous, but the reception was even more spectacular. David Tyree, with Rodney Harrison defending him perfectly, caught the ball against his helmet one handed. Harrison tried to pry it loose, but somehow Tyree kept the ball lodged between his hand and his helmet. Going to the ground, the ball never touched the ground or came loose. That catch could not be made in the circus. David Tyree made it as Harrison and the rest of the world remained stunned. One minute remained, and the Giants were at the New England 25, and Michael Strahan was screaming on the sidelines that the Giants would win 17-14. To give Strahan even more credit, he said it at the beginning of the drive when the Giants were 83 yards away.

Manning was brought down for no gain on the next play, and the Giants took their final timeout with 50 seconds remaining. On 3rd and 11 with with 45 seconds remaining, Manning completed a 12 yard pass to Steve Smith, who got out of bounds with 39 seconds remaining.

On the next play, Manning lobbed an end zone pass to Plaxico Burress. Burress had been silent the entire game, but he faked out Ellis Hobbs, who had intercepted Manning earlier. The 14 yard touchdown pass put the Giants up 17-14 with only 35 seconds remaining.

The stadium erupted, but after initial cheering, the Giants fans went silent, and reminded themselves that the game was not over. Dynasties do not die out naturally. They have to be killed, and the Patriots had 35 seconds and three timeouts.

From the 25 yard line, Brady’s first deep pass was incomplete. Brady got absolutely belted on the next play by Rookie Jay Alford. Alford came straight up the middle and drilled Brady in the chest. It might have been the best hit of the game. As badly as Brady got leveled, he showed his veteran poise by immediately calling timeout while on his back.

19 seconds remained. At that moment, on third and 20, Brady rolled out, looked for Randy Moss, and threw the ball 68 yards. Moss was double covered, but as fans everywhere held their breath, he still almost caught it. It was knocked away incomplete. One more yard in the air and it might have been a touchdown. Instead, with 10 seconds left, the Patriots faced fourth and 20. Brady again rolled out, threw it 65 yards in the area for Moss, and watched it fall incomplete. Moss was again double covered, and this heave was easily batted away.

The New York Football Giants had shocked the world. The 1972 Dolphins popped their champagne corks. their would be no 19-0 season. The Patriots were nothing more than a footnote, another great regular season team that blew up in the playoffs. A sign on the internet currently reads “18-1 arrogance.”

Yet this was New York Giant Football. Heart, tough running, critical catches, and ruthless defense. As the confetti came down, the question of “Who wants it More?” was answered.

The Giants had won Superbowl XLII. They are the World Champions.

The G-Men had shocked the world.

As Chris Berman says, “THAT’S…WHY THEY PLAY THE GAMES.”

Although Belichick did run to midfield and share a very sincere embrace with Coughlin, apparently one second remained. Rules required a play be run, and Belichick remained in the locker room for the final kneel down, an ignominious end. Perhaps that passed up field goal opportunity would eat at him. Perhaps he was too dismissive to consider criticism.

It did not matter. History had been smashed, obliterated, and poured upside down.

New York Giants 17, New England Patriots 14

eric

Fall Into Line! Back John McCain

Friday, February 8th, 2008

I have said that I could enthusiastically support Mitt Romney, Fred Thompson, John McCain and Rudy Giuliani in the general election. They are all fine men. I was heartbroken Giuliani lost, but am now enthusiastically backing McCain.

https://tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/03/john-mccain-its-the-man-himself/

I am deeply troubled by the fact that republicans want to party like it’s 1992. It is one thing to engage in electoral stupidity as the result of cutting off noses to spite faces. It is another thing to repeat the same stupidity for a candidate that is significantly more conservative than our 1992 standard bearer.

So to those who have been blistering John McCain, I need to start naming names.

Rush Limbaugh…I own both of your books. I watched your tv show every night when it was on. I enjoyed your radio show. You were a Godsend in helping the republicans take over Congress in 1994. I have respected and admired you for some time now.

www.rushlimbaugh.com

Sean Hannity–I own several of your books. I attended your Freedom Concert on 9/11 at Great Adventure in 2007. I met you personally. I watch your tv show every night. I am a big fan of yours.

www.hannity.com

Laura Ingraham–I saw you at the Freedom Concert as well. I was in the front row cheering your words. I own one of your books, and find you to be exceptionally bright and thoughtful. Your former boss, Clarence Thomas, is a fine man.

www.lauraingraham.com

Ann Coulter–I saw you at the Freedom Concert from the front row, and I met you at the USC campus. I found you to be incredibly sweet, gracious, and friendly, taking time to speak to every person in line. I own several of your books.

www.anncoulter.com

Michelle Malkin–I am a frequent commenter on your blog. Your blog is one of the best blogs in the country. We must have some things in common because many of your readers visit my blog. I own at least one of your books, and find you to be stunningly brilliant and an incredibly effective communicator. I usually agree with you, and I do so enthusiastically.

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/02/08/stay-positive-and-stay-focused/#comments

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/02/07/video-mccain-at-cpac-not-quite-the-uniter-yet/

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Mr. Hannity, Mr. Limbaugh, Ms. Ingraham, Ms. Coulter, Ms. Malkin…I beg of you…

Stop the madness. Enough. We get the point. You have difficulties accepting John McCain.

He won the nomination fair and square. He competed, and despite all of you having gigantic platforms, republicans chose him.

Some of your supporters have advocated everything from staying home to voting for Hillary Clinton. G. Gordon Liddy, no liberal at all, calls these people “Suicide Bomber Republicans.” John McCain is a war hero, and he will not be intimidated by suicide bombers anywhere in the world.

No, being a war hero does not “entitle” him to be President. Nobody is entitled to be President. What makes him worthy of being President is that he is by far the best person for the job. The republican electorate decided this.

Some will argue that he lost among “conservatives,” needing moderates and independents to win. So what? He played by the rules. He won.

Some will argue that Mike Huckabee siphoned away votes from Romney. Again, so what? Giuliani siphoned votes from McCain, which could have helped Romney had Giuliani stayed in. Again, McCain played by the same rules as the other candidates, and he won.

John McCain is the best man for the job among the remaining candidates because he wants to win the War on Terror, not cut and run. When his campaign was on the verge of collapse, he powerfully expressed that he “would rather lose an election than lose a war.” He never wavered on this position. His war heroism makes him admirable. His willingness to take a politically unpopular opinion when the other size is at its zenith, and stick with it, makes him a leader.

The liberals running for President were asked if winning or ending the war was more important. They stated that ending it was more important.

As for our side, which claims to want to win the war at any cost, we as conservatives can either be statesmen or spoiled brats. Rudy Giuliani is a statesman. He immediately backed John McCain. Mitt Romney is a statesman. His concession speech may one day be considered one of the all time great speeches. There is a slim chance he could have come back and won a bloody nomination battle. He put the good of the party…and the country…first. This is noble, decent, and worthy of a fine man such as himself.

I was pained when Giuliani lost. Yet if McCain is good enough for Giuliani, he should be good enough for his supporters. If the candidates can come together, then we as republican and conservative citizens can…and must…do so as well.

We have 2 options at this point.

1) Tear McCain’s eyes out, ensuring a Hillary Clinton victory and pure misery for conservatives.

Or, we can…

2) Knock it off, and FALL INTO LINE! After McCain wins, conservatives can then fight him when he is wrong. We did this with our current President.

President George W. Bush is a good man, but conservatives took him to the woodshed on steel tariffs, Harriet Myers, and other areas of concern. As a reward, we got Sam Alito. This is in addition to one of the most phenomenally brilliant legal minds on Earth, John Roberts.

Do none of the right wingers in this country remember 1992? Conservatives savaged the first President Bush, stayed home, and were rewarded with Ruth Bader Ginsburg. President Bush did get fooled by David Souter, but he is not the first President to get fooled. He also gave us Clarence Thomas.

Yes he was wrong to go against the gun owners, and he also raised taxes. So instead we got somebody who was worse on guns and taxes, and virtually every other issue.

Logical reasoning must trumpet raw emotion. We can work with McCain, or face a Clinton even worse than the first one.

So for those who are teetering over the cliff of sanity, again…

Knock it off!

FALL…INTO…LINE!

Terrorists everywhere hope that pettiness rules the day, allowing us to sabotage a man who would ruthlessly kill them everywhere.

We are at war, and we need a republican President that is hard right on the war.

John McCain is that man.

I pray that those on the right wake up and realize that something beats less than nothing.

Intraparty squabbles are healthy in primaries. That is what primaries are for. Intraparty squabbles are also healthy after winning an election. That is a part of governing. I would rather be arguing about what laws to pass, or in conservative cases, not pass, than be united in the ability to only obstruct. Newt Gingrich and Bob Dole had sharp differences, but they did move the country to the right, even with a democrat as President. Intraparty squabbles are the norm after losing an election. This is less enjoyable, but necessary. The blame game gets played out before the factions unite.

Intraparty squabbles are not ok in a general election. They are destructive. We need to rally around John McCain. As the Founding Fathers said, we either hang together or hang separately.

The Founding Fathers realized that the fate of America was at stake. Their very lives depended on coming together. Today it is no different. Back then it was the British. Today it is Islamofacist murderers.

I do not agree with John McCain on every issue. As I have said before, he is dead wrong on campaign finance reform. The McCain-Feingold legislation is one of the worst pieces of legislation in history. I also believe he is wrong on global warming, and drilling in ANWR.

These issues can be dealt with. Global warming will be the easiest because we will be trying to prevent bad laws that have not been enacted yet. A simple filibuster solves that problem. As for oil drilling and repealing campaign finance reform, we can apply pressure, and prevent anything further from being enacted.

On the War on Terror, John McCain is the guy. He will never waver. He spent 5 1/2 years in a prison. He was tortured. I disagree with him on that issue as well, but I will not dare question his moral authority on the issue. What I do know is that for 5 1/2 years, the enemy could not break him. He will not be broken by Al Queda, Iran, or any other terrorist entity. He is too tough.

We don’t need warm fuzzy platitudes about nonsense or shrill rhetoric about taxing the profits of legal American businesses that power the American economy.

We need, with all due respect, one tough S.O.B.

John McCain is one tough S.O.B.

He will not back down on the war. He will work with his fellow republicans. He might even install Mitt Romney as Treasury Secretary, and Rudy Giuliani and Fred Thompson as Vice President and Attorney General, in either order. Mike Huckabee could chair religious outreach. Duncan Hunter could be Secretary of Defense.

No, there are no guarantees. Nothing in life is guaranteed. Everything in life is risky. Nobody is perfect. Sainted Ronald Reagan, who I want minted into coins and placed on Mount Rushmore as much as any other good republican, raised taxes in 1982. Yet he absolutely gets a mulligan for that.

Give McCain his mulligans now that the primaries are over. After we win the election, we can help him govern. He will have to work with us. His benefits far outweigh his risks.

The same cannot be said of his liberal opponents. He may be a liberal darling now, but the Jayson Blair Times and their ilk will hate his guts soon enough. For one thing, he backed the surge.

All the republicans backed the surge. McCain settled for the surge, but actually backed a full scale escalation at the height of the war’s unpopularity. I would rather the candidate who from the beginning at the toughest political time backed one of the greatest military leaders of all time in General David Petraeus, as opposed to those that cower under the hate speech of Moveon.org and the other “Betray Us” lunatics.

John McCain is a good man, a good conservative, and oh yes, an American hero.

I trust the man himself. I did not back him in the primaries, but this conservative is now solidly backing him in the general election. Conservatives would do well to heed my advice.

So again, my dear fellow conservatives…

Knock it off!

FALL…INTO…LINE!

Back John McCain for President of the United States in 2008.

Respectfully, 

eric

My Interview With Senator Susan Collins

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

I had the pleasure of interviewing Senator Susan Collins of Maine.

I met Senator Collins at the 2008 Republican Jewish Coalition Candidate Forum. I spoke with her and one of her legislative aides, and she was receptive to doing an email interview.

This was not easy to put together. Senators are very busy people, and I have never even been to Maine. In addition, Senator Collins is up for reelection in 2008.

Despite time constraints that are tougher than I could possibly imagine, I can say that her staff was very polite, friendly, and honest. They told me upfront that it would take time to complete the interview, but that it would get done. They occasionally sent me emails to let me know that I was on their radar, and that they had not forgotten.

In short, the Senator has some good people working for her. Given the quality of her character, this does not come as a surprise.

Friends of mine all across the political spectrum have met her at various conferences, including AIPAC. The consensus from those who have met her is that she is an incredibly nice person. This is consistent with my interaction with her.

With that, I bring you my interview with Senator Susan Collins.

 

1. ) What can ordinary citizens do, besides donating money and voting for you, to help you win the War on Terror? What obligations do we have, and how can we help?

 

A warning, last year, that terrorists may be conducting “dry runs” at our nation’s airports is another reminder of the very real threats that confront our homeland. This warning is consistent with a National Intelligence Estimate report advisory that the U.S. homeland faces a “persistent and evolving terrorist threat” from Al Qaeda and other terrorist groups driven by an undiminished intent to attack us here at home.

Our nation’s intelligence gathering capabilities have improved significantly since September 11, 2001. The Collins-Lieberman Terrorism Prevention and Intelligence Reform Act resulted in improved coordination among agencies to better enable us to detect and thwart terrorist attacks. But despite these improvements, the terrorist threats to our nation are ever-present and evolving. Keeping our homeland safe depends on more than our intelligence and law enforcement community; it also depends on vigilant and watchful citizens.

It is particularly imperative that citizens be watchful and report suspicious behavior in the area of mass transportation where there is the potential for mass casualties, where vehicles and aircraft can be used as weapons, and where there is only a brief period of time for assessing and reacting to threats.

It is because our reliance of an alert citizenry is so great that Senator Joe Lieberman and I authored legislation that would encourage individuals to report suspicious activity to appropriate officials without the fear of being sued. This provision was approved by Congress as part of a comprehensive homeland security bill that the President signed into law last year.

Our provision is simple: it will protect individuals from lawsuits when they, in good faith, report reasonable suspicious behavior that may reflect terrorist activity. This protection would not apply to individuals who knowingly make false statements. Our laws and legal system must encourage, not discourage, citizens to be the eyes and ears that are so helpful to our law enforcement and intelligence communities.

The message that this new law conveys to the American public is, “If You See Something, Don’t Be Afraid to Say Something.” Our nation’s homeland security depends on it.

 

 

2.) It is one thing to ask people to have faith in God. It is much tougher to ask people to have faith in Government. What does our government do right, and what does it need to do better, and how would you make it better so people can start believing in their government again?

 

I think there is no better way to answer such an important question than to borrow the words of a person who embodies faithful public service, former Senator Alan Simpson of Wyoming: “If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.” To me, the extent to which our government deserves the faith of the American people is directly related to the level of integrity that guides our actions.

Integrity is more than abiding by the laws and rules that govern the conduct of public officials. It is more than avoiding conduct that is legal but questionable. Those are the bare minimum.

True integrity is acting in the public interest, not in seeking personal glory or partisan advantage. It is seeking common ground and forging solutions. Simply put, it is getting the job done.

I am fortunate to be a leader of a committee that possesses such integrity. The Senate Homeland Security Committee deals with some of the most difficult and urgent issues facing our nation. Yet, again and again, from our landmark legislation on intelligence reform following the terrorist attacks of 9/11 to our more recent work to secure our seaports and to rebuild our nation’s emergency management structure after the failures of Hurricane Katrina, we dig into those issues and reach bipartisan consensus.

Such integrity should not, however, be reserved only for issues in which the immediate safety and security of the American people are at stake. Far too often, issues that are of great importance to the American people, long-term problems that have to be confronted, never make it over the partisan divide.

There is no easy answer to the question of how we can make a system that works in urgent circumstances work in more circumstances. We know it can be done. We need to cultivate the kind of integrity that gets it done.

 

 

 

3. ) What were the main challenges you faced when you became Senator of Maine? What are your greatest successes as Senator, and what do you need more time to accomplish?

 

The main challenge I faced when I became Senator from Maine is the partisan gridlock that stymies progress in Washington, D.C. I have always made it a priority to battle partisanship in the Senate. Although I am proud to be a Republican, I recognize that neither political party has a monopoly on good ideas. Oftentimes, the best solutions are crafted from the center.

Throughout our nation’s history, we have solved problems by engaging in civil, constructive debate, and by holding to our principles while respecting the principles of those on the other side of the debate.

I am proud of my bipartisan record of accomplishments. In 2004, working together with Senator Joe Lieberman, we passed the Collins-Lieberman Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act. This law represents the most sweeping changes to our intelligence community in more than 50 years and implements most of the recommendations of the 9/11 Commission. I also authored bipartisan legislation to strengthen the Federal Emergency Management Agency, or FEMA, after Hurricane Katrina, as well as legislation to better protect our nation’s ports and chemical facilities against terrorist attacks or other disasters.

There is more that needs to be done. Currently, as Ranking Member of the Senate Homeland Security Committee, I am working closely with Senator Lieberman to continue our investigation of homegrown terrorism and violent radicalization as well as to pass legislation that will strengthen competition in federal contracting, add transparency to the process, and help to curtail fraud, waste, and abuse of taxpayers’ money.

 

4.) Who is your favorite American political leader of all time? Why?

 

Former Maine Senator Margaret Chase Smith is a special inspiration to me. Senator Smith was my senator the entire time that I was growing up. I had the good fortune to meet Senator Smith when I was a senior in high school, and was participating in the Senate Youth Program in Washington. Senator Smith was in her 30th year in Congress! She was a legend, and I was so excited about meeting her. We talked for nearly two hours, discussing many important issues, and she answered my many questions. But, what I remember most was her telling me always to stand tall for what I believed.

 

 

5.) Do you support the Bush Doctrine of pre-emptive action? Do you feel that it may be necessary to take pre-emptive action against Iran? What Americans call 9/11, Israel refers to as every day life. Israel is then asked to show restraint. What is your view on Israel taking pre-emptive action, including a strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities if necessary? What about with regards to the disputed territories such as Gaza? What about against Damascus, who funds Hezbollah?

 

Iran’s nuclear ambitions, combined with the missile technology it already possesses, are troubling. A nuclear-armed Iran, whose president and other top leaders regularly threaten to destroy the United States and Israel, would pose a major threat.

I continue to hope and believe that the threats posed by Iran can and should be addressed through diplomacy. That is why I am cosponsoring legislation, the Iran Counter-Proliferation Act (S. 970), to expand our non-military efforts to end the activities of countries and entities that are enabling Iran to pursue nuclear weapons. In addition, I am a cosponsor of the Iran Sanctions Enabling Act (S. 1430), which would direct the Secretary of the Treasury to publish biannually in The Federal Register a list of anyone who has an investment of more than $20 million in the energy sector in Iran and to maintain that list on the Department of the Treasury website. I am also a cosponsor an amendment, offered by Senator Lieberman, to restore full funding at the President’s requested level of $75 million to support democratization efforts in Iran. This amendment was included in the omnibus funding bill, which was signed into law on Dec. 26.

Other threats to Israel’s security are cause for concern. Palestinian terrorists in Gaza are trying to replicate Hezballah’s example in southern Lebanon by upgrading and expanding their offensive military capabilities. Hamas and other terrorist groups are amassing tons of increasingly advanced explosives and weaponry, carrying out daily rocket attacks and preparing for wider-scale future operations. Israel has demonstrated extreme restraint, but may be forced to take additional measures to forestall the growing threat posed to its citizens. Hamas and Hezbollah are jeopardizing prospects for peace in Israel. Recognizing that Israel has a right to defend its citizens and soldiers, I supported a 2006 resolution that condemned the actions of Hezbollah and Hamas and their state sponsors, Iran and Syria, and reaffirmed Israel’s right to self-defense.

 

 

6.) Attempts to partially privatize social security have been met with hysteria about throwing old people on the street and leaving them to die. Do you favor any privatization of social security? If not, why not? If so, how can you frame it in terms that do not frighten seniors?

During my service in the Senate, I have consistently adhered to certain guiding principles about Social Security. The first, and most fundamental, is that Social Security is the foundation of retirement income for most Americans. We must preserve the Social Security system as it is for those individuals who are at or nearing retirement age, especially those Americans who are 55 and older. Our current and near retirees deserve the peace of mind of knowing they will get the benefits they have earned.

I have long supported proposals for a Social Security “lockbox” to prevent Social Security payroll taxes from being spent for programs unrelated to Social Security or to finance tax cuts. In times of war or recession, we may need to temporarily run a deficit on the non-Social Security side of the budget, but we should always safeguard the Social Security trust fund.

Some have proposed investing a portion of the Social Security trust fund in the stock market as a means of building up reserves and addressing or delaying the Social Security shortfall. These investments could be made directly by the government – like our State retirement funds – or they could be made by individuals through what have come to be known as “personal retirement accounts.”

We should consider a variety of proposals to improve the system, including the pros and cons of personal retirement accounts, but I would not support an effort to privatize the Social Security system. That approach could expose Social Security recipients to an unacceptable degree of risk, given the fact that Social Security benefits are the safety net that protects our nation’s retired and disabled workers from poverty. As we look for ways to modernize Social Security, we should ensure that the program continues to provide recipients with a guaranteed benefit, regardless of fluctuations in the financial markets.

 

7.) Without delving into your personal life, what would you want Americans to know about Susan Collins the person? 100 years from now, what would you want people to remember about you, and what would you hope the history books say about you?

 

My values were shaped by growing up in the small, northern Maine city of Caribou, a community my ancestors founded in the 1840’s. I was born into a family with a strong tradition of public service. My parents were both involved in state and local politics and they taught me that I have a duty to get involved in my community. They also taught me that girls can grow up to become anything they want and to never to give up—which is a truly valuable lesson.

I hope the history books remember me as a dedicated and hard-working public servant who made it a priority to seek bipartisan consensus and, as a result, accomplished a great deal for Maine and America.

I would like to again thank Senator Collins for her graciousness, and her incredibly thoughtful answers. I would also like to again thank her staff for their accessibility and timely responses.

The one element that I hope everybody takes away from my interview with Senator Collins is that reaching across the aisle is not a betrayal of principles. Anybody can lob verbal grenades. Leaders have to get things done. Solving problems requires working with people that may share opposing views. To be effective requires that one be likable, trustworthy, and willing to consider good ideas from various sources.

It was an absolute pleasure meeting and interviewing Senator Collins. Maine is lucky to have her service. America could use more public servants like her.

eric

Tragedy and Confusion Wednesday

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Before getting into the results from Super Tuesday, I hope my readers can handle once again being completely underwhelmed. Rather than pretend I understand what the results mean, and would rather let others sort it out.

Politically, the day after Super Tuesday was a Wednesday of confusion. For many in the South, it was a day of tragedy. The impressive victories notched by Mike Huckabee were overshadowed by tornadoes that left 22 dead in Arkansas, Mississippi and Tennessee.

We spend so much time worrying about nuts and bolts and delegates and electoral votes that we run the risk of losing sight of what elections are all about…human beings that too often have their quality of life wrecked through no fault of their own or any other human being. I personally want government to do very little, but at moments like this a President needs to be a CEO, an analyst, and a consoler in chief. Assessing the situation from a cold detached standpoint is important, but so is just giving people hugs.

I hope that the tornado tragedy does not get lost in the shuffle, but I am under no illusion that this story will fade under an avalanche of polls and focus groups.

As for the raw numbers, they are a complete mish mosh to me. McCain seems to be in good position.

As for Super Tuesday, it is all a blur to me. I ran myself into the ground in Phoenix. The Superbowl festivities were amazing, and now my body is paying the price. Some people are too proud to take Western medicine. I am not one of them. As I told my friends, my body at 26 is not my body at 26, and the long season plus playoffs finally took its toll. Like many NFL players, I will skip going to the Pro Bowl in Hawaii so I can recuperate an extra week during the offseason. I just can’t do the “2 a days” anymore. Keep in mind that for the athletes, 2 a days refer to twice daily workouts. For me they mean watching a pair of games back to back, rather than just one. Sitting around for 6 hours is simply more strenuous than doing so for 3 hours.

After dropping off my cameras to get my Superbowl film developed, I staggered to my polling place to vote. It was only one block from my home, but I was literally too weak to walk. I drove, voted, came home, and crashed.

From what my exhausted eyes can observe, John McCain seems to be in good position for the republicans. The big shock of the night was Mike Huckabee. Not since General Sherman’s march to the sea has such an impressive string of Southern victories been notched. Yet in a cruel twist of fate, the states he won were mostly proportional representation, so a 2 point win usually means only one or two more delegates. The states John McCain won were winner take all, so a one vote win gives him plenty of delegates.

Mitt Romney got his clock cleaned, and is probably not happy that Huckabee stayed in the race. Yet in all fairness, Huckabee was not pulling 15% in the South. He was polling over 30%. I am supporting McCain, but am still saddened by Rudy Giuliani dropping out.

I honestly did not know how I was going to vote until I was in the booth. I was either going to vote for Giuliani or McCain. The debate is to vote for the most viable candidate that matches my views, or to go with my heart. However, in this case Giuliani was no longer in the race, and had endorsed McCain himself. My worry was that if I voted for Giuliani, and McCain lost to Romney, I would be hurt twice.

There is something about John McCain that makes me want to apologize if I don’t vote for him. Some say his past heroism does not matter, but yes, it most certainly does matter.

I backed McCain in 2000, and like 8 years ago, Super Tuesday this time was also on Mardi Gras. As I staggered through the French Quarter, I felt bad that I did not bring my absentee ballot with me. Even though I was having a blast hanging off the balcony of the Cats Meow with a glowstick in my mouth and a pair of 19 year olds singing “Pour some sugar on me,” to me, I still wanted to vote afterwards. I backed George W. Bush in the general election with complete enthusiasm, but felt bad that I did not vote for McCain when it counted. It was the first and only time since I turned 18 that I have not voted.

I could not let John McCain down twice. He has given too much to America for me to not back him. Besides, republicans always nominate the guy next in line. If he picks Giuliani as Vice President, all is well. Giuliani can then run again. However, this was McCain’s last chance. I voted for him, and did not look back.

The democrats are an even bigger mess. Obama won more states than Hillary, but the delegates are so convoluted that either one can claim victory. Bill Clinton lost in New Hampshire in 1992, and declared it a win. Hillary does not need to actually win. She just needs to say she won. A closer look tells a strange story on both sides.

There was no home field advantage for John McCain. He only won his home state of Arizona by 13 points. Mitt Romney only won his home state of Massachussetts by 10 points. Yes he also claims Michigan and Utah, but he can claim them all if he wants.He led Massachusetts. Hillary only won New York by 14 points, and New Jersey by 10. Yes, wins are wins, but this is a fairly unimpressive showing that she will claim is a landslide. Obama won Illinois by 32 points, and Huckabee cruised in Arkansas by about 40 points. Those are big wins.

Hillary and McCain won primaries, while Romney and Obama racked up wins in caucuses. Each side will claim their method is better.

The biggest surprise was North Dakota, which gave Ron Paul 21% of the vote in their caucuses. And I thought sensible people lived there.

I still maintain that there is no way Hillary will lose the democratic nomination. Yes, I said this about the Superbowl, but those games are decided based on merit.

Outside of John McCain, I am not sure this campaign is about merit at all. Hillary Clinton has 35 years of supposedly doing things, and Barack Obama offers some of the finest platitudes that a man lacking substance can offer. As comedian Chris Rock thunders, “Speaks well is not a compliment.”

The process truly is broken, and even if I was healthy, I would not be willing to offer analysis to a process that does not deserve it.

On a macro level, I pray for the loved ones of the 22 tornado victims. On a micro level, I just want to get healthy. I have 7 months to recover, and then the 2008 football season will begin. Hillary has already announced that she supports whoever is the favorite.

eric

Barack Obama, Meet Eli Manning

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

From Super Sunday and the Superbowl to Super Tuesday, Barack Obama is trying to do what Eli Manning and the New York Giants did…shock the world.

I have on several occasions compared Hillary Clinton to the New England Patriots. I have also compared her and her husband specifically to Bill Clinton.

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The New England Patriots could not die on their own. A stake had to be driven through their hearts. Some how, some way, no matter how hard people convinced themselves that the Patriots could lose, it became an exercise in futility to even think about it. Like a Wall Street analyst who would insist that a certain stock could not possibly go any higher, expectations would be defied, and the analyst would double down over and again, looking exponentially foolish. A term reserved for LBJ and Vietnam applies…escalation of commitment.

The Patriots kept winning playoff games and Superbowls by 3 points. They barely scraped by. They had games this year that they deserved to lose, yet they won them. They were seen by many as arrogant. Some saw them as cheaters. They were seen as inevitable.

When they took the lead with less than 3 minutes left in Superbowl XLII, the world was preparing for having to listen to them be declared the best ever. They would never ever go away if they won this game. They would be with us forever.

The Clintons are the power couple that will never go away. Some see them as arrogant, and their brazen lack of ethics is barely denied by their supporters. Like New England fans, the Clintons have many fans that lack scruples or class.

Hillary Clinton was anointed as the next President. Then out of nowhere, Barack Obama came along.

Like Eli Manning, Obama was seen as a nice kid that would get crushed on the big stage under superior competition. He would fold under the pressure.

Eli Manning had the media spotlight on him. He got knocked around more by the media than by opposing team defenses. As for losing to New England, who could blame him? Nobody else figured them out.

Yet when all was said and done, Eli Manning changed history, at least from a football perspective. I would argue he did more than that. He gave inspiration to young kids everywhere. Take every cliche, and amplify them. They all fit.

Barack Obama is trying to take on a colossus. She has thrown everything at him, and he is still standing. Yet how many times have the Clintons survived? Barack Obama was about to win New Hampshire, and crush Hillary. She cried, and then she won. It does not matter that dignity had to be sacrificed. She won. She then won Nevada. Yet somehow, he has hung in there. Like Eli Manning, Barack Obama believes in his abilities.

Obama and the Giants respected Hillary and the Patriots, but they do not fear them. They got to frontrunner status by conquering other more seasoned foes in their path. Obama took out John Edwards, Joe Biden, and Bill Richardson. Eli Manning and the Giants took down the Buccaneers, the Cowboys and the Packers, who are led by legendary quarterback Brett Favre. The Giants won these games on the road.

Yes, Eli Manning had plenty of help, including a strong running game and a phenomenal defense. This does not diminish Eli Manning, because we all have help. There is not one person in this world that ever achieved anything of significance without help from others. Some may refuse to acknowledge this, but it is a truth as universal as the sun rising in the east and setting in the west.

Hillary has the entire democratic machine helping her. Howard Dean is a symbolic figurehead. The Clintons control the democratic party. They suck the media oxygen out off rooms. Yet elections, like Superbowls, are not won or lost in the media. They are won on the field.

Yes, the Clintons and the Patriots have many fans, but they also have many people that are just sick and tired of them. The games of politics and football will survive without them. There were football dynasties and successful Presidencies before they existed. The perception that the Clintons and the Patriots are larger than the games themselves is what offends people.

Nobody is bigger than events themselves. Nobody is indispensable. The New England Patriots were upstarts six years earlier, defeating a Rams team that forgot that they had to actually play the game in order to win it. The Rams were done in by their own arrogance. Years ago Bill Clinton was an upstart, as the arrogance belonged to Mario Cuomo, the Governor of New York who thought that the world would wait forever for him to climb off the top of his mountain and ponder whether to condescend to run for the job.

The Patriots and the Clintons then became the overwhelming favorites. Yet nothing lasts forever.

Eli Manning stuck to his game plan. He stayed calm, focused, and disciplined. He also had luck, but he took full advantage of it. Barack Obama needs to do the same. This is his best shot.

I still cannot believe the Patriots lost. I was at the Superbowl, and still am in awe that the Giants shocked the world.

I will not believe that Hillary can be beaten until the stake is driven through her political heart. I still see her as too smart, too tough, and too ruthless to lose. The only way she can be beaten is if her opponent does everything right, and has a ton of help. Even then, that might barely do it.

Then again, barely is good enough. Eli Manning barely got it done. Yet he is now a champion.

Barack Obama could make history. Or, he could be another person that offered promise, but could not defeat the political hydra that is the Clintons.

How can he? Nobody else has.

I do not believe Barack Obama can defeat Hillary Clinton. I do not believe she is beatable. She will somehow find a way to win at the last possible moment.

Then again, I said the same thing about the Patriots, and the Giants are the ones holding the Lombardi Trophy this year.

Barack, I will tell you what I screamed out to Eli in the final two minutes of Superbowl XLII, until my voice got hoarse.

You can do this!

eric